Meanwhile...
Follow up to Consequences? To my actions?: what Mina’s busy with while Lucy’s panicking. Featuring Mina and Jonathon sweet talking: Die (affectionate). Get wrecked (affectionate).
Plus a happy ending for the quad (quouple?)
A win for polyamory • How dare • Character Portrait Sheet
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I used GPT-3 to come up with some novelty sock concepts.
GPT-3 Ada (2020):
“Cruxx” Slurpees with a fish in an orange
“Fängche” with french fries on top of a pocket-full of ice cream
A shirt made out of a jello stick – it looks like a hamburger, but it’s not.
“A halved grapefruit!” with lollipops
Some kind of replica of The Lord of the Rings party balloon, with rainbow balls, pink hoses, and blood in tributes to the Great Hair String of Friendship
Over a million memory sticks made from stars
“Shocking in the head!” more brightly colored balloons
In my original prompt format I used quotes for text that was actually written on the sock, which means that Ada's lollipops sock has the words "a halved grapefruit" written on it. And the jello stick hamburger item is not a shirt, but a sock with a picture of the shirt on it. Unless Ada has completely lost the plot and is not even generating socks anymore, which frankly is likely.
Babbage is the next-largest GPT-3 model from 2020, and it is doing better at being socks, although many of its socks seem very tricky to illustrate.
GPT-3 Babbage (2020):
Robots posing with some butter
“Ink!” cats with pink blotches
Violins and Prawns
“Santa it is” with polar bears and elves in a sleigh
“Dreamy ghosts” ghosts with binoculars
“Rainbow Rap!” hot air balloons and boing! boing!
A twin-headed dragon jumps through a trap door
A potato upside down with superpowers
A day going on but no moon just like a horror movie
Slightly more coherent are the socks from the next-largest GPT-3 model, Curie.
GPT-3 Curie (2020)
The Statue of Liberty with a 3-sided pancake.
Orca whale jumping through a ring of socks.
Octopus holding lemons
“Turtle is Delighted” turtle with a backpack
A stampede with bulls and zebras
Pumpkin patch with cutouts of squirrels having a picnic
“Make a toast to the kachunkers” with a bear holding a glass of tomato juice
Grinning neutrinos with dirty fingers
“As above, so below” with cats on the moon
A lion eating a Space Shuttle
Hamsters skating down a rainbow
GPT-3 DaVinci (2020):
Massive group of goats wearing party hats
Unicorn riding a rainbow
Flying hedgehog
Robotic bulldog
Ninjas and kittens
“Lmao!” a flatulent dog with a mustache
Googly eyed donuts wrapped in bacon
A set of eyes wearing suspenders and monocle
“Come on in! The water’s liquid!” – grumpy cat in red bathing suit
“I can Haz!” a sitting Trojan Horse
“Bark like doggone it!” dancing dogs on black background
Note that as the models get bigger, GPT-3's socks start becoming more conventionally "trendy", like a lolrandom site from 10 years ago. Technically that's what it's going for - it's trained to reproduce the websites from its training data.
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Tagged by @lover-of-mine @shitouttabuck @rewritetheending and @daffi-990 for seven sentence Sunday! It’s been awhile since I did a mixed media fic, so here’s the start of me figuring out Eddie figuring out his vows
Dear Buck oh its not a letter
Buck
Evan Buckley (?)
From the day we met, I
I take thee to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part except I don’t want to stop loving you when either of us die. I don’t want to part. Till the glaciers have melted and the oceans have dried up, till Mount Whitney (the tallest mountain in California, I looked it up) is eroded to a molehill, till the heat death of the universe do us part. Maybe that will be enough time
I keep thinking about that time you wore those fucking socks to work and Bobby and everyone were trying to really gently asses if you were having a breakdown because we just see AND YOU’RE GOING TO DIE on your ankle and then you laughed and pulled up your pants and it said “GET LOST IN NATURE AND YOU’RE GOING TO DIE” which like I still think is kind of a fucked up thing to put on a sock but you just did one of your beautiful sunshine grins (we weren’t even together but god I still got light headed looking at you) and were like “I thought it would be neat to remind people the importance of safety in nature” and I was kind of teasing and annoyed and laughed about it and that was like three years ago Buck and I still feel guilty about it because if you were going through some kind of crisis I don’t ever want to be annoyed and laugh about it, I want to be there for you no matter what and I hope I’ve proven that to you over the years, that I don’t just love you on easy days, I love you every single day all the time even when everything’s fucked even if I can’t write wedding vows to save my life god this is terrible
I’ve got to make a bunch of different scraps of paper to write these on… tagging @devirnis @buckactuallys @thewolvesof1998 @wildlife4life @shortsighted-owl @callaplums
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I’m Van’s left foot. I’ll send a selfie once he frees me from the boot cage.
I’m trying to go through my asks in order but I’ve just spotted this and about pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Are you okay? I can see you were clearly trying to escape here…
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jack would perform some grand romantic gesture like collecting an example of every single wildflower native to davey's hometown and pressing them to compile them in a book with paintings of what they look like fresh and alive because davey mentioned once wanting to be able to identify all the flowers he grew up seeing in the park down the street but never being sure how to look them up. and he would do give it to davey super casually like on a random tuesday when he finished it and shrug it off as no big deal because he had fun doing it. jack will also give the strangest birthday presents ever because he's bad at thinking of gifts when there's an occasion.
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i feel like i imagined this band bc ive never met anyone else who’s ever heard their songs
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Guinea pigs are terrible at keeping secrets. It only takes a few short wheeks before everyone knows.
Guinea Pig socks available at GoodLuckSock.com
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