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ask-the-resolute · 7 months
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ever met any other intelligent creatures?
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purgatory-jar · 7 months
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Rant under the cut
So like, do we all agree that trying to get a normal date on tinder in bumfuck nowhere middle of Italy is impossible? Yes? Great glad ya’ll are with me on this one
No but seriously tho, is it me am I the drama
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cmeiffel · 2 years
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sometimes I hyperfixate over a white guy and forget the other white guys that I hyperfixated on before him
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imperiuswrecked · 2 years
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Me: I can’t wait to finally read Venom: Space Knight! :D 
*sees the artist*
Me: Ugh ok. so not an artist I like but if I could tolerate Namor: The First Mutant then I can this.
Owl alien lady with human tiddies trying to sell a time share:
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Me: god. why. 
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penangayamlaksa · 2 years
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Man the scp tumblr fanbase kinda sucks lmao
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museofvoid · 1 year
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why did i get a cough after i got a concussion? are they connected or is it a coincidence or...? and i don’t feel sick otherwise. it’s just the cough. except for i guess the fatigue and headache and such but, ya know that’s because i bonked my head.
where did the cough come from???
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currentlymissing · 4 months
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Hey, universe, can you send me love and attention in the form of several fluffy friendly cats, please, and thank you 😊
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cadd9nce · 7 months
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realising there aren’t any queer inclusive dnd groups in your country and having the HUUGE urge to start one… maybe i should once i graduate…
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highanxi3ty · 8 months
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thank god i don’t have an allergy bro, if i had to ask the waiter if a dish had peanuts in it every time i went out to eat, i might just jump off a bridge
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witchyroman · 10 months
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Fiiine I'll wear my glasses😔
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 162
“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie. 
“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end. 
“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain. 
“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?” 
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor. 
“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes. 
“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain. 
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bbybluemochi · 10 months
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[OCs] my OCs cotton & puppy as black cat and spiderman
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nelkcats · 11 months
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Dead Language Expert
Danny never thought that he could "major" in languages, and get a job as a translator. But apparently knowing all the dead languages ​​by default and being able to time travel with the help of your ghost tutor was pretty useful outside of Amity.
It happened purely by chance, he was walking through a museum and started laughing because of a mistake in one of the sentences that completely changed the meaning of the text. The museum manager, of course, did not believe him, since many people had said that the piece was "impossible to translate". But he study it anyway.
Days later they were looking for him to translate all the things from that time. And he just carried on with it, in many more civilizations. In some cases he even asked for a few trips to the past to Clockwork to verify.
It got to a point where the wizards, heroes and villains over the world knew him as "the translator of dead languages" and some of them even tried to kidnap him to perform a summoning ritual. Danny rolled his eyes and easily freed himself, but the League assigned him an "escort" anyway.
Exasperated, the halfa escaped from his escorts and continued his work as normal. Superman almost fell out of his chair at the Watchtower meeting when he was informed that the boy had translated the language of Krypton and other missing planets. Besides having managed to lose both the Flash and Green Latern, what the fuck?
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tarantula-hawk-wasp · 3 months
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Obviously you might have varying opinions for specific fandoms but generally if you think across many of them which do you prefer?
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Feeling very normal about this
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divorcedwife · 28 days
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I cannot look down to this floor, but her features are shaped in the flags! In every cloud, in every tree - filling the air at night, and caught by glimpses in every object by day - I am surrounded with her image!
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