#nothing more he useless

[thepettymachine]

Dante asked to watch the stars with her

#sims #sims 3 #ts3 #ts3 gameplay #ts3 legacy #oh dont expect much from him #he got commitment issues and doesn't do anything more to her than ask to watch the stars or flirt #nothing more he useless #day legacy #day gen2 #ashley day #and hes not married i just havent gotten rid of the accessory

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I love Ceren Nightchant but the thing that confuses me about him is that whenever I say "Ceren Nightchant" I don't know WHICH one I'm talking about. Like of course there is no other Ceren, but after the tutorial update he was the only character that got a personality upgrade so major it's as if Ceren WAS two completely different people. Like if someone came up to me and said "Actually his name is Schmeren and he's Ceren's younger brother they just typed in his name wrong during the update" that would actually be believable because of how DIFFERENT the personality shift was

AND THIS ISN'T A BAD THING in fact I think I actually like New "Anti Skeleton Pirate" Ceren Nightchant better than the old one IN REGARDS TO HIS NEW PERSONALITY!!! Like I will always have a special love for Old "Greetings :)" Ceren Nightchant but that's only because of Nostalgia and completely untrue facts about him I made up in my head. Unfortunately pre-update Ceren Nightchant doesn't have that much going for him in terms of how interesting he is in comparison to the new one where they gave us like a whole heaping plate of characterization and nuance to his character

With Malorn it's different because he actually has a backstory. Like he's Important to the lore. He doesn't have like any screentime but just his story ALONE is enough to spin off completely into new exciting territory; we don't NEED anything else to hook us in because Malorn already has a hook, his relationships with his fellow teachers and students + his status as a powerful Necromancer + Malistaire's legacy affecting him.

Meanwhile Ceren Nightchant was a blank slate. We know he was in Unicorn Way for some reason despite not living there, not being a trained guard in handling the Twilight Zone situation, he was Just There and I think that's the only One Single Thing that was interesting about him.

And even though that still technically is the case with the new Ceren, LOOK AT HOW HE IS NOW. He's a CLOWN, a kind, happy, ridiculously powerful and intelligent clown who has a weird intolerance for undead pillagers and seems to get along great with our character!!! That's not like, groundbreaking lore like with Malorn or even Duncan, but idk there's just something so fresh and funny and exciting about this new bouncy iteration of a character we've known nothing about for like the past 20 years

So like in terms of nostalgia and personal headcanons, Greetings Nightchant will always be special to me but in terms of like being an actual character with more of a role in the story and a fresher dynamic with the characters around him, SkeLeTaL pIrAtEs Nightchant will be no. 1 for me

#like old ceren nightchant talks to us and thats it. he says hello and good luck and we never see him again #new ceren is apparently good friend with the unicorn way lady and is actually somewhat of a skilled tactician and fighter #(from what ive seen. its been like 6 years since ive played the game so i could be wrong) #but like new ceren is more like cemented in the story more than old ceren if that makes sense #new ceren actually talks to people. he has a place in the story and he moves it along. he's useful to the plot and he belongs there #old ceren doesnt feel like that to me imo. he feels like a spectre just floating in the plot to offer us ominous advice for a sec #hes just like too detached for me. like if you took old ceren out of the original script nothing would change #he doesnt have any impact on us or anything storywise. he's just kinda there #AND THATS FINE IM NOT DISSING ON OLD CEREN. HE'S COOL JUST KINDA USELESS #new ceren feels more like a friend of the wizard's and is easier to bond with because he actually has emotions #i still dont actually know which one i refer to when i say 'ceren nightchant' cuz its still confusing #im used to old ceren more but i like new ceren more so im like '???????' #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts #ceren nightchant

[laufire]

literally WHO CARES* about stefan's feelings lmao. caroline wanted him. she got him. he died, preserving their relationship in the perfect moment in time and opening the door for her to go live a fulfilling eternal life removed from his cyclical wangst. the end.

#*rhetorical question i know many people care. couldn't be me! #afaic he's nothing more than caroline's war prize #talking to the void #my thoughts #plecverse thoughts #plecverse #the vampire diaries #shit i post here as to avoid having useless discussions on reddit part 32 #steroline #caroline forbes #antistefansalvatore for ts #like literally. do i look like i give a shit about what stefan wants or thinks or prefers or feels. I'm here for MY GIRL #he becomes a prop to HER story and that's how i like it <3 #i vaguely remember seeing someone actually arguing this (steroline shippers don't care about stefan!!) once #and i went ''can't speak for everyone but i sure don't!'' trying to shame me about this one really wouldn't work xDD

[cutemeat]

Your tags about charlie poisoning dee and frank compel me to mention that everytime someone mentions “dennis is a serial killer” near me I want to respond with “It’s more likely quick to anger and prone to rash decision making and holding grudges Charlie with his in depth knowledge of the sewer sytems and off the grid living would be a more prolific serial killer.”

NO STOP I . LITERALLY NO JOKE THAT IS MY EXACT SAME THOUGHT PROCESS LMAOOOOO-

CHARLIE BEING A SERIAL KILLER IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH. Like its ALL these little things in canon- HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEWER SYSTEMS/LIVING OFF THE GRID YESSS, his comment about Jamie Nelson drowning being said with what seems like... fondness???, the "Bad Room", his writing The Nightman Cometh all as a scheme to try n pressure the Waitress into accepting his proposal by making a play that's like "see i had a bad childhood so u should just forgive me for everything! im not so bad after all!!", the fact that his job requires him to slip into a dissociative state in order to constantly mercilessly maim living creatures that he canonically resonates/identifies with, his ability to manipulate people with ease in general with his initial charm, the various parallels made between Charlie and characters like Patrick Bateman and Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill....,

like idc i think charlie as a serial killer would be Way more interesting... just think abt Charlie Catches a Leprechaun! he's a natural! and it's so hypnotizing watching the man work that u kinda GO ALONG WITH IT until the rest of the gang snaps us out of it,

also i do think Charlie Day is very smart writing-wise and he'd totally think up a character like this that is a subversion of that "harmless manchild" trope and turn it on its head by giving it a pretty grim ending... like . he's 100% smart enough and talented to pull smth like that off LOL

and i dont want ppl to take this as me trying to trash Charlie, cuz as I just said-- that is an extremely difficult kind of character to pull off!!!! Talk about a slow burn.... I am fuckin praising the man for his writing/performance of Charlie Kelly cuz he is so fucking convoluted and complex n im obsessed and a twist like this would just b the cherry on top

#this is actually how they can bring s1-3 sunny back. a totally fucked up plot twist #doesnt even need to be serial killer shit cuz i hav other interpretations that are more mild but still painful #like charlie befriending frank turning out to be nothing more than a scheme for charlie to take all of franks money once he dies #much like how frank screwed over HIS old business partner to make his fortune. itd be everything 2 me #n i believe theres enough seeds planted thru the show to make this twist work #cat the butcher #id actually love to see a charden fic platonic or romantic where charlies a serial killer n dennis tries to act tough but it rlly freaks #him out n scares him more than he wants ppl to know n how he presents himself n covers for charlie. #he tries to act like hes just as capable of killing as charlie but hes so fucking useless w that shit in practice #(i guess u could argue the fire poker scene in suburbs or the axe in s15 #but s15 p much debunked that shit. he was 'too weak to even lift the axe' and he was delirious w his intent so its hard to pick apart) #anytime he tries to 'help' charlie it just gives charlie a headache #but dennis is so desperate to prove himself to charlie... n how that could end up. interestingggg

[the-furies]

anyways i miss him

#i should draw him some. he's not here anymore but he liked being drawn. liked being the center of attention #pk;m Mind💙 #we do have to finish that trio of drawings anyway that i accidentally started. i guess if we have time and energy tomorrow I'll do that. #what is a sun without his moon anyway. fucking useless i guess #he was more sun than i was actually. really we should've switched places there. but he DID shoot at me first... anyway #I'm glad the saint is here though. i can try again #I'll protect them better this time. #i hope these ramblings sound insane and you gain nothing from reading them. btw. #general you. hi!

[hivepixels]

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#/story/2027 sollux actually types so cute i feel like his voxus va made my impression of him more snippy than mightve been intended hjhahsdh #look at karkat! giving him a whole lotta nothing to work with! and sollux is just. amicably entertaining that useless back and forth anyway #all the shit sol puts himself up to just to make a friend (cough karkat) think better of him.... god he's such a little guy. smooooch #mumblings

[pastel-rights]

And then I finally end it off with some doodles of them… they make me feel things.

#ringmaster doodles #sona art #( they’re very much the theme of. love in the face of the neverending march of time. ) #( being immortal and knowing you will outlive the man you love because someone else deemed he unworthy of eternal life. ) #( he may still have tens of thousands of years left. sure. but you know that those will go by and he’ll disappear in the blink of an eye. ) #( and you’ll sit there on his death bed. wondering why did things end up like this? ) #( wondering what you did wrong. and if you could have done something different. you’ll always ask yourself. ) #( if he lives a life of happiness and comfort or did he live a life as gruesome and miserable as the wars on earth? but you won’t know. ) #( and the more you think about it. the more you realize it. how nihilistic he was. and how he never seemed to smile even in the good times. #he always seemed to have a frown or a scowl on his face. he always seems bothered and unhappy. ) #( so you wonder if it was something you did. because you know you aren’t perfect. you’re hardly good. ) #( you wonder if he’s mad at you. maybe he was. but he doesn’t have the heart to stay mad. ) #( and that’s love in the face of adversity. knowing that no matter how bad it gets. he loves you as you love him. ) #( and you wonder why he never smiles. because he truly never does. and so you ask him. honest and true. ) #( and he tells you there isn’t anything worth smiling for. nothing in this whole world. ) #( but he smiles at you. it’s always small. and it’s always brief. ) #( but that smile. that smile means love. ) #( that hug. as flimsy as it may be. that hug means love. ) #( of course. he isn’t affectionate. if anything. he detests it. he hates physical contact of any kind. you’ve noticed. ) #( which is a shame. you love your hugs and your kisses and your hand holding. ) #( but even if he doesn’t like it. he lets you do it. because it makes you happy. ) #( and you learn that when you’re happy. he’s a little less miserable. ) #( of course. not all love is equal. and not all love is fair. ) #( the love from a lover and the love from the father can never equate to one another. ) #( no one will love you in the same way a father or mother loves you. in the same manner. no one will ever love you the way I do. ) #( because my love will remain with you. long after I disappear. ) #( and as bitter as the idea of my own existence coming to an end is. knowing I did all of this for. essentially nothing. ) #( that I’ve gone through all this pain and suffering and hardship just for it to all amount to nothing. for it to be fucking useless to try. #I get to die knowing that you’ll always love and be loved. and that’s enough for me… ) #( … maybe there is something worth smiling for after all. )

[hinokagutsuchi]

glad to see that public opinion is turning toward understanding that 5Ds was the best ygo era

#raven.txt #not that the 5ds anime didnt have issues but i think the grittier and slightly more grounded setting helps the characters feel like real pp #like yugi is easy to cheer for but yusei is easy to FEEL for yknow. he feels like someone who could actually exist #(and his 'nothing and no one is useless' core belief strikes a chord with me as a trans girl. also hes so so fucking autistic)

[kyouka-supremacy]

Anyways. Where is the hurt / comfort fic of newly started dating sskk with Atsushi being his usual kind self always delivering little compliments to Akutagawa including (but not limited to) praising his fighting skills that results in Akutagawa growing increasingly frustrated and angry and depressed and Atsushi being entirely clueless on what he's doing wrong until they finally have an heartfelt talk about it and Akutagawa admits it saddens him because he can't believe any praise in his regards can be genuine because he knows he can't do any good. Where is it

#I like how 1) Akutagawa being deeply insecure about himself and especially his fighting skills #and 2) Atsushi openly admiring how strong Akutagawa is are both things that are canon #Uh! It sure does not have anything to do with them being in love! #I think a lot about the chapter 51 Dazai telling Akutagawa “can you show me that you're at least a bit more capable now”– #and episode 9 Dazai “not to mention that useless ability of yours” #Like Akutagawa has literally been told nothing he does is of any worth all his life #Plot twist but that might actually be also why he's so mean with Higuchi: #being constantly told he's strong and amazing in his fucked up mind only sounds as a reminder of how untrue that is– #and how weak he actually is #And nota bene it's not about him getting angry at Atsushi or Higuchi because he believes they're lying to him #(okay probably a little that too) #but mostly it doesn't matter if they actually believe it or not– #because that won't change the reality that it isn't true‚ that he's incompetent and inept etc etc #So in his mind it only uses of a reminder of how weak he his‚ how undeserving of love he is #So yeah. angst #atsushi nakajima #ryūnosuke akutagawa #sskk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #It's like I always say actually the journey of Atsushi and Akutagawa towards loving each other– #is a journey of Atsushi and Akutagawa learning to love themselves and I think that's beautiful #22/05/22

[dimitrscu]

i love pride month but at the same time it always makes me feel so bad about myself. just knowing that i’ll never be able to properly come out because my family will turn on me and because of that i will never be able to have a relationship just makes me feel really awful

#i mean there’s other reasons why i can’t get a relationship but that’s mainly because i have zero to offer someone #unless of course anyone wants a useless gf #but yeah the more time goes by the more i start to wonder if i should just settle for some guy instead #sure would make things easier #never mind that’s not what i want but when do we ever get what we want right #there’s a guy at work who’s been wanting to hang out for a while now #i’m not sure how i feel about him tbh but he seems nice enough #i’ve known him for a few months and he’s always been nice to me #idk what to do #when i get zero interest from women but then i get interest from men #fish fear me women don’t want me it seems #it’s 2:30 am and i feel really bad so pls just ignore this #i will delete and tomorrow will act like nothing happened #questioning my sexuality during the early hour of the morning is a dangerous thing to do

[dankovskaya]

The part during the Final Battle where Anakin and Obi Wan just start beating the shit out of each other no lightsabers necessary is so sexy. Best part of the fight easily

#Did thatthing again where i put on a star war for background noise to sleep to and rhen end up just watching it. whatever #Another tbing about Padme occurred to me too which is fhay. Given that she was essentially out of a job (already useless senate made even #more useless and cosmetic after the empire was established) no wonder she put 100% into making a final appeal to Anakin in a #desperate attempt to save her fucking Barbie Dreamhouse. If nothing else. THE DREAMHOUSE. #sw #But yeah anywya. The long ass choke mid battle and fhe dropkick. Didn't need to do all thatbut im glad he did

[flowerflamestars]

Effloresce snippet

Beneath the fear, beneath the hollow shape the world had taken, Cassian who could not longer see color or make sense of anything now but this: Nesta was hurt.   Nesta was not with him, now.   Feyre rushed forward, questions he did not hear bubbling from her mouth. It was Rhys, who called a wraith to find a healer, but Mor-   Morrigan, whose golden hands Cassian had let touch him- Mor, who he’d trusted for centuries- Morrigan, the shining light of truth, who reached with her greater power, and kept Feyre from her sister’s side. Wrapped both soft arms around her, restraint a mockery of embrace.   “It’s okay, Fey,” Mor said, cheek pressed beside the crown they’d put atop Feyre’s head, northern diamonds shining. “It’s going to die. It’s not her. We’ll find your sister, whatever they did to her.”   Color did not all come back at once, but in a wall.   Red, red, silently screaming red- Nesta was still bleeding and he could smell it, stinging iron and sweet immortal sap.   “That is Nesta Archeron,” Azriel’s voice was a dead thing, dark as the shadow still clinging to his body as he put him between Cassian and the room.   “That is a changeling,” Morrigan snapped, “Look at her face. Look at her, Az. I haven’t seen one since the war, but look at her. Beguilement. Enchantment. See how she compels you? Think. Humans don’t succumb to faebane poisoning.”   “Who,” Elain said, rising to her feet, “Said we were human?”   Cassian told himself not to move. He did not need to worry for Elain- Vanserra would no more let Morrigan hurt her than Cassian himself could allow even those people he’d considered family near Nesta now, breathing so, so shallow.   Just a whisper.   Hardly a sound.   “Our mother was,” Feyre shook her head, blue eyes planetary with tears, “We’re mostly human.”   “Fey,” Mor breathed, squeezing her shoulders, “That is not a mostly human creature. Listen. The wards are singing.”   Despite the journey, Elain wore still that shining, human dress Cassian had last seen her in. Ever flounce sunrise pink, sheer and dragging, it hissed over the stone. In torchlight, her hair caught nearly the same color, soft. Serene.   He could see the steel in her shoulders, every bit Nesta’s other half.   Hands linked before her, she stopped right in front of Morrigan. Tipped her head in light humans manners, the acknowledgment of equal. A bob, a nod, posture unwavering.   “Say it again.” Elain Archeron’s sweet voice entreated, so blandly polite Cassian got to see Mor blink.   “What?”   “Say it again,” A snap so quiet Cassian doubted anyone but himself heard it, hiding behind her rising voice, “Say again that my sister is a creature you plan to watch die.” 

“Mor doesn’t mean”-   “Feyre,” Rhysand murmured, midnight in a voice, and just like that, drew her away. Out of Mor’s grasp and into his arms, pale spangled clothes shining against the night sky he’d dressed himself as. He pulled her close.   They’d been having a dinner- while Nesta was dying in his arms.   The candles still burned. Pretty piled high platters and the simple silver Rhysand preferred, this whole regal blue room a mirror to stars and starlight. If they’d bothered to open the doors, it would have been the real thing.   “It is my duty,” Morrigan recited, “To see the truth.”   “Hard to do without using your magic,” Lucien spit.   “We are human.” Elain remarked, with a tilt of her head. Cassian blinked- thought, for a second, he saw sparks. “See, by your reckoning Lady Morrigan, even a drop of mortal blood is enough to taint. There are many, many of us who are forced to hide the legacy of bondage.”   Glass breaking, Mor sucked in a laugh. “That is not five hundred years of trickle down.”   “No.” Elain shook her head, gentle. Golden curls and yes, fire. Gilded red gold pink, pink, pink, shattered daylight sun danced up her bared shoulders. “That is my mother’s magic.”

And then, fae quick, she raised her palm and blew a shining cloud into Morrigan’s face. Beads, unbound by the bracelet Elain had broken to crunch two of their number in her grip fell to the floor, pinging off stone in time for Morrigan to crash down with them.

#babes I have been sitting on this joke for YEARS #Mor literally wants to fuck Nesta so bad she's stupid with it #Cassian feels like he has to protect Nesta from everyone but is letting LUCIEN HEAL HER #my guys #a found family in a found family YES THANK YOU #Elain coming in with the poison always #who was Mama Archeron? more than a shitty merchants wife that's for damn sure #Elain + Lucien seething through a useless dinner Feyre wanted to throw: Nesta IS IN TROUBLE- #Rhysand: makes a joke about Cassian and Nesta fucking in the woods #yes I do think they'd just assume nothing was wrong if Nesta and Cassian went missing #because they do not CARE if Feyre's sisters are alright they care if they are CONTAINED #Rhysie has not exactly grasped the magnitude of the treason Cas & Az are quietly committing #He also thinks he's 'the only one prepared for the war' #and step on of that remains #inexplicably. Feyre's magic #EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO PLANS TO LET FEYRE FIGHT TO BE CLEAR #did canon ever explain this? I think not #will I explain it? #yes. Rhysand is an idiot #and Feyre's magic is only useful against OTHER HIGH LORDS #how lucky for Rhys hmmmm #IS ELAIN USING MAGIC? well. #remember the crown? #RECALL THAT IT BURNED LUCIEN AND ACCEPTED ELAIN? #Autumn bone and day wheat babes like a gauntlet thrown

[ardenssolis]

[F.atal Frame situations happen to you and Ozy could help but he doesn't.]

#FSJKDHDFDS IM CRY #if I explain ozy to someone this is all I need to tell you to know #what you're dealing with #someone: there's an evil portal in this old village I'm stuck in and--- #ozy: say no more for I do not care #if there's nothing to gain from helping he is like the most useless servant #be it adoration / praise or him having a set goal himself #it's like having a cat that's supposed to catch mice in your house #but the cat doesn't feel like it and ignores them #;ooc jabber

[tchaikovskym]

My coworker: I've heard different opinions about the barbie movie

Me: oh yeah bad and good?

My coworker: yeah, some say it's a really good movie and the others say it's such a feminist movie

And that's how I came out as a feminist at my work

#we had. a discussion. #her argument was that some women WANT to stay at home and do nothing #and i was like yeah but what about us who dont want to do that #and i mentioned pay gaps with real examples from our work #i asked her if she wouldnt like us to get paid as them #and she said no bc everywhere men get paid more #and i was like. isnt that. isnt that a problem in your eyes #she was quiet for a few seconds and said that men deserve more pay bc their work is physically harder #i then pointed out a male coworker who has not lifted a finger in the establishmenet. ever. we (girls) have always been the ones who bring #him all the equipment. not the hardest equipment but like cpr mannequins are quite heavy in bulk #and she was like he doesnt count hes an old usless guy #and i was like he counts because he is old and useless and earns tirple our salary because he is a man #she was silent again and said women dont earn more bc they dont know how to talk #to which i said our vice director (a woman) can. #and she said she cannot say anything to me #and i was like yeah not to you but she has negotiated quite impossibly sounding things before #i added of course it depends on person what you can and cant do and how hard your work is and that those abilities are not divided by gender #she said nothing and we continued on with our day #like idk guys i feel like im slowly destroying our friendship with thisb #but also why would i be friends with someone who sees women as lesser?

[wiltingdecay]

i feel like shit

#realising that i've lost interest in the oc i've been putting so much thought into for the last two years is. heartbreaking #i wish i'd done more writing and art when i still had energy and motivation. now i have practically nothing to show for it. #god i'm such a useless shit!! #rowan isn't even real and he deserves better than me #maybe i'll just. make him into an adoptable. sell him to somebody who'll actually write and draw him.

[lastofthetangelos]

i may have just signed up for entirely too much riverdale on my dash by following riverdaleheritageposting given that i haven't actively watched the show since s3 but i HAVE to know. i have to behold what the heritage posts are i don't want to miss some gems

#will there be a jarchie kiss before this show ends or will it take itself just seriously enough to be cowardly and refrain #will it use try to uphold its useless last shred of dignity or will it descend into glorious gay madness as god intended #i don't want them to get together but i just need them to kiss #because you can't smash literally everyone else's faces together like barbie dolls in every combination by the end of the show #and skip them #especially not after the show writer wrote that gay ass play I KNOW HE CAN DO IT #and especially not after the show literally commented on the fact that archie and jughead are one of the only combos that haven't kissed #and that comment was made in like SEASON 2 !! #so many more people have kissed since then!! be camp!! be tacky!! #if beronica gets a shock value kiss that leads to nothing in episode one i think jarchie should get one in the last ep. #end this show how it began #didn't realize i had so many thoughts abt this but hey the show's been going for 7 years i've had lots of time to think ig