#not surprised bc it’s thomas

[wouteke]

documentary creators will see g exhibiting the most eating disorder behaviors of all time and be like "is anyone gonna film that with no explicit external commentary, at once demonstrating its apparent mundanity as a well-known aspect of g's psyche and also emphasizing it as not only a deviation from the norm but also a deviation from other cyclists?" and then air it on the bbc

#tw ed #? #i watched the g docu last night and i was like HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #mostly i just found the film making interesting to be honest LOL like i rly couldnt tell. What they were doing. i think because of my terri #le media literacy. bc it wasnt like it was a surprise that he acts that way because its kind of obvious if you watch him for any amount of #time but the framing was just weird ???? like it felt purposeful to include all of that but it also just felt so stark lol #maybe because it wasnt trying to be that serious otherwise ? i dont know #anyone here wnat to perform literary analysis on geraint thomas the road will decide (TV Movie 2019)

[jimmyeatsbread]

Goodbyes are the strangest part, is this the end of just the start? Is this the end or just the start?

☀️

#dead by daylight #jakemeg #jake park #meg thomas #dbd #art75 #to july 2021 jimmy: it was in fact not the end and was just the start #many things have changed since my last jakemeg art. and dbd art. and last art post in general bc that was in NOVEMBER... wow... #however it seems that my love for these two has Not changed. (nobody is surprised by this lack of development) #ive been getting back into Specifically them for the past week and have ... Things... so if you like dem too then look forward to that #one of those is actually a fic that this is supposed to be a snippet from. but my track record for actually posting my fic ideas is... um.. #anyway if ur still reading thanx :-) have a lovely day <3

[laststandx3]

Thomas-I've-been-redeemed-through-pain-Hartnell vs Cornelius-we've-literally-been-tortured-Hickey vs Magnus-It-hurts-Manson

#bc we don't talk enough how hartnell is supposed to have the empire expected reaction #of pain is the only way i can make up for my sins/faults and it's a very catholic way of thinking #and i'm not surprised that after hickey and hartnell talk about their relationship with the punishment they just went thru that is also the #last episode we see magnus and hartnell interact #bc hartnel is there saying to hickey -they're right in hurting us and harming us we deserved that- #like man?? what the fuck?? do you know what it means to tell someone else they also deserved their pain?? #so yeah tom is nice and cool and everything you want but he has that empire mind just as everyone else #we don't talk about hartnell bc he's a secondary character but we should more #the terror #cornelius hickey #magnus manson #thomas hartnell

[primeministerofantarctica]

my neverending annual mission of watching all the very special autism awareness episodes in kid cartoons has led me to discover that fucking thomas the tank engine has an autistic character now and honestly. im not surprised at all.

#im more surprised that thomas the tank engine is still going. or got rebooted bc the artstyle is uh. definitely different. #anyways insert joke about autistic people and trains here #tbh im kinda disappointed in the small turnout this year. pbs kids alone had at least five characters last year #this year i've only found two but like. at least they're more dimensional. quality over quantity and all that. #astra rambles #personal

[coconut530]

you know the outfits are good when my first reaction is to draw the OCs in them ~ ✨

outfit ref under cut

#6 #The Institute for Symbol Children #Måneskin #they like slayed soooooooooooo hard with these outfits I was amazed #I drew Thomas and Ethan’s bc they’re the faves #Like ETHAN’S HAIR was sooo good I didn’t expect it and was thoroughly surprised #Thomas the silhouette 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 is like everything #Martini glass is the best shape 😂 #Can’t wait to see their performance; not to move away from that #Honey I AM coming #Ok bye #Edit: THAT PERFORMANCE WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD I LOVED THE FILMING THEY REALLY IMPROVED THE LIVE ONE #TAYLOR SWIFT EVEN BLEW A KISS TO HIM #THE SECOND VERSE IS SO FUN #MANESKIN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

[rhinco]

seeing a random post from a fandom you thought was dead is so funny sometimes. anyway did you guys know sanders sides is still a thing apparently

#went to jupiter got stupider #sanders sides gives me extra whiplash also bc i have an oc called sander #no hate to thomas sanders im just surprised hes still doing it #also i swear theres a new one of them every time i find out its still going. whats with that one that looks like a human bill cipher cospla

[43sol]

2 episodes in and I do be happy wiggling

#tiger and bunny 2 #what happened to subaru?? he got cuter somehow??? it feels like hes more centered and understands his place now but also why u being cutie #thomas feels like he doing a sasuke bit. the whole i gotta push people away or theyll get hurt bc of me. like sweetie #cant believe bison and origami sharing one brain cell now... #also really heartwarming when everybody else found out about the surprise comeback #the fact they were more concerned that their reactions would not be genuine and possibly disappoint tiger who loves dramatics (and barnaby) #also tiger flubbing his line he is trying!! even with his daughters coaching father-daughter bonding love to see it #everybody holding in their laughter barnabys voice breaking on excuse us. like highlight of the episode lmaoooo #also fire emblem calling them both Handsome like when did this happen 😳 like yes but also canon acknowledgement #worrywart old man 🥺🥺 both of them unable to shut up about each other. we get it!! yall irreplaceable to each other!!! #i like the rose episode about her crush like how they went about it. also ryan/rose friendship partnership is such nice breath of fresh air

[wolfgroom]

slaps a percy sticker on his shoulder. pats him.

large brown eyes peer from underneath dark furrowed brows, stare unyielding, the etch of his perpetual frown growing stiff around the edges. it is such a far cry from a smile, an untrained eye might even think him a minute away from putting the knife in his belt to use. but, as the sticker droops from one corner, he's quick to secure it back in place, palm flatting it against the fabric of his suit with uncharacteristic care.

he is not going to linger on how the percy sticker feels like being seen beyond the worst parts of him. he is not going to admit to being emotionally invested in what tank engine from some children's tv show he's assigned. that doesn't change the fact that it does, and he has, and he'll kill the motherfucker who makes the sticker fall off his shoulder.

#* ic. reply. ( re: lemontart. ) #he loves his sticker he just cannot emote like a normal person #his face is >:( but inside he's COLLAPSING bc he fully expected to be assigned james but surprise lemon SEES THROUGH HIM #lemon knows you're a percy at heart wolf there's no hiding from him!!!!! #everything he knows about thomas the tank engine comes from lemon and he's still somehow very invested in which one he is alkjdshg

[endlesscacophony]

WELP - I’ve fallen wholly and completely into Genshin.

#And with how honestly stressful this whole week has been? #I'm just happy burying my head into it atm #I WILL WRITE SOON I SWEAR #don't be surprised if genshin kiddos are added here in the future tbh #None will top Dimi and Syl lbh but #some additions #/stares at AT LEAST maybe diluc childe and thoma/ #i have a type what can i say #HEY I'VE ALSO FIGURED OUT THE CONTROLS SO I'VE BEEN ACTUALLY PLAYINGIT #LOOK AT ME GO #lololol #i'll still probably watch cutscenes bc that goes faster than my slow ass #I'm stuck at adventure level 17 atm and trying desperately to grind fucking ANYTHING #i've done so much #except that gotdamn dragonspire mountain #that shit sUCKS #liughliaeurg #anyway #i hope everyone is going okay #ily all #i'm avail via discord!!! #feel free to hmu #i just haven't had any spoons for writing this week despite my desperate attempts #◣ 𝘗𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘋 (𝘰𝘰𝘤)

[lustbcrne]

Thoma has absolutely fantasized about getting dressed up in maid outfits and gettting fucked mid-cleaning, send tweet-

#hc; thoma #//The first bit really started after hearing talk abt it once the nation reopened #//And curiously looking into it Awakened smth in him #//Likes the idea; wearing a racy lil thing; being admired as he cleans a room for his 'master' before they call him over to service them #//The latter; that is just as everyday thing fdjgfg #//Loves the idea of getting bent over a railing or table and getting fucked when he least expects it #//Its not on his mind ALL the time; but sometimes it pops right in mind mid clean #//Either bc he is Stressed and subconsciously wants relief; or bc his brain idled and supplied it #//And he damn near tumbles over in tripping over the broom or fumbles his duster in surprise #//Like ‘DAMN; okay—what the f-‘

[slowips]

seeing [ redacted ] in the recent event makes me want to continue my wip for him… but i am too tired

#with irony. #/ #redacted bc spoilers #but also it was a very nice surprise #he was so cute… and also some info sprinkled for my fic #anyways can confidently say the fic takes place Before This patch lmao #anyways. g.orou #q: with thoma.

[the-sill-of-all-sills]

I can't believe they killed cousin Matthew just like that

#sill watches: Downton Abbey #also my favorite part of this show is watching Thomas' facial expressions in the background #like his reaction when lady Grantham was thanking him for warning her of the nanny #meanwhile he only did that bc that nanny was his nemesis #the look if surprise was pure gold

[yrieso]

my first good july 19t in years :-)

#i wasnt sad !! i didnt cry !! i had a great day !! #i ran a bunch of fun errands with my mom i got a 11 new books for less than $15 at a bookstore in my town i found out abt last night #i talked to my friends a bunch and i didnt even think abt the Thing that made july 19ths bad for me ages ago #that's some thomas anastasia lore abt july 19th and iykyk !! #omg i also bought my niece an ADORABLE outfit i cant wait to see her in #surprised my day was so good bc yesterday i got rlly bad news that has to do with my brother but. yeah. good day today <3 #tag rambles #yriesodottumblrdotcom

[gay-dorito-dust]

How they’d react to you jokingly not wanting to hold their hand.

Rafayel:

Dramatic bastard.

He’s hurt that you’d dare not hold his hand.

Pouty mermaid man for the rest of the day, and when Thomas asks why he was being this way, Rafayel would dramatically say that you broke up with him.

Thomas -unaware of the situation- would text you and ask what the fuck Rafayel was on about, only for you to tell him that you wouldn’t hold his hand. 💀

Thomas: he told me you broke up with him…

You: …why am I not surprised.

Rafayel for : WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY EX THOMAS?! 🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏻‍♂️

The other scenario is that he will forcibly hold your hand, intertwining your fingers so that you couldn’t pull away from him and stay like that for the entire day. Even if he has painting to finish he will try and do it one handed bc he’s extra like that.

You are currently in hand jail for a week according to Rafayel.

Xavier:

Is genuinely concerned and thinks that he might’ve done something/ something had happened recently to you.

Does not understand the concept of a joke sometimes.

Will sit you down and discuss the ‘issue’ only to to look dumbfounded when you tell him that no, nothing was wrong and that you’d gladly hold his hand anytime anyplace.

He looked like a confused puppy with its head tilted to the side when you tell him this. He is confused as to your reasoning for doing such a thing if you were more than okay with holding his hand in the first place.

‘Why did you pull your hand away from mine when I tried to hold your hand the first time?’

‘Xavier it’s a joke I swear-‘

He’ll get over it sooner or later.

Zayne:

Sees through the bullshit.

He knows this game very well as he’s probably overheard his colleges do this prank on their partners to gauge their reaction.

So the moment you do this with him, he will only raise his brow and casually mention that he knows what you’re trying to do.

He’s not as dramatic as raf nor takes it as serious as Xavier, but more of a neutral reaction. He knows you mean nothing by it if you don’t hold his hand and he’s not going to force you to hold his hand unless you wish to.

What a distinguished gentleman-

‘Is there a reason that you participated in this trend?’ He’d inquire.

‘Other than to see your reaction? No, not really.’ You’d reply.

‘Then if you’ve got your wanted result, may I hold your hand?’ Then asks, holding out his large hand to you.

‘I’ll never get one over you, will I?’ You asked as you placed your hand into his with a smile.

Zayne smiles softly. ‘I appreciate the attempts taken in trying, they’re very entertaining.’

#rafayel x reader #rafayel x you #rafayel x y/n #zayne x reader #zayne imagines #zayne imagine #zayne x you #zayne x y/n #xavier imagine #xavier x reader #xavier imagines #xavier fic #xavier fanfic #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace x you #love and deepspace imagines #love and deepspace imagine

[riotlain]

Could I request the Batfam (Batman and the Batboys) separately reacting to you falling asleep on them?

wompwompwomp

guess whos sick. meee

im sorry if this is short (duke thomas is here hooray🎉🎉)

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Bruce Wayne

Depends on what hes doing

If hes working at home and youre leaning against him/on his lap? He'll probably carry you to bed.

Cant have your spine being fucked up💀💀

If you 2 are on your way home from a gala, meeting, ect and fall asleep on him in the limo he'll ask Alfred to drive slower and make sure the ride is smooth

(As smooth as it gets. Gotham roads arent the best)

He overall finds you falling asleep on him endearing (and a bit concerning. Are you not getting enough sleep??)

Dick Grayson

Im surprised you managed to fall asleep on him😭💀 like mans cannot sit still

Unless youre asleep on him ofc

Def the type to stroke your hair and take pictures of you (with filters at times)

"When did you take these??" "When you were asleep😊"

Has drawn on your face

He dont mean to be creepy bro😭😭

Will attempt to carry you to bed 💪💪

Or put his head on yours (maybe fall asleep if he can)

Goodluck napping by a napping Dick. He snores

Jason Todd

Not used to ppl falling asleep on him and he's all alert when he feels your head on his shoulder

Calms down when he sees you though

He probably takes you to bed the soonest bc that position cannot be comfy 💀

Denies he carried you if he did

"I didnt fall asleep here." "You.. sleepwalked."

If youre one of those people who stop breathing in your sleep he will freak the fuck out💀💀

Tim Drake

You probably try to stay up with him and fall asleep on him after a while

Normal occurrence

He usually keeps you there for a bit and then wakes you up to go sleep on the bed

(Sometimes he goes to bed with you but like💀💀)

If hes too lazy he'll probably just keep working with you drooling on his shoulder

Has taken atleast 1 picture of yall

Damian Wayne

Not used to people being so comfortable around him to be honest. Well people other than Dick I guess

Like when he feels your head lean against his shoulder he'll slowly turn over (bro frozen ngl)

Yea he doesn't know what to do tbh

Very flustered

He thinks you trusting him and being comfortable enough to fall asleep on him is nice tho

Gets lowkey (highkeyish) upset when someone wakes you up (Especially if its TIM)

Duke Thomas

Sees this as an opportunity to cuddle with you more

Like mf will lay his head ontop of your or reposition so yall comfy

Doesnt care if you drool (he prolly does too)

Has probably pranked you atleast oncee but anyways

#dc x male reader #dc x reader #batboys x male reader #batboys x reader #batfam x male reader #batfam x reader #bruce wayne x male reader #bruce wayne x reader #dick grayson x male reader #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader #jason todd x male reader #damian al ghul x male reader #damian al ghul x reader #damian wayne x reader #damian wayne x male reader #duke thomas x reader #duke thomas x male reader #tim drake x male reader #tim drake x reader

[miyaur]

⟢ IF AND/OR WHEN ft. genshin men being single dads

・synopsis. his kid's teacher, who decided to stay with them 'till he came back from a late shift at his job, and to his surprise, the teacher was kind of cute. a kindergarten teacher, actually no, his kid's favorite teacher, man what would his kid think if you suddenly became their parent, but getting to know you a bit is.. well, it doesn't sound too bad.

・notes. thank you to that one post about ayato falling in love w his daughter's teacher, thank u sm, i got 7 wips in my drafts, thank you though guys im happy to write any ask you guys give me honestly!! day III: the voices are getting to me im contemplating whether i should write also ab how they fuck in the next room to their kid's room STOP. maybe another fic for another day... MAYBE day IV: i gave in im already start on writing ab it.

・warnings. suggestive, overall tooth-rotting fluff!, kinda places in modern au, they is usually reffered to the kid, reader is still gn!, oh also with a few scenarios bc how is it one of my writings without scenarios

a busy dad who got to see their kid after a small break, and finds you. — ayato, al haitham, gorou, diluc, childe/tartaglia, kaveh

・he just happened to be given a few days off, other than weekends, he could see his kid. even so by ordering the person who usually picks the kid up for them to not for a few days, because he would instead. as he arrived at the kindergarten, the dismissal area was definitely filled with kids of all kinds, running to their parents, he searched the room for his bundle of joy, just to see them with a special someone; you. he knows his kid was in good hands, as soon as he sees you helping them with an activity that was being done earlier, waiting for their parent to arrive, you look behind to see a well-dressed man, looking down to you and his kid. while you stand up to introduce yourself to him, all the kid could do was cling to their father's leg, finally getting to see him on any day but a weekend, and with their favorite teacher? they were more than happy! watching their 2 most favorite people get along was the best! not to mention the subtle blush on both your cheeks as you both talked, gives his number through "maybe my kid might need help later :)". as soon as he gets home and has dinner with his kid, you won't go away from his mind, the still picture of your smile after he made a joke the first meeting you both had, how could he concentrate on any work this week if that's what's really stuck on his mind.

dedicated dad to his kid: while picking up his giddy kid from kindergarten, he wonders why, and he sees a newly-hired teacher. a really cute one that is. — zhongli, kaeya, diluc, aether, gorou, thoma, childe/tartaglia, arataki itto, tighnari

・as his kid ran up to their father, almost attaching themselves onto him, he looked up to see the most jaw-dropping, ethereal, elegant, graceful, charming, beauty he's ever laid his eyes on trying to talk to him about his kid's amazing performance in class. honestly he's never seen his kid happier when you told them so, a perfect score in their quiz?! oh you're so proud of them!! even handing them their favorite chocolate/candy bar!! you were so breathtaking to him, and almost like another parent to his child, it made his heart bloom, what if you became his actual other parent, hey he's just thinking out loud... anyways, stroke a conversation with you, probably used a cheesy pickup line to get your number, plus points if you love funny guys (every1 does), experienced love at first sight immediately, thinks you are an amazing person for choosing your job as teaching too, must be quite hard too, his kid can be hard to discipline sometimes too, and multiply that by 20? damn, you must have a lot of patience. getting to talk to you and getting your number, on the same day? man this day must be a blessing from the archons! because it feels like he met the love of his life, and he truly did.

as his kid begged for him to go pick him up at school instead, he meets his kid's 2nd favorite person, you just might become his 2nd favorite too. — albedo, xiao, wanderer/scaramouche, cyno, al haitham

・not that he didn't wanna pick up his kid, but he was definitely busy, and that early morning that they had to go to school was when they wanted him to pick them up instead of the maids around the house. their reasoning was that other kids were making fun how their real dad doesn't wanna pick them up because 'he left', but they knew otherwise, a work-at-home dad yet somehow piled with paperwork and goes to work on weekends, it's like he isn't even trying to care for them, so to prove those bullies they were wrong, they wanted their dad to come, just even that one time. as he approached the kindergarten classroom, he peeked inside to see his child holding another adult's hand and telling them about what happened about their day while waiting for to come get them, he was by far the most fascinated with you, it's like you had bond almost stronger than he and his kid had, when he went to talk to you while picking up the kid, almost just sleeping in his arms, and decided to introduce himself to you, since the little chaos ensuer in his hands seemed to love you so much, and honestly you two had more in common than he thought, so much so he got your number, handing a coffee to you, saying "coffee date sometime if you're free, call me XXXX-XXX-XXX." on the sticky note, you ended calling him, and he was more than excited for your date, but he obviously wants to take it slow, and doesn't wanna rush anything between you two at all. is more than grateful that his little angel asked him to pick him up even just once.

responsibly affectionate dad — zhongli, diluc, childe/tartaglia, thoma, dainsleif

chaotic good & super thoughtful dad — arataki itto, venti, childe/tartaglia

lowkey motherlike (overly nurturing & affectionate) — mika, aether, kazuha, childe/tartaglia, diluc

can't cook so him and his kid have been living on eggs, hotdog, rice, and instant noodles for 2 weeks obviously not forever.. — arataki itto, kazuha, venti, heizou

24/7 teasing, but when you tease him back he gets blushy (the kid thinks its cheesy and will say ew) — heizou, childe/tartaglia, kaeya, scaramouche/wanderer, cyno

you guys kiss when he goes to pick you both up from the school bc afterwards you have nothing to do cuz ur a kindergarten teacher (whipee!!), kid will cover her eyes, goodnight thanks 4 listening to my ted talk

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