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airplane69 · 1 year

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the thread where mo ran finds cwn’s nudes [wip, unedited]

https://twitter.com/Airplane_69/status/1575718413569511425?t=wrV89OoXRKU1TGYr2IvyQA&s=19

Cwn shyly taking lewds and keeping them on his phone, and he means to delete them but he forgot mo ran steals his phone as a "funny" "prank" and scrolls thru his gallery to laugh at his stupid boring professor pics

Like it's flower, page from a book, page from a book, blurry picture of a street taken by accident, picture of a pastry, another flower, CWN'S NAKED THIGHS ANGLED SO U CAN ALMOST SEE HIS COCK, HIS HAND PRESSED AGAINST HIS BARE STOMACH, HIS LONG HAIR OVER HIS SHOULDER,

One problem w having a big cock is that sometimes there are certain blood flow issues related to it. Mo Ran gets hard so fast he gets light headed and has to put his head down

While his head is down he reasons that this isn't cwn this is just some guy. That for some reason took naked pics on cwn's phone. And then Mo ran gets so so angry for absolutely no reason at all and decides to look at more pics just in case there's info on who mystery nude man is

The next pic is of a soft, luscious, unmistakable arse, the angles of chu wanning's frankly ridiculous waist, and his back. Also his ponytail. Very perfect for grabbing

Mo ran is losing his fucking mind

It's not like Mo Ran didn't KNOW that Chu Wanning was hot. That's one of the big disappointments of the Chu Wanning experience. You see him and he's so fuckin hot and you want to bite him, and then it turns out he's a huge bitch, and not in the fun way.

But there's a difference between Chu Wanning being kinda hot and seeing the exact size of Chu Wanning's waist (it's the perfect size for Mo Ran to put his hands around)

He doesn't feel, like, good about it, but Mo Ran sends the photos to himself. There's one that turns out to be a video and Mo Ran really shouldn't watch it, he has limited time before class (with Chu Wanning. Fuck). But

Self control is for other people

Chu Wanning is awkward in the video, adjusting the camera for a few extended seconds, managing to catch the silliest angles of his face from below. He looks flustered as he does so, the blush starting to stain the tops of his cheekbones and the hollow of his neck

He steps back, and his naked, cock hard and leaking between his legs. He eyes the camera uncertainly, lips pressing into a thin line. He looks displeased. He kinda looks like how he does when Mo Ran comes to class straight after gym without showering. Offended

He trails an uncertain hand across his chest (his wrist is so delicate. Mo Ran could wrap his hand around it no problem), and tweaks a nipple. His makes a sound like a startled kitten and his eyes go wide. Surprised, it looks like, even though he's doing that to himself

Fuck, Mo Ran wants to be there, in that moment with him. Replace those long fingers with his mouth and bite down on that cute little nipple. Grope between his legs and grind his hand against Chu Wanning's cute little cock

The video isn't long though. Just a couple of seconds. Something shifts, the phone falls over, and Chu Wanning is replaced be a blur of colour and motion and then blackness. Fuck. Fuck. It's enough though. Mo Ran limps his way to the bathroom, shuts himself in a stall

He gets himself off quick and furious to the sound Chu Wanning makes when he pinches his own nipple

#wip #threadfic #not safe for worms #erha #my fic #ranwan #cwnudes #cwnudes p1

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asexualautistic · 2 months

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karlch’s titties

#allen rambles #is this anything #not safe for worms #bg3 #karlach

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infection-zone · 1 year

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Oh you know, some Hera stuff

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yes-feratu · 2 years

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Homie ,,, your thing Abt Alfred's bussy literally is turning on my heart though?? Like it's so sexy but in a way that feels innocent and fluffy,,,, Trans Alfred supremacy

FHFHDHD I GOT IT FROM A KPOP COPYPASTA ABOUT JIMIN 😭😭😭

#not safe for worms #asks

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wtf-tfw · 4 months

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god dam i like jesus

he has okay hair

hes so fucking normal

hes so adequate!!!! god damn

eat my schorts, jesus ;)

#daily pot #not safe for worms #the devil is after u #weeb #weebcore #alllstate #daily post

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dragondawdles · 11 months

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the beastie <3

#totk spoilers #<- (? yet another schrödinger's spoiler she shows up during the beginning sequence but uhhh just 2 be safe)#totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #(I don't know the TAGS for this fandom grrgrhgrgrhg I'll decide eventually)#hiiiiiii so the uh new zelda game was good. I beat that after 140 hours like a week ago (explode emoji)#and now I'm brainrotting zelda HARD which means I have feelings about like 17 dudes all at once #we'll have to see if that means I'll bombard you with characters!! lately art's been blah but I've got some stuff cooking hopefully #hey I'm happy with this tho!! happy with tha beastie :]#this worm is my best friend

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staff · 1 year

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tumblr tuesday: bug race roundup

Well, fellas, you did it again. And by "it," we mean utterly surpassed our wildest dreams for what polls could be. Like, shot-past-the-target-onto-the-moon-then-past-the-moon-and-now-orbiting-some-cosmic-bug-head-planet-somewhere kind of surpassed. Here's a round up of some of the fun folks have been having around crankyteapot's inaugural poll meme.

@lovelyaffinity:

@your-fave-is-not-osha-approved:

@oceanous9000s:

@onion-bot-unofficialal:

@the-trashiest-pada:

@wattse:

@ermakeys:

@kingfisherartss:

@imconfusedallthetimehelpp:

@minisheku:

@reiien:

@weazeltech:

@garlic-the-gnomee:

@thy-fucks-runneth-dryy:

@dongfangxunfeng:

#tumblr tuesday #bug race #polls #sorry but worm was robbed #long post #eye strain #maybe #better safe than sorry #art #tumblr memes #crochet

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pillarsalt · 10 months

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#checkerboard worm lizard #radfem safe #radical feminism #radfems please touch #art #mine #gghhh phoned in due to alcoholism ✌️😗

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creatureimages · 6 months

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wormwormwormworm worm wormworm

worm

wormwormworm worm EARTHWORM

worm

(adult velvet worm and its 11-14 kids [not necessarily all blood {haemolymph?} related]. find-a-worm. look at that colour variation within a related group. we got all the flavours)

#onychophora #peripatopsidae #anoplokaros keerensis #velvet worm #there were so many worms #like a total of 14-16 that day (these were most of them)#this is from like a week and a half ago i just forgot to post it #all under one rock (safely replaced with a couple props to prevent wormsquishing)

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nopeferatu · 7 months

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Click for some...spicey spice 🤪

"Christ—fuck, oh God, Ennis—" Jack panted and squirmed within Ennis' arms, rocking back as best as he could to meet the fervent thrusts behind him. Ennis ran a hand along Jack's chest, down to his soft belly before reaching his muscled thigh to pull it farther where it hooked over Ennis' hip, spreading him wider. Finally, he reached for his dripping cock, hand and hips working in tandem to stroke Jack both inside and out.

Soon, Jack tensed, and Ennis heard the familiar intake of breath that let him know Jack was on the edge. "C'mon now, darlin'," he breathed, nipping at his ear, and with one, two, three more pumps, Jack gasped, spilling himself sticky-wet onto Ennis' knuckles and trembling in his arms. Ennis lengthened his strokes, chasing his own release and burying himself deep inside of Jack, nuzzling his face in the back of his neck to stifle his groan.

The two laid spooned together for a bit, Ennis softening inside him as they rode their highs and caught their breaths. Jack felt Ennis' fingertips trail along his flank, felt soft kisses pressed into the nape of his neck before stretching a long, luxurious stretch in the circle of Ennis' arms and settling back down onto the bed.

The bed. Now wasn't that just something. Though this thing between them had led them through snow-capped foothills and past still corries, riding along jagged crags that sliced through cool spring air, and had seen them rolling around on fragrant summer beds of columbine before the autumn-chilled freshwater streams sluiced over them when they were done; though it'd had them traipsing all over Wyoming's natural wonders, a simple bed sitting in a room with four solid walls was territory their thing had not charted. Not since they were four years worth of desperate to consummate their friendship once more in the dingy Motel Siesta room.

Probably would never have charted again, neither, had an old foreman Ennis used to work for not had an out of use cabin to spare that harsh winter, and had there not been a long string of disappointments that Ennis needed to make up for.

Jack finally felt Ennis ease out of him. Remembering to send up a little prayer of thanks for the generosity of Don Wroe, he turned to face him, leaning in for a kiss.

"Mornin', darlin'," Ennis murmured after pulling away.

Jack smiled. He knew the sparsely used pet name to be part of his taciturn cowboy's quiet form of pillow talk, something he was always delighted to revel in when given the chance. The fact that he got to hear it twice that morning alone meant Ennis was deep in his tender feelings, mirroring his own mood.

"'s too early to be mornin'," he yawned, his long fan of lashes fluttering shut once more.

It was just about closing in on 5. The sun had not yet made its steady ascent from the east across the dark December sky, and here they were rolling around in bed—a cardinal sin in Ennis' line of work, which demanded him bright eyed and bushy tailed by 4 a.m., but a lifestyle that Jack had long grown unaccustomed to. It was something he'd all but left behind when he set out from his parents' ranch in Lightning Flat at just twenty years of age.

Hell, Jack wouldn't have even been awake at all had it not been for Ennis and his damn internal clock. Jack had felt him shuffle off the bed to go take a leak and mess with the wood-burning stove around 4 before settling back against his warm body, unintentionally pressing his cock into the small of his back. Like every good country boy brought up under a proud mama, Jack was raised to never look a gift horse in the mouth. As soon as Jack felt his length rub against him he stirred from his feigned slumber, grabbed at Ennis and, still slick and loose from their last coupling only a few hours before, eagerly fitted him inside for another go-around.

If he hadn't been tired before, he was definitely exhausted by then.

Jack heard Ennis' amused hum and felt the weight on the bed shift. Opening his eyes, he put a quick hand on his shoulder to stop him from getting up.

"Ain't got no horses to tend to," Jack started with a gentle tug, "jus'... stay here a lil' longer," he said, his blue eyes tired but imploring.

Ennis conceded, settling back down besides Jack before lifting a hand to run his fingers through his thick, dark locks. For a moment the two just laid together face to face, eyes locked and nothing but the sound of crackling fire, even breathing and fingers gently combing through hair disturbing the peaceful morning quiet that had settled upon the room.

As with the pet name, Jack usually savored the moments he was able to drown himself in the whiskey rivers that flowed in Ennis' dark eyes. After all, his shy cowboy was not so good at making nor maintaining eye contact—not even with Jack, despite all they'd shared throughout their years together. However, the combination of being up at such an early hour, the warmth of the rekindled fire, the five-alarm sex, and the tender hand stroking his hair proved a potent mix that made it hard to keep his heavy eyes open.

Jack felt Ennis shift closer before the hand at the back of his head tugged him in for another kiss. The sweet press of lips was as passionate a declaration as their love making had been, with no heat behind it to stoke up another round. Jack didn't mind, though; there was still nearly a whole week's worth of time for that, yet. Right then, he was just too tired to do much of anything but drift.

The last thing Jack remembered was nicked fingers caressing his scalp and warm puffs of breath feathering across his nose as the quiet hum of an old lullaby, same as the one he'd heard in the memory kept closest to his heart, drew him back into deep and sated slumber.

#this is a snippet of a scene from 'five boys jack twist had liked'#i dont know that ill ever finish it so. what the heck. why not post the fun stuff lol #brokeback mountain #jack twist #ennis del mar #still brokeback posting #not safe for worms #my writing

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civetside · 2 months

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this files been on my computer for months and i don't even know why or if i had an idea for it or anything

#tlt shitposting #bugs i guess #i dont even remember why i saved this like why #i think harrows an inch worm #anyways now that i have posted this i can safely delete this drawing off my computer

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airplane69 · 1 year

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the thread where mo ran stepmommifies cwn [complete, unedited]

Mo ran stepmommifies cwn.

Cwn has a perfectly ordinary close friendship w xzy and madam wang, and sometimes they get tipsy and have a cuddle pile

Mo Ran decides that cwn and xzy and wcq are all fucking So then cwn and mo ran start fucking and Mo ran is fully fetishising fucking stepmommy and having him call Mo ran daddy ♥

Cwn has no clue that this is going on? He's just kinda holding on and hoping he doesn't fall off this ride But then. Shit gets serious. Mo ran isn't fucking cwn just to get off anymore (he wasn't ever, really, but Mo ran has always lied to himself abt his strongest emotions. If he pretends he doesn't kno, then maybe he won't have to ever confront them). He's falling in love And he thinks that cwn is in a long term semi exclusive relationship w xzy and wcq, and he's cheating on them w mo ran It's fucking with his head. It's driving him crazy. He goes over to aunty and uncles house and spends the whole time fuming bc they touched his wanning before he did and tonight wanning is going to stay over in their bed Mo ran and cwn already agreed to keep this to themselves bc Mo ran is still cwn's disciple and it's kinda skeevy, but Mo ran knows its bc cwn wants to have his cake and eat it too, sleep w mo ran and keep his picture perfect happy threesome Mo ran is Not built for polyamory, like, at all He starts making comments abt it to cwn and cwn is bewildered bc ??? He's got no clue of the stepmom cwn extended universe going on in Mo Ran's head lmao Mo ran asks how cwn's first time went and cwn just looks at him strangely and blushes bright red, bc Mo ran knows FULL WELL how his first time went. Mo ran was the one to push him up against the wall in xzy's bedroom and fingerbanged him til he nearly wet himself And then he fucked cwn's ass using lube he found in xzy's room and cwn's own slick. It hurt so bad and got cwn off so hard he passed out It feels like too much to say this, so cwn just makes a choked noise and walks w purpose towards his next obligation. Tactical retreat airplane ✈️ 💦 Mo ran is FUMING bc that's cwn's helplessly turned on and bullied face. Someone turned cwn on and bullied him so good cwn can't even talk abt it. Fuck. FUCK. Why couldn't he have gotten his hands on cwn when he was still a virgin Shit gets bad. Mo ran is getting icy cold to xzy and xzy is really worried abt him. That's his precious nephew, right, and he looks so unhappy, it's really worrisome Shit gets so bad they end up having a family intervention. Mo ran is acting very uncharacteristic and hostile, it needs to be addressed. It isn't appropriate. Mo ran is family and he needs to be functioning as part of the family Only half way thru the expected talk Mo ran just fuckin. Explodes. He's like shut up, I don't want to talk to you, I can't stand sitting here knowing you've probably fucked wanning in this room, I can't stand you Xzy is sitting there, mouth open like. He understands the words individually, but not the way they were put together and definitely not the way they were said to him. Wanning? A sex life? What? Chu wanning, his best friend and Mo Ran's shizun? That wanning? What? What? Wcq who has been there but not said much is just as shocked. Perhaps differently to xzy tho. Wcq knows these kinds of desires and the way they can overwhelm and blind. She can see echoes of herself in the way mo ran glares at them both She's the one to break the sudden heavy silence in the room "I think chu wanning should be here," she says, and xzy says, right, right, and runs from the room like his ass is on fire, headed straight for Wanning's pavilion Without him there, it's easy to look Mo ran in the eye and ask the difficult question.

"Mo Ran, did chu wanning ever pressure you into," she doesn't know how to phrase it. Sex? Romance? All she knows is that mo ran is possessive over his teacher in a clearly non platonic way

Mo ran is stuck somewhere between anger and the type of confusion he feels when cwn and xm start talking abt mechanical systems of protection or whatever. No clue what's going on at all "pressure me? Into what? Sex?" Mo ran laughs. "ohhh fuck. Oh fuck that's so funny. No,"

He's looking at wcq's serious eyes and thinking abt xzy's face contorted in confusion and outrage and putting together some very belated building blocks Moran.exe is buffering Is.

Is he the one who took cwn's virginity?

Did he fuck wanning for the very first time in his uncles bedroom?

Was that?

Oh wanning is such a slut Mo ran has very excellent priorities and half a hard on He's so fucking relieved he feels physically lighter. He could jump right up into the sky and be carried away by the wind because /wanning is his/. All his, all for him His mood is barely punctured by the wan look on Wanning's face when xzy comes back w him. He actively doesn't notice the look that wcq and xzy share. It's not a fun look Xue zhengyong takes a deep breath and let's it out slowly. The last however many minutes have felt like years and he thinks he's going to go prematurely grey (😭) Xzy just found out that his 30yo best friend is fucking his student. Xzy's nephew. He found out explosively, after a period of his nephew acting increasingly hostile towards his family members and distancing himself from them and

It really doesn't look good "so. You two are," he flaps his mouth a few times and words don't appear.

"fucking," says Mo Ran with unholy relish. Chu wanning frowns his fiercest frown ant the tips of his ears are bright red. He nods his head almost imperceptibly Chu wanning had been torn from his projects, neck deep in new formulae, and he's barely had enough time to catastrophise with how quickly xzy rushed him back to his place Now that he's here he's got half his brain working on all the ways he's going to be kicked out of sisheng and blacklisted for life for defiling a disciple and half his brain working on ough Mo ran prettie Really difficult to focus on how ur life is abt to be over for good when mo ran can't stop staring at him w some kind of wonder and his hand keeps twitching like he wants to reach out and hold Chu Wanning's own Xzy doesn't let the moment linger.

"How long have you been, uh, involved?" he asks. Chu wanning is no good at guessing people's feelings by the tone of their voice, but he's good enough at xzy to know that he's stressed out "a few months," cwn says, voice shaky. This is it! This is the reveal. All of the things he's done, the kindness he's repaid by /screwing his best friends nephew in his best friends room with his best friends lube/. Xzy is a good man, too good. He's likely to feel somewhat conflicted about what needs to be done, but cwn knows that they can't have a pervert and a traitor like him staying on the peak, can't let him stay with Mo ran, even though he desperately, desperately wants just that He puts on his coldest voice. "I understand that you'll want me to leave, sect leader, I can—"

"wait, what?" says Mo ran in a very outside voice. It makes cwn shoot him an instinctive little glare. "no, what? You can't kick him out, I swear to fuck uncle, if u try, I go too."

Xzy, who said precisely nothing about anyone going anywhere, puts his face in his hands and groans.

"No one's leaving the sect," he says, muffled by his hands. "wanning, you're my friend, I'm not going to just kick you out. I want to know what happened." He looks so tired then, and Mo Ran really feels for him. He didn't think about uncles emotions at all when he started this, apart sex things. The way he'd yell at Mo ran for stealing his lover. But now faced with the man who took him in and raised him, it's different "I just want to make sure you're both okay." he says, and he's close to tears. Xzy always cries when he's overwhelmed, and it's never any easier to deal with Cwn has frozen up. He ran the numbers ages ago, after the first time Mo ran stayed the night at his house, and he thought he knew for sure it was a short time w mo ran for his place in the sect.

Mo Ran, on the other hand "we're fine, uncle. Better than fine if you're not kicking us out," and then he's at chu wannings side, hooking an arm in his. Chu wanning still doesn't know how to respond to all this. So many things are happening a once. "why not just, you know. Let it be?" Wang chuqing is watching this all like someone two seconds away from imprisoning them all and studying them for science She swirls her tea, long gone cold (undrinkable), and spends a few moments thinking about what should be done. This is intrinsically wound up in family affairs, yes, but it's also a sect matter, and chuqing is realistic enough to know that kicking cwn out was never on the table Separating chu wanning and Mo ran is looking less and less likely, from the way mo ran has dragged chu wanning to his side and is holding on for dear life. Mo ran has never easily let go of the things he loves. Or thinks he loves An idea occurs to her.

"husband, a moment?" she asks, and xue zhengyong is as eager to please as ever. He scrubs the tears from his eyes as he leads them to another room The conversation is brief, and at the end of it, xue zhengyong is bouncing, stars in his eyes.

"my wife, this is just one reason you're the only one for me," he says, and wang chuqing smiles fondly. He's a silly man. These days she can't imahine her life without him He charges back into the room they left chu wanning and Mo ran in and yelps.

Chu wanning is in Mo Ran's lap, Mo Ran's hand on his...nearly his hip. Wang chuqing is looking away Xue zhengyong employs the tried and true method of making incoherent noises until Chu wanning elbows his way into a more dignified position, not on Mo Ran's lap "MY WIFE AND I TALKED," xzy booms, making cwn and wcq wince. He can really be so loud. "and we have decided that this state of affairs is unacceptable!"

Wcq sighs. Again with the drama. It never ends Chu wanning nods his head grimly. He's accepted whatever he thinks this is so easily.

"Chu Wanning! Won't you take responsibility for my nephew?"

The looks on Mo Ran's and chu wannings faces are priceless. Absolutely wonderful. Chu wanning has crossed over from resignation into indignant confusion. Mo ran looks like someone just gave him another holy weapon to keep "what do you mean, xue zhengyong?" chu wanning snaps. "do you mean to say I would not take responsibility for my disciple? Do you mean to blame this on him? I am —"

He cuts off when mo ran gently folds a hand over his mouth "he means marry me, baobei." Mo ran laughs. It's not hard to see that he's stupidly gone on wanning, and wanning is not any better, ears flaming red.

"I did not!" xzy proclaims. "well, maybe one day. We thought that you should have a proper courtship." Wang chuqing nods in agreement.

"There will be no accusations of wrongdoing. You are both adults entering into a relationship, and propriety must be preserved." she shoots a meaningful look at Mo ran, who has never done well with such things This will give them time. Together and apart, they will have time to think and decide if this relationship is for them. It will allow the veneer of good behaviour that sisheng needs to avoid scandal. It will allow wcq and xzy to keep a close eye on them for a while All in all, she's quite satisfied with the plan Mo ran has jumped three steps ahead, forgotten that before this meeting, Chu wanning and he were "fucking". He's planning their wedding now Chu wanning is still a few steps behind. He's still on "not getting kicked out of the sect" and he's a little confused abt "responsibility" and "marriage" and "courtship". But if it means he gets to stay with Mo ran, he's happy // the end lmao hope u enjoyed Extra:

They're lying in bed, post coital. Mo Ran's staring at the ceiling, deep in thought. Chu wanning is collapsed half on top of him

"hey, baobei, what if we just, like, pretended that you really were fucking aunt and uncle next round,"

"what." chu wanning says And they have a round of very satisfying sex where Mo ran goes back to pretending he bagged his stepmum ♥

#threadfic #not safe for worms #erha #ranwan #my fic

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