#not a horse

[adeerdear]

What if you were a horse?

#my art #the master of disguise #horse #not a horse

[wyrm-in-the-apple]

Nightmarch 2023 - Prompt: Flavors

(format yoinked from zarla’s deltarune/addison relationship meme)

Night tea:

Dream: Earl grey lavender. Light and floral. Feels like there’s more to the flavor that’s just out of reach unless you really sit with it. +180HP Goldie: Concord grape! Exactly how you expect it to taste. No surprises here, just juice. :D +120HP Mare: Perfectly-aged, smooth wine. Just the right amount of plum sweetness to complement the bitterness of the alcohol. Even the smell intoxicates. +180HP

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Dream tea:

Night: Sun-ripened blueberries. Worth savoring. …Sometimes one of the sour berries gets through. No matter how often that happens, it’s always unexpected. +180HP Goldie: Vanilla ice cream! As creamy as a milkshake. ^_^ Watch your teeth on the crunchy bits, though! D: +120HP Mare: ??? Berry? There’s something there, but it’s hard to pinpoint what the flavor is, and trying more doesn’t help identification. +70HP

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Goldie tea:

Night: …Apples. A strange flavor, and one worth spending more time with. +90HP Dream: Banana. Seemingly simple and childish, but a taste you can adjust to. …Perhaps nostalgic if you sit with it. +120HP Mare: Attempted lemonade. Someone mistook salt for sugar and went hog wild with the sugar when they realized their mistake. Chuck the whole thing out and try again. +0HP

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Mare tea:

Night: Black coffee. Feels like it should be too bitter, but… appealing, in some strange way. An acquired taste. +180HP Dream: Dark chocolate. Should be tasty, but isn’t. Get a handle on the flavor and then the plastic alcohol aftertaste hits. +70HP Goldie: Root beer with hot pepper! It seems really fun, but it hurts to drink :( +0HP

#Nightmarch2023 #Nightmarch #bwb #Deadly Nightshade #not a horse #have a plan to kill everyone you meet #uhhhhh geez i don't have a tag for dream's gold apple #artworm #dreamtale #dreamtale preincident #nightmare sans #preincident nightmare sans #dreamtale sans #dream sans #goopmare #idk more tags #what flavor is your tea? meme #relationship meme

[o-ssifragus]

this is the most terrifying fucking thing ever of all time

100/10 cats per bagels

#horse #not a horse

[vampiricsheep]

#''I speak for the trees'' but with violent intent #she has the opportunity to learn and grow though! on an adventure requiring the help of unaware humans #not a horse #my characters

[abstractkryptid]

Today's character spotlight is Monday!

This is my fursona, Monday The Jackass! He's a donkey with an attitude. 🐴

Monday is a washed up fiction writer that smokes too many packs a day and argues with trolls online. He's lazy and loves to lie around the house and listen to music while staring blankly into space.

He does have a part time job at a coffee shop his friend owns. It pays the bills but he's still biding his time waiting for his big hit. 😅

His favourite food is pizza and he drinks way too much caffeine. He loves his bed and comfy clothes - hates skinny jeans with a passion.

🟢 He goes by he/him pronouns

🟢 He's a cis male

🟢 He's bisexual and currently single - there aren't many people who out up with his bullshit

🟢 His best friend is a hyena

🟢 Wrote a really successful fanfiction once and is still riding that high

🎨 Shampoo_B

#anthro #donkey #furry #fursona #equine #anthro donkey #not a horse #not my art #my character #oc #original character

[smolalienbee]

started blocking out/drafting/however you want to call it that new fic with mare!jaskier and honestly. geralt is such a fucking mood already. he’s just trying to do his job thats all

#bee stuff #mare!jask fic #yes this one gets its tag because i will not shut up about it #also to be clear mare as in zmora as in sort of sleep paralysis demon #not a horse #jaskier is NOT a horse #i need to be very clear about that #think nightMARE

[willowrunes]

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

#horsetok #horse desensitizing #horse tiktok #ranchtok #ranch life

[nikkiitalks]

#the laugh tag #horses #funny

[polishkurapika]

#tiktok #horseblr #horses

[draconym]

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#poll #horse

[wyrm-in-the-apple]

Nightmarch 2023 - Prompt: King

‘Thus always to tyrants’

Hey, so can I draw attention to the brilliance of setting the prompt “King” for the ides of March? Mare finds your delusions of kingship adorable.

Alas. “Sudden Yet Inevitable” exists already, so any ficlet I could write to go along with this prompt is already covered by that one!

Mm, I suppose I could leave you with this excerpt for the significance of T. Rexes and tar pits:

“I! Tyrant king of the lizards! Brought low to drown to death in the liquefied corpses of my predecessors…! [...] I! So great! So powerful! Doomed by a single misstep! I climbed so high and assumed my foundation was stable, and found everything suddenly out of grasp as I slipped beneath the soil!”

#Nightmarch #Nightmarch2023 #not a horse #nightmare sans #corrupted nightmare sans #dreamtale nightmare sans #dreamtale #bwb #it's my birthday so if you see this you better reblog it /hj #artworm

[madisockz]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

#art #my art #horse #pony #equine #equine art #fanart #artist on tumblr #mlp #mlp art #princess cadance #cadance #mlp cadance #shining armor #mlp fim #mlp fanart #mlp g4 #my little pony fanart #my little pony #The bride and the ugly ass groom

[vampiricsheep]

6! Absolutely need someone to do prompt 6

oh my gd lmao

6 [soooo twirling hair and fluttering eyelashes why does everyone think you're a freak]

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Ciorce had a voice that sounded more like a bell than anything else. She also had a casual monotone to everything she said. The two traits combined meant it often took a minute for anything she said to register, and doubly so if one hadn't been actually listening from the beginning.

Such was the case now, and if Winter had been the one walking rather than its horse, it would have stumbled mid-step. "What?"

"Why does everyone say you're a freak?" She repeated, seemingly more interested in the coil of hair she wound around her fingers than in the conversation.

"Nobody says that." It didn't know whether to be annoyed, offended, or insecure, and while feeling a bit of each it chose to instead radiate confidence. "I hadn't pegged you as a gossip."

"It's not gossip." Even now, no emotion seemed to touch her. She might as well have been reading out a time-table.

"Alright then, who? Since we aren't gossiping."

"The mice in the grass, the trees lining this road, the birds in the trees. You send them fleeing."

Winter's shoulders eased. "Ah, You're one of those types. Those things are true for most people."

"It's not the same with you. Other people frighten them. You repulse them."

"They just haven't gotten to know me yet."

#winter wthr #not a horse #my writing #my characters #looong time coming but ive been distracted with a commission and artfight and essays

[crabussy]

challenged myself to make simpler redesigns that match the show constraints because I often create very complex designs and I wanted to see if I could make something I liked without going too over the top!! pretty happy with these [:

if you have any questions about my design choices ask away!!

part 2 with ten gazillion background characters including sunburst, luna, and twilight's canterlot friends!

#mlp #my little pony #mlp redesigns #mlp designs #mane 6 redesign #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rarity #rainbow dash #fluttershy #applejack #man. I love ponies right now #I REFRAINED FROM GIVING THEM SHINY COLOURFUL HOOVES ARE YOU PROUD OF ME.. DGHJSHK #hi 4000 followers. look at my horses

[spongebobssquarepants]

IYKYK

#barbenheimer #barbie #meme #memes #barbie 2023 #twitter #margot robbie #horses #kane52630 #posts

[rongzhi]

A woman wearing Chinese armor

#douyin #video #tiktok #hanfu #chinese armor #flashing #eye strain #nvtong tuesday and whatnot 🫡 #horses #狗大团子