You walk into the Villain Rec Room, late to the party because of some villainous scheme of yours gone awry, and...
find everyone gathered on the dance floor sitting crisscross-apple-sauce.
TwoBrains is in the center, gesturing for you to hurry up and join them.
As you slide into place between Doc and Captain Tangent, you notice a bottle in the center.
"Alrighty, then. Now that everybody's settled, let's give this baby a spin," D2B says, whiskers twitching excitedly. "Remember-" his expression turns mischievous and he wiggles his eyebrows, "we're playing villain-style. Anything goes."
The crowd agrees.
He turns his attention to you. "Since you interrupted, you're starting us off," he says, tossing the bottle to you.
If you consent, choose a number between 1-12 and see who you're smoochin'! (Or, if this type of game makes you uncomfy, just read through the kiss headcanons and imagine your OTPs hehe)
Butcher
He's a simple (and somewhat bashful) man who loves a good ol' fashioned cheek smooch. He gives you a kiss on the cheek.
Dr. TwoBrains
Partially because his queer ass likes to be a little scandalous, and partly because he's a mousie at heart, you get a nip-kiss on the neck. Bitesyoubitesyoubitesyou >:)
Captain Tangent
He's embarrassed and launches into a monologue about the history of kissing to try and delay the moment. After some egging on from the others, though, he gives you a little smooch on the back of your hand :3
Invisibill
You look around and don't notice him in the crowd....?
That is until he turns visible out of nowhere and peppers your face with a million enthusiastic little kisses.
Ms. Question
"Is there something you want?" >:3c
She's not gonna kiss you until you answer her question~
Glen
Brags to you about his kissing skills before performing the worst attempt at kissing the world has ever witnessed.
ALTERNATIVELY,,,
He gives you a hickey-kiss, because he's a little obsessive (in a sweet way) about you and wants to leave his mark while he has the chance.
Lady Redundant Woman
Eskimo kisses you. The fact that her powers come from her nose makes letting you touch her nose more intimate in a strange way. She must really like you!
Whammer
WHAMS his face into you. Ouch.
Chuck
The blushing mess of a sandwich gives you a simple, chaste kiss on the lips. ✨chu✨
Amazing Rope Guy
Somehow his lips are both wet and chapped at the same time,,,,
Nocan the Contrarian
"Kiss? NO! NOT KISS!!!"
After the others use some backwards-language on him, he ends up giving you a rough, quick, and fond kiss on the forehead.
Guy Rich
He pulls you in sweetly, dips you like a dancer, and gives you a romantic smooch that's just like something out of the movies. Smooth.
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Ok guys, I’ve got basic ideas for most of the Villains for the AU
Except for:
Chuck (Appearance and Backstory),
Brent (Appearance and Backstory),
The Butcher (Appearance and Backstory),
Ms Question (Appearance)
Nocan the Contrarian (Appearance)
Rhyme and Reason (Appearance and Backstory)
Seymour Orlando Smoothe (Appearance and Backstory)
The Learnerer (Appearance and Backstory)
The Whammer (Appearance and Backstory)
Tobey (Planet name)
Please send any ideas
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