Reader Who Always Gets a Crazy Date, And They See Megatron at the Autobot Base
*After Ratchet opened a ground bridge for them they collapse to the ground in exhaustion.*
Ratchet: What happened? Are you injured?
Y/N: No. BUT I'M ANGRY! WHY CAN'T I GET A NORMAL FRICKIN' DATE?!
Arcee: Huh?
Y/N, Holding up their fingers as they go over every person: First guy was a murderer, second a serial killer, third a thief, another serial killer, and then today it was a cultist who tried to sacrifice me to their god "UNICRON!" Like what kind of ridiculous name is that?!
Next you see Megatron standing there
Y/N: What's cookin good lookin'? Whatcha doing next Friday?
Arcee quickly scoops you up to put you in the hallway: No. Absolutely not.
Y/N: What? If I can't get a normal date with a human I might as well try dating a Cybertronian
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whatdo you think of him like would you go to his show if he invited you after a sort of awkward hookup
[ he/him lesbian ]
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Man resurrected a dead god instead of resurrecting his dead wife💀
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So... To 1 to 10... how many bitches do you get?
Well... what is 10 x 0?
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Who else bitchless this year?
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nobitchic
for when your gender is related to the meme image of megamind with the caption "no bitches?" below
requested by an irl friend for funsies. anyone thats making a more serious one is free to do so, literally i dont care.
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here have some actual art
my sister ocs, cyclone and lemming. still playing with their designs
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saw a headline about the chess world being rocked by a cheating scandal and i was like lmao as if those nerds have multiple bitches and then like two minutes later i was like oh you mean cheating at chess
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how many fucking remixes can taylor make to anti-hero
im guessing two more
place your bets
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Me attempting to interact with women.
(pls help me)
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