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devotedlykoneshots · 1 year

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KIM MINGYU: BEST WIFE EVER

Genre: 🔞 minors dni, established relationship, marriage au, best husband mingyu, smut

Word count: 2,906

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Beautiful would be one word to describe your current mood, that's how your husband made you feel.

He quite literally couldn't keep his hands off of you during the entire night, the dress in his words was made for you.

It hugged your figure just right and it wasn't too revealing , just how he liked it.

During the entire event his hands would be placed practically any and everywhere he could get his hands on.

Your thigh, back, arms, waist. Anywhere. Mingyu was a touchy person but not so much in public, definitely not like this.

"You like my dress this much?"you laugh softly as he placed his hands on your waist again and held your drink up to your lips.

He just smiled and leaned closer to whisper in your ear.

"l'm gonna like it a lot

more later, when you take it off"that made you cough, nearly choking on your drink and he smiles as he takes it from you and gulps down the remaining champagne you had.

"What do you say we get out of here?"he asked you and you nodded, he grabs your hand and pulls you along. Unbeknownst to you that you had a few pairs of eyes on you.

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"First time I saw you, you were fast asleep on the bus, clothes covered in paint, with a

kid on your lap."

"And yet you asked me out."- mingyu smiles fondly at the memory, chin rested on your shoulder at the memory and only pulling away when you stand up to turn to him.

His hands hold onto your hips and he smiles at you, you weren't expecting him to say what he said next.

"How about we have a kid of our own?"your eye widened, you didn't think you'd ever hear him say those words.

"Are you sure? Especially with everything going on right now? The company is just getting up and going"mingyu could see right past you, you were nervous about having a kid with him.

"I asked you remember"he reminded you and you nodded.

"Are you not sure?"he asked genuinely,you bite your bottom lip and move past him to sit on the bed.

"It's not that....I just, you don't think it's too soon?"you asked him and he takes a seat beside you, taking your hands in his own and you turn your body towards his.

"I wouldn't want anyone else to be the mother of my kids other than you and I can wait until you're ready"he said and you looked at him with wonder,you could never figure him out.

He never ceased to amaze you.

You thought he could never build his own company but he did that and so much more.

"Why?"you asked curiously and he chuckles, bringing your hand up and kissing your wedding ring.

"Because you're my wife and I love you"he reminded you and you pouted, you felt extremely lucky and a little emotional because of how lucky you were.

If everyone had a mingyu in their lives, the world would be a better place.

"I love you too"you said, pulling him into a kiss.

"I know, you make it your mission to tell me that.... everyday"he joke and you laugh as he pulls you into another kiss.

That night you fell asleep thinking about your future with mingyu and what it'd be like if you had kids.

His kids.

How many kids would he want anyway?

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You knew mingyu loved children but standing in the entry way of your kitchen and watching him entertain your nephew as they both sat on the floor, having a contest on who could color their spiderman drawing with the most colors.

You smiled until you got caught watching and mingyu smiled at you.

"Good morning"you greeted them both as your nephew turned and beamed up at you, you join them on the floor.

"Don't you have a meeting to attend?"you asked him as your nephew gets up and leaves to go play with his toys, not without rubbing it in mingyus face that he won and now mingyu owes him $15.

"That's what my assistant is for, I told her to take my place for the day and even gave her a raise"he tells you as you both get up from the floor and sit on the couch.

"I don't know how I feel about this assistant still"you voice your opinion, mingyu never gets mad at you for these thoughts of doubt.

He knows your past and you know his , he doesn't mind reassuring you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to him.

"Thats because you read too much, you only see the bad side of marriages but you don't see the good"he tells you, you're a counselor and you deal with all different types of people's trauma.

That effects you wether you want to admit it or not.

"The ones that last decades"he brings you out of your thoughts.

"Do you trust me?"he asked , genuinely curious.

"Yes I just-"he cuts you off, taking your hands.

"You know me, I'm not like those men you write about in your books during your free time"he tells you and you close your eyes , nodding your head.

"I know"you said and he cups your cheeks, searching your eyes.

"Then you shouldn't let this assistant phase you because I'd rather hurt myself than hurt you"

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"So how is mingyu?"it'd been a while since you last saw your mother, especially with mingyu having so many events lately.

"He's good, great actually...he wants to have a kid of our own"as soon as those words came out of your mouth she let out a squeal.

"And what did you say?"she asked and you winced.

"I don't know"her smile dropped instantly and she almost wanted to smack some sense into you.

Quite literally.

"You don't know"she repeated, looking annoyed with you and you sighed.

"What if we don't work out after the baby?"you asked her and she rolls her eyes at you.

"You wouldn't have married him if you didn't think it'd work out"she tells you and you shake your head.

"A child complicates things"was your next excuse.

"It's not supposed to, a child is supposed to bring you together. It's the ultimate form of love, creating something beautiful with someone you love"she explained, she was a hopeless romantic but she was right.

"That's your work talking and everyone doesn't have the same experiences in relationships, you just get the bad end of the stick"she continues and you smiled softly.

"That's what mingyu said"you said and she leaned over the counter, placing a hand on your shoulder.

"I don't know if you know this but you've got one of the good ones and those are hard to find, don't push him into the arms of someone else"she said and your thoughts immediately went to his assistant.

"You think I should give him a kid?"you asked her and she smiles at you.

"I think you should listen to your heart, only you can make that choice and you know mingyu like no one else"she reminds you, just as mingyu had earlier that day.

"I hear that all the time, what if he changes?"you asked her and she gives you a look.

"Then you try again until you meet the right one and like I said, you've got yourself a gem and those are hard to come by"those words stick with you the rest of the day.

Were you pushing your husband away? Into the arms of his assistant at that?

Mingyu had to run into the office earlier during your lunch with your mother , so you rushed home to freshen up and waited for him to come home.

Actually you kind of went a little overboard, freshening up actually meant putting on some lingerie that you knew would drive him crazy and pulling on your robe on top of it.

That's how he finds you actually, standing in front of the fireplace and he wraps his arms around you, pulling you back into his chest.

"Hey,what are you thinking about?"he asked and you leaned your head back on his chest.

"You,about how lucky I am and so many other things"you said, turning around to look at him.

"Care to elaborate on that?"he asked you, looking down at you and you shook your head before beginning to unbutton his pants.

"Not tonight"you said and bite your bottom lip, he runs his fingers through your freshly curled hair.

"Did something happen?"he asked and you nodded.

"I had a talk with my mom and she helped me realize how stupid I've been acting, how I've been neglecting you"you told him and he shakes his head.

"It's okay, I told you I can wait"he said and you shook your head, ripped open his shirt and smiled upon hearing him gasp before pushing him on the couch.

"No more waiting"you said and walked closer to him, pushing his legs apart and standing between them.

"Are you sure?"he asked and you took of your robe to reveal the lingerie, his jaw dropping and he bites his bottom lip.

"Holy shit"he said,leaned forward as he lets his lips and tongue lathe over your tummy and hips. He absolutely adored your curves.

"Let me make it up to you, I've been such a bad wife"you push him back against the couch and climb onto his lap, his hands place themselves on your hips.

"It's okay"he reassures you and you spit into your hand before slipping your hand into his pants, wrapping your hand around his half hardened cock.

"No, not to me"you visibly see him take a deep breath as you stroke his cock slowly, biting his bottom lip as he leaned his head back against the couch.

"Fuck-"he said and gulped,your lips place themselves on his neck as you licked and sucked the skin there.

"Shit- what's gotten into you?"he asked no one in particular.

"Just wanna show you I can be a good wife"you told him and move onto your knees in between his thighs, pulling the material down his legs and completely off.

You immediately go to grab at his boxers but his hands stop you, pulling you onto his lap.

"You haven't kissed me yet"he noted and you smiled at him, eyes searching his own.

"I can do that"you said and he grabbed the back of your neck.

"Kiss me"he said and you waste no time in kissing his lips,he moans into the kiss and guides your hips against his crotch.

You suck on his tongue and his hands grab two fistfuls of your ass, slapping the flesh and drinking up your moans that spill from your lips.

"Mingyu"you moan softly and he hums, grinding his hips up against your own and you whimpered. It's been awhile since mingyu has been this intimate like this.

"Let's go upstairs"he stands up with you in his arms and carries you to your bedroom, kissing your lips deeply as he found his favorite scented candles lit up around the room and his favorite flowers decorating the bed.

"You really went all out , didn't you?"he asked as he laid you on the bed gently, finally taking in your lingerie. It was a black sheer mesh bodysuit with ruffles and garter straps around your waist and thighs.

"Anything for you"you said and mingyu looked at you like he could devour you in that very moment.

"Don't just stare, it's all yours"his hands immediately went to your breasts and grabbed a hold of them, his mouth immediately suckling and licking your nipples through the material as he switches back and forth.

You gasp at the sudden pleasure that coursed through your body and you wrapped your arms around his neck, legs wrapping around his waist and he quickly noted that you weren't wearing a bra or panties.

"All mine"he said dreamily, his mouth moving down to your heat and covering your pussy with his entire mouth as he licks you through the material.

He moans at the taste before ultimately pulling the material to the side and getting a taste directly from the source, your back arching and you cried out as he devours your pussy like a starved man.

Which in a way he was.

"Been so long"he moans before sucking your clit into his mouth and your back arching, he pins you down to the bed and hooks his arms around your thighs to hold you against his mouth.

"Fuck- you're gonna make me cum"that only motivated him to lick you more, pushing two fingers into your entrance and you squirmed underneath him.

"I'm gonna cum"you cried out weakly.

"I know, feels so good , doesn't it?"he asked and you nodded, knowing better than that by now that mingyu loves making you answer him when you're intimate together.

"So good"you gulp and he just thrusts his fingers into you quickly without a warning, waiting until you start cumming to lean down to lick and suck on your clit.

"Oh fuck-"your voice cracks once you feel his tongue on you once again, overwhelmed as your eyes roll back and he helps you ride out your orgasm.

"You look so pretty when you cum for me"he's back to sucking on your breasts through the material and it's not until you fully recover that you feel the presence of his bare cock running through your folds.

"Are you with me?"he asked,looking up at you and you nodded your head.

"You ready?"he doesn't wait for you to answer as he pushes into you slowly and your back arches, whining softly at the intrusion.

"Fuck- oh my god"you breathe, pushing at his lower abdomen but he keeps pushing inside of you until he's fully inside.

"You have this reaction everytime"he chuckles cockily.

"Shut up"you groaned and he chuckles, licking up to your earlobe and sucking softly.

"You first"he whispered into your ear before starting to thrust into you slowly and you cover your mouth with your hand.

"Oh fuck"his hand grips your chin and forcing you to look at him.

"Look at me, focus on me"he said softly over the slapping of his hips gradually getting louder as he fucks you harder.

"Are you here?"he asked and you nodded, not too far gone....yet.

"Yes, fuck-"you cried out and looked at him again.

"You're the best wife, do you understand?"he stated, it wasn't a question.

"Yes, I understand"you said and he starts to pound his cock into you harder, drawing out the sweetest moans from your pretty lips.

"If I have to fuck every hole you have in every room in this house to fuck the doubt out of you then I will, I'm yours and you're mine"he took you by surprise when he said those words, forcing out yet another moan and you grip onto his arm tightly.

"Fuck-"you cried out and nodded.

"Okay! Okay!"you exclaim, almost forgetting what you were talking about for a second.

"No more doubts, no more second guessing yourself or me"he said and you nodded.

"Okay! I won't"you cried out.

"I love you"he said, sincerely and you let out a choked moan as he hit your sweet spot hard once he said that.

"I love you too"you whined and he grips the back of your neck, forcing you to look at him.

"Now, cum all over my fat cock"he said and you tried the arch your back but his grip was too strong.

"Look at me when you cum"he demanded and you dug your nails into his shoulder.

"I'm gonna cumming!"you cried out, not a second later and you're cumming all over his cock.

"Fuck- I'm gonna cum"he cursed under his breath, moving to pull out but your hands slammed down on his ass and you shook your head.

"No! Inside!"you damn near sobbed.

"Fuck- are you sure?"he asked and you nodded.

"Yes please, stuff me full of your cum"you responded and he kisses your lips deeply.

"Yeah, You wanna be a mommy? Wanna be the best mother for my children?"he asked as he seemed to plow his cock into you harder, the bed banging against the wall with every thrust he made into you.

"Yes , yes fuck- yes"you sobbed and cling onto him for dear life, fingers leaving indents in his ass.

"Take it, take all of it"he groaned and moans deeply as he releases his seed deep into you and you whimpered at the feeling of being so full.

"Fuck"he's spent,pulling out of you slowly and laying beside you. He pulls you back against his chest and wraps his arms around you.

"Best wife ever"you both laughed at his joke but you both knew mingyu wasn't joking, he loved you with every bone in his body.

You definitely found a gem among a sea of fishes.

#svt smut #mingyu smut

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jungle-angel · 1 year

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Hi! What about 15. “No sneaking cookies before dinner!” with Nat? Hope you’re having a wonderful day ❤️

Hehehehehehehee Sylvie my love, you just read my mind (lol).

"Thanks for coming over (Y/n)," Nat sighed as she sank into the couch, the pale green, seaweed based facial scrub still on her face.

"You texted, I answered," you chuckled as you hauled a wine bottle out of the fridge under the counter. "I wasn't even doing anything anyways."

"Well, I feel bad," Natasha countered. "I don't wanna pull you away from anything important."

"Important?" you half laughed. "All I would be doing is listening to Bob and his brothers giving each other shit all night and I wouldn't get any sleep. Besides, you and Gabe could use some company."

"I know, it's just hard," Phoenix answered. "Some nights I don't know if Cole's gonna come home alive or if I'm gonna end up seeing a flag draped coffin being unloaded at the island."

You nodded knowingly, setting her glass down on the coffee table. Out of everyone in the group, Phoenix had it the hardest, both her and her other half being Navy and having to go on dangerous missions. The last time Phoenix had seen Cole was two months ago when he had left with the rest of his SEAL team for their mission in Nigeria.

"Is Gabe doing ok in school?" you asked.

"He's doing ok," Phoenix told you. "At least he and Auggie can tag team for the time being......AND HE KNOWS HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SNEAKING COOKIES BEFORE DINNER!"

Your gaze turned to the counter to see two sets of little hands suddenly dropping a peanut butter cookie back onto the plate before the two little troublemakers darted out of the kitchen and up the stairs.

"Guess we'd better get dinner started?" you laughed.

"Yeah let me go rinse off my face before I throw that shit on the grill," Phoenix sighed.

You set to work getting everything ready when those little giggles reached your ears again. At first you paid no attention, but when you felt something brush against your hip, you reached out and grabbed Gabe right by the hand as he reached for the cookies.

"What did your mother tell you?" you reminded him.

"But Auntie, I'm starving!" Gabe complained.

"And you and your partner in crime are gonna wait until your mother and I take this chicken off the grill," you reminded him.

Gabe and your son, Auggie, both gave you a pouty look, both disappointed that they couldn't have any of the soft, cakey, peanut butter cookies until after they had eaten a decent meal.

"Alright, the two of you....outta here, go play in the backyard, go chase Scooter, go wreak havoc with the neighbor kids, I don't care as long as you don't eat the cookies," you told them, shooing the boys away into the backyard.

"They still trying to sneak a cookie?" Nat chuckled.

"Oh yes," you answered.

You both laughed, the antics of your son and his cousin reminding you both of the stunts you used to pull when you were their age. Even through all the hard times, you and your best girlfriend still found reasons to laugh.

#top gun maverick #natasha phoenix trace #dagger squad #phoenix x best friend reader

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soothinglee · 2 years

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hihi can I request hcs for c!sbi or c!dt and how they would act towards a younger pvper reader joining the server? (13-15)

❝HOW THE DREAM WOULD ACT TOWARDS A YOUNG PVPER!❞

pronouns:: they/them | m.list | ask | requests are open!

DREAM™;

dream would feel hella intimidated

why tf is a teenager better at fighting then he is?

and why tf is a teenager fighting in the first place.

he would most definitely make you fight against him to show that he knows more.

but if he loses...well.

you're the kid? looks like the roles are reversed because he'll throw a tantrum.

he would try to stay as far away from you as possible. for the sake of his ego.

if he heard anybody praise you for your skills he'd immediately shut them up.

"did you see the combo they put on him? shit was wild!" - some random smp member.

"shut the fuck up bean bag ass bitch."

k that was ooc but I thought it fit.

after a while he'd get used to you and your skills.

thinks of you as a 'mini me' even though that's, y'know, a bad thing.

follow you everywhere to make sure you're safe because he has a lot of enemies and ya'll are known by association.

attached to the hip kind of thing.

doesn't want to admit it but he cares about you, though he doesn't really care for anyone (prison arc wise, anytime else he cares for his friends.)

he is your shadow whether you know it or not.

SAPNAP™;

he thinks its BADASS.

always asking questions and wondering how you did this and how you did that.

"when did you first learn to fight?"

"when did you first pick up a sword?"

"are you self-taught?"

"how old are you again?"

they're endless.

he thinks what you have is amazing but also tiring so if you ever needed anything he would get you it.

wouldn't want you to wear yourself out, so from time to time he'll make you sit down and rest.

if there ever was a war and dream needed someone who could fight he would enlist you, but sapnap would protest because you then again are still just a child.

like dream he would be your shadow, though he's not as sneaky with it.

and even if he was dreams right man hand (at the time) he is still afraid of everything, creepers, zombies, spiders - especially spiders.

would make you kill everything even if he had a perfectly working sword.

sapnap screams, eyeing the wandering mob that roamed across the community house. "Y/N!"

"what?"

"HELP ME!" he yells from on top of a crafting table.

"what happened?"

"there's a spider!"

you roll your eyes but kill it anyway.

GEORGE™;

honestly wouldn't really care.

he'd be impressed, but wouldn't care.

he would be sleeping half of the time but would ask you to watch over him incase somebody came around.

you're like his personal bodyguard.

would walk into the line of danger without a care because he knows you're right behind him to protect him.

people make fun of him for having a child be his guard.

would help you train and teach you knew attacks, some he learned from dream others he made up himself.

unlike the other, you would be his shadow instead of the other way around.

when he became king of the smp the first thing he declared was that if anyone hurt you they'd be sent to death. that was his way of repaying you for everything you'd done for him.

he thinks of you as a little sibling except you're not the pesky kind.

you didn't know this but he made sapnap and dream give him updates on your whereabouts to make sure you were out of harms way, even though you could fend for yourself

𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀!

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mytastessuck · 3 years

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Gorillaz: Humanz

SHere it is, the comeback tour! I was so excited for this album, I sucked all the singles that came out before I could download the album. This album basically reminded me of the reasons I love Gorillaz. All of them. One particular reason a little too well...

Okay, let's get the elephant out of the room. This album is a bit controversial among the community for playing a little too hard to one of Gorillaz' strengths: showcasing cool artists. There are more than a few tracks where Damon doesn't even show up. Hell, my favorite track doesn't even have it on him. Me, I honestly don't care about that as long as I get to hear good music but for the rest of you die hard Gorillaz fans? Just think of this as a compilation album like NOW That's What I Call Alternative/Indie Hip-Hop/R&B/Electronica/Pop.

See? Rolls off the tongue. Now let's get started.

1. Intro: I Switched My Robot Off

Nice. Real ominous. Gorillaz really know how to build up a presentation. Feels like you're walking through the doors of the doors to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Anybody remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? Were there doors on that stage? Anyway, awesome.

10/10

2. Ascension

Holy hell, Vince really knocks it out of the park on this one. Different beat, nice flow, social commentary...He was not fucking around on this track. Damon's barely on the track but Vince makes up for it with his existential rhymes and chorus back-up. Man, Gorillaz has gotta take advantage of gospel more often.

9/10

3. Strobelite

That didn't take long, did it? Anyway, this is my favorite song on the album. Peven has an incredible voice, the music psychically compels you to dance and...that's it. Sometimes, well usually with me, you just need to go with Simple Yet Awesome. Have a good voice and a good beat. This song has both and I'm pretty sure that one day, a scientist will hear this song and will be inspired by it to cure diabetes.

100/10

4. Saturn Barz

Ah, the lead single from the album. Remember the 360 house, everyone? Yeah, you remember. Glad to have Gorillaz welcome back Reggae into their line-up with Popcaan manning the helms. He and Damon tag-team the eardrums with the power of dread as the instrumentation makes you feel like you're in a haunted house. Welcome back, guys.

25/10

5. Momentz

WELCOME BACK, GUYS! De La Soul returns to say some real shit about time and how you should, respect and stuff. Seriously, awesome track. Kicks so much ass and you can even dance to it as you wonder if this MOMENT will be one of the last times when you feel really happy. Nice...

9/10

6. Interlude: The Non-Conformist Oath

Hey, Steve Martin! I like to imagine a bunch of assholes listening to this and...just not getting it. Not us though. We get it. We're smart. Smarter than those guys...

10/10

7. Submission

This song had to grow on me but years after I got the album and after I learned to appreciate Danny Brown a little more like all humans should, this song became one of my favorites off the album. Don't worry Kelela, he doesn't carry the whole song. Her voice is so beautiful that it can calm a charging rhino or a coked-up Connor McGregor. These make the song a lot classier than it had any right being.

90/10

8. Charger

She's beauty, she's Grace...she's also Jones. Man, I haven't heard from this woman since Corporate Cannibal and she has clearly been keeping up practice. God, how can a woman's laughter both scare and arouse me? Damon's no slouch on this track either, singing about the monster that keeps us all tethered: the charger. I kid, I kid. Hey, did Damon really get a boner on stage when he sung this or are you guys messing with me? Message me if you know.

9/10

9. Interlude: Elevator Going Up

On a recent trip, I tried to go up the elevator but it was card-activated so a desk lady had to help me. That's it.

8/10

10. Andromeda

Damon has to do the heavy lifting here and his muscles have not completely wasted away from lack of use. He tells us to take in our heart and you know what? I did. I took this song directly in my heart...and my playlist.

50/10

11. Busted And Blue

Yeah, this song is a bummer. A good bummer. It's Broken's younger brother who joined the army to make his parents proud after he couldn't get into university like his older brother who managed to form a separate family with his squad and began to think that maybe he was good enough after all before his squad gets bombed and, as he lies legless dying painfully on the ground, a blue butterfly land directly on his outstretched busted hand...

Directed by Mervyn LeRoy

10/10

12. Interlude: Talk Radio

You ever wonder how we get voices in machines? I know you think it's a complicated process but I know a dude who picked up the radio in his electric fan once. Think about it.

8/10

13. Carnival

Again, this song had to grow on me but one day, while I was thinking about Gamzee for a godforsaken reason, I thought "Geez, he talks about the Dark Carnival and the Dark Carnival isn't even some of ICP's best days. What's a good song about a carnival?" Anyway, Anthony can spin a person's mind and mind around just by singing. He's wild.

80/10

14. Let Me Out

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Mavis was Vince's mother? She's not but that would be funny as well as cool. Her and Pusha T bang on the walls of this track as they rant about the politics at the time of this song. Yeah, they're talking about Trump. That car horn can't protect you forever, you orange bastard.

9/10

15. Interlude: Penthouse

Dear Penthouse: Hi. Does anyone check in on you, just you? I'm here to say I think you're important and you provide a necessary outlet for men to brag about being perverts. At least before the Youtube comment section existed.

Thanks for everything,

mytastessuck

8/10

16. Sex Murder Party

Ooooo, this track puts me in a funky mood. Like, there's a part but there's sex there...and MURDER. So you know it's an awesome party. Kick-ass, right? I know it's kick-ass. Keep dancing, people.

11/10

17. She's My Collar

Pretty sexy song. Gotta love people vauging about being used in a song. That's why we love Offspring, that's why we love Damon on his knees onstage. Hey, there was a post that said Noodle wrote this song about her girlfriend. That was an excellent post. Well done.

9/10

18. Interlude: The Elephant

I SAID GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!

8/10

19. Hallelujah Money

Ah, the technical first single. Remember when they said that they weren't going to put this song on the album? Anyway, this is exactly the song we needed after The Incident occurred. Benjamin manages to calm down an entire populace while Damon just fearfully wonders what our future will be like...and he's in the UK. This song is one long terrifying lullaby to an entire country...until the end, anyway.

75/10

20. We Got The Power

A great way to remind listeners that no matter what's happening, no matter who's in charge, we have the power change everything. An excellent message for people who were still recovering from The Incident.

10/10

21. Interlude: New World

Okay, the bonus tracks. Should be nothing special here, right? Just some B-sides and I've never shown favoritism towards B-sides, right?

8/10

22. The Apprentice

A nice song from the same Rag n' Bone Man who brought us "Human". Zebra manages to lay down some nice rhymes as Ray BLK backs them both up with the force of her voice. These guys should form a team with how well they work together. Oh, they should make a virtual band! All they need to do is find an artist...

9/10

23. Halfway To The Halfway House

A very nice song if a bit overshadowed by the others on the album. Still, Peven can't be beat when it comes to crooning and he raises a song from a solid C to a B.

8/10

24. Out of Body

This song had to grow on me also but when it did...lord, this song is weird. Hypnotic suggestions, telephone tones, the song starts then Zebra jumps in to help then who is this person?! Why are people applauding?! Who are you people?! Why are there so many crows gathering outside my house?!

60/10

25. Ticker Tape

Well well well, look who's back. Damon returns with his old friend Kali to join the accuser of the vain Carly Simon to beg us to stay on the album. Sorry Damon, but I got places to do and people to go. There's nothing you can do to convince me to stick around after how long this album already is.

9/10

26. Circle of Friendz

Huh. Seems like a riot is going on. Weird for Gorillaz to get this real. What, this guy is just going to keep saying Circle of Friendz again and again? Is this supposed to affect me? Get real. It'll take a lot more than a nice voice and implications to...

To...

...

...Maybe I should listen to the album again.

11/10

Album score: 25/10

Damn, that took a while. Shouldn't be the case next week when we cover The Now Now. See you then!

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