#no she will not

[little-pondhead]

Prompt idea:

Danny’s AND Vlad’s identities are revealed in the most stupid way possible. Someone compares a clip of Plasmius and Phantom fighting to Fenton and Masters fighting. They use the same insults no matter the persona, someone was going to catch on eventually!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #Vlad masters #vlad plasmius #the first clip is of the two ghosts duking it out in the nasty burgers parking lot #the second clip is them as humans throwing punches on the steps of the town hall #Danny always uses ‘fruitloop’ as an insult #Danny: how did you find out?? #*infodumps incredibly specific information about Vlad both as fenton and phantom* #Danny: *shocked Pikachu face* #Vlad: maybe now Maddie will want me #no #no she will not

[kg-clark-inthedark]

People I wanna know better tag meme

I was tagged by @uncontrol-freak. Thanks for the tag!! <3

Last song?

Been listening to this at least once a day lately bc I'm considering making a comic about it. Only song I've ever found that accurately represents how I feel about my body. Also just generally a beautiful masterpiece of progressive groove/death metal.

Favorite color?

Black. Though green is an extremely close second.

Currently watching?

fucking Ink Master lmao (guilty pleasure). Been on a 1-episode-a-day-over-dinner "marathon" of it with my partner for a while. Finished season 12 earlier this evening.

Last movie?

saw The Boy and the Heron in theaters like a month ago (I almost never watch movies). It was disappointing.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?

Spicy. I put cholula on everything

Relationship status?

I'm engaged! Not planning a wedding anytime soon though lmao

Current obsessions?

Eastward! Started playing it about a week ago and I've fallen head over heels. It's so cute and fun! Plus the soundtrack is incredible. Also going through a major Victorian and Edwardian clothing obsession. Currently in patient wait for my historical emporium order (that store has me by the throat). Last current obsession is local theater. Going to see Sweeney Todd later this month at our favorite playhouse! They also did an amazing production of The Exorcist in December.

Last thing you googled?

citizen sleeper 2 release date (spoiler alert there still isn't one. hahahahaha someone help)

Selfie or another pic you took?

my dramatic ass and my cat poo bear. throwback to warmer weather and leaves being on the trees :'(

I'm tagging @nsk96 and @toyfriskman but no pressure obvi

#uncontrol-freak #tag posts #will this woman ever stfu about gojia? #no #no she will not #also idk how much people liked the boy and the heron #is it a hot take to say I didn't like it?? #the main theme of that movie (acceptance/letting go) was just not executed well imo #Youtube

[i-am-her-flame]

Kitten and I had a pretty intense session yesterday. When we started I told her there was something very specific I wanted from her but I didn’t tell her what it was. I knew how to get it and I just had to be patient. Patience is not one of kittens strong suits but it is one of mine, another reason why we are so perfectly matched. I pushed her, hard. We used a new plug, she really liked the way it felt inside of her. I told her I would allow her to cum but she had to wait until I said so. After edging her for about 20 minutes we stopped so she could remove the pumps that were attached to her nipples. She was so close, I could hear the desperation and the displeasure in her tone but we needed to remove them, plus, I wanted to stop the edging because I wanted to make her torture more intense. The we continued. I was surprised that she was instantly back at the edge, ready to cum. So again, I stopped and we focused on her nipples for several minutes. I thought 5 minutes would be enough time to pull her away from the edge. I was wrong. It wasn’t as instantaneous as the prior time but she was back at the edge pretty quickly once we started again. All the while she had been begging me to let her cum and just kept reminding her that she would but she’d have to wait until I told her she could. So I came up with a fun little game to play. Fun for me anyway. I told her I would give her 30 seconds to cum and if she didn’t she’d have to wait 10 minutes. She agreed and then I started the timer. Unfortunately for kitten, she got performance anxiety and after just a few seconds I knew she wasn’t going to make it. She didn’t, so I set the timer for 10 minutes. However, I’m not a complete monster so as this was a new game I decided to be kind and reduced the time to 5 minutes. I kept reminding her how much time she had left and that she just had to wait a little longer. I counted down the last 10 seconds and when I said “cum for me”, she came instantly. It was such a powerful orgasm for her. It was like she had three orgasms in a row with just the tiniest break between them. But kitten knows I’m never satisfied and so I told her I wanted one more. By this time her poor little button was so sensitive and swollen she was close to tears. But I pressed on, undeterred. I knew what I needed to do to ensure she gave me what I wanted. We continued for nearly 10 minutes more and I’ll be honest, I was starting to lose hope that she’d be able to give me one more. But kitten is the goodest girl and just when I was getting ready to switch to something else, it happened. She came through the pain. I fucking LOVE when she cums through the pain for me. And then I said the words that were magic to her ears. I told her we were done and I comforted her in the way we both love and as soon as I said those words she cried. They were tears of relief and pain and frustration and joy and that was exactly what I meant when I told her there was something specific I wanted from her. I absolutely love when she cries after we’re done playing. It makes us both feel so close. It’s one of the most beautiful things for me. After, she asked why I didn’t cum and I told her it was because I wanted to give her all of my attention. She has had a pretty rough few weeks and I wanted to make sure she got what she needed. I know that suffering for me is the thing that makes her feel safest and grounded and I needed to give her my undivided attention. It was another special moment for us. Earlier in the session we had done something new too but that’s something I want to keep between her and I. But it was very special and I just want her to know how proud of her I was and still am 🔥

#sir speaks #no she will NOT

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

[jewfrogs]

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

#the sun is setting outside my window and she is very orangy red....sauron...? #ribbits

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

#tiddytaco #pets #cats #SHES SO UNPHOTOGENIC god bles .

[mqqqteor]

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

#loki my darling loki . shes such a smart cat but she has her moments #her entire ass was yellow #mqqq.txt

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[lorn-art]

Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

#lorn art #lorn talks #🤷‍♀️ #she was buying fish

[raskolnikovslawyer]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

#she has to make a drinkable concoction one of these days right? #like. statistically #x

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals #closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7 #dungeon meshi