#so 60% is fucking crazy

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[toxooz]

i Need to take up embroidery now rIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#walmart didnt have a starter kit and hobby lobby is closed RRRRUHHUERHRHRRRR #i was always like i love it but its simply somebody elses thing my whole life until like 1 am last night my brain unlocked #the things i could make with practice and patience i need to seeeE CONSARNIT shit would be SOOO COOL #i want to just have fun with it and be jovially shitty at it for a while until i pick up on things #ive forgotten everything ive learned throughout my life when it comes to sewing & that of the like but i feel like itll click after a while #itll definitely be a lil side hobby bc holy FUCK i dont have time to really sit down and invest atm but still #maybe my small new years resolution is get better at embroidery and see my progress bc i lov that shit #plus when im like 60+ yrs old imagine what crazy shit i could do if i start now #ANYWAY ill get to those asks eventually theres some that i simply want to draw for but brother im sniper focused on getting this damn comic #done and DONE so i might have to answer them way later tbh unless its super easy and quick to answer imma have to put off asks cause im #hellbent the comic should be done by early february

[n-agiz]

genuinely starting to think i might be going through some sort of depressive episode again but like. we're cool. we're so cool some might say we're lit

#rambles. #like i've been reading up on it and believe me ! my mom works in a hospital I KNOW we shouldn't self diagnose but like . . . some of the #stuff i've read really aligns with how i feel so it begs the question. am i depressed ? or maybe i am just crazy. maybe it's just the 60s. #or maybe i'm just a girl . . interrupted . . . #actually fuck my life i might genuinely need to seek help lmaoo

[alonetogether]

went on a doll spree with all the xmas money i got hi

#so many dolls ive been wanting showed up for great prices.. like what the fuck so glad i waited a few days and didnt just go crazy on xmas #ive been looking for that final tiana doll for over a year for a price thats not like 150+ bucks and she was up for 60 bucks #also first shadow high doll ever but shes... so preddy.. also my first myscene #sorry yall are getting my hobby rambling x

[upstartgeek]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! Rollin Hand Death Glare!!!!

#his eyes are so fucking crazy and i dont know how much of it to chalk up to this 60's color grading #mission: impossible 1966

[lesbiansanemi]

I hate working with men

#have a male coworker who has been doing his job HORRENDOUSLY wrong #to the point that everyone else is having to take HOURS of their shifts to fix what he’s fucked up #and APPRENTLY several of my coworkers have tried to talk to him about it and correct him #and he’s been getting so goddamn offended and butthurt over it and acting like he’s not doing anything wrong #(and this is important the ppl who have tried talking to him are all older women. one in her 40s one in her 50s and one in her 60s) #ONE OF WHOM IS OUR DEPARTMENT MANAGER #and I was bitching about him today #and one of them was like ‘well maybe you should try correcting him’ #and I was like why 1. not my job I’m not a manager but 2. he’s not listened to anyone else why would he listen to me #and she was like ‘well it will feel less threatening from you less like he’s getting scolded by a mom so he might take it better’ #and like. HM! WELL! #I know this is a crazy wild absolutely batshit suggestion #but when a man gets told what to do/corrected by women (who have all been doing this job SIGNIFICANTLY longer) #and his reaction to is to act like a little fucking disrespectful piss baby #WE JUST WRITE HIM UP LIKE WE WOULD ANYONE ELSE INSTEAD OF TRY TO APPEAL TO HIS FWAGIL TEENY TINY EGO #LIKE IDK SEEMS LIKE THE NORMAL COURSE OF ACTION TO ME????? #not make the androgynous goth bitch in their 20s try to correct him cuz I’m SOMEHOW less threatening #I’m read as a woman he’s gonna have the same damn reaction #I just. ugh. UGH #I fucking hate men #kaz rambles

[gouldblogger]

Reading Georges Bataille right now and my god this shit is not for the faint-hearted.

#they call it 'story of the eye' prolly because you gonna have to fucking hell bleach your eyes after reading #to the point it can gain sentience and leave to tell stories lmao #i need to fucking bleach my eyes omds aaaaaaaaaaa #and this is coming from someone who have read james ballard and watched julia ducournau. #at least bataille is writing women as some really crazy people who can act for themselves. so yippee i guess (yippee with a very loud grunt #60s french literature about to kill me #lit ramble

[lesmiserablol]

omg discovered a life hack for spending less time on my phone (it’s self destructing)

#i use it for twenty minutes and it drops 60% and is so hot it burns #the ghost touch is going crazy #it randomly stops charging while plugged in no matter what cord i use #running this iphone 8 to the fucking ground idc it’s lasted me four years already

[thegreatestheaver]

Everyday when I drive to college I drive past my old Highschool and there were a bunch of emergency vehicles there today. Some things never change♥️

#that school was . smth else #I saw blood on the floor so often I just stopped giving a fuck #OFMFMG THROWBACK TO WHEN TEO KIDS GOT IN A FIGHT AND BROKE THR GYM GLASS DOOR AND THR FLOOR WAS DRECNHED IN BLOOD ??? CRAZY #our records for fights was 5 in 3 days iirc LOL #Never me tho.. stay safe #nyanyways i have like 27 miles in Mt car and that throws a huge wrench in my plans. I should have enough to drive Ian home.. #me to the docotr .. and my sister home but #idk if I’ll have enough to ALSO drive to the store to buy some monsert (I gotta lock in rn) AND to the poast Office to Mail soup’s packidge #which means I need to wait for my mother to come home so I can steal her credit card to buy gas because guys #I’m not paying 60$ for a tank rn ion have a lot of money😭 #sob #hollowspeak

[rigels-nigels]

Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby

#op #2 of them in fact #currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up) #and getting into mechanical keyboards #i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards #which are like at least 100usd a pop #what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx #debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but #i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad #if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy #that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say) #anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later? #so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know #its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft #so useful tbh #such a pretty board too all things considered #and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which. #i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things #i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all #hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then #there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred... #and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so... #augh #i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do #anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy #hashtag adhd life

[sensitivegoblin]

Damn I need to get teased within an inch of my life so that the stress can leak out of me please

#ramble #vent #gimmetag #I'm very very tense and stressed and need a hug #I'll try answering dms and anons I've missed I'm truly sorry that I suck so bad at that #I'm just tired but I'm too afraid to sleep #I'm being melodramatic but the statement stems from truth #I feel like such a loser but tickling/sex and Fortnite are literally the only things that make me feel better #I'm too depressed to do anjghing else my dad sucks all of my energy #I need to fall into a hug and sleep pls hmu volunteers😭 #I like sleeping around awake people that's when I sleep my best #YouTube videos used to fill that hole but now I just can't stop thinking of myself as such a loser #mt dad turned 60 and hes depressed and he thinks out loud so I'm hearing really depressing stuff #and nothing I do helps so I just have to soak up his pain and somehow wanna live to see 60???? #if you heard the carousal of stuff he repeats every breath that im with him you'd go crazy too #anyway im trying to get out of my frozen state so o can take pills and masturbate and cry lmao #FUCK I NEED A REAL HUG😭

[unboundtravels]

‘ you’re just another set of bones to lay to rest . ’ ( for One )

𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬  𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 :  𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐥  — [Accepting]

@brutalage

The comment irked her to some degree, though her poker face remained impenetrable. She looked toward Savage with a disinterested look, through narrow eyes. She saw how little she thought of him. Just some crazy crackpot, he was probably thinking. She could see it in his eyes, the way he measured her up to standards he had set via his own expectations for this planet. For this world. It was here that she began to realize that Vandal Savage had not been measured against her standards... for all of the worlds she had been too. She took a sharp inhale, sitting in the chair near his fireplace... in his home... in his study. In his trophy room. She had made the great Vandal Savage and all his mansion's staff, all the kingsmen and kingshorses... look like great big fools. She should be giddy at this sort of thing. She should be excited and giggly like she usually is.

Not bored...

and yet she was. She was bored of him. He imagined he was big. This man across from her imagined that he must be the center of the universe. This man must've imagined that in the great, long, unending list of conquerers— that his name would leave an impression. It was boring. Simply boring. All due to the fact that she had seen this act done before across several civilizations and times. She knew it by heart. This disgusting ideology that only one singular being can be ruler of all. That one man can be the god-king emperor. Her eyes narrowed, as she sat lounged, leaning back in the chair within his study. Her legs were crossed over one another, her elbow resting on the armrest and her fingers covering her mouth as she stared quietly, through narrow eyes.

She must remind him of his place. 

She moved to rest both of her arms against the armrest, fingers dancing on the edge before firmly tightening. Her legs uncrossed as she braced herself to stare firmly. She took in one exhale, turning her nose up just a bit at him. Finally, she stood, and slowly. Then it happened, inch by inch... moment by moment passed... the room growing heavier, until this sudden chill ran down... the fire in the study beginning to go out.

The two were in darkness. Pale moonlight streamed through the curtains, but it was total darkness. The Doctor rested her fingers softly against her lapel, before silently and slowly... one hand sunk down to her side. She had no weapons, and yet she was prepared to shoot down Vandal Savage. Her imposing nature, her chill. Vandal Savage was not in the room with The Doctor. No. He was in the room with someone who was eldritch in their nature. Someone very old and endless. A woman who had lived much longer than him, and had seen much more. Someone who had seen the turn of the universe, and had known from the very start her place in it all. Despite knowing her fate, this figure still warped destiny to her own desires, fighting it day and night... and winning. 

The slowly growing shadow behind her choked out the pale light from the edge of the curtain. A trick the figure had picked up over her long travels: the ability to use her mind like a scalpel... and right now, her cuts were precise and methodical. Her eyes and their piercing white glow seemed to be the only other light in the room when the chill darkness snuffed everything else out... aside from, again, a few streams of moonlight from behind the curtain. She took something from her coat pocket, resting it between her fingers and caressing her thumb over it, but never taking her eyes off of Savage... keeping his locked on her...

Until she spoke...

And her voice carried her words with a weight that perhaps even not the immortal self-proclaimed king could lift. 

"You are small." 

#!!!. {in character | ic} #i. {the first doctor} #//Rip Vandal #//She was NOT having it #//SHE IS NOT PLAYING #//Gilf Hours #//My brain decided firmly. #//Timelord One. #//OOOOFFF GIRL #//FLEX THAT ELDRITCH POWER #//Because visually in the 60s era The Timelords are depicted as very omnipotent and godlike #//the first time we ever see THe Timelords they erase the villains of that story in the SNAP of their fingers. They undo a 9 part story #//FIVE FUCKING SECONDS #//It's CRAZY #//So I imagine One #//Who's the MOST in tune with her timelord lineage #//Weilds it like CRAZY #//Choking Vandal with her stare alone #//CRAZY

[sweet-milky-tea705]

My brother just said he would give me $60. If i paid for his fucking vbucks.

#he doesnt have a job or any savings bur he said once he gets a job i’ll get $60 so what the fuck ever #thats crazy though. for fortnite ??? really ?? the skin he wants is 15 bucks dude. hes crazy. #i’ll turn into a 1920s mobster if he doesnt get that to me though #but hey. free money i guess. $20 for $60 in a few months isnt bad. thats $40 extra #oh we’re twins btw. so its not like im scamming my 9 yr old little brother he’s as old as i am

[myrcenegirl]

I just don’t think I’m cut out for dating though like I’m not nice lol like can I actually put no Disney gays no marvel nerds and no swifties like is that allowed because if I went on a date with a dude who was too into marvel like if I met a dude who owned a funko pop I’d be gone that’s ground for leaving to me because I’m pretentious and insane. Anyways in my dream last night there was Godzilla and it was scary like I was in some kind of city that had water idk but like from where I was there was a body of water and then you could see more city and it was just explosion after explosion and I knew it was coming to me next and it was crazy also I had a meltdown in another dream about dating and people thinking I was straight lolaaaaah I need to be asleep :(

#I’m annoyed I played it safe yesterday and took a smaller dose #because I ended up eating fucking 60 yesterday so woo tolerance being killed again… until next week! #god this job better let up this week last week was crazy

[paradisetemporarilymisplaced]

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#god I’m so fucking bitter abt life rn #got an email from my university’s graduate school that was all ‘thank you grad students you are the backbone of our university’ #and all I could think was ‘yes we fucking know. we’ve been saying this. pay us more’ #it’s genuinely not the grad school’s fault. they’ve actually been really helpful to our cause #like they commissioned a study a year or two ago that found grad students here are criminally underpaid compared to peer institutions #(as in they’d need to raise our wages by 25% to be competitive. as I said. CRIMINALLY underpaid) #and they have been advocating for us to the board of governors and whatnot using this study as evidence #so I’m not actually mad at the grad school. it’s the university in general #all they do is say ‘grad students are key to our institution’s success’ like yes we know we’re just cheap labor #we teach like 60% of undergrad classes bc we’re cheaper than tenured faculty #I read this article that interviewed a bunch of NTT faculty at my school and they were like ‘yeah we get paid like $50-60k and can’t survive #on that in this VERY EXPENSIVE housing market’ #and I was like ‘well damn then I will no longer feel like my inability to survive on $30k is a personal failing’ #I’m at my fucking breaking point. I just need a new job #and I’ve been applying like crazy and all I’ve heard back from anyone was two rejections #I’m sure it’ll work out but it’s very hard to see that rn

[marklikely]

i think as time goes on itll be easier to like the beatles as long as we keep up the trend of younger people not liking them.

#do you know how much easier itd be to accept that they made good music and innovated quite a bit #if i wasnt constantly having them shoved down my throat as THE MOST IMPORTANT BAND TO EVER EXIST #idk from my perspective... they were active in the 60s bro if they didnt exist someone else would have made those same innovations #other people around them were innovating all over the place #and the entire british invasion (which wasnt even just them!!) was built on the forward thinking of black american artists in the 50s #so like. yeah if the beatles didnt exist music history probably wouldnt have been that crazy different #like youre telling me NOBODY else. IN THE 60S. would have made the same steps forward that the beatles did? #like you really think john was this magical being gifted with creativity that invented all these ideas out of thin air??? #no. their innovations were because they were active during THE decade of experimenting and making new moves in pop & rock. #people around them were inventing whole new genres and recording styles too smh anyway. its just so annoying. #they were just the most popular and one of the more active groups at the time so a lot of changes were credited to them #(even some of the ones that they didn't actually come up with.) #avpost #anyway. that's my rant. also they didn't even get good until bob dylan taught them to smoke weed. #i also alluded to it before but i don't think the 60s were such a time of innovation bc of them either. tired of that narrative #the beatles were not the only new band doing wildly different things in 1963 the stones crossed over at the exact same time #followed very closely by a lot of other uk bands. #plus like i said these bands were only so different bc they grew up loving black american artists' music . #so... that's the group that was actually innovating. the uk bands wereinspired by THEM. where's their flowers. #and there was tons of evolution in music during the 60s that had fuck all to do with the Beatles or rock at all. #*gestures aggressively to the invention of soul. which affected any and all pop music that came after it* #ive seen it argued that the supremes deserve just as much credit as the beatles do #but as a diehard supremes fan ill keep my opinion on that to myself since im . VERY biased.