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christopher lee being lovingly caressed might heal me

#with his MEAT HOOKS

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nothing to see here just three kings looking at each other 😁

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Re posting these for y’all!!

#lesbinian 🥹

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They deserve happiness 💛

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Doodle of abner and Sebastian because I wish they had scenes together :c

I’m currently out of ideas sorry guyzz I’ll try to come up with sumthin

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what i should say: bob got a little paint chip from riding around in my fanny pack, but it's okay! it's an easy fix once i get home!

what i am saying: Bob Caught Herpes. He Has Herpes Now.

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when i saw there's a statue of maria and captain von trap i knew i what i had to do

the mtm bodies are NOT built for leaning but i tried

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Someone give Bob Taylor a juice box STAT-

#sobbing screaming I HAVE ECTO COOLERS AT HOME 😭

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What d'you think his name is? It starts with an R

For now I'm thinking Raoul...

#i think it's rodrick #(very thick david lynch accent) rahdrick #'he looks so scared' if belushi was touching me like that i'd also be on the ledge

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i had to leave because i was getting seasick but Bob did get to see a couple minutes of Barbie

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there's something just so joyous about having a little guy you can take a funny picture of

look at his little face. he's cheesed to be here!

#bob taylor #this one's going in the tag because it's the most silly

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in other news bob taylor had a WONDERFUL trip to Costa Maya

#doll photography #this is my ides of having fun!

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Jai Courtney on the set of Suicide Squad

#they could never ever make me hate you king (and i'm talking about Jai)

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“That’s far too much maintenance for one man to be concerned about. I’m hairy, too, so yeah, occasional grooming comes into place. But no, you wouldn’t see me getting a back, sack, and crack wax. That’s too painful, surely.”

— Jai Courtney, when asked if he ever re-thinks his body hair when gearing up for roles, especially if they require cock socks and modesty pouches.

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Get a rOOM

#dast: i dont know how to pose when eve's not here 🥺 #AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE HIMSELF WHEN SHE IS!! SO WHAT NOW. #abaolutely mental...dude put that thing AWAY. there are children here!!!!