#no sex only murder

[i-give-u--stuff]

20$ BITCHES

#undertale #fanfic writing #undertale fanfiction #undertale fandom #sans undertale #sans x reader #no smut #no sex #angst #no sex only murder

[lady-corrine]

"Rhaenyra being usurped had nothing to do with misoginy and her being a woman -"

"The Greens are not only constituted by misoginystic -"

"Aegon and Rhaenyra were just as bad and neither deserved to -"

"George is writing about how Aegon and Rhaenyra were equally bad, not about how misoginy and patriarchy killed a woman and ruined her entire life -"

"Rhaenyra being murdered has nothing to do with her being a woman, nor is she sexualized even in death-"

#the faux intellectuals of this fandom completely disgust me #“you have to understand that this is about how Rhaenyra was just as bad as Aegon and how war is” - NO #this war and this usurpation and Rhaenyra's murder happened exclusively on account of her sex #her being a woman is the one and only reason the usurpation took place #and it tells me enough about your intelligence your beliefs your mental capacity your principles and you as a person how you approach this #because you're not only mysoginistic you're illiterate as well #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra i #hotd #asoiaf

[saturnsorbits]

Hot and heavy sex with FuckBoy!Sero that slowly turns into the slow, deep, hand-holding, forehead to forehead, can’t look away as you feed off of each others moans sex… Please and thank you.

#This will be my next Sero piece if it murders me…. #Want to feel him in my throat… #Hushing and looking down at you with that look in his eyes that scares him a bit… #The look that tells you this is more than just sex; that he’s giving you something more than just his cock. #Holding you like you’re a life line and basking in your body… #I feel like that man has charisma for days and yet; this love-struck unknowable depth he just doesn’t show. #Until he’s with you that is and he’s balls deep and his stomach is doing a funny thing whenever you look at him - #and it’s making it hard to focus on the way his hand is wrapped in your hair arching your back so he can fuck you from behind : #so he does the only logical thing… #He flips you over and laces your hands with his; bends one leg over his shoulder to get in just as deep and sinks in slow… #His eyes on yours; mouth lingering close enough to swallow every one of your moans… #You whine; eyes rolling back: ‘Hanta: so - so deep’ #yeah; he thinks. He fucking might be in deep. #And not just in your guts.

[t-tomuras]

I could never be a villain apologist, reading his rap sheet is all the foreplay I need

#it needs to be too because sex with no prep is the go to #like your honor the only crime of passion he committed #was murdering this pussy #oh no he still murdered those other guys but that was premeditated

[krackkokichi]

Cosmic Love (Helluva Boss AMV)

#helluva boss #helluva blitzo #stolas goetia #stolitz #helluva moxxie #helluva fizzarolli #theres more than that but im not tagging it #okay im gonna scream. i noticed a couple errors so i tried to fix the post only for tungle to glitch out and delete it #anyway im mostly uploading this to watch it on my phone lmao but i decided to revisit my amv roots since i was in my feels and #i was already editing this when the music video dropped so it was great timing. also i made this partially out of spite for the anti fandom #look at that. no murder or sex. or nothing substantial at least. anyway im done here. tumblr sucks ass. i would have been in bed an hour ag #and i lost my notes in the previous version. oh well... i value fixing the timing errors more

[acebean]

#my post #polls #tv #tv shows #omitb #spn #supernatural #tiny pretty things #loki #marvel #daredevil #sex education #only murders in the building #manifest

[mannyblacque]

Only Murders In The Building S3 E7 "CoBro"

The return of Theo Dimas!

Also, did everyone catch that Anchorman easter egg? Sex Panther!

#only murders in the building #omitb s3 #sex panther #paul rudd #anchorman #omitb #omitb season 3 #omitb spoilers #theo dimas #james caverly #deaf representation #only murders hulu #only murders season 3 #only murders s3 #only murders spoilers #who killed ben glenroy? #cobro

[absurdist-void]

I don’t find Astarion romantically attractive because my urge to protect his stupid ass is too strong. I feel like I’m wrangling an evil toddler and teaching him how to tie his shoes without killing.

#bg3 #so having my durge romance him is me saying oh honey… over and over #I feel like the only emotionally mature companions are karlach and halsin #but Karlach has no content and halsin starts talking about how being held against his will has a sex slave was kind of hot #murdered by bad writing #Wyll is kind of just there #no rizz Wyll looking like I killed his granmother because I don’t want to dance

[the-acid-pear]

I hate vagueposting in fandom give me a direct link and a list of reasons why I'd be as upset as you

#luly talks #like i saw someone complain about mischaracterization like brother. please link me bc im not even finding content myself #also i saw them fandom being obvs dayshift go that's too crude!! over characterization and now im like insanely curious #bc. like. have. have we played the same games? #have you seen the words that leave the mouth of those men. #like what DID you fucking see that's too crude??? #like if we're complaining about mischaracterization then the goal should be to stick to canon and they're fucking. #bad sentence ender they're havign sex but they're just fucking nuts. #in fact the fandom cuts a lot of slack from these ppl A #JACK ESPECIALLY the things this guy has said not only in 1 but also in 3 #flipside dave voice i know we're child murderers and all but that's messed up. that's all im saying #ngl i was trying to find the original picture to quote it accurately but instead i found me and blood comparing randy to purps #when i was doing his bad route #i miss randy I'd go torture him again today #WAIT I FORGOT HE ATE CAR KEYS WHY DID HE DO THAT. #i need to go back to that man he's. #do dissectable #top 10 guys I'd cannibalize and then catch an illness from #sorry i got super off topic

[dramarants]

it's telling the way ttj smiled at lss after their last night together in his dream, not a single drop of bittersweetness or regret or mourning for what could be, he is fully content knowing that though his end is near, he has faith in his choice and that some part of lss still loves him despite everything in the world outside. that man is truly at peace with it all and, somehow, I gotta be too

#till the end of the moon #tteotm #spoilers #ranting #I'm gonna need someone to gif him kissing across her face while she cried bc it fr wrecked me #also when it looks like he'll kiss her neck but instead drags his nose back across her cheek breathing her in & it's somehow WORSE #this once resentful dejected man both fought fate and accepted destiny with selflessness and all ultimately bc of love 😭 #god maybe sex even affirmed his choice - it's not only his master's order but the only way to save her and the world she cares for #like after his awe at her initiative he relishes the opportunity to shower her with affection & clearly takes pleasure from it himself #if anything he's a lil too satisfied that she can revisit these memories: proof of their hearts & ending with a bang (🙊) job well done LMAO #and maybe believing that next time she visits she won't be so conflicted bc she'll finally know the whole truth #UGH I love my early episodes murder twink but ttj's journey is one for the history books too

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

seeing people shipping Negan and Maggie: excuse me, I have to- (projectile vomiting)

seeing people shipping Negan and Rick: hey, Picasso. I like it

#like at least with Negan and Rick there was a LOT of very gay stuff said between them #Negan literally dragged Rick around on his knees and seemed amused by making Rick cry #that is only two steps away from having sex #the other one is .... dear god #when people say that Negan is like baby Hershel's 'step father' it makes me wanna drink bleach #if murdering the bio dad before the kid is born is the first act in becoming a step father then a LOT of people are doing it wrong #and no you can't point at Rick because I do genuinely believe there is an argument for Judith being Rick's biological kid #I think it is supposed to be ambiguous if Judith is Rick or Shane's #like god #anti negan #the walking dead #sundrop speaks #twd

[wecanbeperfect]

FAITH BEFORE THE FLOOD

Hebrews 11:7 By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith.

#Get rid of IDOLS #There shall be no other Gods #Honour your parents #Thou shalt not kill #Anger commits murder in the heart #Sex only in marriage #if you look and lust after a Woman #In your heart you have sex with her #A More Perfect Tabernacle #Jesus Christ #The Son of God #Glory to The Father #God #Youtube

[cytryndor]

okay but if matthew broderick is like a real person in the only murders world, then who tf was max bialystock in the obc of the producers

#teddy dimas two times tony award winning actor #also oliver having sex dreams about mr broderick??? 🤨🤨 someone might get jealous #oliver must be like nathan lane???? more like nathan lame lol never heard of him #oliver putnam #teddy dimas #matthew broderick #nathan lane #olited #only murders hulu #the producers #a natalia original™

[kafkaesqueer]

Yellowjackets is a romcom if you watch it right

#yes there are horrors #and cannibalism #and murder #but they're only subplots #the actual plot is dykes obsessing over each other #and friendship #killing and eating each other is just an allegory for lesbian sex #yellowjackets #romcom #yj

[crouchbearqrin]

#polls #tumblr polls #tv shows #derry girls #fleabag #sex education #the marvelous mrs. maisel #ted lasso #only murders in the building #cobra kai #barry #schitts creek

[majormeilani]

people who make a big deal about how all the media they like is so Mature and Adult are so annoying because literally nobody asked and nobody cares lmfao

#''i only like media with mature themes and murder and sex!!! 😈 im so much cooler than all you losers'' i literally don't give a fuck