the funniest scene of only murders in the building has to be when they announce that a very vanilla and average actress is coming to audition and meryl fucking streep walks in
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Which of the Pickwick triplets do you think did it? The blonde, the brunette, or the shoe? 🤔
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actually obsessed with loretta durkin, am I a lorettie??
also stream look for the light wherever you get your music!!
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Okay, finding out the only reason Ben was late because he bought everyone gifts that he made from the sweet old ladies was to emotional for me. 😭
(I also think Donna just poison Ben, she didn’t push him. Somebody else did.)
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you know who’d love girl dinner? oliver putnam. dips for life, baby!
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The UNINTERRUPTED VERSION
Meryl Streep and Ashley Park
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Them bringing Meryl Streep as an unsuccessful actress is actually hilarious
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I just had the thought...what if Theo asks Mabel to move into 6B so that she can stay in the Arconia and he can have some company/a designated emergency contact while Teddy is in prison? (Assuming I haven't overlooked/forgotten a canon confirmation that the Dimases have permanently moved out, or if they have, if that Theo can't simply sign a new lease for it . Or even move into Sting/Amy Schumer/Ben's old place. Just accept it for the sake of the bit).
Theo and Mabel being roommates (oh my god, they'd be roommates). They'd have their own rooms in the apartment and would respect each other's space, but would undoubtedly spend even more casual time together than they're implied to already do.
It would all start out very platonic, of course. Share a takeout meal once or twice a week (and when the takeout is from Dimas wraps, they'll send the leftover dips to Oliver). Watch a movie together (with closed captioning of course) on Friday nights. Go off into their respective bedrooms and try not think too much about all the times their hands accidentally brushed when they reached for popcorn at the same time.
But how long could they realistically have expected it to stay platonic? When Theo is constantly, intensely watching Mabel's pretty mouth so he can read her lips? When Mabel is equally focused on the rapid movement of Theo's hands as he teaches her new ASL words and allowing her mind to wander in imagination of what exactly those powerful-yet-fluid hands might be capable of in other contexts?
Someday, there will be a terrible wonderful misunderstanding due to the language barrier between them. He'll misread her lips in some crucial way or she'll accidentally say something extremely suggestive in ASL. And then suddenly their lips are meeting and their hands are all over each other. They are communicating, connected in an entirely new way and it's perfect.
And then...flash-forward a couple years, Mabel in wedding dress photos.
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I’m watching season 3 of Only Murders in the Building and I think everyone who wants one deserves a nice Arconia-esque apartment in the city and two quirky older friends who you can go to a nearby cafe with everyday to talk about the latest.
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