hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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has this been done yet
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You think being dumped by text is hard? Imagine being one of the Tenth Doctor's exes (or not-quite-exes, we're counting brutal platonic break-ups here too).
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i love you john watson i love you stephen strange i love you hawkeye pierce i love you merlin i love you peter petrelli i love you steven universe i love you leonard "bones" mccoy i love you magnus chase i love you kaladin stormblessed i love you action men who are healers
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