#neymessi au

[mountinez]

la casa de papel (money heist) neymessi au, but where la scaloneta are the robbers and brazil nt the cops trying to catch them;

#neymessi #fic ideas #neymessi au #argentina nt #brazil nt #neymar r #lionel messi #rodrigo de paul #lichantony #julienzo #money heist

[bettercostume]

happy ao3 is down but we are dealing, here's some neymessi star wars au

Being assigned a padawan had been a surprise, especially since the high council preferred to pretend Leo didn’t exist outside of high-casualty battle situations. 

“I’m Ney,” the boy said.The shape of the man he would be was clear in his body already. Taller than Leo and confident, tight curls just so, brown skin a clean contrast against the crisp white robes of an initiate. 

“Uh, Leo,” Leo said. 

“Wizard,” Ney said, flashing a grin. Leo looked away.

He muscled through the padawan braid, Ney kneeling on the hard stone. The temple rang with the presence of force-sensitives, high ceiling gathering clouds of excitement and fear. The whole place was as Leo remembered it, a mixture of vast and abrupt, the long ramp up through the columns lending a familiar ache to his calves as they climbed. The ceremony was exactly the same as his own had been. His hands shook, fumbling the thread.

This was the point, really, to tie you into generations of jedi that came before, but Leo had been alone for years and being back among the temple crowds, the bright hope in the force, was unbearable. The clean arch of Neymar’s neck, bent under Leo’s hands, seemed obscene. 

Leo felt a headache building. Neymar, for his part, seemed unbothered by the surge of raw, unchecked emotions.  He must be barely sensitive, Leo thought, watching Neymar wink at a Togrutan girl and then stick his hand out to her master to shake. It was a blessing. They had many long months of meditation and rock levitation in front of them; if they were lucky, Neymar would escape out from under his master's reputation and be placed somewhere safe and far away from the frontlines. He made Master Ploo laugh and Leo thought, maybe he’d do well in the archives. It made no sense to have been assigned to Leo, who was considered a war criminal on several planets. Maybe it was a punishment. He was bad at discerning that sort of thing until the blow landed.

“So now what?” 

Leo looked around their shared quarters, sparse and worn at the edges, the dusty gray of ground-down stone. He had a single bag that looked as tired as the rest of him, patched at one end with the durafiber that the clones used for their base wear. Neymar had a brightly woven carry-all that practically glowed in comparison. 

Better to get it over with quickly. 

“Follow me,” Leo said. 

The halls were still full but the excitement had died somewhat, fading into the bright, low hum that Leo remembered from his youth as the very fabric of the jedi order. It lifted his spirits somewhat. He had kept his own force signature tamped down from the moment he landed on Coruscant, and was doing the jedi equivalent of tiptoeing through the halls with a blindfold and earplugs in--still, he saw some of the more senior jedi stiffen as he approached and herd their charges away, felt a spike of fear break through his shields.

“So you grew up here?”

Leo started, and then realized Ney was of course speaking to him.

“Yes. From age 8,” he said. 

“Wow,” Ney whistled. “That’s mad young.”

“My creche mates joined at 3 or four,” Leo said. “I was considered old.” 

“So what does that make me, at 17?”

“Ancient,” Leo said. Neymar laughed. 

“Hey, late bloomer,” Ney said. “Or at least, that’s what Master Be’Karr said when she recruited me.”

Neymar paused to peer into an arch as they passed, where a gaggle of youth were sitting in silence several feet off the floor. He waved to one, and then jogged back into step with Leo.

“I thought she was gonna be my Master, actually,” Ney said. “You know she stayed with my parents during the siege?”

“I didn’t,” Leo said. Be’Karr had already been a Knight when he’d been in the temple. She was hard to miss with the horns and the tattoos. All the padawans gossiped about her: she liked fast speeders, she practiced blind bareknuckle boxing, she had killed someone on one of the slave trading outposts in Huttese space. She came over for drinks with Dinho once, contained and cool in contrast to his contagious, building energy, throwing back shots with just the hint of a smile, the peep of a yellow fang. He’d watched her leave, tucked behind a wall in his pajamas, as secret as any stolen glance could be when you lived with force-sensitives. She’d deftly put her wrap-shoes on without losing her balance despite the litres of unsynthesized Jaddan grain alcohol she had put away over the course of the evening. The wink she’d sent his way just before the door closed had stuck with him, the potency of it unblemished so many years later.  

Leo must be quite the disappointment in comparison.

“Yeah, she and the 601 stayed in the cliffs with us. She helped repair our balcony when it was all over,” Neymar said, distilling a 3-month offensive into an inconvenience the size of a seasonal dust storm. “You know what she said before she left?”

“What?” Leo asked, duitifully. 

“She said she’d sensed me across the planet and wasn’t about to leave without me.”

Leo tried to imagine saying the same thing to Neymar and failed.

“You joined because of her?”

“Nah,” Neymar said. “I joined because of my sister.”

“Is she…” 

“She’s alive. But we’re—our planet is kind of a mess,” Neymar said. “We’re a moon for what used to be a prison planet, you know. Nobody knows we exist.” 

Leo looked over at him as they walked. Neymar strode with his chest forward and an ease in his limbs that belied combat experience. He really still seemed so young.

“Is this your first time offworld?”

“Yeah,” Neymar said. “So far it’s good, but we’ll see. But yeah, do you know why Master Be’Karr like, turned me down?”

He said it lightly, but Leo felt the disappointment. 

“We don’t decide,” Leo said. “The council matches each padawan with a jedi they believe can teach them the most.”

Neymar thought this over as they continued onward, winding up to the drop-off over the practice ground. Leo felt his emotions settle with alarming quickness into something fond and warm. When he looked at the young man, Neymar was smiling at him. It was genuine. "Then you must be who I need the most," Neymar said. The cannibalization of the phrase, reversed and more intimate, made Leo stumble. "You must be even better than Master Be'Karr."

"I have the most experience on the front," Leo said, mumbling. "That's all."

#star wars au #neymessi #lmaooooo welp

[messifangirl]

Made by the fabulous @glamorousxoxo1 years ago...

No better time to post it.

Orange is the New Blaugrana is finally finished. 149k. Should have gone for 150 haha. Thanks to everyone, hope you like the long-awaited ending.

#submission #oitnb #football fandom #football rpf #football fanfiction #neymessi #fic #my fic #writing #lionel messi #neymar #prison au #it's been 84 years #literally it's been 2 years #now complete #can you believe

[seedlessmuffins]

post the current first sentence(s) of your wips!

tagged by my incredible friend @leclesbian, thank you so much nikka you are truly a treasure! i am tagging @white-light-on-my-prism and @bettercostume, feel free to ignore though!

the morning after (buenos dias) (kunessi)

Kun came to consciousness slowly, taking note of the light cotton sheets pulled up to his chest and the strong arm holding his waist as he buried his nose deeper into the pillow. He scrunched his eyes closed before he opened them, blinking quickly to let his eyes adjust to the soft sunlight streaming in through the window. Kun closed his eyes briefly again before quickly checking the time and turning over in bed with a quiet sigh, towards the warm body next to him.

2. tales from under rattlesnake island (neymessi)

Neymar barely had time to flip the switch to change the light on his island to green as he raced out from his grotto. Apologizing to Luis, who angrily rattled his tail at Neymar's lack of tact from the surface, he swam towards the centre of his lake, so close to the bottom that his tail kicked up sand as he went. As he got closer to his destination he began to hear low rumbles, and he rolled his eyes to himself. As was customary during the mid-afternoon lull, Leo had fallen asleep.

3. kismet (neymessi) ok i know this isn't a wip but i'm so proud of it so!

Neymar was confident in his football ability, he truly was. After being subbed on just after halftime in this match, however, he was starting to doubt the “wonder kid” label that everyone seemed to attach to his name during his time at Santos. He had been doing the best he could to find the space and open up play, but it seemed every time that Argentina got the ball, it was passed to number 19 who played like he was born with a ball at his feet. Neymar was used to impressing commentators and opposing teams with his stepovers, but number 19 drove the ball down the pitch with a singular focus that was unmatched by any player Neymar had seen before. He wondered where on Earth Argentina had been hiding this player, who despite his size played like a god of the pitch. 

#i do not have many lol this is everything i've written! #the ogopogo x mermaid princess neymessi au is my current obsession even though the kunessi one had been in my drafts for soooo long #k.writes #tag games! #nikka ☕

[s-neymessi]

oh...neymessi evangelion au... kawoshin... messi kaworu... ney shinji... oh....

#neymessi #au idea #thoughts #its my favorite anime

[derangedratposting]

THE NEYMESSI EGGS ARE REAL.

(this is so goofy 😭)

#neymessi egg au just dropped #neymajr #neymar #neymessi #lionel messi #messi #leo messi

[kskssu]

childhood friends neymessi au

for you @lioneymessilva 💛

to be honest i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since i saw it on your blog

#my art <3 #someone please write a fic #these two babies are just so adorable #my heart can't take it #neymessi #baby neymessi #neymar #leo messi

[mountinez]

today i woke up thinking about a neymessi narcos au

#if americans stereotype us in a daily basis why can't i in a fic? #neymessi au #narcos #neymessi #fanfics #south america #well yeah i'm brazilian not colombian but wagner moura is also brazilian and played pablo escobar

[bettercostume]

GET LOUD SHAKE IT FROM THE WAIST DOWN

Neymar couldn’t give less of a shit about their PR and Legal team’s approval, especially since he was finally getting what childhood Ney had dreamed of: unfettered backstage access to Lionel Messi. 

fdnskfdjskfsdkj here comes the chapter update

#neymessi fic #marriage au

[kevjrr]

Title: You Came

Pairing: Neymessi (Neymar jr and Lionel Messi )

Summary: An au where Leo is a politician while Neymar is a thief and they’re in love. Spoiler alert: Ney wears a dress!

Tags: fluff, a tiny bit explicit

A/n: credit to everyone who talked about eating the rich on my dash, y’all inspired me to write this!

Third person’s POV

Leo wanders around the gigantic room, his eyes scanning each and every faces. Searching for him, for the only reason he was here in the middle of a party full of millionaires and billionaires alike sipping on their expensive wine and pretending to be saints.

He hates charity galas, the people attending rarely ever did it with pure intentions. He prefers to simply donate to the causes and do regular check ups to see if they need more of anything. Only one person can make him willingly step into this suffocating, loud room and force him to mingle with these snakes.

Leo finally sees him and his breath hitches. The younger man looks up as if sensing his gaze and smiles that cocky smile of his. He is too far to see but he can imagine those brown-green eyes shining in mischief. The man beckons towards the back door before walking towards it himself. Not forgetting to give the people he was previously talking to a charming smile.

Try as he might, the Argentine cannot move from his spot as he stares at Neymar whose long, curly black hair -a wig definitely- bounces against his shoulder blades and his red gown hugs his curves in the most deliciously obscene way possible. To make things worse -better-? It’s backless.

Leo gulps.

Is Ney trying to kill him? He has seen the younger man in all kinds of disguises but this one is a first. He already knew Neymar would look divine in anything he wears but this? This is beyond divine. Leo wishes he could worship the younger man the way he deserves but much to his frustration, they do not have the time right now.

He waves dismissively at the waiter walking in his direction and quickly follows Neymar when the latter turns around to look right at him. The smug Brazilian clearly knowing the effect his current attire is having on Leo.

He successfully weaves his way out of the crowdy room without drawing any unwanted attention. When he opens the door a hand yanks on his tie, pulling him inside and slamming him against the nearest wall.

Leo barely has time to catch his breath when Neymar kisses him and unlike his earlier aggressiveness, the kiss is nothing but sweet. It almost feels like a greeting and for a moment, Leo allows himself to dream of a world where Ney would kiss him just like this in the morning when he wakes up and and every evening when he returns from work.

He dreams that he is in his house with his bag still in his hand and Ney has just awoken from his nap -that he usually takes after his to welcome him home.

He cards his fingers through those silky locks and pulls him even closer, locking away the sound that leaves Neymar’s mouth in his memories.

A part of him adores how the Brazilian looks with long hair -he wishes he could take a picture so that he never forgets the sight- but another part wants it to be his natural curls that Leo is stroking and pulling at. However it does not matter, he thinks, as he lowers one of his hands and places it on the younger man’s slender waist, squeezing it. He loves the way the soft material of the gown feels against his palm. It is so thin that Leo is sure Neymar can feel the warmth of his touch.

They reluctantly pull away for air and the older man’s breath hitches again when he opens his eyes. Neymar is wearing make-up, clearly to sell whatever persona he has chosen this time perfectly. It’s not too heavy; smoky eyes in shades of gunmetal with eyeliner, a little bit of mascara, blush on his cheeks and red lipstick.

Leo stares and stares, not being able to tear his eyes away from the jaw-droppingly beautiful man.

Neymar licks his lips, not hesitating to do his fair share of staring as well. The eldest makes for a breathtaking sight in his back suit with an intricate floral design on his jacket.

“You came.” He says, fiddling with a gold chain that Leo has no doubt he has stolen from one of the ladies he had been talking to earlier.

“You know I will buy you anything you want, don’t you? You only have to ask.”

“But where is the fun in that, Leo?” Neymar grins, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

The older man’s lips involuntarily curl up and he recites the three words that the other never fails to tell him whenever he says anything about his profession. His ‘motto’ as he likes to call it.

“Eat the rich. Yes, I know.”

Neymar’s grin widens and he chuckles, tipping his head forward to rest it against Leo’s shoulder. “You came.” He repeats, his voice as always carrying a surprised undertone as if Leo has ever rejected him. The former aches to punish those who have put this crippling self-doubt in his mind.

“You asked me to, cariño.” He replies, wrapping his arms around Ney's waist, pulling him towards his chest. His thumbs drawing random patterns on the bare skin of his back, enjoying the way Neymar shudders.

He feels more than sees the youngest smile.

“I love you.” Ney whispers, pressing a soft kiss on the older man’s collarbone before hugging him back tightly.

“I love you too.” The Argentine whispers back, wishing he could shout it to him instead so that everyone hears.

Leo is going to make this man his in front of the world one day. He does not care that Neymar is a thief, a con-artist or whatever else the world calls him and that he, himself, is a politician.

He’ll write new laws before he lets him slip through his fingers.

#neymessi #football fic #neymar #leo messi #neymessi fic

[messifangirl]

Have you read 'How to tame a small Mafia man's? It's a neymessi fic and it is so hilarious to read. I've re-read it a few times over the years and the humour hits hard every single time. Even though it's a bottom!ney fic, I think you might still enjoy it a lot

Yes! Fantastic au! Juliet was writing that story about the same time I started writing OITNB and we were very good fic friends :) I like to break Leo fic up into different eras and she was one of the pillars of the 2015 fandom. She was a huge Neymessi fan and I can't recommend her fics enough. I think she moved into Kpop fic after her football era and looks like to have continued writing for that fandom. Anyone who hasn't read her works should check them out, in particular:

How to tame a small mafia man by rmonolisa

Leo as a mafia man, obviously lol, Ney as a clueless idiot. The two of them are ridiculous together with Leo being emotionally constipated while always saving the day and Ney being determined to get himself killed in a variety of ways. Incredibly funny, just the right amount of angst, and the Barca/Argentine/Brazil ensemble are all written to perfection.

Rating: M, pairing: Leo/Ney, words: 66k, status: complete (with two short sequels)

Give me half of forever by rmonolisa

There are a smattering of soulmate/soulmark fic in football fandom and this is one of the best ones. Neymar's mark says Lionel Messi, and he realizes he has to hide that when he finds out Leo doesn't have a mark saying Neymar. Cue the emotional turmoil.

Rating: M, pairing: Leo/Ney, words 11k, status: complete

Il suffirait de presque rien by rmonolisa

This is an age-flipped AU with Neymar living next door to teenager Leo. Ney struggles with his attraction to Leo while at the same time Leo suffers through the same things all teenage boys do. This is a terribly worded rec for this fic so just trust me that it's a good read.

Rating: E, pairing: Leo/Ney, words: 30k, status: complete

L'imposture by rmonolisa

This is her most popular Neymessi fic. Leo sends an 'i like you' text to Neymar by mistake and then when Ney responds the same, decides he just has to go along with it. Angsty as fuck. Leo's an idiot. Ney's adorable.

Rating: M, pairing: Leo/Ney, words: 58k, status: complete

#fic rec #football fandom #football fanfiction #football rpf #neymessi #neymar #lionel messi #i hope everybody is enjoying all these fic recs please remember to feed your authors #i could rec things for days this fandom is so full of wonderful stories

[seedlessmuffins]

tagged by my lovely lovely friends @mebiselfandi @leclesbian and @neysdoll, thank you all so much for tagging me! i'm sorry this took me so long!

currently reading: doing the classic k rotation of books, currently it is daisy jones & the six (taylor jenkins reid), gone (michael grant), and why we swim (bonnie tsui)! i need to have a fiction book, a non-fiction book, and a nostalgic book (i would say kids book but more like book i read as a kid) ongoing at all times! all rereads because i love them and the new books i want to read are currently on hold at the library

favourite colour: orange and blue!! something about oranges and the ocean and poetry etc etc

last song: head over heels by tears for fears!! i think i've officially exited my hurts me by tory lanez era and 80s pop is calling to me (by that i mean this one song)

last movie: omg i haven't watched a movie in so long i legitimately cannot remember this is so embarrassing jeez. a movie i plan to watch is la la land, which i am going to watch tonight!! it is one of my favs

sweet/spicy/savoury: yes, but not too sweet/i am slowly working on building my spice tolerance but generally i like spicy things/yes always to savoury!!

currently working on: working slowly on my reading goal for this year and updating my bullet journal for july, but in terms of fanfic i am writing a neymessi au where ney is a mermaid princess and leo is the ogopogo (the loch ness monster of lake okanagan, a lake in british columbia which i go to every summer!)

i'm tagging @liverpool-enjoyer @stargarland @sunofmoon and @white-light-on-my-prism! i think everyone else has done this because i am so late, but if you haven't and want to please tag me!

#i'm literally always so late to these i'm so so sorry guys #tag games! #also if anyone wants a summary of the neymessi au please lmk #i would love love love to talk about it but it is nowhere near done yet #nikka ☕ #mon chouchou 🫶 #val 💍

[le010n11]

Neymessi Spy Au!¡

𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺.

“Nice suit.” He grinned, reaching out for the other's tie and adjusting it, smoothing down their front. Eyes glowing as if he wasn't about to be killed three seconds ago on the hands of the man in front of him. “You look horrendous. Who wears a red suit to a charity event?”

“I don't give two shits about your opinion, I don't even want to work with you.„ The younger rolled his eyes, he knew no matter how hard he tried to be friendly and nice to the other man , it would all go in vain.

“Well sweetheart, you're just gonna have to adjust.”

𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴

𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

#an idea that came to mind #too lazy to write it 😞 #spy Neymar spy messi? so hot #i will do anything for someone to write this #neymessi #leo messi #neymar #messi #neymar jr #lionel messi #football #psg #neymessi fic #le010n11

[mebiselfandi]

Post the current first sentence(s) of your wips

Tagged by the wonderful @leclesbian thanks babe 💕

1. Luis had always prided himself on how well he knew his best friends. It was a given of course. Being Europe's unbeatable triple threat tended to link you in ways you didn’t think possible.

From my Neymessi/MSN 5+1 fic which I’m waiting to post next week

2. “You can’t love someone forever.”

“Yes you can…I’ll love you forever,” Leo looked at him skeptically, “until my heart stops beating…maybe even after then.” He added with a wink.

Okay this one was meant for someone’s birthday but I didn’t manage to finish it and it’s still under heavy construction. Also it’s kunessi

3. Maybe there was a part inside of him that knew beforehand what it felt like. Fragments of emotions he chose to remain willfully ignorant towards. He didn’t notice until it was too late. Not until they began to splinter in his heart; cut him down atrium by atrium, tendon by tendon. Flowing inside him like beacons of destruction.

Part 2 of my Neymessi angst/internalized homophobia fic which I feel I butchered deeply but decided to continue anyways by popular demand. I’m not too set on this start and feel it’s a bit…intense.

4. I’d often thought about all the times I’d kneeled in front of my bed hands clasped together and knees aching from the weight of my problems. Face turned to the sky, I’d felt indifferent to it. Prayers lisped down a dead line. Only the shadows that invaded my space were privy to my desperate pleas. But here, kneeled before her, I found my religion. In the feel of her blood drying crimson under my nails.

Lesbian Neymessi AU written in 1st person which I am only writing for my discord(and probably won’t even show them) cause I’m shy about it✌️

I’m tagging @white-light-on-my-prism @kevjrr @neysdoll and @stargarland . Idk who else to tag cause Nikka already tagged all the writers I know. Also no pressure to play🫂🫶

#putting my Neymessi writing on pause for the next few days cause Neymar’s a clown and I wanna beat him with a clog😒 #tag games

[mountinez]

thinking about a neymessi scott pilgrim vs. the world au. where ney is the "scott" who has to fight the "seven evil exes"

#neymessi #neymessi au #fics #scott pilgrim vs the world

[sunofmoon]

Please link that neymessi fic with ney waking up in a au

hiii anon!!

the fanfic is in spanish but nothing the translator can't help u with if u don't understand the language

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46802095/chapters/117883195

good read <3

#asks anon #anon asks #neymessi #neymessi fics #neymessi fanfic