#neener

[maristad]

There are some moments where my daughter makes my heart just weep.

We were watching a video of an elderly woman dress shopping with her family and it stated that the woman didn't feel pretty anymore so they took her to find a dress.

Lina's response to it was, "why doesn't she feel pretty anymore? Everyone should feel that way.."

I tried to tell her that there are some days we just don't feel pretty and she looked at me with a stern face and goes "but everyone is pretty all the time"

My heart cannot handle how absolutely pure my kid is 😭

#mari's post #neener #sweet heart #pure moment

[dredreadsdrawing]

Neener the Jesting

Size: 56 cm

Extra: Neener is the seventh clown made of the 42 overall. He is an erratic jester with boredom issues. He was given to the most prominent judge of the nation with a note that he should be able to 'help her liven up.' She has kept him around and largely ignores him as she goes about her work. His ongoing goal is to get his owner to laugh... but it's hard when he's not given the time or day. Still, he continues to be a nuisance that she surprisingly doesn't want to get rid of.

His smile is seemingly permanent. He has stated multiple times that it hurts him when he tries to frown.

#neener #clowns #ptf #playing the fools #clown oc #oc clown #clown #clowncore #clown boy #toy clown #toys #dark fantasy #toys come alive #jester #jester oc #toy jester #jester boy

[etakeh]

I bet this stirred up some ire.

This is from a Guardian article about a woman who was rescued from a river. Cool story, but this part...made me smile.

Make it known, in this subtle way, that Christianity isn't the ubiquitous quantity we've been led to believe.

#I choose to believe it's the only reason the author bothered putting in rando comments #so they could just #poke the bear a little #christianity #news #religion #neener

[colleendoran]

I don't know who made this, but obviously some clever person in Good Omens fandom did, and I like it.

#good omens #good omens graphic novel #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #dunmanifestin #neener neener

[anisaanisa]

Ah. Still safe. Perfect ☆

#neener neener #my edit #spare change #shippo #inuyasha #manga #manga cap #manga edit #inuyasha manga #inuyasha edit #犬夜叉 #shounen #animanga #rumiko takahashi #inuyasha chapter 29 #inuyasha volume 4 #anisa reads inuyasha

[mercurialmalcontent]

Apropos of nothing...

#the op of that other post whined in the notes about people not playing along being like the kids on the playground who god moded #no sir you're the kid on the playground who roped other kids into your game whether they liked it or not #to you i say: NEENER NEENER #now leave me alone.

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Napoléon I de France | Napoléon Bonaparte/Arthur Wellesley 1st Duke of Wellington, mentions of past Napoleon/Josephine Characters: Napoléon I de France | Napoléon Bonaparte, Arthur Wellesley 1st Duke of Wellington, Canova's Statue of Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker, Napoleon's bees Additional Tags: melodramatic middle aged men, some quarreling about legacy and honour and all that, do they care for each other?? they don't know!!, are they idiots? yes, brief description of battle field violence Summary:

A request for an updated version of the Canova Statue Discussion was made on tumblr. So, have another iteration of Napoleon and Wellington discussing the arrival and location of the (in)famous Canova state of Napoleon as Mars the Peace Maker.

Arthur was attempting to be mindful. Napoleon is having none of it.

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Obligatory Excerpt: 

The something-of-a-shock, though, is that the statue has reappeared in his life. Miserable, miserable. Horrid, horrid. Atrocious, even. But here he is, facing that ghost of his past called Empire.

The world swelters. August afternoon sun bathes the garden of his house in Woodford, merely let to him since the damnable men of the British government will not allow him the personal pride of ownership. Wellesley, one of the many damnable men on this island (there are many damnable men. Napoleon keeps a list in his head. Bertrand has them written down. Montholon has sent them all to the devil verbally), drinks his tea as a bee bumbles past them towards its hive at the back of the garden.

Napoleon has not said a word since Wellesley told him: I’ve received something you might have some views on. That statue by Canova of you as Mars the Peacemaker.

Wellesley sets his cup aside, pursing lips. ‘I don’t know what you wish me to say.’

Napoleon lifts an eyebrow. They are both in clothes of countryside gentlemen at leisure—though Napoleon is in blues and Wellesley is in green and brown. He had been out riding before coming to see the Imperial household.

‘Well?’ the cursed man prompts. ‘Don’t sulk at me—’

‘I am hardly sulking, Wellesley. I’m thinking.’

‘It was a gift from the Prince Regent.’

‘Christ’s blood, of course it was.’

‘Well I would hardly choose it myself,’ Wellesley counters. ‘Give me some sense of decorum and taste.’

Which could mean anything. Napoleon pours himself a second coffee. This is how they take tea in the garden whenever Wellesley comes up from Town: a pot of coffee, a pot of tea, they war over the cured fruits and soft bread. Afterwards, they might take a walk or go for a ride. Drive Lowe up the wall with how fast and loose they are with the Rules. Though, since the Prince of Waterloo (sneered with greatest resentment when Napoleon thinks on the nick-name) is present, Napoleon’s gaoler can hardly complain.

But today all of that is off.

These men are very normal about everything, including each other! Napoleon calls Arthur by his surname not at all out of a desire to be the most obnoxious person in England! He’s not petty nor passive aggresive!

for @lordansketil

#napoleon bonaparte #arthur wellesley #duke of wellington #writing #woodford #napolington #you won't use my title so I won't use yours! neener neener neener #<- something Napoleon would never do

[lux-scriptum]

#illegal posting at midnight neener neener #polls #lol #shitposting #amara #cadoc #fun fact I dont actually know #wait i think i do nvm

[amischiefofmice]

i wrote even more words look at that like 10k words wow dang

go put my words in your eyeballs

OK SOME SERIOUS TYPING

so like. Astarion's whole arc is really how you as the player can befriend the SHIT out of him and even romance him enough he starts dealing with things instead of just wanting to cause the world as much harm as he received

so like what if that person then wasn't there anymore? shit you mean he's gotta keep recovering ON HIS OWN NOW? fuuuck

thats it thats the fic ok read it

#bg3 #bg3 fanfi #astarion #astarion fanfic #astarion x karlach #technically like. she burned up but SHE IS IMPORTANT STILL #also flashbacks are a thing #also i'm giving wyll an arc bc so much potential was just left on the ground there neener

[bananonbinary]

watching the second granada holmes story now (or, half of it, we had to stop for the night) and its so much FUN its been ages since ive seen a sherlock holmes story that isnt one of the famous ones that i already know the plot of, but ive never actually heard of the Dancing Men before so i actually get to enjoy it as a mystery story instead of just a good piece of media

#sherlock holmes #also i said it reminded me of semaphore before watson did so neener neener neener #fascinated to figure out where this is going

[meganiums-petals-pokemon-shelter]

Don't be ridiculous, Arbok grafts don't make someone a poison type. Vic's part ghost. She died and her soul was unceremoniously shoved back into a glorified flesh quilt. So, you still have the type advantage, but you had the wrong type.

Ooh, a very good point, Anon! Although, I hate to tell you, but Ghost isn't weak to Psychic. It IS weak to Dark though! Which I ALSO have a pair of Dark types!

So either way I have type advantage lol

#victoria returnzap #neener neener i have type advantageeee

[arsenicxarcana]

i know its just a quote (n like no one else in the cast could probably do that role) but idk man this boy lived 18 years under the roof of the scariest woman alive

i don't think he's gonna be out there denigrating women

#the arcana #lucio #not legit mad or anything #just sayin #I don't think he ever uses nadias gender against her? he's just like 'it's my city neener neener'

[benbamboozled]

a conservative trying to write a godly child™️ with good chaste morals instead kick starting a fan theory that tim is actually very queer that eventually becomes canon is one of the funniest long form jokes that i've ever heard in my LIFE

It is the only good thing that came out of Chuck Dixon getting his creepy chuck-dixon-y paws all over poor Tim.

“aDuLt fEeLiNgS”

#neener neener motherfucker #conservative prudery has such a distinct stench of creepitude I knew it *had* to be him. #ask answered #Tim Drake

[rebdoomker]

#neener neener #eric columbine

[vespertine-legacy]

Styrak prog, best pull by like, actual progression standards, we only needed one more set of chain manifestation before pushing to burn (which is excellent, because prog, but painful because one more)

Best pull by the nature of the memeness of the team though, we were doing the walk of shame back down to the boss room and the lightning manifestations were just. waiting? in the hallway? to start picking us off one by one? they were all focused immediately on an unsuspecting healer before obliterating her. One of them killed me for 500k damage (about 70k more than my total health).

#november plays swtor #nim styrak shenanigans #i have started getting an immediate trouble-bubble from one of the tanks #which is a good sign i think? #maybe just because operative is squishy #esp when compared to all the fuCKING PTs in this group #but also i am outparsing several PTs so neener neener #anyway i am eepy this raid is too late #i forgor about it tonight until tom texted me oops

[storm-cellar]

hey everyone over 18 how do you deal wtih. the difficulty

#my future is staring me down and calling me a bitch to my face!!!! its doing that l thing with its fingers and going neener neener na na!!! #i know fucj all is going to change and thats part of the problem!!!! i was promised more freedom and i see none of it!! #im in crisis yall #voidspeak #vent