#neapolitan bros

[firexima]

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You is so c!techno training c!crimeboys in pogtopia.

Backstory to this drawing:

I headcannon c!techno as ambidextrous so he shows the two left-handed stances and attacks so that they are more familiar with them and personally know the advantages to each of them and how they can counter them as well as the disadvantages and difficulties to them and how they can exploit them but overall so they are more prepared for every situation— in this case: left-handed opponents. While c!tommy is experienced in pvp (although not as skilled as c!techno), c!wilbur is definitely not as comfortable and trained with combat— let alone left-handed combat.

This was my last drawing of 2023 but I forgot to post it here too— Originally I started this drawing waaaay back in early October because charlie slimecicle sung the song with jaiden in a qsmp karaoke stream and the song got stuck in my head.

#technoblade #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #neapolitan bros #dream smp #dsmp #technoblade fanart #tommyinnit fanart #wilbur soot fanart #c!technoblade #c!techno #c!tommy #c!wilbur #pogtopia #dream smp fanart #dsmp fanart #c!bedrockbros #c!crimeboys #c!twinsduo #dsmp techno #dsmp tommy #dsmp wilbur #firexima art #firexima dsmp art

[mackdizzy]

motion sickness - phoebe bridgers // over the garden wall // author unknown // louise borgeois // the shadowhunter chronicles - cassandra clare //  terri guillemets //  eliza gonzalez // apollyon -  jennifer l. armentrout //  beth wren //  the vampire diaries, s8x16 //  the catcher in the rye + vyann //  sophocles' electra // up the wolves - the mountain goats c!neapolitan bros (c!tommy, c!technoblade, c!wilbur soot) web weaving board for @blueblackcats​ ! this was a pinch hit for the @mcytblrholidayexchange​ and is the first of 2 boards! i took kind of a different approach for each board and I  hope you enjoy this one!  sorry we’re cutting it so close to the deadline, haha. 

#tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #neapolitan bros #web weaving #dsmp #dreamsmp #dsmp web weave

[metrixnos]

wilbur? where are you going?

#dsmp #technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanart #dsmp fanart #myct fanart #i did it!!! #yippee!!!! #neapolitan bros #sbi #c!tommy #c!tommy fanart #c!wilbur #c!techno

[psiithirisma]

o!twins pushing o!tommy off the pub because pushing your little brother off a cliff is big brother behavior so true

Transcript Begins:

[Philza laughing in the background]

Tommy: Look at that big ass of a mountain.

Wilbur: Look at that big-

[Silence]

Tommy: ...There i go.

Wilbur: [laughs]

Tommy: Hey, watch this, Wil!

Philza, laughing: He just killed him!

[Clip changes]

Techno: What could go wrong?

Philza: I perch!

Tommy: You're a crow because i call you a crow.

Techno: So long, Theseus.

Tommy: Oh okay-

Philza, laughing: Watch him slowly fall.

Transcript ends.

#tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #sbi #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc #bladeblr #innitblr #sleepyblr #wilblr #zablr #neapolitan trio #neapolitrio #bedrock bros #crimeboys #crime boys #twins duo #twinsduo #techbur twins #origins smp #osmp #origins techno #origins philza #origins tommy #origins wilbur #origins wilbur soot

[sketchy-noodles]

Happy National Pig Day everybody! 🐷💕

#sketchy's doodles #tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanart #technoblade #technoblade fanart #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #dsmp #dream smp #Piglin tommyinnit #bedrock bros #twins duo #neapolitan trio

[lemonmaidenswamps]

New baby brother. UNLOCKED. You cannot tell me that this wouldn't happen. LOOK ME IN MY DEAD SOULLESS EYES AN TELL ME IT

#bedrock bros #crimeboys #neapolitan trio #sbi au #piglin technoblade #piglin tommy #piglin wilbur #twins duo #tommyinnt fanart #technoblade fanart #wilbur soot

[viarotea]

au where twins duo are identical twins and tommy, being a shapeshifter and a lot tounger and blonder than the twins, feels left out so he shapeshifts to look like his brothers

phil, seeing the three of them: kristin, remember when we were in the hospital and you were giving birth to the twins?

 kristin: yes? 

 phil: WERE THERE THREE OF THEM

chaos ensuses, especially when techno and wilbur join in on it too at the same time, the twins find it incredibly wholesome because tommy wants to be just like them which just ends up in tommy switching back bc “he doesn’t want their ugly face”

#technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #philza #sbi #sbi au #twins duo #neapolitan trio #bedrock bros #crime bois

[eira-nyx]

AU where Wilbur tells Tommy that his twin, Techno, left them when Tommy was young so he doesn't remember him.

So during the exile bedrock duo era, Tommy feels a brotherly connection and mentions that Wil had a twin but doesn't remember much and was simply told that he left when Tommy was young.

Techno assumed the whole time he has been with Tommy, giving him a place to stay along with items and tools, a home, he assumed Tommy knew that he was his brother. That he was Wil's twin and Tommy's actual older brother.

Every time Tommy called Techno his brother to annoy him, he never knew he was saying that to his brother. Which clicked in his mind that that's why Tech made a weird face every time he said "you're like my brother" as if he wasn't actually his brother.

Wilbur never told Tommy and lied to him his whole life about his brother not caring and leaving them. This makes Tommy rethink his whole life with Wilbur and wonders what else he lied about. If his whole life was a lie. And he can't get answers cause Wilbur was dead.

#technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #dsmp #sbi au #ao3 author #Eira_Nyx's Au's #sbi angst #neapolitan trio #bedrock bros #fanfic #c!tommy #c!techno #c!wibur #mcyt

[one-edgy-bitch-was-taken]

Forget the 5 stages of grief, embrace the 3 stages of Neapolitan ice cream.

#bro i was just thinking about the time i had my brown hair bleached to blonde and dyed pink and realized i went through the 3 stages #of Neapolitan ice cream colours and that thought lead to this bullshit tumblr shitpost #yes i think I'm funny #funny #i think i'm hilarious #i think i'm funny #neapolitan #neapolitan ice cream

[alldni]

I’ll PLEDGE to Quackity

Soo uhm abt the fanfic thing, it doesn’t have to be a page long, max 5-6 coz I don’t want you to over exert yourself

and I have two options so you can write whatever you want

Sbi fic that takes place during Neapolitan trio’s childhood. Techno is a piglin, he has the ability to switch between a more piglike and more human-like form. Just some nice fluffy stuff

Ranboo and Tubbo walk through the forest, mostly platonic (maybe some hand holding?? That’s all tho) They could find a bee or something idrc, just some more fluffy nice things :)

Again thank you sm!! You don’t have do anything if you don’t want too, I was probably going to vote for Quackity anyway so please don’t feel obligated at ALL

hello one thing about me is that im a bedrock bros propagandist. sorry this took a while i had some appointments this morning heehee

dsmpers: pledge to vote quackity for a 1-page drabble, pledge to vote quackity AND vote doc for a 2-page drabble <;3

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Babies didn’t tend to like Techno. People did say babies could detect things everyone else couldn’t – could see spirits, feel energies their parents didn’t. So even when Techno walked the roads in his human form, even when he tried to look as normal as he possibly could… it was only inevitable: the second he passed an infant, it would erupt into tears. 

Then, there was Tommy. 

Tommy cried constantly. Cried and screamed. Wailed his meaty fists against anyone who held him, threw his formula bottles across the room, generally wreaked havoc. Which was why he was Wilbur’s problem when Phil wasn’t home. Wilbur was older, anyway. He was in charge. And Techno had other, more important things to do. 

Potatoes to plant. Books to read. Dogs to tame.

Except, of course, for: 

“Techno!”

Techno sighed. He gave his potatoes one last, longing look. Then, slowly, he straightened himself out, stood up straight, and leveled his approaching brother with a glare. Wilbur was sprinting full speed toward him; he still had bits of baby puke on his shoulder. Ugh. 

“You want me to calm him down,” Techno said as Wilbur came into earshot. 

Wilbur skidded to a stop, planted his hands on Techno’s shoulders, and nodded gravely. “You’re a good man, Technoblade.” Techno rolled his eyes and left Wilbur with a command to finish watering the garden. 

Inside the cottage, Tommy was screaming up a storm, beating his fists and kicking his feet in the air. His crib was a mess, blankets and pillows twisted up everywhere, some of them on the floor, somehow. 

Techno didn’t like picking Tommy up. He was small. Fragile. Techno could make any number of mistakes, could hurt Tommy any number of ways. But the baby was sobbing, taking big, gasping breaths, and Techno was starting to get nervous he’d run out of air. 

Slowly, he reached into the crib. Past the frantic hands and feet, he delicately, gently, carefully, wrapped his hands around Tommy’s stomach, and pulled him up. Holding him out at an arm’s length, Tommy caught Techno’s eye and held his gaze as he screamed. Stubborn fucker. 

“I don’t know why you like this so much,” Techno said, and started to shift. 

And there was the magic. The second Techno’s skin had tinted pink, tusks poked out of his mouth, and his ears grew long and pointy, Tommy calmed. The runt laughed, reaching clumsily for the tusks, the ears. 

“Alright,” Techno said, and pretended his face wasn’t as warm as Netherflame. Pretended his heartbeat wasn’t as fast as a rabbit’s. He pulled the runt close to his chest, tucked his chin against the wispy tufts of growing-in gold, and held him there for a long while.

#bedrock bros #mcytblrsexyman #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexymen poll #mcytblr sexymen bracket #quackity sweep #quackity #technoblade #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #neapolitan trio #sleepy bois fanfic #lu talks #lu writes #dumbartist101

[mumza-superiority]

I want POLLS give me POLLS tumblr please EEEE I have a banger poll idea ;….. :(((

ok j will just do it here : what sibling is techno

Older

Middle

Youngest

Twins (with wilbur)

#i want polls #give me polls #twinsduo #neapolitan trio #bedrock bros #technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit

[darkwater-fic-recs]

(Completed)

#technoblade #wilbursoot #tommy innit #wilbur #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #twins duo #bedrock bros #fic rec #neapolitan trio

[psiithirisma]

“Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings” it's a real ao3 tag and that makes me incredibly happy

#tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #neapolitrio #sleepybros #neapolitan trio #sleepy bros #sbi #sleepy bois inc #sleepyblr #innitblr #wilblr #bladeblr

[lewelyy]

dear tumblr i give you:

neapolitan trio as those macaques that learned how to make snow balls. 

(trust me, you need this)

I don’t think this needs any further explaining.

#neapolitan trio #crimeboys #bedrock bros #twins duo #sbi 3/4 #tommyinit dsmp #wilbur soot #technoblade #macaques

[lemonmaidenswamps]

How about sbi kny au

Background is a screenshot

#bedrock bros #crimeboys #neapolitan trio #sbi au #technoblade #technoblade fanart #tommyinnt fanart #twins duo #wilbur soot #philza #philza fanart #sbi kny au #kny au

[viarotea]

au where tommy tries to run away because phil wouldn’t let him watch tv. before he leaves he makes sure everyone knows that he’s going

phil, knowing tommy wouldn’t last long: alright mate

techno: you can’t even cross the street by yourself, but ok

wilbur: make sure you have clothes

the first time tommy leaves the house he goes back in because he forgot his jacket. the next time he comes back in he says that he forgot his stuffed animal. the third time he comes back in it’s because he’s hungry and needs lunch. after this he doesn’t leave the house again

techno: weren’t you running away

tommy: …oh yeah, i forgot to leave again. well off i go

techno: ok

tommy: are you going to stop me?

techno: no

tommy: you’re supposed to stop me!

techno, rolling his eyes: no tommy, don’t go i will miss you so much

tommy: ok! let’s go read a book

#technoblade #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #philza #sbi #sbi au #bedrock bros #bedrockbros #neapolitan trio #i almost ran away once #chickened out tho