how i think it happened
Beemov : Great, great, all of you sit down!
So here it is! The first image of Campus Life. D’you like it?
Alexy : omG I LOVE MY HAIR LIKE THAT
Armin : Nath, your sister looks so hot...
Kentin : Hey: they’re wearing the same nakelace. You plan to become friend with this brainless bitch?
Alexy : And LoOk At RoSaLyA
Beemov : Yes and no
Alexy : Waw the guy behind the goth girl looks so much like KENTIN :o
Lysander : He’s right…Alexy you changed a lot too! Do you plan to redesign us again?
Armin : Ow nooo please... I like my old shirt! An the beanie too, but I suppose that in the case of Nath this isn’t a bad idea…
Nath : Hoo…You’re at it again with the superhero-shirt…I like it ok?
Lynn : Hmmm
Kentin : What’s with the long face Lynn?
(awkward look)
Beemov : Let’s say that, hmm,.hhh..
Castiel : They want to send you away.
The boys : Send us away?
Alexy : But… 「(°ヘ°)
Lynn : No need to be harsh, we talk about sweetness…Sweet Castiel, do you know what it meaaaans?!
Castiel : You call this sweetness, I call this being hypocritical.
Armin : Wait, you knew Castiel?
Kentin : You could have told us, you silly idiot.
Castiel : …
Nathaniel : Ahah, isn’t it obvious? It’s because they want to keep him, voilà.
(solemn silence)
Lysander : Why didn’t you told me Cass?
Lynn : Boys, it’s not his fault, he didn’t took that decision!
Armin (a bit angry) : Don’t care who decide this : IT IS STUPID! WHO’S GONNA PLAY YOUR GAME IF 4/5 ROUTES AREN’T THERE ANYMORE…PAY BACK!!
Kentin : Seriously guys, it’s the second time you’re sending me away!
Castiel : Yeah, but it was for the best!
Kentin : « The best », the beeeeest? Depends on wich route she chooses!
Lynn : We said we won’t discuss about the route topiiiic! Kentin!!
Lysander : Everyone, calm down! Rosa is on the the pic, Nina, too, Alexy…They can not, they’re not going to make us disappear completely, won’t they?
Beemov : Well…Let’s say,…
Castiel : No Lys, they want me to stay, but not you.
Beemov : Cassssss…Argh
Armin : WhaaaAAAt? Did I hear well? You plan to keep the wannabe punk badboy (a 2000 cliché btw) and to suppress us, is that a joke?
Castiel : No need to be rude, you’re dumbass geek.
Kentin : Geek, G.I. Joe,..You all piss me off. Have fun Listening to Bad Unicorns in your room alone, you're emo trash! I wont do this anymore.
Castiel : Emo is cool ok! And punk is not dead, and they’re are differe….Anyway we said we won’t talk about the archetype-topic!!
Lys : It’s not his fault, he wouldn’t have done that to us.
Armin : Stop acting like you are not hurt, dude...
Lynn : Lysander...
Bee, I told you we should have brough Rosa with us…
Beemov : She was with the hairdresser… We couldn’t wait more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alexy : What you plan to do with them, then?
*Beemov shows a door*
Alexy : Seriously?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lynn : I loved all of you, sincerely
Kentin : Shut up, bitch, I’m done with you.
Armin : Same here, hope your fuckin game FLOPS no one’s gonna play this Imagine:Wending type shit, see ya Alex.
Lysander : I am really disappointed but not all ends are supposed to be good aha. I was naive to think that there were a place for me in the futur, anyway.
Lynn (with a dramatic face) : Lys…Here’s your notebook
Armin : No need, Bitch. Lys, take my iPod I downloaded a location aware browsing. Have fun hoeing with your grandpa
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Kentin : What’s behind the door?
Lysander : My hopes and dreams probably.
Armin : How bad. He’s making sarcasm, wanna talk about it, bro?
Lysander : No. Let’s open it, and see what next…You’re okay Nath, you didn’t say anything since the beginning?
Nathaniel : Let’s just open this fucking door, quick.
(behind the doors)
boys : what the fuck
Jade : Hi, i’m Jade, he’s Dajan! Nice to meet you (or re-meet hi Ken, Lysander isn’t it)
Dajan : Waw, this is the guy from your club? He has sure grow up a lot, wanna play?
Ken : I’m in,…
Dajan : hey, what’s with the long face, it’s not that bad here…
Jade : yEAH! Look, even if I was a special character I’m still popular on tumblr!! They call me Flower boy, isn’t that super cute??? (◕‿◕✿)
Dajan : And we have a vampire!
Armin : omg
Armin : wait…Where’s Nathaniel?
Lys : He went away a minute ago, Castiel and Lynn wanted to talk about something with him!
(The conclusion)
François-Xavier : can’t believe my beautiful rings were a total flop ( ༎ຶ ༎ຶ )
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Beemov : Hmm…It went good! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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