I haven't watched the episode but I checked the songs AND RICHIE HAS TWO SONGS?!? HE HAS TWO FUCKING SONGS?!?! Okay, this is my favorite episode so far without even seeing it yet 🗣🗣🗣😭😭😭😂
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wait does this mean dan smith read the words “bastille interview at the vroom vroom 🏎” 🙀
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All the ‘zona dads + Brits + Iskall completely fucking losing it at the Hot Ones Challenge.
A couple of them tap out.
& Joe Hills just walks up, eats the ENTIRE FUCKING NUMBER 8 WING, & washes it down with COKE.
& then proceeds to do the same with the LAST TWO WINGS, just taking leisurely taking bites of his wings, nodding as he considers the flavors, a sip or two of Coke here or there.
“I’m hungry! I knew we were gonna be eating!” [gestures at table of ridiculously spicy wings]
This man is a cryptid & I love it.
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thinking of what an oopsie making ianthe tridentarius a lyctor has to be. john you made your best friends / lovers / coworkers become lyctors and they hate(d) your guts literally so much. you found this woman on craigslist
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i think clown said there will be new neighbors (i don't know im depending on the internet right now) thats whats been giving me rabies
i didn't see anything of the sort w/ my own eyes, so!
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Imagine being so rich you buy twitter for 10s of billions of dollars just for the lulz and then realize that wasn’t a good financial decision, so you plan to charge users $8/month for a feature that has been free since it’s existence just to recoup some money from your bad decision, but then that looks to lead to twitter’s downfall. Imagine.
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Do you think Brienne will also turn really grey in winds too like GRRM alluded?
i dont think brienne is intended to go that dark and i dont think this is the aim of her character thematically to be frank, nor do i think this is what is being set up ig. the one thing that i could imagine that would make her substantially morally darker in winds is if she eventually had to really choose between podrick and jaime in a way where jaime is actually in direct and immediate danger so not entirely like the feast scenario where that is not really the case and she picks jaime
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Can’t believe I’m getting jealous seeing younger versions of normal’s uncle and his friend/boyfriend(?) on a date
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had a dream you and Logan went through a messy divorce
you had a vision my friend
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