Normal really said, “if my shapeshifting trickster deity boyfriend scammed me I would simply think it’s hot, rip to Jodie but I’m different,”
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Mr. Herman T. Unworthy went through ALL THAT in the name of school spirit, like, that boy faced the horrors and nearly died multiple times all for a highschool rivalry. Are you fucking kidding me he's literally perfect for our perky peppy chipper cheery school spirit mascot kid Normally L. Oak-Swallows-Garcia.
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Can you imagine being 14 and for probably the first time in your life you have a real friend group. But they all like each other better than they like you. And you have this crush/ will-they-won’t-they-partner but he keeps stringing you on and saying he has a crush on your mutual friends. You’re 14 and you have to kill or be killed by your friend. Your friend gets out of it- you have to fight two full grown men. You get beaten to a pulp, burned, and almost die like 3 times. You’re unconscious when you’re carried out of Hell. Your crush is dying. He admits he likes you too. He dies. You’re unconscious. You’re 14.
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Goodnight, sweet prince.
[id: hermie the unworthy lying in a bed of purple flowers in a casket. the casket is in the middle of a forest, and is at the foot of a two toned tree. hermie's eyes are closed and there's a stream of light hitting the casket and the side of his face. there's an image above him of a side view of his casket in the distance, showing the stream of light hitting his casket. /end id.]
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will-they-won’t-they to rivals to…?
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gay asf to scam another man. what are you stealing? his heart???
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I wonder how Herman would would feel if he knew that Normal and the rest kinda forgot about the anchor and they only came here because of him
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Here are my final titanic designs for the teens (in original sketch order as well as fruity order)
I put way to much effort into these, so I hope y’all like em :)
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Scam isn't feeling so silly rn
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forever sad we didnt get oakworthy being mushy gushy teenagers in love and the rest of the teens groaning everytime they flirt or compliment one another,
we deserved the second hand embarrassment of a cheesy highschool couple doing PDA in front of their friends
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