#my wife…. my wiiiiiife…..

[wumbus-gadumbus]

it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the yes man

#fallout #fnv #fallout new vegas #yes man #yes man fnv #yes man fallout #yes man fallout new vegas #my wife…. my wiiiiiife…..

[kay-is-dying]

I FORGOT RHEA WAS LITERALLY WRESTLING TONIGHT OH FUVK

DARLING???? HELLO????? WHERE'S THE FOOTAGE EVERYBODY START POSTING NOW THIS SHOULDN'T AND BETTER NOT BE THE ONLY POST

#rhea ripley #MY WIIIIIIFE #wwe #gonna raw tag this for organizing purposes sorry #monday night raw #there we go #ANYWAYS OH MY GOD??? #BAREFACED‚ HAIR SOFT‚ JUDGEMENT DAY DIY SHIRT WITH THE SHORTS??? OH SHE'S INSANE I NEED TO WIFE HER NOW

[maskyartist]

a commission for my wiiiiiife my lovely wife who i love @rexidot who wanted us (my mascot specifically) as Twilight Princess Link and Midna :) we're almost done with this one but playin on an emulator makes it harder >3> shit runs bad sometimes >:(

Variants under the cut!

dm me if ur curious about commission info and availability :)

no effect lines

no effects period

#masky says #commission #rexidot #this was a LONG time comin my GOD #twilight princess #link twilight princess #midna #midna twilight princess #coverin my bases dont mind me :) #eye strain #bright colors #fanart #digital art

[gallawitchxx]

joy list ✨

hi my lovelies. it's been a fucking minute. i have been dealing with some new & terrible health issues, so my time spent here has been spotty at best. lots of lurking lmao. but i am here! i am alive! i love you all! & thank you to @metalheadmickey @energievie & @creepkinginc for making joy lists & tagging me to do the same! this was great!

my wife my wife my wiiiiiife

massage therapy

my puppers sleeping soundly on my lap

pals that make the pain bearable - hahaha this sounds so emo but i stand by it i have excellent friends

hot cups of coffee that hit just right

colorful pens

finally hitting a flow when writing

getting mail

having nice things to look forward to on the calendar

reality tv

honeycrisp apples & honeycrisp apple scented candles

my new therapist, whose literal name is joy

miracle phone calls with my dad as we repair some shit

tiny altar spaces

my shirt that says "smut" in a heart on the breast

facetime hangs

when the cards shuffle smoothly

bengay

hot water bottles

queer books! queer movies! queer people!

tagging @annatrow @palepinkgoat @crossmydna @howlinchickhowl @ian-galagher @juliakayyy @lupeloto @rereadanon @sickness-health-all-that-shit @vintagelacerosette @whatthebodygraspsnot @whatwouldmickeydo @xninetiestrendx @y0itsbri @thisdivorce @squidyyy23 @gardenerian @heymrspatel & anyone else who needs a reminder that no matter what, there are things big & small to find a moment of joy in. ily! xx

#*taps mic* #is this thing on? #hi 👋 #tagged #joy list

[qilinkisser]

I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIIIIIIFE I LOVE HER I LOVE MY WIFE. BITES.

👆👆👆👆👆MY WIFE.

#I LOVE HER. #yuyu 🍨

[dancingwiththeshadows-inthenight]

[Commission / Drabble] Pokemon Legends Arceus - Volo x Fem Reader - Good Morning ~

If you're curious about my commissions, visit my Carrd!

Fandom: Pokemon [Legends Arceus] Title: Good Morning Pairing: Volo x Fem Reader Word Count: 762 Genre: Fluff / Domestic Married Life

“Wife? Oh, wiiiiiife?”

You roll your eyes, smiling softly at the sound of your husband’s sing-song voice carrying through the house. The two of you were far past being newlyweds, but he made that fact easy to forget. It was one of the things you loved most about him.

“In heeeere!” You called back musically to match his tone. You had risen before him to fix breakfast and when you had left him, he had been snoring quietly in a mess of pillows and blankets.

You remained standing at the counter where you were whisking eggs to make omelets. After a few moments passed, you jumped slightly at the sudden feeling of hands on your hips, laughing as Volo slid his arms around your waist and rested his chin on your shoulder.

“Good morning, darling,” he murmured, pressing a quick kiss to the side of your neck.

“Good morning, Volo,” you replied, smiling as he began to hum softly while rocking you gently from side to side. “Did you sleep well?”

“You were by my side, weren’t you?” Volo asked cheekily, making you blush. “Naturally, I slept like a baby.”

“You’re too much,” you laughed.

“Or am I just enough?” He moved from behind you to press a quick kiss to your lips, flashing you a flirty smile. “Is there anything I can do to help, love?”

“Hmmm,” you murmured in thought. “Could you make some tea? I forgot before I started cooking.”

Volo gasped dramatically. “My beautiful wife hasn’t had her morning tea yet? That won’t do!”

You rolled your eyes again in fake annoyance, but truth be told, you wouldn’t have him any other way. Why else would you have married him? Some might think he went out of his way to make you laugh and feel loved, but the truth was, it was just how he was and how he manifested his love for you.

As you began heating up the pan for eggs, Volo whistled while putting on water to boil, then set out your matching mugs and retrieved your favorite tea. There were several different kinds in the cabinet, but he never had to ask what you preferred in the morning. He had all those little details about you memorized, and it was just one of the many things you loved about him.

“That smells amazing,” Volo commented as he walked over to where you stood at the stove, handing your tea to you while simultaneously taking the spatula from your hand. “I’ll finish these, you sit and drink your tea.”

“Excuse me, but I wanted to cook breakfast for you,” you huffed playfully, causing him to smirk.

“Well I’m sorry but I’ll simply have to take matters into my own hands. I could never consider myself a good husband if I let you do all this for me before you’ve had your first cup of the day.” He winked.

“I hate to say it Volo my love but you’re not a good husband,” you smirked at him over the rim of your mug. “You’re an amazing husband.”

He leaned forward to steal another quick kiss before nudging you gently with his hip, urging you to go and sit down, which you promptly did. You watched him as he finished cooking, a wistful smile on your face as you sipped your tea. You had known married couples who fell out of love over time or simply grew bored with their partners, but you knew with all your heart that would never be the case with you and Volo. Your love for him was far too great; in fact, you knew you could say without a doubt that you loved him more now than you ever had. The best part was you knew for a fact that Volo felt the same way about you.

You snapped out of your reverie as Volo set two plates of delicious-smelling eggs on the table, next to the cutlery you had already placed earlier.

“Thank you, love,” you told him with a smile when a sudden thought occurred to you. “Oh! Should I make some toast? Or maybe some pancakes…will eggs be enough, do you think? We do have a busy day today.”

Volo laid a hand on your shoulder, leaning down to gaze sweetly into your eyes. “Darling, if I can be honest, you alone is all I need to make it through any day for the rest of my life.”

You couldn’t even pretend to roll your eyes this time, your smile quickly smothered by his lips on yours. `

#starkwrites #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #volo x reader #pokemon volo #pokemon commission #fan fiction commission #fanfiction commission #writing commission #pokemon x reader #pokemon reader insert #reader insert

[vinniedirkota]

MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!! MY WIIIIIIFE

#simontalk

[frigz-selfshipping]

i love lieserl bdsjhfhjs my wife,,,

my wiiiiiife

my looooooooooooooooooooooove

#tag: the science of my dear ~ #frigz selfshipz #frigz speaketh

[moved-read-pinned]

#*POINTS AT HER* THAT IS MY WIIIIIIFE THAT IS MY WIFE. #bnha #boku no hero academia #ochako uraraka #teddys art

[chiester410]

Uuuu, I love my wiiiiiIIIFe, I love my wife AA

Let’s go ride a biiiIIIIIIke with my wife AAA!

My wife is really young my wife is really small

Let’s go the beach and play with a beach ball

Praise Jesus, God, and my wife!

Let’s go to the beach and ride a bike!

Uuuu, I love my wiiiIIIIFE, i love my wife A

Uuuu, I love my WIIIiiife, she is so fine AA

#selfproship #pyah wife

[peachrote]

THATS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!! MY WIIIIIIFE

#PEACH. out of character #OUUGGGHHHHH #YAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHH

[ajokeformur-ray]

Hi I’m just here to tell my beloved hobbit wife that I love her muchly and that I believe she can do anything bc she’s so very strong and powerful and smart and did I mention I love you??? Did I???

Wahhhhhhhhhhh it's my wiiiiiife ~ 😭😭😭😭

I love you muchly. You're so strong and brave and I admire you so much for the person you are, honey. You have magic in those veins of yours and don't ever doubt how amazing you are, mm'kay? I love you so muuuuuuuch ~ omg🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗

(Like this GIF demonstrates, I got'cha back, honey.🥰🥰🥰💛💛💛)

[royallyprincesslilly]

I suck at pickup lines. Chris would be: he bumps into you. "Oh excuse me... I didn't think I would bump into my future wife so soon"

Yoooooooo

ISSSSSSSSA WIIIIIIFE 💍 👰🏾

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Pick Up Line Ask Game

#ask lee #lee answers #pick up line ask game #chris evans

[baybmetal]

Ooo I love my wiiiiiife I love my wife

AH!

[murdershegoat]

When it’s season 10 and supercorp are married can Kara finally say borat voice my wife

can’t wait til it’s season six and kara accidentally proposes to lena by saying “i can’t wait to call you *borat voice* my wiiiiiife” and lenas just like,,,,,,, u wanna? marry? me?

#supercorp