#my how scandalous~

[purple-raspberries]

Heard ya’ll like ankles🤨

Ref under cut (tried several times, but couldn’t find the image source)

#fanart #my art #welcome home #eddie dear #frank frankly #my how scandalous~ #sorry if the image is a bit low quality #franklydear #eddie x frank

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?) #(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay) #long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks. #hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

happy valentines day to these two losers

thank you @cursedcrusaders for doing the lineart for me... i wouldn't have finished this if it werent for you 😭

#ill let them kiss since jc says u have to be adults to kiss #how scandalous #the whole time working on this i was just like i love gay ppl #vegasnyde #merula snyde #alex vega #i can never tag the main tag with these kinds of drawings i get too embarassed #mellas art #sorry about my handwriting #merula x mc

[equill]

Affection

Extra: spying

#naruto #naruto fanart #kakashi hatake #rin nohara #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #fanart #art #my art #sketch #drawing #digital art #handholding (how scandalous) #to a guy who can’t said ily #he’s trying his very best #rin always takes a comfortable pace for kakashi #it was kakashi idea to hold hands in public #bro hype himself up in his house by talking to pukun who tiredly told him to just not collapse

[leeenuu]

#fck it this is my new pinned #baltics #estonia #latvia #lithuania #basically r*ssians are pissed that they cannot enter into our countries with their cars #and one girlie went further and qrt our minister of foreign affairs #whining abt how we are hurting regular r*ssians and not ppl close to putin #and she brought our pm’s husband into the mess as well #we can take care of our shameful scandals ok? #we dont need ur fckn input #shut tf up #u aint doing shit in ur own country #and now u come lecture us how we should run our country #get fucked

[animefanboy48]

I really hope Trump dies before hazbin hotel season 2 because I'm sure they couldn't resist-

#hazbin hotel #and all my ships #because I don't know how to tag #radiostatic #radioapple #onewaybroadcast #huskerdust #chaggie #and some of my favourite characters too #fuck you #alastor #lucifer magne #angel dust #velvette #valentino #yes. #NOT VOX #I KNOW #scandalous #....... #fuck it #vox

[ef-1]

A day after Daniel fucks over Yuki, you post a photo of yourself wearing enchante,, you're not slick

Skinny white girl like Ricciardo? Ground breaking lol

it's so tragic how you're just gonna have to die mad about it 💋

#it did give me the giggles though bc HOW DARE I WEAR MY OWN CLOTHES!!! SHOCK AND HORROR!!!! #sometimes tumblr gives me askfm scandal of catholic boarding school fame 😍 like there was this girl that used to live INSIDE my ass #she'd offer me gum and food and ask to plait my hair then we had a massive askfm bullying scandal where the school banned askfm #long story short she was saying the most HORRIFIC things about me bc psycho ig #anyway i have no doubt that you're ugly and a loser and your life is going nowhere fast and also if this was irl youd be meek as fuck #and never look me in the eye #log off and find some friend or a purpose or something. God speed!!!

[tdutb]

balloon gijinka. mighт fear тhe guy buт he seems silly soooo brain schlum!!111!!

-has reading glasses -always has a spare pen/pencil -suiтcase sew on тhe aro paтch for him -ring from suiтcase (qpp for life💪💪) -enтire wardrobe consisтs of long-sleeve sтuff

#my art #ms paint #inanimate insanity #ii balloon #wow using a тag i have filтered how scandalous of me #gijinka #yay silly guy silly fella fuckin guy

[legionofpotatoes]

you ever think about james gunn's king shark

#me personally? at least twice a day #imagine putting this guy in your big summer billion dollar hero movie. looking like this #i could not believe how far they pushed the friend-shaped-edness here. obscene. scandalous #i know jack shit about nanaue but this rendition of him. simply unparalleled #cant explain why I am bringing him up now sorry. truly just remembering the character design of all time #i am not playing the new game or anything. i am not even sure if he's anything like this in there #all in all. too marks. blorbolicious #my art

[malk1ns]

1st sentence ask - "It's gameday so you better not knot me"

Zhenya blushes when he says it, but with the way Sid's been following him around all morning, from the weights room to video review and even into the trainer's despite Zhenya's protests, he thinks it needs to be said.

The team is already on tenterhooks, watching them like hawks—with Zhenya's heat approaching like a freight train and the way Sid's been haunting his footsteps, they're ready to pull the plug on the whole experiment if it looks like it's going to negatively impact the on-ice product, and Zhenya thinks both of them missing a game because Sid pinned him down and tied them together would definitely qualify.

"Hmm," Sid says, crowding into Zhenya's space; he's shorter, but the width of his body makes Zhenya feel small, even younger than he is, like he wants to curl up in the protective crush of Sid's arms and let Sid do whatever he wants.

Omega instincts are a real bitch, but Zhenya's made it to the NHL on nothing more than will and grit, and he's determined that he won't be.

Sid's voice is hypnotic when he puts his lips to Zhenya's year and murmurs, "I think you don't mean a word of that," and Zhenya shivers, because it's true.

first line ask game!

#sidgeno #hockey rpf #my writing #a/b/o #god damn it i wanted to keep going with this one #in this world sid is older and zhenya's in his first year in the league #and introducing an unbonded omega had started fights in the locker room #so sid offered to spend time with zhenya and see if they were bond-compatible #and BOY ARE THEY; the team is worried they're going to become a distraction to themselves #and zhenya's still young and worried he'll be shipped back to russia if he somehow interferes with pittsburgh's golden boy's game #but sid is very very persuasive when it comes to getting what he wants #anyway he coaxes zhenya into trying just the tip later #except it's not #and they miss the game #luckily mario has fond indulgent memories of his own sweet little european omega and puts a stop to any serious consequences #but they basically have to get married to make what's obviously happening less scandalous #and there's friction because zhenya doesn't KNOW sid and sid can be overbearing and is used to getting his way #but that just makes the sex even better #and secretly zhenya likes how possessive sid is even though he shouldn't #anyway. when i have time.

[wonder-worker]

something I find especially entertaining about Edward IV's reign is how Scandalous™ it was lol

he married a woman “whose origins broke all established conventions for English queenship” in a secret ceremony without consulting any of his lords and then made it everyone else's problem. he committed regicide, he committed fratricide; he was accused of bastardry, he was accused of bigamy and a 19-year-long sham marriage, he was accused of using necromancy against his subjects, he was accused of being enchanted by witchcraft by both his wife and his mother-in-law (multiple times). his own mother was said to "rule the king as she pleased" in the early years of his reign. he knew he was hot and actively milked it for money. he was vain as fuck: “he was wont to show himself to those who wished to watch him, and he seized any opportunity that the occasion offered of revealing his fine stature to onlookers”. he knew everything about everyone. "he was more favourable than other princes to foreigners". he was “fond of boon companionship, vanities, debauchery, extravagance and sensual enjoyments”; he was "thought to have indulged in his passions and desires too intemperately”; "it was ever feared he was not chaste”. his subjects publicly gossiped about his sex life, his doctors thought he was insane. NOBODY understood how he was still competent despite all this.

honestly, who was doing it like him?

#(the quote is by J.L. Laynesmith) #Edward IV #my post #the original post was written as a drunken shitpost but it's still 100% true #henry viii could NEVER. Even Humphrey of Gloucester pales in comparison I'm sorry to say #(EW was also accused of controlling both Edward and the country but I don't want to get into the propaganda against her right now - however #true or false it may have been in reality - so I didn't include it. HOWEVER it's absolutely true that Edward gave her a great deal of #unconventional authority by appointing her in royal councils for the heir and spare in her own right during her tenure as queen. So there #was an existing basis for the accusations against her even though they were obviously ultimately extremely unfair and prejudiced #and meant to denigrate her) #Elizabeth Woodville #Cecily Neville #english history #its kinda funny how historians often emphasize his womanizing (which very obviously happened tho it's difficult to say to what extent) when #talking about his over-the-top lifestyle. But as we can see: Croyland - who was best-placed to know - emphasizes a wider variety of things #that worried/scandalized his contemporaries. Edward sleeping around was just one of many (and the last on Croyland's list) #I don't necessarily think it should be highlighted as much as it is #(also funnily enough 'sensual enjoyments' was also used to describe *Richard III* on his northern progress during his reign lol)

[dinogoofymutated]

I don’t even care abt Warren x Paige/Husk but DAYUM THEY DID IT IN THE SKY IT SHOULDA BEEN ME 😩😩😩😩

They WHAT?!?!?!

THEY WHAT?!?!?!?!?! MY GOD THE SCANDAL

#goofyspeaks #IT SHOULD BE MY SCANDAL THO THE FUCK #seriously tho is that not supee difficult to pull off?? #like i mean sure he coild have caught a breeze and have been gliding or something but #he’d still have to flap his wings to stay in the sky at least a few times?? #how are they not plummetting??? #ANYWAY HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS WHAT #x men #x men comics #x men headcannons #warren worthington iii x reader #warren worthington x reader #x men warren worthington #x men angel #warren worthington iii

[childoftheriver]

Emerson, Lake and Palmer

#keith emerson #greg lake #carl palmer #nothing scandalous this time #just the boys IN BED!! #jesus take the wheel #my thoughts are so impure #I’d love to play the floor is lava with them….heeheee #despite the horrible bangs keith looks very sweet #that jumper looks cozy… #it’s hard to look at Carl without thinking of his underwear though #and his cute little butt #I love his hair like this #he’s such a hot boy #but Gregory #whew boy #he is so gorgeous #how is it possible #and of course there’s the bed… #gaaahhhhh #deep breaths #elp #emerson lake and palmer #emerson lake & palmer #emerson lake palmer #a greg a day (or two or more)

[gutz-radio]

the more izzy antis say izzy hands isn't some sweet babygirl or whatever the more i'm gonna treat him like one yeah so what if he's mean. he's my sweet innocent babygirl it's just him being quirky and funny. grow up.

#like babe he isn't real why the hell are you so pressed #if you don't like him then fair enough #i don't care #but stop bitching online as if people saying some fictional grumpy old man is their babygirl is some violation of the geneva convention #like heaven forbid i call mr meanie bobeanie my skrunkly! oh the scandal! the utter horror! #izzy hands #ofmd izzy hands #like it's so dumb how everyone acts like izzy hands is the most problematic character in all of history

[strawberry-radio]

Happy Valentines, Sinners!!

#Alastor #hazbin hotel #fanart #valentine’s #playmat #Inspired by his valentines playmat :] #Showing u his ankles!! How scandalous!! #my art #Lub him

[esmeislewd]

Ladies going to the drawing room after dinner to loosen their stays, feed each other copious amounts of cake and gently rub each others tummies~

#esmes lood writings #oh historical feederism how I love you #feed me so my outfit is tight and revealing enough to cause a scandal at a ball~