#my fuck field is barren

[emichevy]

Normal people making detailed headcanons and descriptions of Spider-Man Noir based off of lore etc:

Me: Lmao he’s got woman hips.

#spiderman noir #spider noir #I’m not sorry #like not at all #I have no shame #behold #my field on which I grow my fucks #gaze upon it and see that it is barren #for I have no fucks to give #(I’m insane) #into the spider verse #my wife #lmao #headcanons #I need to stop #(i won’t) #he’s definitely hiding them birthing hips under his trench coat #‘he just wears thick pants. that doesn’t mean-‘ #silence wench #it is because I said so #have you SEEN SOME OF HIS COMIC COVERS?? #THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE

[starplusfourletters]

your honor she is simply too cool

#ahsoka tano #ahsoka show #gif #behold the field where i grow my fucks #and see that it is barren

[littleraeofsunshineda]

The other thing that "For You" has started randomly shovelling onto my feed is "radsafe" and "terfsafe" bullshit.

Like I don't know what I fucking did that suggested to the algorithm that I have any interest in that cuntery but like

This is my lovely blog where I look at gay boys and reblog socialist-ish propaganda

Fuck off with that poison

#hellsite #terf bullshit #fuck transphobes #Istg the difference between now and 13 years ago that makes this place usable is my newfound confidence in the block button #I do not give a fuck #the field is barren

[brightlotusmoon]

I like American Dad. I watch it often and I watch the new episodes.

I've been scolded because of it. And at this point, my response is a look of exasperated exhausted disdain.

I'm in my 40s, I've been on hard drugs, I've watched my generation die pointlessly, and nobody makes stomping boots the way they used to. Fuck off. I already know the trope of The Reason This Show Sucks. I literally look up rambling essays about why you shouldn't watch this or that. And I laugh contentedly.

Because I get it. I know it's fucked up. But you, sweet Facebook Friend whom I've barely spoken to, have wasted your typing energy on me. I have been watching the Simpsons since it premiered. My top favorite show of all time is Futurama. I think South Park is funny. And I have genuinely zero fucks that you feel uncomfortable with my viewing habits.

I am able to separate the psychology of This Show Sucks Because X from I Enjoy This Show Because X. They're fictional characters. They're exaggerations of personalities. The recent trend of morality policing fiction is genuinely one of the creepiest things I've experienced, being told directly "it is my job to purge people like you from fandom." Do you realize the implications in that statement made by a 19 year old on Tumblr? It's creepy. These bits of trash fiction should not get you so riled up that you send private messages to people to warn them that you see them. That's also creepy.

Fuck I love heading into middle age. Optimistic Nihilism is a literal thing. I didn't know that until recently. I'm having fun not giving a fuck about some things. My husband, age 46, had the right idea all along.

#my field of fucks is barren #its illegal to enjoy things nowadays #learn to enjoy trash #accept that other people like garbage #it's not about you or your morality #optimistic nihilism #gen x annoyed with all the rest of you t shirt #dale gribble was right #let people have their headcanons #let people enjoy stuff #satire is dead #others harm #self care #let me watch my trash shows in peace

[sarasa-cat]

Follow up on that book i vague blogged about a little over a week ago - the one that began with a chapter-length insecure/defensive author’s note.

I just haven’t felt compelled to read it with my eyes but I have a hold for an audiobook version once my library works thru queue. Probably 2-3 more weeks of waiting.

Reading with my eyes (rather than listening to audiobooks while multitasking) is now too precious of a time commodity for me to.

Feeling far more compelled to just shelve all contemporary SF/F (especially by young authors, sorry not sorry, I am too old) and select only the best for audiobooks.

Time to get back to:

- finally reading or finally rereading various timeless classics written long long ago (many by women authors) just to experience them and to take some notes on it.

- reading my giant pile of women authors who do not write in English, which is where most of my readerly joy has been found in the past 10+ years.

- reading fantasy that isn’t shelved as fantasy.

#as for what I do when I finally have an SFF manuscript #and I need to list comparables? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I just say fuck it— it will rise on its own merits #or I will pay someone to do my reading for me #and create the appropriate marketing nonsense required #bc my barren field of fucks to give us real #and with a few rare exceptions #new SFF has been dead to me for more than 10 years #(my few rare exceptions all have tumblr accounts whom I rebegal from semi frequently)

[potsiefaerie]

Not trans, not cis, but a secret third thing.

#the field where my gender and any related fucks about it would grow lies barren but I mostly dress the way society expects my agab to dress #is this a thing? #agender #gendervoid #genderqueer #gender #nonbinary #personal

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

It's not me not wanting to put effort into a relationship it's the fact that I've lost my respect for them, and can't find the energy to care.

#the after #behold the field in which I grow my fucks #look apon it and see that it is barren #... #I'm so tired #I'm tired of living like this #I'm exhausted by life #I don't have any energy left to argue with someone who couldn't care less

[picklesinabottle]

I'm thinking so hard about how everything when chuck raptured everyone was designed for maximum impact. Like. Miracle, obviously. But the way that Eileen's phone was intentionally left, the way that there were cars parked on the side of the road and crashed but none actually blocking the road, the lemonade stand, all the cups and plates, the way everything else still works

#i am especially thinking so very hard about the car thing because a couple crashed ones says 'i know you will be here and i want you to see #this and be upset' #and like in the fifth wave when the technology stops working all the cars crash and they just stay there because thats what happens when #people cant work moving cars anymore. chuck went 'the roads need to be clear so you can travel the country and see that my field of fucks #is barren' i want to punch him #ive said it before and ill say it again it is very good to have your story have an omnipotent character who cares deeply about it being a #story #im not saying its good storytelling but it does make things easier #spn #supernatural #15x19

[assorteddumpsterfires]

Shoutout to people who put the

Gay in gamer

Fun in funeral

And

Taxi in taxidermy

#shitpost #I know gamer isn’t spelled with gay #but like #my field of fucks is barren

[heymacy]

- me at you. that's all, proceed with your day 🌾

— me @ you. that’s all. actually wait no, that’s not all. nosho my sweet, do you know how much i adore you? you are a LIGHT! you are a STAR! you are a fucking SUNBEAM in a dark and scary world and we are all so lucky to know you!! thank you for existing and making this space such a joy every single day 🥹💛 ily ily ily

#nosho my beloved 🥺💛 #i wanna squish your face so bad it’s not even funny #brb getting myself a passport so i can hug you IRL #macy babbles #creepkinginc #it’s also very important to me that you know i read your comment on ch 9 of yqhbr today and it made me smile like MAD #i am also screaming ‘and suddenly there he was’ into my barren frozen fields #BC HEY. DID YOU KNOW. SUDDENLY. THERE HE WAS?! #anyway. ty for the smiles and the joy. you are a fucking gift 😭🥰💛

[jinsai-ish]

Or, as I like, "No one gets to make you feel ashamed of the fictional content you choose to enjoy."

Now please excuse me while I go off to read CanAme twincest.

Also, I painted my nails black today and that makes me happy.

#behold my field of fucks #and see that it is barren

[ryathenaughtykitsune]

"I will fill a fucker up with so much lead~"

#mun and muse #muse is taking over for now #rough day #my field is barren of fucks #motherfucker try me

[got-eggs]

Getting kicked out of a discord for enabling ppl with my queer activities lmao

(bro they thought I was trans 😭, I'm notttttt, but I join ONE VC and immediately they're like bloodhounds on a scent, a false scent, but a scent nontheless)

#they said it was my voice lmao #i also sent an image with the words behild the field of which i grow my fucks as you can see it's barren

[confinesofmy]

it sounds like the church folks are probably going to bar me from planting a rose bush on my mom's grave. 🥲 despite assurances that i'll keep up with it, which are pretty legitimate considering i live super duper close to the church. that's okay, it's not like it's important to me anyway i guess. 🥲

#i have heard that attaching sentimentality to things like this can be very helpful to processing #but not in my experience lol #in my experience it will just lead to... like almost a perpetuation of trauma? #like it reminds me of when there were drunk kids at her graveside after-party when i had specifically asked they not be there #and when everyone wanted her funeral to be at the church i didn't want so i said yes and then the pastor gave word for word the same eulogy #that he'd given at my cousin's 3 months before #like most of the time when i try to set stuff like this up it just doesn't pan out #the second my plan relies on someone else in any capacity it just falls the fuck apart #i guess i'll just keep it in the goddamn pot forever if they decide against it which it really sounds like they will 🙂🔫 #i'm so disappointed #i feel like she'd be really disappointed that i put her ashes in a barren fucking field of centipede grass where nothing else is allowed 😭 #but it's 😭 whatever 😭 i guess 😭 #adam yaps

[afewnovelideas]

#slice of life #tumblr #tumblr polls #i thought my field of fucks was barren #now I'm not so sure #question #can i ask you a question?

[periodic-table-official]

Due to a shortage of my fucks to give, the gay elements might just be a running thing that are posted whenever I have time and feel like it.

#here lies my field of fucks #feast thine eyes upon it #and see that it is barren