#my friend johnathan harker

[funfeminism]

AITA for being annoyed my client/host threw my only mirror out of a window?

I (22M) am a solicitor and currently staying at a client’s castle in Transylvania. As I was shaving this morning my client (??M) grabbed my mirror, got mad at me for bleeding, called the mirror a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and threw it out of the castle window. I was annoyed and was going to say something but then I noticed he was making my bed even though he says he has servants(?? I have yet to see one)

Edit: is it strange that I didn’t see his reflection in the mirror??

#dracula daily #dracula #johnathan harker #harker #count dracula #re: dracula #my friend jonathan harker #jonathan harker #my friend johnathan harker #Transylvania #aita #reddit aita #Reddit #AITA Reddit #funny #mine #text post #text #literature #classic lit memes #classic literature #literature memes #literary meme

[felix-culpae]

Sweet bimbo Johnathan Harker, I am very sorry to say that this is not good news for you

#dracula #dracula daily #my friend johnathan harker

[dramaticpandabear]

I love how in the Dracula Daily fandom, we don’t say that we are beginning once again on May 3rd.

Rather, we say “my dear friend Johnathan is preparing for his upcoming trip. I hope he has such a wonderful time and that he brings back some delicious recipes :)”

And I think that’s beautiful

#my dear friend Johnathan #I hope he has such a pleasant journey through the Carpathians :) #dracula daily #re: dracula #johnathan harker #re dracula #dracula

[sixtynineinchnails]

i have decided that i love vampires more than I hate emails

#dracula daily #i’ve finally given in. i started reading a hard copy last year but then the horrors (uni semesters) started :/ #perhaps my good friend johnathan harker will convince me to trust my inbox

[gentleman-aster]

The autism is autisming....

#This is from a very complex analysis I did on a spreadsheet with multiple criteria #anyways imagine punkitt-is-here's mlp comics with dracula characters #“Friend John did you just eat my forever weed brownie?” #dracula daily #dracula is discord btw #mlp #my little pony #johnathan harker #mina harker #abraham van helsing #quincey morris #arthur holmwood #john seward #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #rarity #applejack

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

With Dracula Daily coming back up for another round, I had "my good friend Johnathan" stuck in my brain.

And then it got mixed up with Jarnathan from the DnD movie.

Is "My good friend Jarnathan" anything? Because a locked door and an open window are not going to be a problem here.

#dracula #dracula daily #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #jarnathan #johnathan harker #my good friend jonathan harker

[cultiest]

I've come to the conclusion that Dracula the novel is actually a food blog run by Johnathan but to get to each recipe you have to read about his funny little business trip

#dracula daily #tell me this isnt exactly what it is #paprika #i mean come onnnn #its Johnathan harkers queer awkening cook book #and also his new friend Dracula is acting kinda strange #but anyway my meal..

[dawneetay]

why are all my favorite characters everyman whiteboy horror protagonists who don't wanna be here, they just wanna be with their partner, let them go home please?!!

#re: dracula #re dracula #resident evil #resident evil 8 #re village #ethan winters #batim #batdr #henry stien #paul mathews #tgwldm #the guy who didn't like musicals #johnathan harker #my friend jonathan harker #dracula spoilers #dracula daily #jonathan harker

[googlyowo]

I literally gasped

#googy talk #dracula daily #i cannot wait to hear from my good friend johnathan harker

[penultimatestalematewithdeath]

Reading through the backlog of Dracula Daily emails to get caught up like a traveler returning home to find a stack of old mail.

#dracula daily #growing ever more concerned for my good friend Johnathan Harker

[moonchild-in-blue]

"Don't expect an email for a while, my friends."

I am surely in the toils.

#devastated #Where is my good friend john? #I sure hope The Horrors haven't caught up to him #johnathan harker #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula

[another-void-tbh]

I have never watched a dracula adaption (good for me so I know nothing before dracula daily tbh)

but

BUT

you mean to tell me some of them never even include Johnathan or Quincey? The ones who stab and slit his throat? The one who flips his entire coffin over the cart like an empty cardboard box?? THE ONE WHO DIES TO GET TO DRACULA AND STAB HIM THROUGH THE HEART?!

get out of here with this NONSENSE!!

#dracula daily #dracula adaptations #johnathan harker #quincy morris #the atrocity #i intend to watch a few adaptations now that I've read fhe book #but goddamn #i also intend to get angry about them #if they do my good friend johnathan bad #or my laconic cowboy Morris bad #screw van helsing through #always hated him #which is unfair #but so be it #i'm balancing out the total love-hate ratio for VH across the globe

[clone-bar-79s]

Id suggest anyone not subscribed to Dracula Daily to do so immediately because we are only five days into the novel and this site is already making no sense

#i mean every other post is dracula or my friend johnathan harker #id you have it in you to ignore these posts all teh way to NOVEMBER???!! #then this is not for you #otherwise sign up #draculadaily #count dracula #dracula daily #dracula #johnathan harker #ali txts

[mysterythief]

Me, August 12th, upon seeing the words Dear Madam - I write by desire of Mr. Johnathan Harker: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! MY BOY JOHNATHAN IS ALIVE!!!!!

#dracula daily #dracula daily spoilers #august 12 #johnathan harker #i have missed my dear friend so much #how I have long for his correspondence

[lil-tumbles]

Maybe YOUR dear friend Johnathan Harker would never, but MINE would. MY dear friend Johnathan Harker would do anything, that guy's nuts

#dracula daily #dracula #my dear friend jonathan harker #johnathan harker

[gayjaytodd]

my dear friend Johnathan Harker has finally deigned to send me a letter from his travels to Romania!

#dracula daily #johnathan harker #my dearest friend johnathan