#my favorite fake guy

[traxanaxanos]

Although Greskrendtregk is both not a character who really exists and Star Trek has never been particularly body diverse, the Greskrendtregk that lives in my heart of hearts and head canon of head canons is a fucking beefy guy. Like the kind of guy who does Olympic shot put or weightlifting. Much like Joe Kovacs or Lasha Talakhadze who are men I know virtually nothing about but who have the body type I’m thinking of. A classic strongman body.

He looks like this body type but with horns! And beautiful long hair! He maybe looses a lot of the underlying muscle in the time Voyager is missing but he remains huge.

I feel like beta canon establishes he’s an engineer? I don’t know why I would have that in my brain otherwise, I hate that idea, engineers are over represented in the fiction. He’s a fucking micropaleontologist or something. He does Ktarian stone throwing, looks at tiny fossils, loves making toasts at parties, and remembers every alien animal fact his wife has ever told him.

(I also don’t like that he’s betacanonically in Star Fleet I think he should just be some guy and Star Fleet should be less of an inward-facing organization where everyone only dates other enrolled members)

#Greskrendtregk #my favorite fake guy #just a non-entity of a man #He's also trans on top of already having alien gender #I refuse to believe most Star Trek aliens have a binary gender system #but especially since 0 info exists on Ktarians I can just say whatever I want #star trek #star trek voyager #some of you may be saying 'thats a himbo' #NO! #he is a huge and smart and softspoken 3dimensional character #ktarian

[hawkeyeslaughter]

fake mash plot — “ out with the old “

hawkeye and frank form a temporary alliance to sabotage trapper when he cleans himself up to win the affections of a snobbish nurse and unintentionally catches margaret’s eye in doing so ; radar befriends a kindly , roughened , older soldier in post - op that his fellow patients laugh at for sharing some of the same awkward traits as he .

#this is my favorite fake mash plot in my drafts btw frank and hawkeye SHOULD’VE allied against trapper it would’ve been funny #i used to want hawnk content as a joke but guys i don’t think it’s a joke anymore #( hawktrap diehard still guys don’t worry ) #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #trapper john mcintyre #trapper john #john mcintyre #trapper mcintyre #hawktrap #traphawk #piercintyre #piercentyre #frank burns #major burns #hawnk #lgbt #lgbtq

[sergle]

screams... tell me why I just spent an hour looking at the Ned Alleged Cheating Scandal tweets

#I'M NOSY OH GOD i really like knowing everything abt this type of thing #I still actually watch the try guys so this is INSANE i'm gonna shit my pants. he was my least favorite anyway #but I am PISSING #sergle.txt #it's alleged so ehhHHHH but. i will say. the My Wife thing does come off as performative to me #and that's gonna be true whether or not this is real. but cmon... don't make your relationship your brand #bc the ebbs and flows in a relationship happen and you still have to My Wife it up for the camera. and it's all fake #if KEITH cheated though I'd kill myself

[marclef]

wonderful cursed Fakes i drew on Magma with @abbyroseflame24 the other night

(text and Milk Carton lovingly sketched by her as well)

individual drawings under the cut if you want them lmao

(based off this Reddit post i saw and i needed to draw him)

👆

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *milk carton spills*

#truly the best way to practice art. draw your favorite boy in a variety of meme poses. #not pictured here: the Family Guy Death Pose Noise we drew as well. things got a little too spicy there. #my art #pizza tower fake peppino #i'm unreasonably happy with how Frog Fake turned out though hehehehehehehe 🤗

[carbonateddrinks]

“And I mean, hell. If you’re have to live the rest of your life in a memory… ya might as well make it a good one.”

#RvB #Red vs Blue #red vs blue the recollection #RvB the recollection #rvb church #guess who finished season 3 #no spoilers for project freelancer btw I’m gonna bawl my eyes out and then watch it #I am so glad im going in this blind #like yeah. some of it didn’t age well but dear GOD this was so good #AND THE FIGHT SCENES???? TEXAS KICKING ASS??? #she was making sure griff was the last of his legacy dear god #AND THE GLACIER BOMB TRAP SCENE MADE ME LOOSE MY SHIT she is my favorite #it’s moments like this that make me proud to be a Texan #god. and. just everything. SARGE’S DAMN SPEEECH i was so convinced he was going to die and I was gonna lose it. #the griff death fake out gave me a heart attack. AND SIMMON’S REACTION TOO LIKE BRO WAS SAD #AND. GOD. HE (church) REALLY DOES CARE. HE’S WILLING TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THESE GUYS WHILE WAITING FOR TEX. ur honor im. emotional

[providing-leverage]

Leverage should physiologically torture a guy by convincing him he's stuck in a time loop

#it wouldn't even be a stretch for them #they stole a guy's dreams #convinced another guy he'd committed murder #and my personal favorite: faked a plague #leverage

[dammarchy211]

Here u fuckin go

Scatters this on the floor like bread crumbs

#my art #psychonauts #psychonauts fanart #raz aquato #razputin aquato #psychonauts raz #psychonauts art #psychonauts au #Psychonauts razputin #splatoon au #older au #always forget if I use that tag for the 13 y/o raz au but whatever #fake gun #idk if someone’s already done the got too silly meme w/ raz in the asylum disguise but I Swear I wasn’t trying to copy if they did— #the stimming picture of him is like….my favorite drawing of him.. litle guy…… #the 13 y/o one is fun too he looks so fucking mad—

[manicplank]

Noise: Hey, sexy lady. You come 'round here often?

Peppino: [flabbergasted] ... I-a fucking hate you.

Noise: Ahh, come on, baby, don't be like that.

Peppino: Get out of my restaurant.

Noise: WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!! YOU'RE A WHORE ANYWAYS!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE A NICE GUY LIKE ME!!!

#nice guy jokes are my favorite #he fake flirts with him to piss him off #and it works #pizza tower #noise #the noise #peppino #peppino spaghetti #shitpost

[artichow]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOYO BEYBLADE (12/30)

#totally didn't forget her birthday nope #anyway congrats to her for being my favorite little guy in my brain this year and probably ever #beyblade #mfb oc #mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade metal fight #shoyo beyblade #shoyo hagane #hyoma beyblade #artidoesart #artists on tumblr #digital art #anime screencap #anime style #fake screencap

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

current favorite thing about Psych: Shawn and his on-again off-again unofficial sometimes boyfriend Despereaux

#watching the art theft episode and man #shawn is just so bbg around despereaux its hysterical #ok psych reboot ft. things id change #uhhh id make it canon that shawn and despereaux fucked thanks for coming to my ted talk- #despereaux does Anything and shawn is all sparkly eyes amazed heart emoticons- #no no ok ok this is the dynamic in my head #yeah they fucked but despereaux was soooo over it once they parted ways #but shawn is like. That clingy guy after a one night stand who thinks that Had Something #yk? am i making sense? its almost 5 am i wanted to be asleep two hours ago #absolutely unprompted #LMAO DESPEREAUX JUST FAKED GETTING BLOWN UPPPPP #shawn is Devastated lmaoooooo #i love how they're all like 'spencer im sorry for your loss' LIKKEEEEEE cmon this shit writes itself #OMGGGG LMAO DESPEREAUX LEFT SHAWN MOST OF HIS STUFF IN THE WILL READINGGGGGG #'shawn was despereaux's only Male friend' okkkkkk ok ok ok #LMAOOO SHAWN IS DOING THE MANIC 'hes not dead!!!' THEORY THNGGGGGG #yes bby follow that hunch. be insane over this. get that art thief dick #'death by diabetes. i kid! he exploded' NEW FAVORITE QUOTE woody you are an Icon #nooo bs this is literally the fruitiest shawn has ever been and he has been Fruity on this show #cary elwes has chemistry with Everyone i stg #'i am giving this speech To Him' (shawn about the eulogy) mannnnnn MANNNNNNN #SHAWN IS DELUSIONAL <3 I LOVE THIS EPISODE ITS EVERYTHING #his. his first name is pierre. LMAO #SHAWN IS HAVING A PUBLIC BREAKDOWNNNNNNN #sorry sorry i love this show. its so stupid its great

[bazoonga-bazinga]

terumob fans really ate and suffered yesterday huh?

#my favorite pastime is making fake manga panels to go along fake anime screencaps #this was collab with my roomate so you guys better like this one #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 spoilers #terumob

[sieglinde-freud]

real photo of me telling my friends and family what i wanted for christmas

#fe inigo #fe shitpost #posts that mean nothing i just wanted everyone to know he is still my favorite guy ever #inigo fire emblem u will always be famous. #actually insane my friends and family dont know me at all cuz when i woke up this morning #i did not find inigo fire emblem tied up and unconscious under my tree. yall fake!!! #i need to go to bed but at my family gathering i drank like four coffees to keep my social battery mildly alive and now im j. awake. #but only physically like a lights on no one home situation so this is all i got

[housewifebuck]

FINE

give me my bald chimney <3

I already gave you bald chimney but here's another one I guess

#senor suerte's fake alcohol drunk chimney with one sleeve rolled up for no reason is my favorite guy #asks #bald911 #office hours

[m3llowm1sh]

guys holy shit i predicted melodie................

#this is from my drafts i dont think i explained the idea well but it was something i thought about a lot and made sense in my head #id rather have my idea and the bs i came up with than whatever melodie is #I HATE HER GRAHHHHHH #brawl stars #its funny how castle duo is my favorite duo ever and i havent ever came up with a fan idea for a third member... im a fake fan guys smh </3 #/j i would but i have no creativity whatsoever #wait actually ill do it right now #ummmmmmmmm i think having a princess is kind of dumb bcuz like i said mandy exists.... i think maybe a brawler revolving around #the haunted armor trope would be cool? like... a ghost knight that died a long time ago and possessed a suit of armor and fights on to this #very day #and supercell could release it on halloween wow im so smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #“why are you rambling about this so much its such a dumb idea” its my blog and i ramble about whatever i want💥 #their name could be. idfk. and they love their sword or something like how ash loves his rats and grom his walkie talkie #the trio ever !!!!!!!!!!! guys if you think its a good idea and want me to draw it ummmmmm ill draw it when we hit 100123901239million like #ill show my incredibly smart and cool and super and awesome idea to my brawl stars friends and moots and see what they think #mishs not art tag

[hawksredrobe]

just watched 6x10 and 6x11 of house. holy fuck i am never going to be the same again

#guys just fuck it would be less gay than the proposal and the fake dating and the new apartment #6x10 is my new favorite episode needless to say #house #house md #hilson

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

Pokecrumbs

BANDIT (Zorua + Nickit) and SNATCHER (Zoroark + Thievul)

+ Mimikeino (Deino + Mimikyu)

#Pokémon #fake pokemon #Pokémon design #decided to try my hand at those crossbreed Pokémon I see #I miss drawing Pokémon so much #plus Deino is my favorite little guy I mashed together two favorites that is the EPITOME of a little guy #totally unrelated to a gothic lit Pokémon AU the moon and I have been cooking