Two kings Tord needs some lotion, ashy af boi
I think he needs a lot more than that...considering the above lol.
"What are you smiling at, Commie..??"
I like to think theres a bit more to it too
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Ealisay: omg you knew THE Hero of Ferelden?? what was she like??
Alistair, thinking about that one time Vanyla discovered that she was actually expected to pay for things so she threw a temper tantrum, complete with stomping her feet: she was very... unique
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THE KIND OF PLAN I CAN GET BEHIND
as link i would not be pleased by these people giving zelda's belongings away to random people they don't believe to be THE link. like come on
children again with the hard hitting questions
also they're as tall as link at like. 12 years old. truly hylians are the chihuahuas of hyrule
every character seeing this: OH MY GOD ZELDA IS TRAPPED IN THE CASTLE WE HAVE TO SAVE HER LINK OH MY GOD
link who's well aware that's not zelda: hmhm yeah sure. i'm on my way
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Right you are, Ken
Watching the Takeshi's Castle reboot on Amazon. Took me a couple rounds to figure that Mr. Sasuke is in on a comedy bit for the show where he intentionally cheats or otherwise fails in silly ways... and is promoted to the next round anyway.
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May 15., Jonathan Harker's Journal
"Here I am, sitting at a little oak table where in old times possibly some fair lady sat to pen, with much thought and many blushes, her ill-spelt love-letter, and writing in my diary in shorthand all that has happened since I closed it last. It is nineteenth century up-to-date with a vengeance. And yet, unless my senses deceive me, the old centuries had, and have, powers of their own which mere "modernity" cannot kill."
Comparing yourself to a blushing maiden writing a love letter...I'm sure Freud would have much to say about this xD
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Crush (12-21-23)
"You've got it bad, huh?" Pendennis Castle whirred to glare at his fleetmate, Caerphilly Castle, who was watching him with a cheeky grin.
"No, I don't." Pendennis Castle hissed back, scowling. "I don't have a crush on Flying Scotsman."
Caerphilly Castle snorted.
"You're an awful liar, 'Den." He replied, and Pendennis Castle's scowl deepened. "It's pretty obvious you've got a crush. Everyone can tell." The taller faun crossed his arms, giving his fleetmate a smug look.
"I don't have crush on Flying Scotsman!" Pendennis Castle seethed, and sharply turned away from Caerphilly Castle.
"Keep telling yourself that, 'Den."
Pendennis Castle stomped off, the scowl on his face highlighted by the blush that colored his features when he thought of the smile Flying Scotsman had given him before he left.
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