#movie fails

[cut-me-and-call-me-yours]

FOOTFAIRY (2020)

This poster is 50% more exciting than the actual movie. It felt like a too long episode of criminal minds and was only 10% as interesting as thier lamest episode. From the description, I was expecting something reminiscent of Manhunter, but I was sorely disappointed. The ending was througly unsatisfactory and left much to be desired. I never want to see this film again !!

#bunnytalks #horror #horrormovies #foot fairy #hindi films #movie fails #boo 👎 #foot fetiš

[austenpoppy]

Yep, they did that

The moment you know the movies really botched Hermione's character to the point of no return is the moment she snapped at Kreacher in the seventh movie.

Really ?

Like, really ?

Like, how can you have misunderstand Hermione's character that badly ? That girl tried to be kind to Kreacher when Kreacher didn't deserve it and was throwing racial slurs at her, because Hermione thinks house-elves are brainwashed (which I disagree with, but that's not the point).

#hp #movie fails #hermione granger

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa loves the Vanny “animatronic”

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #vanessa afton #vannessa shelly #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa doesn’t know the funny bunny girl isn’t an animatronic #Vanny is trapped no idea how to go forward here #doesn’t have the heart to say she isn’t an animatronic #nor does she want to be caught #When I said vanessa would love and the pizzaplex peeps I meant it #I THOUGHT this was a cute idea Vanny fails again 💗

[mralbertinho]

While we're all talking about both the WGA/SAG strikes and Barbenheimer, I hope everyone realises that the entire reason this exists is because Christopher Nolan stood up to Warner Bros against pushing their entire cinematic slate onto streaming in 2021, by taking his next film to another studio.

Then, as an act of petty revenge, they decided to deliberately move their single biggest movie of 2023 (and arguably WB's biggest non-Batman/Harry Potter movie in DECADES) directly onto his release date.

So no, the Barbie Marketing isn't "so good it helped another movie". The Barbie Marketing Machine was specifically designed to get back at someone who dared to stand up against WB executives.

It was a calculated move of malice by soulless corporate fuckeroonies.

#the fact that fans decided to destroy the rivalry and make Barbenheimer is the best part of this #you just know that movie studios are going to try and replicate this energy tho #and they will fail because you simply cannot get this lightning in a bottle moment to happen again #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #wga strike #sag strike

[gaypeople]

henry and his thing for running his left hand through alex's hair when they kiss

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrbsource #iuserzoe #userveronika #userninz #userbeckett #userclara #tusertha #usersteen #usertj #firstprince #* #it's so serious for him #coloring this movie never fails to have me sweating like lord

[gorgynei]

i want a whole movie in hobie's style

(this is my art, not a screenshot or poster. lmaoo)

#had fun with this but ultimitely i think i failed to capture the style in the movie. its soooo fucking good but hard #aceart #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spider-punk

[01-reihanehdraw]

he's just a silly little guy🐰 :)

#cringe fail loser wife #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf art #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie fanart #five nights at freddy's fanart #fnaf fandom #fnaf fans #rabbit william #william afton #fnaf william afton #william afton fnaf #william afton fanart #steve raglan #steve raglan fanart #steve raglan fnaf #springtrap #springtrap fanart #springtrap fnaf #bunny #hare #rabbit #rabbit winnie the pooh #fanart #digital art #tumblr #yall asked for it..

[pedro-pascal]

BILLY ELLIOT (2000) dir. Stephen Daldry “Don’t know. Sorta feels good. Sorta stiff and that, but once I get going… then I like, forget everything. And… sorta disappear. Sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I’ve got this fire in my body. I’m just there. Flyin’ like a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity.”

#billy elliot #filmedit #henricavyll #userlet #userlenny #okscomputer #userrobin #dailyflicks #fyeahmovies #moviegifs #doyouevenfilm #cinemaspam #chewieblog #userbbelcher #userstream #useradie #uservini #* #this movie never fails to make me cry

[turtleblogatlast]

One of the earliest examples of Leo’s “I’ll do my own thing to accomplish our goal without discussing it with my team first” is in episode one. It’s super, super quick, and ultimately inconsequential, but it subtly sets up a great precedent that I think is very interesting.

When the boys need to grab the medallion from Splinter without Splinter noticing, Raph, Mikey, and Donnie huddle together with Raph taking the lead in trying to devise a plan to get the mystic device. Meanwhile, Leo slinks away and grabs the device by clocking the situation (by knowing his father well enough to predict his actions - something he does with each family member multiple times in the series) and making a move on his own.

It works out perfectly fine, and is ultimately the best move, and it’s honestly okay that he didn’t consult everyone for something so small when it’s such a non issue to get it, but it nicely sets up how this tends to go in the series, including how it goes in the movie.

To be honest episode one is actually really good at setting up a lot of things for each character in the long run, this is just one example that caught my attention, as small and unassuming as it is.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #im just ranting at this point feel free to ignore me I’m tired lol #anyway #Leo constantly just goes off and does his own thing #and yeah honestly his own thing often works??? but he alienates his brothers/team in the process #BUT also this isn’t necessarily a one way street #when Leo DOES try to consult his brothers or give his thoughts on matters he’s not really taken seriously #best example here is bug busters where he CONSTANTLY makes his worries and suspicions known only to have them ignored #so it’s almost understandable that he doesn’t often open up about his thought process when it’s easier to just do it #than to try and fail to justify it #after all it almost always works out for him when he does so why not? #and then the movie happens #and that line of thinking doesn’t quite hold up does it? #BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE #like I said episode one is super good at setting characters up #from showing off Donnie’s preference for tech vs magic/mystic #from showing Mikey’s innate talent for mysticism #from showing Raph’s anxieties and how easily they can stack up #there’s more but I’d have to do a closer deep dive on the ep and man am I tired #so off the head rambles it is for now #sorry everyone for my constant spam of Too Many Words into things that are prob Not That Deep #it’s honestly just fun haha #EDIT: bc I saw someone mention it! yeah all the boys have communication issues through the series and it’s super interesting and realistic #Leo in particular stands out to me here because his communication issues are a constant theme that pop up much more often #but each of them experiences this in some form

[fireheartwraith]

I need you all to understand that because there’s a city in Brazil called CHRISTMAS (aka Natal because Portuguese) and another one called BETHLEHEM (aka Belém), as a kid I thought JESUS IS BRAZILIAN

#qsmp #also there's a really famous movie called auto da compadecida where jesus shows up and he's a black man #and the movie happens in the region where both those cities are in #SO THE COINCIDENCES JUST KEPT PILING UP #jesus eats cuzcuz write that down #brasil #brazilian #brazil #christmas #christianity #only two people pointed out that Belém and Natal are not in the same region WE HAVE ALL FAILED

[corffee]

“I kinda want to see Tumblr’s reaction to the new Mario movie trailer. I wonder what they’re saying.”

The top post:

#I love you guys so much #you never fail to keep me from coming to this site #mario bros movie #super mario bros movie #the mario movie #mario movie #mario #luigi #bowser

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

“Oh but listening to mario noises for an hour would be so annoying!”

have you ever played any mario game in your life.

#for gods sake most games don’t have ANY audio dialogue in them (i believe? at least the classics. i didn’t have Nintendo #but my mom has a ton of nostalgia for mario games since she’s a child of the 80s #which is why I’m so adamant about this. my mother deserves a nice mario movie and i REFUSE to let chris ruin that for her. #chances are you’re watching the movie if you liked the games #and if you liked the games then surely you can handle a few sound effects. #honestly I’d take ten hours of mario ‘wahoo’s over a minute of chris pratt’s flavorless character voice. #TLDR the games have multiple hours of JUST mario sound effects w no audio dialogue youll be fine #and also. listening to chris pratt is way more annoying than listening to mario jumping sounds #mario movie #cringe fail chris pratt #🤡.txt

[legglessdraws]

Did y’all think about how Edgin is presented as the hero/mc of the movie and then proceeds to be n o t h i n g like a traditional male hero? Apart from the fridged wife he: has a daughter that he loves and is shown loving, can’t physically fight, needs to be saved by Holga constantly, is emotionally vulnerable, is self loathing but won’t let that stop him and won’t make that anyone elses problem!! (sort of), literally never has a single hero-i-saved-the-day-moment, his *moments* in the film is him realising he’s been a dick and apologising, all he does is make plans, gets saved by everyone else and occasionally smack people with his lute! loser of all time.

#honor among thieves #dnd movie #think one of my fav moments of his was the yeah we keep failing but we can’t give up because that means we’ve failed!! #exactly the type of dad i like #honestly they were all losers except for doric and that ruled

[chloesimaginationthings]

That's the wrong FNAF Mike, Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #security breach #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #based off that ancient tumblr post by jacicfrost if yknow yknow #Vanny stabbed the wrong guy oops #luckily Michael is a corpse so this doesn’t affect him #the two game fnaf pals are funny both are just built so different #gotta love a girl losing her mind #gotta love a fail girl #Mike is somewhere sleeping peacefully not knowing he could of been stabbed

[juney-blues]

can we stop putting motion blur in video games forever please

it never looks good, and all it ever really accomplishes is needlessly obfuscating the game state.

like who the fuck says "oh gee this game is great, but i wish every time i moved the camera it would become 10 times fucking harder to tell what the hell is even going on"

#juney.txt #''oh but it looks more cinematic'' if you want to watch a movie go watch a fucking movie #video games are not cinema. cinema is not the highest form of art to which all other artforms should aspire. #play to the strengths of your own medium rather than trying and failing to look like a completely different one

[zibiscusloon]

“Mike would hate Michael!” Ya know what? No! They’re besties! Mike told me himself!

#my art #sketch #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #michael afton #william afton #steve raglan #springtrap #afton family #Mike: His swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me #Mike naturally gravitates towards the most traumatized and weird people in all of Utah #Movie!Vanessa is deadass Michael #he is friends with afton losers and afton losers exclusively