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janedoe-ing · 1 year

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here's a place about good memories.

write about it.

me and my big family going to a vacation at this one big house where there's like two swimming pools and a sauna tub, and everyone were like enjoying ourselves, we had karaoke at night, the kids are swimming 24/7 and were hungry like piranhas, my mom and my aunts and wan cooking dishes most of the time as well bcs we are very RAMAI and my uncles doing the bbq and my atuk just simply taking our pics as we do our diving and back flips in the swimming pool, totally a worthy memory.

me and walid racing home from kedai tomyam bc we want to watch our favourite tv3 drama only bcs the nickname of the hero in the show has a funny nickname.

going to lost world of tambun w fir, just two kids enjoying their depressive phase of their lives.

ijo's staycation @ the pinnacle!! the house was amazing, we literally went out the whole day for the second day to the point mong vomited, diy-ed literally the microwave on how to cook the nuggets and fries, us being chaotic preparing to go out and the atmosphere of getting ready (chefs kiss)

me, syiffa, amirah, dayana going out to mahbub and did a shit ton of embarassing things together

my mom cooking the food im craving every time i asked for it

umi's lempeng kosong, three ingredients and POW the best food ever

that one night walid, umi and all my siblings were watching tv and aim said that a goat in the iklan was a dog and pupa correcting him saying its a cat (dumbasses)

every time of each of my siblings rolling up, walking, talking, basically every point of their milestones

HOLDING CHONKY BABIES

smoky accompanying me to the kitchen at night, every single time.

that one time of my birthday walid and umi got me a painting stand with watercolours and stuff, i used to love doing art as a kid.

going bowling w mama and abah and kak atin and abang ipan and abang boboy

kak atin making me roti telur that tasted so yummy bcs the egg is only coated at the outside and the inside is still white bread, i cooked french toast only in this way since then

staycation ijo and we burned the nugget using a microwave (a talent i tell u)

me reading and switching books with atin arifah after pt3 and we got to read a lot of books that i actually enjoy reading (damn i miss enjoying to read)

us eating kfc that frau bought during a night class for deutsch, since we were desperate for outside food, kfc although so mid but then it became super delicious when it got to us like we are STARVING

that one time we had an impromptu sleepover at auni's with dayana, apat, and amirah and we made kek batik and skipped few classes the next day and went back home late the night before after going to pasar seni to mytown to auni's house #corememory

amirah buying her barbie ultra soft bristles toothbrush for herself and dense ones for us (sumpah kelakar weh ni)

rode a motorcycle w najat and fadhli @ dataran merdeka

sdtp jamming in the midst of chaos before justech's induction day

that moment when we made those chaotic tiktoks for fun and suddenly became the witness to an accident

lepak-ing at ukm with jibby rapeh and fakhri till 11 pm

berbuka ramai ramai with most of JAPP members and k4!

those two days of pantun undang undang competition where i accompanied hasya to meet her crush HAHA

mycc comp. periodt. chaotic.

the day we went out to get stuffs for justech induction day and istg t was so chaotic

every sleepovers we had at auni's house, even if it's for one night

life update presentations with ijo during staycation

jamming sessions in hasya's car with sdtp

when i went to watch tbosas with anis qees and fadhli, and it went from a cinema date to eating at two diff restaurants to discussing our moot problems to window shopping at vincci to sungei wang to change qees' lenses to random one hour karaoke session with them

sleepovers at anis and qees'

texas chicken runs on almost every tuesday at jaya mall!

post moot bukit bintang visit and ofc the complimentary karaoke session with fadhli anis and qees

that time when i teman hasya to watch her crush in a pantun comp at ukm for two days straight

walid remembering this silly goofy song i made when i was a kid that i could no longer remember but he remembers it. something about animals, but obviously i don't remember it anymore.

staycation with mtps!! [we went for swimming, do a secret santa, we cooked, watched dabbe, ate a TUB of ice cream in a day and take bomb ass selfies tgt, karaoke-ing for 3 hours]

me and hasya going to jaya one to debrief about that night i went to the iftar with that mf

sdtp going to this cafe post finals and we became teary and missing each other when it's not even one day yet from our holidays

iftar with japp when we went to trx and had naknak at the city park and made cute tiktoks and took some bomb ass selfies

tbc

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onlyswan · 8 days

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Hey, Art! It's been so long since I logged in. Life has been so busy so I got not time. I missed this place so much! and I missed you! This is so long so excuse the comeback of my yapping gig!

First of all, I love love love the symbolism of bed and sleeping as the levels of vulnerability in the relationship.

THE FALLING - I really love and admire how much you made me antsy and nervous about their conversation and how the night will lead them during their first sleepover. With their dialogues, and Jungkook's internal monologue of wanting to grab the opportunity of spending a little more time with oc but also not wanting come off as a creep or someone who takes advantage of them, then there's oc making light of things Jungkook usually overthinks about. A great introduction of how their dynamic will be - also oc taking importance of their shared moment crying about an anime movie that they felt comfortable having him around, I see that as how oc values vulnerability itself and the people that shows them theirs - if this the first fic you will read about them. Another thing, I cannot recall all of them at this moment but Jungkook really loves oc's eyes and how expressive they are, I adore how you used our collective admiration of Jungkook's eyes to him understanding a new perspective of love, it is a classic way of describing an epiphany. I love you so much for that, Artie! I'm a sucker for yearning and I can say that maybe this could be one of my favorite parts of this installment. The awkwardness, the dead air that I could feel, and the funny butterflies on Jungkook's tummy is something I could feel too! He is noticing the little things and he knows he is ruined then and there!

ALLOW ME TO LINGER BY THE DOOR - First of all, the way that the first line completely contrasts the first part. "Hey, it's getting late. Shouldn't you be heading home by now?" (as if they don't know that Jk's gonna wanna stay), oc and their playful antics istg! The moment where Jk realized that they shared a straw and oc being so nonchalant about it, while he is internally exploding. Wait, I changed my mind! This is my most favorite part because of how you perfectly depicted the thing where Jungkook lied about not bringing his own clothes and actually planning to sleepover from the start. It's so funny and endearing at the same time because, yes! I would do the same if I were the one in his position and will definitely bask in oc's presence and charms. I, too, would accept my place to hell. Hahaha! Oh, Art, the way you play with my feelings, following that funny moment with their first intimate moment imo. The physical touch, the very close proximity, the domesticity of the act, and oc talking about a story from their past. Easily the most romantic thing ever. Especially the part where oc snorted and puts their forehead on Jk's back? My tummy feels so warm. The unexpected kiss from oc? I squealed and kick my feet in the air so hard! The little moments that you choose to narrate are one of a kind, Art. I'll forever dream about it happening to me. On the other hand, I know oc enjoys the moment too in many ways possible hehe.

THE YEARNING - Not gonna lie, this part is hard for me to read because this is something I would do drunk and I would feel so embarassed having a person like Jungkook to deal with me. But enough of me, this part of their story made me realize how much Jungkook went out of his shell to join or pick-up oc with their unexpected and silly antics. It made me think of a recurring thought while reading it - if it's not for oc, he wouldn't; if it's not with oc, he wouldn't; if it's not oc, he wouldn't do nor experience all the things. It reminded me of that drabble where Jungkook realized that his love for oc is persevering, this moment of them is a glimpse of how he would always, always choose oc. He's not even the boyfriend, yet he kneels before them to tend to them. Also, the different phases of denial in Jungkook's part and how you used being mad with it is so funny. I like it so much. (The cherry red dress though, oc's sense of style is chef's kiss hehe) Now, having these thoughts made me think of how many more sides of love they have that we haven't seen yet.

HAPPINESS OUTSIDE DAYDREAMS - Ugh! I'm a sucker for this, Art! The first line is so cute and teasing and it introduced us to the next level in their relationship. He's officially the boyfriend! Everybody cheers! I've read so much installment that featured a scene where Jk called oc baby in so many ways yet having the context and experience of the previous parts made this "come here, baby." so fucking sweet! Like, that feeling where you new boyfriend didn't addressed you by your name, that moment where your new friend introduced you as their bestfriend, or that feeling when you got called as a student majoring in a course you've been dreaming about? That proud and exciting feeling of anticipation and contentment. Made me bury my face on my pillow! How you described the happiness Jungkook's feeling is on point, it made me smile like fool, Art. Like, I've been rooting for them, for him since the first part then yes! finally! Here we are!

THE SPRING FLOWER IN THE EYE OF THE STORM - Art, when I tell that this slightly smutty part made me cry more than feeling hot and bothered would you hate me? 😔For some reason, I've been anticipating a smutty part of them ever since you gave us a glimpse but to be honest, I just really ache to see how you perceive their first time will be and…. I am speechless, it is full of mixed emotions, it is exciting, and it is painful in a way that it's because it felt like oc has finally came home. Like, all the path they took in the past, no matter if they go back and change it, they will eventually, and inevitably lead to Jungkook. It is silly and lighthearted yet the undertones of it all makes it all the more romantic. I don't know but I specifically listened to intro (end of the world) by ariana grande during this part. It is so fitting, from the lyrics, the calm, sweet, and lovely sound, to and ariana's mellow singing.

if only you could see yourself through his eyes, even for just a moment, then maybe you’d understand why he’s dancing with fire and folding with his tower of cards. This part perfectly encaptured the thing about oc, it sucks because in any universe, they won't ever know half of the love Jungkook carries for them and them only. The beauty of love and commitment, trusting and giving them your heart, hoping and praying they won't take it for granted and loving them back beyond the reasons and without the reasons.

the burning tears that drip down to your temples are lost evidence you will bring to the grave. You broke me in this part, Art.

SPEAKING TRUTHFULLY YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME - "You are my rest." To be called someone's rest is to be told that loving you is a nature to them. Something that doesn't require concious effort, something that doesn't need much thinking, something that doesn't require energy from them but a source for them. This such a beautiful phrase you add there. Ahh! I am being too sappy, making deep of the little and silly things but that's just how it is with my favorite couple! Again, the topic of proximity and perspectives as a reoccuring theme and you never fail to give us new idea to ponder to. I adore how Jungkook answered oc's question about his 'options'. I agree, you don't choose other because it is simply not the person you love. It is so cute how they addressed Jungkook's obvious infatuation from the beginning hehe, such a cute moment.

CHOICE TO STAY - I really love it when they call each other 'lover' like you recognize that person as someone who loves you, and you own it, and you know you deserve it that's why you do. Like it's such a validating and romantic thing. Writing my thoughts about this part makes me want to cry because I got reminded of how Jungkook want him and oc to die together. Their conversation here made me realize how much of a fearless lover oc is when it comes to him. They've shown it many times before but it never fails to amaze me how you wrote it differently every single time, and the degrees make me want to set the whole world on fire including hell. I love how they are so open and communicating to each other even if some conversations are painful to have.

The archive part is a compensation for my shaken heart. I lost count of how many deep breathes I took writing this. This is the first that I read from a long time and I was attacked by a big wave of love and wonder. As I always say, I thank the universe for making me alive in the same time as you. I love reading book but no book can make me feel the way your works do. I love you! Thank you for sharing this to us! Mwah!

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my beloved swan anonie 🥺🥺🥺 oh how i’ve missed you!!!!!! i received this ask as i was about to sleep last night but i couldn’t help but to read it even with eyes blurry from sleepy tears. safe to say i went to sleep with a smile on my face :") also the words yapping gig is making me giggle until now LOL you’re so cute i love you. thank you so much for finding my works and this one in particular worthy of your time to yap about :P i wish i can squish in the biggest hug ever

I cannot recall all of them at this moment but Jungkook really loves oc's eyes and how expressive they are, I adore how you used our collective admiration of Jungkook's eyes to him understanding a new perspective of love, it is a classic way of describing an epiphany.

me blushing giggling and kicking my feet rn. i was kinda emotional when i came up with that honestly </3

The awkwardness, the dead air that I could feel, and the funny butterflies on Jungkook's tummy is something I could feel too! He is noticing the little things and he knows he is ruined then and there!

eeekkk i’m so happy 🥹 you have no idea how much i enjoy writing these pre-official relationship moments like oh my god these lovesick fools.

First of all, the way that the first line completely contrasts the first part. "Hey, it's getting late. Shouldn't you be heading home by now?" (as if they don't know that Jk's gonna wanna stay), oc and their playful antics istg!

that’s a real reader right there lmfao i adore you 😭😭😭

Wait, I changed my mind! This is my most favorite part because of how you perfectly depicted the thing where Jungkook lied about not bringing his own clothes and actually planning to sleepover from the start. It's so funny and endearing at the same time because, yes! I would do the same if I were the one in his position and will definitely bask in oc's presence and charms.

I AM SO GLAD U POINTED THIS OUT BC I WAS LAUGHING WHILE WRITING IT 😭😭😭 my man came prepared with his own boy clothes

The unexpected kiss from oc? I squealed and kick my feet in the air so hard!

same but i have two sides. the other being: i was kinda jealous of him tbh 😒

It made me think of a recurring thought while reading it - if it's not for oc, he wouldn't; if it's not with oc, he wouldn't; if it's not oc, he wouldn't do nor experience all the things.

what are you gonna do now that you’ve made me cry??? is this revenge???? 😭💔 oh my god i’m never forgetting this ever

Art, when I tell that this slightly smutty part made me cry more than feeling hot and bothered would you hate me? 😔

and when i tell you that was actually my plan all along would you hate me? 🥺🥺🥺 more than the act itself, it was such a meaningful night in oc’s part in terms of love and how they view it and i really reallyyy wanted to show that :(

This part perfectly encaptured the thing about oc, it sucks because in any universe, they won't ever know half of the love Jungkook carries for them and them only.

*insert every crying meme on the internet* no because they know!!! but do they actually know???????!!

"You are my rest." To be called someone's rest is to be told that loving you is a nature to them. Something that doesn't require concious effort, something that doesn't need much thinking, something that doesn't require energy from them but a source for them.

my beloved :( you said it so perfectly there are tears in my eyes.

Again, the topic of proximity and perspectives as a reoccuring theme and you never fail to give us new idea to ponder to.

really played around with this one hehehe it was so much fun and gave me a lot to think about too!!

Their conversation here made me realize how much of a fearless lover oc is when it comes to him. They've shown it many times before but it never fails to amaze me how you wrote it differently every single time, and the degrees make me want to set the whole world on fire including hell.

🫣 and you still haven’t seen all of it. writing it always makes me think that damn, it is such a privilege to be loved by them :(

#massive spoilers incase u haven’t read the latest iw entry 🫡#art’s post office ☁️#🦢 anon #to make art smile :d

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killuababie · 4 years

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Hi hi! Can I please request nsfw headcanons of Kuroo, Zen (mysme), Semi, Noya and Osamu with a fem!s/o who's like really kinky, kinkier than most people and isn't shy about being like this? You don't have to think of specific kinks, I just wanna read about the relationship dynamics between the guys and a fem!s/o who has this special side. Thank you!

Freaky.

Pairing: Kuroo x Fem!Reader, Zen x Fem!Reader, Semi x Fem!Reader, Noya x Fem!Reader, Osamu x Fem!Reader.

Type: Kinda NSFW(?) Headcanons.

A/N: IM LOWKEY A KINKY PERSON ASWELL SO THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE- Wait this is my first request which does not ask for manager hcs omg

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KUROO TETSURO:

Listen Kuroo is actually one awkward bitch and he definitely has never talked with a girl about explicit things.

Yea he might’ve had his first kiss and shit but talking ab kinky stuff? HELL NO

It was one of those ordinary days when you first asked him about his kinks, if he had any.

He deadass thought he heard something wrong until you repeated your question .

Now he’s just sitting there like 👁️👄👁️ not knowing how to respond

He musters up some courage and y'all have a full blown discussion on it

Ngl he definitely has some kinks, roleplay being one of them

Whatever the scenario be, man’s THRIVING to see you in the particular outfit.

Istg y’all’s bedroom activities increased to a new level and he’s definitely down to try everything with you

One of his favourite things to do is put on red lights while y’all do the nasty.

He would definitely go for couple of rounds under the dim red light.It just turns him on, alot. Like ALOT.

Also, this man is rich. Like RICH RICH.

Would love to spend money for this purpose and see you all dolled up just for HIM.

ZEN (Hyun Ryu):

Zen: ALL MEN ARE WOLVES.

You: Are you sure about that?

Zen: nvm im just a puppy owned by a mistress.

Ik that bitch is all talk no act if some he were to meet someone dominant.

But if you happen to be a sub then he’s your master.

Please if you ever were to put a collar around your neck with a chain tied to it, he’ll drag you around the house with it.

The aftermarks they leave and when you decide to not hide them

YOU'RE FUELING HIS PRIDE

He loves the fact you’re not embarassed by it because it shows evryone what he does to you/ what you do to him

SEMI EITA:

You we’re probably on a phone call talking with your friend discussing about the kinks you have.

He swears he didnt mean to hear it but the vulgar words rolling off your tongue just froze him in his tracks.

He’s not the person who is shy about it but definitely not the person who would talk so openly about kinks in general.

But now he has been introduced to your new to him side he’d be more than just happy to show his kinky side

He’s one hundred percent into experimentation

He definitely wants to try out almost everything with you, even threesomes, yes. I really do think he’d be into it

Semi would love to spend hundreds of dollars on bedroom activities y'all love doing.

NISHINOYA YUU:

You were probably reading a fanfic or something about pegging men

#PegAllMen2020

You: PEG ALL MEN

Noya, subconsciously: PEG ALL MEN...wait..peg all men?😟

You: YES!!!! PEG ALL MEN 😎😎

Thats how Noya found about your wild side.

HE WAS MORE THAN JUST HAPPY CUZ DAMN

He deadass worshipped your ass even more cuz what did he do to have you as his girlfriend

Would definitely brag ab it to Tanaka and make him jealous cuz his sex life is ✨immaculate✨

He loves it when he’s crying under your touch.

NOYA IS FUCKING VOCAL

He loves, LOVES to beg you and let you know how good you make him feel.

MIYA OSAMU:

His annoying ass definitely saw the bdsm test you took

At first he was like "zayum that's a lot 😟"

He tried to tease you ab it but you nonchalantly asked him if he was interested in any of them

NOW HE’S FLUSTERED

Though it does not take him long enough to gain his composure and sweep you off your feet.

One moment y’all were in the living room discussing about your kinks the next you were in your shared bedroom.

Osamu, quickly enough, gave you a brief introduction to his kinks

OKAY BUT THE MAIN THING?

HE ISN’T SCARED OF ANY FUCKING THING except Kita.

Which means, public sex.

Y’all definitely have some wild ass public adventures

Sometimes he’s fingering you under the table, pulling you into a lonely alleyway to do the nasty, maybe pulling you onto his lap in back of a movie theater.

Y’all have one hell of an adventurous sex life, phew.

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sweet-little-dude · 2 years

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Dang! thats good that you enjoy theater. have you ever had the role of the main character??? and lmao when you said take a deep breath and just rip off the bandage istg i could not. when it comes to bandages ripping it off is the worst 😭. but you seriously sound even cooler now that you said you do theater.

But oml have i letter exchange thing is cute..but have yall had a convo? or have yall only exchanged like good morning or just little side glances. Bcs if you give the letter isnt it awkward just giving it to her then leaving? you dont strike up a small convo?

now that i think abt it...i don't think i actually have been the main lead no. but atm in my musical theatre class, my teacher's asking me to research morticia from the addams family since she thinks i "give off her vibe", so that's something! fr tho, ripping off bandaids are the worst, the ones my mom buys are generally rlly soft but i used my friend's ones the other day and boy did that hurt like shit. ahh, ty!! no one's ever told me that i seem cool for doing theatre, and since i rlly like it, the compliment effects me further haha, so ty darling ♪(´▽｀)

we've had in total one full on face to face conversation before. and it was barely even one, we just sat cross legged in front of each other and asked questions, but for the majority of the time we sat IN A CRUCIAL SILENCE. I EVEN GOT DORITOS STUCK IN MY HAIR THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. BUT! we have been talking a bit more bcuz i always offer to listen to music with her in art, and since she has to sit next to me for her to listen, she gets front row seats to my friends' bickering, and i can see her sometimes talk with them as well. warms my heart fr fr (╯▽╰ ) and through that we've even spoken a bit more!! with the letter handing, we'd either get our friends to pass it to the other OR it's in between or after classes we'd give it to each other. but i still find it a bit difficult so far trying to speak with her cuz she's just so pretty and kind and i'm scared sometimes that i'm just gonna be bothering her (´。＿。｀)

#[ buddy boo ; mrssunasimpowo ]#[ taku’s irl stories ]

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hitoyouall · 7 years

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get to know me tag!

tagged by @swearing-asian and @tuknang last month

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better

nicknames: Tiff, Tiffy, T3 (tee-three), Ny (nee) - only mutuals can use the last two tho! c:

gender: genderfluid (sometimes girl, sometimes boy, sometimes both, sometimes neither) He/She pronouns! You can alternate (that makes me happy v v much) but it’s okay to stick to one or the other! I’ll be sure to mention if the day’s a boy or girl day.

star sign: libra

height: 5′4 (I’ve shrunk to 5′3 - I saw it on my doctor’s chart but I’ma get that inch back). Been like this since 6th grade istg

time right now: 11:31 pm

last thing i googled: club penguin (lmao! but it’s bc they’re shutting down this month!! it was part of my childhood and I only recently found out :’c )

favourite bands: kpop groups: E. X. O., Red Velvet, SHINee, Akdong Musician, NCT, MAMAMOO, f(x), Seventeen, Blackpink, 2NE1 before disbanding... non-kpop: idk that band in Phineas and Ferb is pretty lit?? no but I do enjoy some songs from Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, and One Republic

favourite solo artists: the holy trinity: Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, but also Bruno Mars, Taeyeon, Luna, Yixing, Lee Hi, Lee Michelle, and Lea Salonga.

song stuck in my head: none at the moment

last movie i watched: Persepolis rewatch!

last tv show i watched: completed Weightlifting Fairy not so long ago, currently on Doctors and caught my sister watching W.

when did you create your blog: when I was under thirteen oops... so like, a good 5-6 years ago?

what stuff do you post: “a description of my blog? That’s hard. You judge for yourself.” ;)

when did you blog reach its peak: it never has peaked, actually

do you have any other blogs: nah. used to have a masterpost blog but I deleted and now save a “gendersolid” url

do you get asks regularly: naw

why did you choose your url: it means my blog is welcome to anyone. even porn bots (i don’t follow back tho lmao)

following: 114

posts: 80,717 right now not including queue and this post... fam, I keep everything and I’m not going to do a mass deletion...it shows how I’ve evolved over the years... but also how much I post, holy shit

hogwarts house: gryffindor originally! My entire life! But then after the pottermore remodel, I resorted and was placed into hufflepuff, had an identity crisis, and then accepted it. Gryffpuff pride! I would’ve been a Hatstall, I think.

pokemon team: Team Rocket, blasting off again!!!!~~~ Mystic.

favourite colours: silver, but most other neutral or deep tones!

average hours of sleep: it’s so inconsistent, but maybe 3 a day average?

lucky numbers: 3 and 9

favourite characters: too many, next! (trust me, this list would be way too long)

what are you wearing right now: green pjs, viet style

how many blankets do you sleep with: three average. my two comforters and the occasional blankie

dream job: i’m embarassed by most of my dream jobs (read my tags on posts and you may figure some out), so I’ll tell you the most serious-sounding one: a cryptologist, someone who studies making and breaking codes; it’s puzzle work

dream trip: traveling the world, in depth, like a good month in japan, india, france, s. korea, italy, vietnam, china, the uk, egypt, ghana, etc.

tagging @theguardianleader @fypluto @translovememory @julietmp3 @crystalpxnk @eyytalia @schocolateymenta hi again! still no obligation to continue!

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