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stubs the pigeon, just walking around the bus station waity thingy. i would give my soul for him to have immortality.

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Gonna scream oh my Gd

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Brb gonna go insane over Stede, the stegorangesaurus that lives in my work break room

#mars shut up challenge

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The way I’d legit rather not eat a real meal for a day than wash dishes by hand is. A little bit concerning 😵‍💫.

#mars shut up challenge #PEOPLE THINK I DONT MEAN THIS BUT I DO #dishes awful. dishes worst thing in the world

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i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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This just in: I need to clean out my email inbox (there’s OVER 6,000 EMAILS AND I STILL HAVE STUFF FROM 2022) so if anyone has good motivation for that lmk

#mars shut up challenge #I can’t even just do ‘select all’ and then ‘delete all’ bc I can’t miss important stuff rip

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I DID IT

I’ve got an hour to do 681 boops. Wish me luck 🫡

#mars shut up challenge

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Pin for survivors

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I’ve got an hour to do 681 boops. Wish me luck 🫡

#mars shut up challenge

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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes

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hte real april foule… was you.