#more like radiation vibe im grooving on

[carrickbender]

SATURDAY SIX

- So my BFF's brother in law's cousin is on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays(like the real squad, not one of their farm teams!), whose 13-0 start turned into 13-1 start thanks to 'my team', the Toronto Blue Jays, last night. I told my BFF, who is a Mariners fan, that Toronto just "24 Elsinore'd" their asses and I think that reference should be a thing, damn it! (Please tell me yall kinda get it... please?)

-Anyhow, I got my yellow belt cert from CWU yesterday in Lean, and we are well on our way for our green belts. I'm sure some of you have more experience, but this is an interesting process and as it turns out, is in demand. And as the dude put it...

-Also as it turns out, there's a rainbow bus in Henry's Richard Scarry book. I'm sure Ron DeSantis and Charlie Kirk are gonna get all fired up about it sooner or later. I mean, while all the other intentional cruelty for crueltys sake and being general miserable human beings is low hangingfruit for them, they have to save something for desert.

- ohhh, and speaking of fruit and ACTUAL desert, H's culinary adventures in deliciousness are stinking up the house once again: banana-apple bread. I can eat a few crumbs, but the smell is absolutely lovely.

- Living in a wet climate means doing your first mow of the lawn as late as possible and whenever it isn't raining, and that was yesterday. My weed whacker fired up nicely, and the Honda lawnmower ran like a top. I somehow managed to mow over all of Cabo's "nitrogen bombs" without stepping in any...

AND the hummingbirds didn't declare war... which was nice, because they're sooooo territorial and moody. (I mean, it's not like we haven't sustained the ungrateful a-holes on liquid crack all winter!!!!). I'm regretting not giving the quince a serious haircut because its kinda a mess, but then again, it will be some of the first foods for the bees so it's not a big deal. Plus the migratory hummingbirds will be here soon so nature needs all the snacks.I mean, God forbid the flying spicy needles not get all of the foods!!!

Anyhow, if you've made it this far, thank you. And if you think about it, send a little good energy my way for the 2 jobs for which I just applied. Great company, management, and they're definite prospects. There are lots of other folks who need the good energy of the universe, but if there's a little left, a new breeze in my sails would be welcomed.

You are all lovely and wonderful, and much love!

#me #this is my life #dadlife #cwu wildcats #supply chain management #welcome interstate managers #wait what #fountains of wayne #more like #fountains of pain #getting old sucks #but stacys mom #yeah yeah #more like radiation vibe im grooving on #ok ill shut up #told you i was going nuts #gastric bypass #roux en y

[jjkfire]

IM SO HAPPY YOU GOT TO GO!!!!!

omg sorry for the late reply but i saved this message so i could tell you how the concert was!!! but i’m putting it under a break and i know that feature is wonky on mobile but to everyone else, skip ahead of this post if you don’t want to hear about the concert!

i mean im still like on another plane of existence after getting to watch them but you know hahaha. i really can’t believe how everything fell in place for me! i mean from my class being cancelled so i could leave and get to the venue with time to buy my last minute ticket... and for that last minute ticket to even exist??? plus the fact that i got it? and that it was a P2 seat right in front of the extended stage? i mean idk i just wow thank you universe ily

but oh my god everyone says they somehow look better in person and i was like how is that possible??? but it really is possible and i can’t believe how good they look aksjgdkjasjagds

and they sound sooooooo good oh my god. okay i wont lie... like last time i was a lil skeptical about whether they actually sound that good live but the answer is yes they do and im sorry i ever doubted them! the vocal line shined in their performance of truth untold like each and every one of them killed it. jungkook’s adlibs were so beautiful i wanted to cry. also rap line killed it during outro: tear like i lost my voice just screaming the chorus part. it was soooo hype

watching all of them get to perform their solo song was so good like akjhfkjakj the choreo, or just the vibe from the songs... they all look like they were having fun!!! plus the fact that they performed so many of their older songs like my hyyh loyalist ass was screamin when they did i need u, run and dope. but no baepsae )’: that’s today’s set list )’: ahahahha but jk it was so good im ajskdhksj

okay first of all namjoon’s smile is... i just, i love it. when he smiles, it’s so contagious! and trivia: love is just so namjoon. he looks like he’s having so much fun when he performs it. oh and he was a count too early during the bst choreo and he was so embarrassed it was sooo cute ): also his ending ment was so sweet like i just wanna love him forever. he looks so handsome in person i just can’t stop thinking about it.

then mr jay... like hobi was born to be on stage, no question. monsieur hobi just knows how to work it. the way he grooves to the music is just smth else and then you know he goes hard during mic drop & tear but then in like answer: love myself he’s so sweet and soft and i just wanna smooch him. also he actually glows in person wow. he did his whole ending ment in english while rarely looking at the teleprompter and i will never not be impressed.

jimin has grey hair now and i love it so much omg. also this man and his duality is just... how is it allowed? watching him perform serendipity was an experience on its own. god, his lines and his form when he dances... i wants it. also his voice is so good live wow. it’s so so so good. i can’t believe he sometimes thinks his voice isn’t good enough or wtv. it’s. so. good. also he always does extra body rolls... not fair. and he’s so damn cute when he wants to be asdlashdsk

taehyung... just guau. he has brown hair again and idk taehyung just looks ethereal. seeing singularity live was just life altering or smth you know??? you could feel the emotion behind the song like his voice is so powerful and yet soothing and the choreo is to die for. also he’s such a goof when they perform anpanman and stuff and he kept trying to look at everyone and was the last one off the stage! mr kim taehyung radiates love and im here for that.

K I M  S E O K J I N is a king. he has the voice of an angel and man oh man is he handsome. so so handsome. he looks like he belongs in a movie when he’s performing epiphany. he nailed the high notes and his performance just took my breath away. oh and i love it when he goes ham during so what and starts dancing all crazy hahaha. also also him in truth untold... his vocals... his ability to project his voice is a big WOW.

yoongi... oh mr yoongo. wow seesaw in person was wow!!! he looked so in his element, so comfortable on stage and the choreo for the song??? the choreo! plus you know the benches! and his singing voice! i know people talk smack about his seesaw outfit but i actually really like it haha and he just looked so good in person. also in his ending ment he said: chicago... it’s the windy city right? but why is it so hot in here? skajhdskhdka 

jungkook my sweet baby boy (’: he looked so happy on stage and he just looked like he was genuinely having a good time. his voice sounds higher irl? i was pleasantly surprised haha. also i totally get what that lady on king of masked singer felt like when she heard jk sang bc i got goosies when he did those ad libs in truth untold. anyway he’s so handsome and his smile makes me want to astral project myself to a whole other universe. i love him sm )’:

anyway i love them even more now if that’s possible but also i think the concert was crazy good. like even if you weren’t a fan, it’d be a concert you can enjoy. it’s so high energy and then it gets all quiet for truth untold & epiphany and then all soft and fun loving hours for answer: love myself, so what and anpanman. it’s a crazily good paced concert... i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything like it. 

#me telling you about the concert even tho you didn't ask LOL #replies #awkwardaegyo