#monoscam

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Peter: I love hearing Perry shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

#He's totally yelling at Monoscam for sonething. #owca incorrect quotes #incorrect phineas and ferb quotes #incorrect pnf #incorrect quotes #phineas and ferb

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The Pharmacist AU! The AU where Doofenshmirtz is a pharmacist and gives medicine to people in need and always gets mistaken for an evil scientist. His competitor is the P.W.C.A.: Pharmacy Without a Cool Acronym. They sell medicines double their price and still don’t pay Carl. Also, there’s Perry. He’s there to thwart Heinz as always.

#pharmacist AU #the au nobody needed but that I made anyway! #Carl is still unpaid unfortunately for him #I swear I love him #I hope someone got the Scrubs reference #Can we all agree on calling Monogram Monoscam? #Major Monogram #Francis Monogram #Major Monoscam #Monoscam #Perry the platypus #Agent P #Phineas and ferb #phineas and ferb fanart #Carl Karl #Carl the intern #owca #pwca #I don't know we'll make pwca a thing #pnf

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« IT WAS SCAM AT FIRST SIGHT »

#I know I know that Stanley has morals compared to Monoscam but they would really get along #Monoscam and Stanley #Tomorrow I'll post an ask #I couldn't make it for today #Monoscam #Major Monoscam #Monogram #Major Monogram #Stanley Pines #Stanley #Stan Pines #Gravity Falls #Phineas and Ferb #GF #PnF #PnF crossover #Phineas and Ferb crossover #Gravity Falls crossover #I have a confession to make: I enjoy drawing Monoscam xD #But just cause he's silly and dumb

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Was OWCA ever weird about you being trans?

#Perry often got rejected by his assigned nemesis because of that #Pinky was probably the only colleague who accepted him #And of course Carl #Carl is pure love #tw: transphobia #transphobia #peter the panda #human!peter the panda #peter has always been a d*ck to Perry #Monoscam is just his usual self #Major Monogram #MM #Francis Monogram #Major Monoscam #Monoscam #Monogram #Perry the platypus #Human!perry the platypus #human!perry #perry the human #human perry #phineas and ferb #pnf #owca #young monogram #trans!perry the human #trans!perry the platypus #trans perry the human #trans perry the platypus

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#MONOGRAM IN FISHNETS #I'M SORRY #I'M REALLY SORRY #BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE #THE FISHNET SAGA IS PROBABLY OVER #cursed pics #DON'T WORRY YOUR THERAPY IS ON ME #AND YEAH CARL REALLY DESERVES A PAYCHECK AFTER THIS #Phineas and Ferb #pnf #phineas and ferb fanart #pnf fanart #major monogram #mm #major monoscam #monoscam #francis monogram #francis monoscam #carl karl #carl phineas and ferb

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#bubbleless version under the cut! #can you guess where the original line comes from? #HA! JOKES ON YOU YOU CAN ALL GO DIE FOR ALL I CARE 'CAUSE IVE ALREADY MADE A STUPID CLONE OF YOU CALLED REI! Wait is the speaker on? #Monostan is apparently a thing #Monostan #I can't believe I'm really doing this #Monogram moving his stuff to Gravity Falls to live with Stan when he's not travelling the world with Ford? CHECK ✔️ #Mabel would definetly kick some sense into him #The Gravity Falls crossover nobody asked for #But that I still shall deliver #I'm def gonna work on an Undertale too... somehow. I don't know how to fit everything in piece #There's also the Rick and Morty option but it's gonna be a lot of work to make everything fit #[the last thing we need is a poly relationship between Mono-Stan-Rick like... Monostanchez] #oh anyway the pole saga isn't over #if you read till here I repeat the pole/stripping saga *IS NOT OVER* #Monogram #Monoscam #Major monoscam #major monogram #francis monogram #francis monoscam #gravity falls crossover #gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #stan x francis #phineas and ferb crossover #pnf #pnf crossover #gf

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I added a transcription for those who may have problem reading some parts (I realize the comic is a little cramped x’’’D

Perry: “At first, we both thought he'd use this money to take over O.W.C.A. and make Major Monoscam pay for all the abuse and unpaid work he did in these years"

Major Monogram: «Carl, please! You're a valid intern! Don't do this to us!»

Perry: "None of us was expecting to find out that the tons of money he did were spent to pay for his mother's cures. I feel a little ashamed of asking Pinky to do some investigation on my behalf. I should have never suspected Carl"

Carl: «The doctor said you can have some Almond Brittles. I hope you like them, mom. I have a friend that loves them» Carl's mom: «It's so nice to know that my little Carl made friends»

Perry: "Even the squirrel costume he went to the Squirrel-Con with was originally bought for a charity and fundraising even to help paying for medicines for kids with cancer"

Child: «Can I have a balloon, sir???»

Pinky: "Agent P! In the report says that he's donated over 25,000 $!" Perry: "We lived off Charlene's alymony checks for an entire year. God bless her loaded wallet. Also, we decided to slip more often so that we could bribe Carl and make sure his mother got the cures she needed. Even Pinky and peter agreed to fake a relationship for the sake of Carl's mother".

Charlene: «Heinz, you usally don't ask for all this money? Are you okay?»

Peter: "I can tell your Poofenplotz sugar mommy won't be happy with this" Pinky: "Shut up you- you cheater! Hurry up and let's get over with this ASAP!"

#well Carl is a little weirded out by the fact that the entire agency turned gay bi or pan overnight #and that they all apparently decided on accord to make out conveniently near him just so they could bribe him #also... I desperately wanted to draw Pinky in this one #perryshmirtz #carl karl #protect carl #he's so pure #not naive but pure #charlene doofenshmirtz #cw cancer #tw cancer #mentions of cancer #major monogram #major monoscam #francis monogram #peppa monogram #I LOVE CARL KARL #squirrel carl #carl's fursona #pinky the chihuahua #pinky garcia shapiro #peter the panda #human!peter the panda #carl's mother loves her son and wants the best for him #just like we all do #sorry for the typos =^=

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so Perry, I've noticed you have some exceptionally cool shirts (SWCA and and the Going to the Zoo one, specifically). do you have ant other fun shirts you want to share?

I’m sorry for the very LATE LATE LATE answer! I had the draft for this lil’ comic in my Scanner folder for more than a week and couldn’t decide on how to draw the Klimpaloon! I really wanted it to freak out Perry. Well, I also wanted to make a shirt with written “MonoSCAM”, but eventually opted for Peppa Monogram.

#PEPPA MONOGRAM #Bradley we love you #GIANT BABY HEAD #Wtf are even about these tags #nobody searches for this kind of things #silly things #perry the platypus #perry the human #human!perry #weird shirts #here we roast major monogram #major monogram #francis monogram #phineas and ferb #pnf