10 UNSETTLING WIN./CE PROGRAMS
the cringe of y2k-era mobile tech software...
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AbuseLogs© – "This program allows you to enter in each time you are abused. The date and time are stored in the notes section."
AmnesiaReminders© – "This program can be used by an amnesia patient to help them to get back their memories."
ApologyBeamer© – "This program allows you to compose a apology and IRDA beam it to another person."
ComaWaker© – "This program allows you to record voice 'reminders' for a person in a coma. Place the headphones of the PocketPC on the person and it will help to stimulate the brain and help the person to wake up."
ConfessionComposer© – "This program allows you to enter your sins as a sound file. When you are in the confession booth then you can re-play the entire list of confessions by pressing the read button."
DeadFamily© – "This program is a picture album for the loved ones in your family that have died."
Enemies© – "This program helps you to keep track of your enemies."
LiceDetector© – "This program is a quick test to find out if a person has lice."
Mistakes© – "This program allows you to track the mistakes that you make in a day. The goal each day is to make less mistakes."
ShrinkingMan© – "This program makes it sound like you have a man trapped in your Pocket."
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After extensive research, this is my understanding of how Gundams work:
You leave the hatch open overnight and wait for a teenager to fall into it like a glue trap, and that is how new pilots are made.
If the teenager is sufficiently destinyful, it will bond with the Gundam and continue to return voluntarily. Sometimes it is necessary to do harm to the teenager, in order to stimulate the destiny maturation process-- this seems cruel but it is how nature operates.
Instinct will eventually lead the Gundam and its bonded teen to pursue a rival mobile suit and engage in ritual courtship-combat; this rivalry is very important, as older Gundams that no longer have a rival often become stressed, and may engage in self-destructive behavior. Sometimes a Gundam will rival for life, while others engage in serial-monorivalries.
The average lifespan of a Gundam-Teen pair bond is one season and an OVA, though they have been known to live up to 3 seasons of guest appearances in captivity.
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Space Shuttle Enterprise Lifted atop NASA 747 in Mobile, AL, after six months at the New Orleans World's Fair.
Photographed by Charles Atkeison
Date: November 1984
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So ibis paint introduced an animation feature. I have two animations apps already, but I see an animation feature and I have to try.
He was shown a cat video by said cat's owner. (This is, like, peak flirting.)
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I think if you are the sort of person with Big Feelings when it comes to a certain piece of media (or just in general) you may have a tendency to read every post someone makes - and even posts they simply reblog - and assume they also have Big Feelings about it. Assume they have some sort of... dark agenda, are attempting to stir up drama, however you wanna frame it. The truth is, a lot of the time, people post things with very little feeling, and sometimes without much thought.
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