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leakyweep · 11 months
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Same Time Next Week? Reigen Arataka x Fem!Reader
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A/N: yeah this was self indulgent sorry but i hope you guys enjoy this as much as i did! i’ll be starting a tag list soon, so let me know if you wanna be part of that! also, MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE B-B-BLOCKED :)
WARNINGS: unprotected sex, office sex, cunnilingus, fingering, sucking dick and cock like no big deal, quickie? sorta? serizawa totally knows lmao
Word count: 1.2K
As you walked in the door to the quaint office of Spirits and Such, you couldn’t help but give the blonde man behind the main desk a knowing look. He matched your gaze as he stood up, smiling warmly.
“Ah, welcome in!” his voice was as it always was, loud and arrogant. Serizawa didn’t so much as look up from his schoolwork as you sauntered up to the man’s desk, winking slightly. He confirmed your “name and appointment time” before leading you back to his consultation room.     
As soon as you two walked in and closed the door, your lips were crashing against each other quickly and sloppily, two sets of hands desperately reaching for shirts and belts. His lips were hurried, but soft as he kissed you, his hands pulling your button-up off and your own fingers unbuckling his belt.
Reigen was your... friend with benefits, you supposed. It had started when you two met a bar, and hasn’t stopped since. He had to keep you under the guise of customer, so he did all the theatrics as to not tip off his dark-haired coworker. Although you two did your best to be quiet, Serizawa was more observant than you both gave him credit for. 
As the kiss escalated and clothes were forgotten, you found yourself sitting on the edge of his desk, eyes rolled to the back of your head as the blonde slowly kissed down your abdomen to the place you wanted- needed him most. 
“Arataka,” you breathed, your voice barely above a whisper. The tone was dripping in lust, as soft as velvet. “fuck.”
He smiled against your hot skin as he finally made it between your legs, kneeling onto the floor to be level with your dripping cunt. It was throbbing, and you needed some kind of friction as he ran his hands up and down your thighs. “Ah.. you missed your appointment last week. Where were you?” His voice was teasing as he looked up to your gaze. He almost sounded jealous. He ran a finger softly down your slick, a barely there touch. A soft gasp escaped your lips.
“Maybe I found another blonde business man to fuck me while he’s at work,” you joked, a smirk playing across your lips. His brows furrowed, a devilish smirk of his own on his face. 
“But can he do this like I can?” He asked confidently, his tongue finally making contact with your clit. He rolled it around his tongue, teasing you before attaching his lips around your slit. his velvety muscle traveling up and down your wet. You moaned softly, his name escaping your lips as his tongue finally inserted into your entrance. 
“No, fuck- no one can,” you praised, fingers tangling into his blonde hair. You felt his cocky smile against your slit, rolling your eyes playfully as he continued his assault on your pussy. His pace quickened, his tongue being replaced with his fingers as they prodded at your entrance. He inserted two fingers, soft squelches from your sex filling the room. It turned both of you on more than you thought. 
“That’s exactly what I wanted to hear, babygirl.” His voice was strained as his fingers quickened, bumping your g-spot with each thrust. It had you gasping and clutching the man’s blonde hair as you could feel the spring in your core coil tightly. The sound of his slurps and grunts through your cunt pushed you further, being totally overthrown by your pleasure and lust.
“Rei, ‘m gonna-” your tone was soft as you were cut off by your own moan, clamping your hand over your mouth to stifle the sound of Reigen’s name being sung from your lips. Your toes curled as you bit your lip and groaned gently. He bit his lip, watching pleasure wash over your face as he rode you through your climax. 
You quickly clamored from his desk, kneeling in front of it as he stood. His dick stood at attention, precum beaded at the top. You licked your lips, taking the base of his cock in your hand and connecting your mouth to the swollen tip, sucking the precum from his slit. He moaned, one of his hands reaching down to hold the back of your head as you found a rhythm to suck him off to. 
The sounds of his cock choking you and his groaning and grunting filled the room. He quickly pulled out from your mouth, grabbing your hand to desperately pull you up from the ground. He hastily pushed your hips against his desk, your torso laying on the desk with your ass in the air. He gave it a quick smack before prodding your entrance with his cock. You craned your neck to look back at him with half-lidded eyes.
“You missed this pussy, didn’t you?” you teased, biting your lip. “Who else’s pussy is this good for, Rei?” you pushed your hips back, brushing his tip against your entrance before it slid down your wet. Your hips jerked back as you felt him run the tip from your clit to your entrance, grunting as he pushed in all the way to the hilt. 
His hand found your hair as he gave you a second to bottom out, his length filling your pussy and stretching it deliciously. “You have such a perfect pussy, I can’t deny,” he chuckled, a lust-filled sparkle in his eyes. You moaned softly, feeling his hips press you against the desk. He pulled out slowly, snapping his hips back to fill you up quickly, and hard. You moaned, gripping the edges of his desk. 
His pace quickened as he rocked his hips back slowly and then snapping them forward in a sudden motion, his length pulling and pushing against your sensitive walls. Soft, wet smacks surrounded the two as things started to heat up, sweat beading on Reigen’s brow as his pace was fast and merciless. You could tell he had missed you last week by the way he desperately shoved his cock as far into you as possible. His hands pulled your hair, bringing you up to arch your back into an almost U shape. 
“Fuck,” He breathed through grunts of your name, his hips stuttering as he got closer to his climax. You encouraged him by throwing your hips back to meet his in the rhythm he had going. A strangled moan left his mouth as he buried his dick as deep as it would go into your pussy, coating your walls in his warm fluid. 
You came simultaneously, soft praises of his name leaving your lips for the second time that day. Your walls fluttered around his already spent cock, milking him for everything he had. He kept his cock there for a moment before pulling out slowly, his cum dripping from your pussy down your legs. 
After getting cleaned up and making sure each of you looked put together, you walked out of his office, feigning an innocent smile. 
“So, (y/n), same time next week?” He asked, his voice now filled with that arrogance and professionalism before. They put on a good guise, smiling and waving goodbye to each other as you left the office. 
However, Reigen couldn’t miss that gleam in Seri’s eyes as he walked past. 
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arabaka · 2 months
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ᰔ ̗̀➛ CHAPTER O3. BLOSSOMING.
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₊˚ʚ ☁️ ₊˚ ♡ ゚. content warnings ⤸ sfw. reigen arataka x afab!reader. no cw but while this chapter is sfw, the story is generally not. 1.1k word count.
₊˚ʚ ☁️ ₊˚ ♡ ゚. author's note ⤸ chapter 3! sorry for taking so long, muse was dead but thanks to my beloveds, meg and @bulle-blackhole, i was able to break the curse and finish this! b also gave me the AMAZING idea that you'll see when you see reigen again and that honestly got me through the rest of the chapter lol.
CHAPTER ONE. | CHAPTER TWO. | TABLE OF CONTENTS.
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“We should probably set some ground rules, right?” You murmur to his chest after a short while of being in his embrace. 
Admittedly, Reigen hadn’t thought about that. “Yeah… Probably.” Reigen croaks, his cheeks heating up to an obvious red as he hears himself. “Sorry, I’ve just…” 
The man looks away, ashamed, brown eyes looking anywhere but yours as his sheepishness shows in red hues blooming over his cheeks. Though he knows, there is no running from this, not from the very truth of the fact that…
”I’ve never been in a relationship.” His voice drops decibel by decibel with every word but the shame that drips off every word has no one to blame but himself. 
The “going home” club really was a foolish decision. 
You watch Reigen's throat tense with a barbed swallow, your heart beating with sympathy (but not pity) at the sight of it. He’s pensively pushing his fingers and his gaze is to the floor. The only noise bouncing off the walls is the nervous tap, tap, tap of his feet. If his words didn’t say it, his body language certainly does: the man is anxious. Reigen thought for so long that being self-made was enough for him, but as he’s confronted with his first relationship ever, he can’t help but think he’s falling short of what you need. What you deserve.
That’s when your hand comes over his, fingers curling in for a reassuring squeeze. The corners of your lips subtly curl, a tender smile appearing as you tell him, “That’s okay. Every relationship is different anyways… And I think we can both agree our situation is very different.”
We. Our.
Those two little words seem to snap him out of his stupor; after all, Reigen wouldn’t want to miss that smile of yours. 
His hand shifts, his fingers moving to lace with yours. Immediately, he gulps, “S-Sorry, my hands are kinda sweaty.” 
“That's okay. Some sweat never hurt anybody.” You assure him with a light laugh. “How about this…” You whisper as your other hand folds over his knuckles. “Let's revisit this tonight, in the meantime we can think about all of this and… Shower because I know I need one.”
The proposition is a relieving one, Reigen letting out a breath he didn't even know he was holding when you were done speaking. “I think that's a great idea.” He murmurs with a chuckle, eyes cast on your linked hands as he continues, “I really… Don't want to screw this up.” The man admits, unable to shake off the fear that everything will fall apart and it will be all his fault. He can fake it ‘til he makes it with everything else, everyone else in his life, but he would never do that with you.
He doesn't have to.
And when he hears you tell him that he won’t screw it up, that you won’t let him, with the sweetest smile, he believes you.
A few hours and many, many, Mobgle searches later, Reigen stands outside of your apartment door. He’s traded his suit for a more casual look, even tried parting his hair a different way… Until he saw his reflection in the nearby window and quickly rectified that mistake.
Just in time too because there you are, opening the door with a bigger smile on your face than the one you had this morning. “Reigen!” You chirp, extra excited to show him the bouquet of flowers you had bought for him earlier that day… Only to see the exact bouquet in his hands as well.
Pink roses line both arrangements but the real stars are the gerberas, their stark white petals standing out among the rosy leaves and bundles of baby’s breath. Both sets of flowers are the same, down to the pink cellophane wrap and white ribbon around the stems. 
Both of you blink in surprise at first, stunned to silence until an escaped snort from Reigen gets you both to start laughing. “What are the odds?” You ask after a giggle, wiping your eye of the single tear that came from the belly laugh. “Let me guess…”
You don’t have to, Reigen jumps on it seamlessly, “‘You can’t go wrong with roses and gerberas!’” 
“And let me guess…” You start again with a toothy grin, “He didn’t charge you for the baby’s breath either?”
“... What?”
You sit on the couch– yes, the same couch you two were shamelessly making out on like you were teenagers at the height of puberty less than 24-hours prior. Though this time, there isn’t any tension to cut through. No gulped swallows and nervous stirrings of the gut.
“We should say our first rule out loud at the same time.” You’re overeager, every cell in your body just itching to hammer out these details so you can kiss that stupid face of his again… 
Okay, you really just want to seal the deal so you can officially call Reigen Arataka your boyfriend.
Reigen exclaims with a sweat already running from his brow, “What if yours is way more serious than mine?!” 
“Aw, c’mooooon.” He’s still hesitating so you bring out the big guns… A pout and a stare that would put a kitten to shame.
Reigen’s face could not get redder. He can practically feel his heart ramming against his ribs just looking at you! “... Fine.” He clears his throat, trying to recover from the strike to the heart that was your expression. “You’re not gonna do that every time you need me to agree with you, right?” He asks after a beat, letting out a chuckle that makes the red glow on his cheeks even brighter somehow.
“I make no such promise.” You answer with a nod and a smug smile, your chin wrinkling from the silly expression. “Now, c’mon! One… Two… Three!”
“No PDA at work!” 
“We shouldn’t do anything at work!”
You both let out a sigh of relief. 
“Oh, good.” Reigen leans back on the couch, eyes closed briefly in contentment. “I’m glad we see eye-to-eye on this. But it’s not because I don’t want the others to know!” He’s now sat upright, needing you to see the honesty in his eyes because he would never want you to get the impression he wants to hide you for any reason.
Your hand on his knee soothes his worries, a touch he can already see himself craving. “Hey, hey, hey. Don’t get ahead of yourself. I knew what you meant but Reigen…” You smile at him tenderly, squeezing his leg as you assure him, “You don’t need to watch yourself around me, afraid you’ll make a mistake just because we’re going to be dating now.” Oh, how your cheekbones already tingle from how much the word “date” makes you giddy. 
“Right, right.” Reigen returns your affectionate smile, his hand coming to hold yours. The gesture is still foreign to his bones but god, it feels perfect. “Well, I’m sure we can handle ourselves at work.”
“Totally.”
“Totally.”
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Self-Destruction with Collateral Damage Chapter 1
Everything was dark.
Teru felt himself rising towards consciousness, like a diver coming up from deep underwater, but everything was still dark.
His hands flew to his face, where they met soft cloth and a metric ton of pain. Teru couldn't suppress the sound he made, but he couldn't hear it either. The ringing in his head was only drowned out by the beeping sound that seemed to be coming from all around him.
It took him a moment to register that someone else was talking. The patter sounded family, but he couldn't make out the actual words.
Larger hands covered his, lowering them, and Teru probably would have put up a barrier if he had any psychic energy left. He was completely depleted. Not even the usual yellow glow made it through his blindfold.
Teru was about to start biting when he smelled the familiar combination of sweat, nicotine, and MobDonald's.
"Reigen?" he choked out.
The patter finally resolved into words. "Yes! Yes, it's Reigen. You're safe. Okay, kid? You're safe now."
Teru took another tentative sniff.
"Why do you smell like flowers?"
Reigen snorted. "It's not me. The biggest bouquet is from your class, but there's also a lovely selection of weeds from Tome, a sunflower from Mob, and-"
Teru sat up straight. He didn't even notice the pain until Reigen relieved it by clicking something that raised the bed up to meet him.
"Is he okay?"
Reigen hesitated.
"Is he alive?" Teru could barely get the word out, and not just because his throat felt like dried squid.
"Jesus Christ! Of course he's alive! He's just a little… out of sorts. Turns out he got a love tap from a Subaru right before his big moment, which was at least partially responsible for the whole..." There was a pause while Reigen must have been gesturing. "I'll let him tell you the rest."
"He got hit by a car?" asked Teru. The beeping increased in tempo.
"He's fine," said Reigen. "The doctors released him after one night of observation, which is more than I can say for you, young man."
"Thank god," Teru couldn't help the words, which were almost more of a sigh.
"Stop being relieved. You're in trouble." Reigen sounded exhausted. Teru wondered vaguely if he should budge up and make room. "Confronting Mob on your own… What were you thinking? Sure, he wasn't exactly acting like himself, but you must have caught on after the first broken rib. You do know he's stronger than you, right? Of course all you kids want to be the very best like no one ever was, but Mob is seriously overpowered."
"I know," mumbled Teru, who had no idea what he was being lectured about but definitely knew that much.
Reigen didn't seem to hear him. "You've been to the the office. Mob told me you can even teleport now! So what exactly is your excuse?"
Teru started giggling, which turned out to be a very bad idea indeed. He clutched his stomach, but he couldn't stop. He felt giddy. Shigeo was going to be okay. Everything else was filler. Even Reigen's monologuing seemed funny for some reason.
It occurred to Teru that he was probably on the good stuff.
"I don't know," he finally got out, wiping away a tear that was only sort of from the laughter. "What am I in trouble for?"
"Why didn't you ask for help?" There was a shuffling of fabric, and Teru could easily imagine the finger being wagged in his face. He felt like he was on Ace Attorney.
Teru tried to stop giggling, if only for the sake of his image. "Ask for… help?"
"Yes!"
"I didn't think of it?"
It came out sounding more like a question, but it was technically true. All he had been thinking about was Shigeo.
Reigen heaved a sigh, sounding more exhausted than ever.
"The nurses can't get ahold of your parents."
Teru's brain, which had been processing things so slowly, suddenly caught up to speed.
The blindfold was a bandage. The bed was remote controlled. The beeping was Teru's own suddenly erratic heartbeat.
He was in a hospital.
It was probably Seasoning General, and they probably still had the Seasoning City Child Guidance Center on speed dial. The hospital staff would be busy dealing with the aftermath of Shigeo's explosion, but not as busy as they could be, thanks to Teru. It was only a matter of time.
"Yeah, they work a lot," he said, hoping his even tone would balance out the air raid siren coming from the heart monitor. "I'm sure they'll get the message soon. Thanks for hanging out in the meantime, but you can take off now. I'm sure you have a lot to deal with, and visiting hours are probably almost over anyway."
"Oh, crap, what am I doing?" There was another shuffling sound followed by a light thud, which might have been Reigen smacking himself in the head. Then he clicked something else. Almost immediately, Teru could make out the sound of approaching footsteps. The door opened and Teru tried not to tense up again.
"Hey Ifukube-san," said Reigen. "He woke up. Can you get the doctor to do a concussion check and go over the prognosis?"
"Yes, Reigen-san."
"I can't believe that wasn't your first question, kid." This seemed to be directed at Teru, as the footsteps had receded into the distance again. "You took a hell of a beating."
"How long have I got?" Teru managed to drawl.
"Don't joke like that with Mob," Reigen said, with rare seriousness. "I'll let Honda-sensei give you the gory details, but it wasn't pretty. Lots of contusions and lacerations. Some broken ribs. They got those wrapped up, which is about all they can do, so you'll be on bed rest for a while. The patches are just to keep light out while your eyes are healing. They applied some sort of topical directly to your eyeballs, which was super disgusting, but it's supposed to keep them from hurting too much or scarring."
That was going to complicate things. Teru would be able to sense his surroundings well enough with his powers once they returned, but he had always resented the lessons that he'd learned from Shimazaki.
"They were pretty worried about the head injury at first," said Reigen. "There was some swelling, and they couldn't tell how bad it would be until it went down or you woke up. Maybe both. Either way, Honda-sensei is going to want a game of Twenty Questions, and that'll put you to sleep if the painkillers don't."
Teru nodded. He would have to find a way to stay awake.
"I'll be back in the morning, and Mob- Oh, yeah. He wanted me to ask if he can visit you tomorrow." Reigen hesitated again, only noticeable because it was so unusual for him. "It's okay if you don't want to see him."
"I want to see him."
“Alright.” Reigen patted the top of Teru’s bandages. "Just don’t be surprised if he starts crying.”
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bloomingru · 6 months
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NSFW! Summary: Reigen has been pretending to be a Beta for years to cover for the fact that he never came into his secondary sex characteristics. When Serizawa forgets to take his suppressants, Reigen goes to check on him and learns what he really is. Notes:
Big thanks to dvawing for the title! MWAH!
I've never written anything ABO before, but its a guilty pleasure of mine and I really wanted to contribute! Hope you enjoy!
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spacepajamas956 · 3 months
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FRIDAY CHAPTER!
This one is a fun filler chapter, but don't worry, it's only the calm before the storm >:3c
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just-lilac · 2 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hanazawa Teruki/Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo Characters: Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo, Hanazawa Teruki, Frog Additional Tags: Fluff, One Shot, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Established Relationship, I Wrote This On My Phone, Fluff without Plot, i wrote this at midnight on 5 hours of sleep, premarital cuddling, i wrote this half asleep, Frogs, big frog Summary:
Mob finds a frog. Teru dies of cuteness.
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lavrach · 1 year
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Posted the 5th chapter of my Serirei fanfiction!!! :D
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deadgravity · 2 years
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I can't believe the shock waves of Sans beating Reigen in the Tumblr Sexyman poll killed the queen of England.
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(read from left to right →)
🌸 The negligible self 🌸 chapter 1, p.1 to 7
A comic based on a serirei (from mp100) fanfiction written by @homosexual-fanfiction (@/ch_am on Ao3)! Please go read the fanfic there too because it’s really good!!! T v T
I don’t know if I’ll adapt the whole story (even if I really want to!!!) so for now I’ll try to do as much as I can, starting with that first chapter (which is already entirely storyboarded)!
Thanks to Camp for allowing me to draw their story and for helping me while designing some of the settings and Aimi <333 and thank you again for writing such an awesome and inspiring story!!
You can find Camp here too: @ch-am
I hope you’ll enjoy this first bouquet of pages!!💐
Here’s the link to the fic!!
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leakyweep · 10 months
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“going on a rant about how much they love to hold hands, hoping that the other would take the hint and offer” but with reigen would be SO CUTE WAUGHH ALSO HI ILYSM
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IM FERAL MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MEG ILY <3 NO WARNINGS
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"Well, it's just that-" you begin, trying to explain exactly why your hand had just found itself trying to slip into Reigen's. Of course, the confident man wasn't able to keep quiet, asking you why you had done that. He was your boss after all, and employees should never try to hold their boss's hand... right? "I- um- it's quite cold out."
Indeed, it was quite frigid. The wind blew around the two of you, tussling the man's blonde locks. You thanked the gods for the excuse, and Reigen just chuffed out a soft, "That can't be it, surely. You have mittens on."
You weren't sure if the redness on your cheeks was from the cold breeze that just flew by, or the fact that you had just been caught-- mitten-handed. "Oh! Um, yeah, well, it's just that you were starting to drift off, and I thought I would just bring you back so you didn't run into anything- Oh."
You were stopped short from your nervous rambling at the feeling of Reigen's hand engulfing yours, his gaze fixed in the opposite direction to hide his pink cheeks. "Well, your mittens are warm. and I have none. So." His voice was strained, awkward; but endearing. It made your heart skip a beat as you just chuckled.
"That's fine." Your smile could be heard in your voice as the two of you headed down to sidewalk to grab a hot coffee from the shop nearby.
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Reigen canonically knows what fanfiction is so, I had to
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Gates to Heck Chapter Three
Teru woke up on his couch with a headache and dry mouth, which would have been normal enough if it weren't for the fact that someone had removed his jacket. It was folded neatly on the coffee table next to his makeup kit. Then the hushed conversation coming from the genkan finally made it past that funny ringing in his ears.
He squinted against the too-bright overhead lights and barely made out Shigeo and Reigen. Teru relaxed the yellow power that had started to build between his hands. Shigeo hadn't noticed the change in his aura. He was reaching out a hand to steady Reigen, saying something about "-the wall above the bookshelf."
Reigen was standing with one foot in the genkan and the other in the air as he tugged off a shoe. He turned around to look into the living room and would have fallen over if Shigeo hadn't steadied him. Teru shut his eyes again.
"Psycho Union… Espers…" read Reigen. Teru could hear them approaching the bookshelf. "I'm sensing a theme."
"You're right, Reigen-shishou. I didn't even notice. Maybe he's renaming the Awakening Lab." The frown was audible in Shigeo's voice. "Oh, and I accused him of-"
"I don't think so," Reigen interrupted. "They're not exactly Extermination Club material."
Teru tried to even out his breathing so it wouldn't catch when Reigen snapped his fingers and said, "Is he still doing that Kaijin thing?"
"You mean when you sent me out to patrol the city at night in tights?"
"Don't put it like that."
"I don't think so," Shigeo said slowly. "He said nothing ever happens in this city."
"Was that before or after we dismantled a psychic terrorist organization?" asked Reigen.
"Before," said Shigeo, "but… they're… dismantled now. Right, Shishou?"
"Which means the ones that didn't get arrested are probably getting bored instead. Or angry."
Shigeo sighed. "Oh, Teruki," he said, and of course, that made Teru's breath catch.
Teru opened his eyes. Reigen and Shigeo had definitely heard him. He wouldn't have been surprised if the old lady from next door had heard him.
"Hanazawa-kun, how are you feeling?" asked Shigeo, and Teru already missed the sound of his first name in that voice. At least he could blame his blush on the fever.
"Fine," he said, sitting up. "I'm sorry."
Now he could see Shigeo's frown. "What for?"
Teru hadn't intended to laugh at Shigeo. He definitely hadn't intended to laugh so hard he passed out again, but the question had caught him off guard. For one thing, it seemed like he hadn't shaken his old urabanchou status after all.
For another, he hadn't exactly formed that gang.
Three months into his middle school career, Teru had finally hit back with his powers instead of his fists and broken Edano's nose.
Edano had threatened to turn him into the principal unless Teru agreed to go on-call for any fight more serious than rock-paper-scissors. Teru doubted the impending parent-teacher conference would have a good outcome if only half of the parties were present, so he became the shadow leader of Black Vinegar Middle School. By the time Edano's nose had healed, being an urabanchou had gone to Teru's head. At least Teru could win those fights.
By then he was winning most of his fights against Claw too. He'd always been stronger than them in terms of psychic powers, but it helped that he was no longer young enough to get two black eyes from one punch.
Teru just shrugged. "What's Reigen-san doing here?"
"Mob'll have to start heading home for dinner soon," said Reigen, before Shigeo could answer. "Unless you want Outoto-kun to make that headache of yours worse."
Teru tried to glare, but his squint probably ruined the effect.
"That doesn't-"
"You have a concussion, right?" Reigen interrupted. "You're not supposed to be alone in case you slip into a coma and die."
Shigeo looked alarmed, but Teru just glared harder. "I all know about concussion checks. I can do them myself."
"You-" Whatever carefully-controlled thing Reigen was doing with his face slipped out of place, and for a moment he looked genuinely confused. "How?"
"Balance test, cognitive function, visual tracking," Teru ticked them off his fingers. "I know what I'm doing."
"That's not as comforting as you think it is." Reigen's voice was faint.
"Please listen to Shishou, Hanazawa-kun," said Shigeo. "He thinks you should go to the hospital."
"Hospital?" Teru had been starting to list back against the pillows, but at that word, he jackknifed into a sitting position. "I don't need to go to a hospital!"
Hospital trips meant phone calls to his emergency contacts, which meant phone calls to the Seasoning City Child Guidance Center when his emergency contacts didn't pick up. He'd made that mistake once before and learned most of his acting skills the hard way putting out the resulting dumpster fire.
"Seriously, kiddo," said Reigen. "You don't look so hot. I think it would be a good idea if you got checked out by someone with an actual medical degree. The cab's waiting outside, so why don't we just-"
Teru didn't mean to teleport.
One second he was on his couch, and the next he'd been dunked ass-first in a rice paddy somewhere significantly more rural than Seasoning City. Without his shoes or coat.
He felt his fever go up a couple more degrees.
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bloomingru · 1 year
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A birthday fic for Azuresquirrel! Featuring transfem Mob and transmasc Reigen bonding as Mob-chan comes out for the first time. 
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spacepajamas956 · 3 months
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MONDAY CHAPTER IS UP!!
This is the calm before the storm, so enjoy the funny shit while you still can.
Also here's a chapter related doodle from forever ago featuring lyrics from All Warmed Up Inside from Adventure Time as that song is what inspired this chapter in the first place.
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