#mmotw

[sjjsalamanders]

So, I’m officially putting SACO on the back burner while I focus my fantasy world building attention on Maya’s Monster of the Week.

#writing update #WIP updates #if anyone is following #mmotw #maya’s monster of the week

[harvestz]

Minecraft Mod of the Week - Koality

I decided I wanted to start featuring mods weekly that I believe deserve WAY more recognition. The first mod is a SUPER adorable koala-themed mod that is right up my alley. I absolutely adore the masks and the plush! You can find more information about this precious mod HERE!

#minecraft #mineblr #mc #shaders #plushies #mc mods #mods #minecraft mod #modded minecraft #minecraft mod feature #mmotw

[nbnezumi]

25-30 w ALL ur dnd charas plus Marshall

im gonna limit it to the ones that have been posted on here because 5x3 is 15 and LONG and also some of them just arent that developed. under a cut because, again, long

25. Favorite animal?

azgen- Oh You Know 🐀

cléon- birds in general, but particularly big colorful ones

marshall- cows because he just thinks theyre neat

26. Expansion of civilization or the preservation of nature?

azgen- they just want things to stay balanced overall, like expanding is fine if its not hurting anything

cléon- definitely preservation of nature, she grew up surrounded by nature and values it for both its necessity to her work back home and because it was here first dont be rude

marshall- expansion of civilization kind of by necessity, like its not safe for most people outside of the domes so in order to have everyone live somewhere safe they need to push outwards

27. They’re at a tavern. They bump into a big burly angry drunk with a combative attitude. What happens?

azgen- 💪💪🐀 but only if the other person actually physically starts the fight

cléon- apologizes and offers to buy them a drink/share her snack to settle things down

marshall- since he bumped into the other person he would say sorry and try to continue whatever he was doing, but if they tried to start something he would say lets take this outside and then after walking out the front door he would just keep walking and leave and go home

28. What do they do between quests?

azgen- azgens been running a fairly successful business for about a century and is not gonna let a little jail time and a move get in the way of that. its pretty much just for fun/hobbies at this point though because adventuring makes a lot of $$$ (that we left on that goblin island because i dont know how factories work but they should be compensated for their work! i hope theyre doing ok...)

cléon- shes entirely out of her depth and is doing the adventure equivalent of nodding and saying yeah when you didnt hear the other person, so shes gonna spend a good while meeting everyone and exploring. she likes to draw maps so she probably draws one of the core/surrounding area

marshall- even before switching to office work it was pretty similar, like monster hunting and desk jobs are stressful in their own rights so a lot of it is stuff that relaxes him... read a book, work on a jigsaw puzzle, play with the gerbils... but also because too much of that is boring he definitely took the car outside and did some things of questionable legality 

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development?

azgen- positive, well both kids were troublemakers but they had a very patient mentor who put up with a lot of their shit until they figured out that actually sometimes learning is cool and actually got down to it. another positive i actually would count is getting arrested because otherwise theyd still be in that hermit hut and i think meeting a bunch of new friends and getting a big ol prophecy is a better direction for life. negative, since there were two of them and they basically did all the same stuff they ended up dividing up/prioritizing things differently which after they werent together anymore left azgen not being able to read common/swim/cook well/etc... also the Chicken Incident which scared both of them so much they still cant face a chicken in the flesh. this cant be used as a weakness against each other just based on the fact that one of them would have to get close enough to one to move it/put it in a trap/confirm its a chicken. and of course the whole gun thing is also a big negative.

cléon- positive, she has a very caring and supporting family! especially her older sister who took her on trips when she was younger and helped her get into music, and her mom who raised her to be polite but take no shit. learning to play an instrument also was a positive because it gave her a good creative outlet which shed been needing for a while. negative, she lived kind of in the middle of nowhere as a young kid and didnt really have perspective or exposure to much, and shes had a lot of responsibility re: her younger sisters handed down after her older sister moved to the city which she didnt really have a chance to get away from unless shes working.

marshall-i dont have a lot of his deeper backstory official yet because i know were supposed to do the shared history bits and ive been planning to get those and then work from there + my skeleton to get the big picture? i get stepping on toes anxiety about storywriting too though so this is partially that sorry. i do figure though that monster hunting as a profession would be a general negative just since its pretty dangerous and doing that as a paid job for a company like with a schedule would be more stressful/less flexible than just doing it freelance. positive, since hes got a less fatal job at the moment hes had a good amount of me time and has got himself right, as much as one can when they live in a dome and probably will go back to hunting monsters in the future. he might have to leave the gerbils with his cousin so he calls her twice a month to make sure she remembers how to take care of them, and also to watch movies. that counts as positive because they have a good time and im running out of things to say!

30. Would they smooch a ghost? 

azgen- they have to meet the same standards as any other person but the fact that theyre a ghost wouldnt get in the way

cléon- shed have to understand how someone can exist as a ghost and just how dead they actually are but she would be 

marshall- it might be a little weirder than bigfoot but yes you know it

#ghostie answers #dnd3d #idnd #mmotw #azgen #cléon #marshall #lesbian-warlock #asks

[mmirror-onthewall-blog]

We are the r e c k l e s s,

we are the w i l d youth.

Daisy D a r l i n g

#edits #daisy darling #mmotw

[blacksver]

Daughther of Elsa and Jack

Caillech E. Frost

She's fire and ice.  You'll fear the cold and crave the burn.

#mmotw #rpg #characters #edits #Caillech E. Frost

[mcmansionhell]

50 States of McMansion Hell: Johnson County, Kansas

Hello Friends! Sorry for the late post - I got distracted yesterday by taking a moment to enjoy the beautiful weather after shutting myself in various libraries for so long as to not see the sun. :)

Welcome to Kansas - the heart of America. [Insert Wizard of Oz joke just to get that out of the way]. Did you know that Kansas was also the inspiration for the 19th century mathematical fantasy Flatland? Wow! The longing for topological variation explains the rather mountainous layout of our lovely estate:

This classic Beigehaus™ was built in 1996, and boasts 4 bedrooms + 4.5 baths, totaling around 4800 square feet. It can be all yours for the LOW LOW price of 25,060 payments of $19.95 + S&H. Sorry no CoD.

Law Student Foyer

The carpet on the stairs is what gets me. I swear I’ve stared at that floor in some sort of big box store as an impressionable child and it is here to haunt me for buying beer at Walmart over winter break.

Foyer/Dining

Maximalism is coming and it is difficult to get right. I’m talking very, very, very, very difficult. I am going to have A DANG FIELD DAY and I CANNOT WAIT.

WHOLESOME LIVING ROOM

Because I know most of you are going through finals right now, I wanted to provide to you a small island of wholesomeness to get you through your day! Please remember to drink lots of water and take good care of yourselves during this time of deep strife. 

:)

Place of devoted labor

My mom is ready to pistol-whip the deer that have decided to stage a coup against her valiant attempts at landscaping. Also dumpster rococo is 100% a reverb-saturated girl band.

Sitting Room where people actually sit

i am a v sensitive girl and hunting makes me sad bc i love birds & other folk and think the whole sport is only acceptable to control the deer population whose natural predators have been driven away due to habitat loss so people can build their fake ugly houses with massive useless lawns. 

Area for Mastication 

sponge paint that looks like a wet kitchen sponge that is nearing the time for replacement = methodology becoming metaphor or something dumb like that.

Kitchen

I like my friends and want to acknowledge and appreciate them :)

Master Bed

That sitting area could be a 1996 exhibit in a design museum. That green marble tho. 

Master Bath

gotta give people credit when they try. 

Bedroom 2 [sad]

I can’t not be dark - I still have 2 exams next week. 

Basement

Ah, high school - a time when I thought my classical music career would swiftly and effortlessly take off. 

And finally, our friend the rear exterior:

Is there a new fancy 8-letter literary term for the deliberate subversion (really a deconstruction, thanks Derrida) of grammar and syntax in internet humor yet? Because I’m p sure high school English teachers would love that. 

Anyways, that does it for Kansas! Based on current exam priorities, there’s not going to be a Sunday post next week, but the schedule should be back on track the week after. Stay tuned for Wednesday’s Kentucky McMansion! 

If you like this post, and want to see more like it, consider supporting me on Patreon!  Also JUST A HEADS UP - I’ve started posting a GOOD HOUSE built since 1980 from the area where I picked this week’s McMansion as Wednesday bonus content on Patreon! Not into small donations and sick bonus content?  Check out the McMansion Hell Store - 100% goes to charity.

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#architecture #building #design #mcmansion #mcmansion hell #mmotw #bad architecture #ugly houses #luxury #1990s #90s design #90s interiors #90s decor #interior design #interior decorating #funny

[dreamas-cometrue]

I was b o r n

with a d a r k soul.

M a x ine  Fairy

#maxine fairy #mmotw #personajes #my edits

[rouiyan]

✧ — 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐫.

high to low priority. excludes drabbles and timestamps. last updated = 060421

an overview of how my writing process unfolds:

✧ 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 → 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 → 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 → 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 → 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

❝ 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ❞ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 — 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

✧ surprise, bitches !!

✧ requested / for @lebrookestore​‘s ‘disquietude’ collab! estimated length — 15k MAX. tentative release date — 070121

synopsis — just wait and see, bitches !!

❝ 𝐮𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 ❞ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 — 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

✧ band kid!l.dh x (fem.) reader x football jock!wong yukhei. high school neighbors to lovers au. you belong with me song fic. pining! lots of uncalled-for pining!

✧ requested! estimated length — 12k MAX. tentative release date — 080121

synopsis — trumpet boy, lee donghyuck, admires you from the bleachers while you admire your boyfriend out on the football field. where the marching band kids are commonly considered (what! ever! major!) losers, donghyuck and his three (also loser) friends devise a game plan to win the girl: 1) get the two of you on a first name basis. 2) start a band and reinvent their reputation. and 3) it’s homewrecking time.

❝ 𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐖 𝟎𝟎 ; 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥? ❞ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 — 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠

✧ l.jn x (fem.) reader. high school au. doppelganger au. bsf2l backstory.

✧ first of the ‘mmotw’ series! estimated length — 5k MAX. tentative release date — 090121

synopsis — let me take you back to high school, to lee jeno’s first day in freshman year, to his first high school dance, his first time behind the wheel, the first all-nighter he’d ever pulled. let me take you back to the years of jeno’s first love.

❝ 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐤 (𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭) ❞ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 — 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

✧ basketball star!l.jn x (fem.) chem tutor!reader. high school au.

✧ estimated length — 12k MAX. tentative release date — 100121

synopsis — who would’ve thought that your school's crown gem, lee jeno, star and captain of the esteemed basketball team, would be flunking chem cp? wherein jeno has you tutor him in secret because without a passing grade, his athletics scholarship would become nothing more than just a pipe dream.

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#nct scenarios #nct fics #nct imagines #rouiyan writes

[written1nthest4rs]

Hmmmmm mirror mirror on the wall for Alice. And pitch black for Mari.))

For how long? @shiftedruins

Mmotw: Alice is terrified of her reflection and it might escape if left uncovered

Pitch black: Mari is in complete darkness and can't see!

[dodrpg-blog]

¿Por qué todas las historias comienzan con “Había una vez…”? ¿No sería mejor comenzar con algo del tipo “Y ahora…”, “La historia comienza así…” o cualquiera otro prefacio que indique un presente? Es como si todos tuviéramos que relacionarnos con un pasado que marca un futuro que desconocemos, un destino que se debe cumplir sin importar lo que el corazón desea o hasta las situaciones más amargas, donde debemos despedirnos de todo y abrazar algo que no entra en nuestros estándares.

Basado en Descendientes & Más

Pasa a inscribirte aqui

#dod rpg #mmotw #global dream

[sjjsalamanders]

Maya’s Monster of the Week

WORKING TITLE: Maya’s Monster of the Week GENRE: urban fantasy, YA SETTING: 2010′s New York City TROPES: broken family, found family, the chosen one, fuck destiny, monster fighters for hire, twins hijinks, monster of the week STORY: 21-year-old twins Alex and Vivi were trained by their mother, the legendary protector of humanity and monstrology expert Maya Balesmith. When Maya goes missing, evil entities not seen in decades begin to overwhelm the human world, and this time, they bring with them even more powerful evils not seen in millennia. Alex and Vivi race against the clock to find their mother, escape what killed their father, break their family curse, and try not to crack under the pressure of ancient secrets unraveling everything they thought they knew about their lives.

CHARACTERS:

Alex Balesmith - 21 - he/him - protector - trans man - psychology - poker - trading card games - swimming

Vivi Balesmith - 21 - she/her - firecracker - cis woman - robotics - mathletes - tabletop roleplay games - sewing

NIFTY STUFF: Not all curses are magical. -- WIP intro template credit to @sleepyowlwrites​

#WIP Intro #MMOTW #Maya's Monster of the Week #temp title #temp images #original WIP #work in progress #under construction #Alex and Vivi

[mmirror-onthewall-blog]

She wore  f l o w e r s 

 in her h a i r

And carried  m a g i c  secrets

in her e y e s 

Joan P e n d r a g o n

#edits #joan pendragon #mmotw

[blacksver]

Daugther of Hades and Perséphone

Achlys

Madness is a good way of living The darkness shadow for the prettiest girl in the isle She's just like her father... Dark and crazy, well more crazy that dark.

#mmotw #rpg #characters #edits #Achlys

[mcmansionhell]

50 States of McMansion Hell: Polk County, Iowa

Hello friends! I just realized I forgot to tell everyone that I wasn’t going to post this Sunday in order to catch up on work in preparation for finals. 

I hope to make up for it with this very sad house. 

Some houses require lots of creative backstories to make them fun because they are so boring. This house was so pathetic and sad that I really didn’t need to add many jokes about existential dread, late capitalist irony, or divorce. It kind of speaks for itself. 

To give you an idea, this is the most positive picture in the bunch:

This...house, built in 1995, boasts a whopping 5 beds and 6 bathrooms - and can be yours for around $700,000 dollars. Shall we?

Great Room (no foyer pics, sadly)

I told you it was depressing. There’s really no hope for that particular shade of oak in today’s housing landscape. The only time you see wood in that color these days is in Bass Pro Shops and unfortunate log cabins. 

But it’s okay, because they HAVE 

THE DANKEST SITTING ROOM EVER

LOOK AT IT. Just...feast your eyes on its majesty.

Ok, back to the depressing:

Sitting Room 2

Okay, I’ve never seen drawers beneath a fireplace before. What could you store in them besides fire supplies that wouldn’t get super damaged? Also the placement of the fireplace is just...bizarre. I’m not a fire safety specialist but I am concerned. 

Dining Room

I don’t hate my family, but if we all had to sit in that room together, all bets are off. “Honey, will you pass the potatoes?”  “No. No I won’t.”

This Kitchen

Also the stairs on the right are carpeted, and it’s ugly carpet. 

The Master Bed

I kind of get the high ceiling thing if this is the alternative. $700k and y’all can’t spring for something better? At least the trim is white. 

Master Bath

“Brown is an earthy color, warm and inviting. One can definitely not draw comparisons between brown and a common bathroom function.” - The Lowes Bathroom Decoration Book, 2004 Edition, probably 

Also I went with the wholesome meme™ his and hers joke just to cheer everyone up a bit during these hard times invoked by having to look at this insufferable place. 

Bedroom 2

My gosh this is sad. 

Bathroom 2

That window roof access came real handy Jimmy’s sophomore year of high school. 

Bedroom 3

will the sun ever come? 

Downstairs

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist. 

Bar

Suburban alcoholism is especially depressing because it’s a 30 minute car ride to and from the nearest liquor store so you have extra time to be alone with your self-loathing thoughts. 

THAT IS SO DARK!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS HOUSE IS DOING TO ME????

Eldritch space

I personally would have killed to have been that unsupervised as a kid. 

Finally (finally) our favorite part:

Rear Exterior

This just defies logic. DEFIES IT. 

Anyways, that’s it for Iowa! I will actually post my Sunday post this Sunday, so get ready for some good time 18th century architectural theory. Also, join me next Wednesday for Kansas! 

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#architecture #building #design #interior design #90s interiors #90s decor #1990s #mmotw #mcmansion #mcmansion hell #bad architecture #ugly house #luxury #suburbia

[mmirror-onthewall-blog]

There is a charming boy, he is very quiet have b l u e  e y e s, with a h a i r black like the night s k y

Philip V o n  E r t h a l

#edits #philip von erthal #mmotw