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macattackz · 18 days

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Vermin’s Smile Ventures

god save me

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vonlipvig · 1 year

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[philomena cunk voice]

if one were to be asked the question, "who is the most famous and well-known figure in all of french history?", there's really only one answer that would come to mind: that little lovey-dovey cartoon skunk that kept harrassing that cat woman. but if we're talking humans, then the answer would definitely be napoleon bonaparte.

born on a silly island off the coast of france, he quickly showed his military prowess in the army, amassing victories for the country and doing a bit of imperialism on the side. so much imperialism, in fact, that he even became emperor. but after a tough battle where he forgot to pack enough coats, his reign finally ended...until he tried to do it again, and then got his arse kicked for the final time.

[interview]

philomena: so, do you think napoleon would be proud about that whole waterloo thing? i want to think he is.

dr. pierre academe, professor of european military history: w-well, i...i don't think he'd be particularly fond of the defeat that lead to his abdication in 1815, no.

philomena: yeah, but without it we'd have no "waterloo" by ABBA, so i think he'd be rather pleased by that, in a way.

dr. pierre academe: ...

philomena: it's a good tune.

dr. pierre academe: ...yeah.

#philomena cunk #i was reading about napoleon today and got possessed by miss cunk i just had to #i think we should all have a philomena cunk narrating our lives #also dont mind any historical innacuracies i cant be bothered also it's the cunk yknow how it is

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midnightmishaps · 1 year

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I imagine the way philomena cunk tells stories about her mate Paul is exactly how my friends tell stories Abt me

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#this video is missing some of my faves #And arguably some of the most iconic #but it’s a reference point for ppl who have no idea what I’m on abt #philomena cunk #cunk on earth #cunk on britain #cunku #my mate Paul #paul #Youtube

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socialprawn · 8 months

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Bg3 break with bloodborne ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

#happy cos i dont get this epic anxiety over fighting enemies anymore its actually kind of niiiice #also magdalene and philomena both based off my rdo horses #only renata missing #when i get elden ring 😎

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smiletimeisrunningout · 11 months

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@unyieldingvalxr "quickly! get inside!" Philomena urges, ushering the other in. She has information that she is eager to pass on.

"If you are about to tell me you got very lucky with that handsome soldier, I saw him and congratulations!" Emma does follow the order, curious to hear what Philomena wants to share - now, any other lady of this country had been there, she wouldn't have spoken so freely, but Philomena isn't as shy and Emma is glad she doesn't have to pretend to be either. Unless this is about some other idiot bothering her, in which case Emma is equally ready to listen and then act very violently about it.

#unyeldingvalxr #annastrxng #listen emma can be supportive in many ways. she missed the point here but she's supporting #philomena the spy

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sparefry · 29 days

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real SDSO missing hours

#i miss svensen and toretti and shelby and kross and bones and rose and cooper and silas and roy and willy and columbo #and mcreal and brick and bruce and sanya and philomena #i miss the bits :( :( :(

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kaaaaaaarf · 2 months

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what is a wolfstar?

Well Philomena—can I call you Philomena? I'm glad you asked. You see I'm a scholar and this area is my specialty.

It starts in what is now known as ancient Rome. People often get the ancient tale of Remus and Romulus wrong, and in actuality this is where the first recorded instance of the term wolfstar occurred. In the actual tale, (which I found on these ancient tablets—no you can't see the tablets, don't worry I interpreted them correctly) Remus never died—in fact, he parted ways with his brother Romulus (who was a total dick) and went to hang with his papa Lyall, aka the God Mars. Even in the heavens, he never forgot his nanny the wolf, who suckled he and his brother when they were babies. Sadly, he had no idea where she was and missed her dearly every day. As a result, he became known as Where Wolf, due to his cries in his sleep, wondering where she was.

One day while he was hangin' out with the Gods, he saw a shooting star that seemed to crash land in Rome. Curious, he came down from the heavens to find the star. In the crater where the star landed was a very handsome young man, with raven black hair. It turns out the star (named Sirius) had been rejected from the heavens due to his family being pretty cunty for being stars, and soon they fell in love.

The Where Wolf and the Star lived together for eternity in the heavens, where Remus invited him to lay low. Sirius the star did not seem to mind that there was only one cloud bed.

Thus, wolfstar lived happily ever after (well one of them fell through a vale but don't worry about that part).

#sash tag #wolfstar

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agendabymooner · 8 months

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line without a hook ! yuki t. x ofc (filo!indie singer!ofc)

“do you like it when i’m away?”

summary: pia ellis misses the boyfriend that everyone thought she made up in her head, and when she vented about it to her fans — who designated themselves as her therapists — and twitter, they begin to wonder who he really is. OR she spiralled a little bit when yuki tsunoda posted photos of his ‘boyfriend’ pierre gasly, but it’s safe to say that he misses her too.

content warning: use of explicit language, ofc and yuki calling each other ‘asshole’ but they love each other, a fairly short one (both of them and the smau fic), short gf 🤝 short bf, yuki and ofc have false user to stalk each other (secret relationship)

note: my first yuki fic but it’s beabadoobee because they lowkey would vibe

masterlist

liked by yukino22, girlinred, taiverdes

taiverdes i think the second one calls for grass touching pia 😭😭 liked by papayapia

papayapia (gr)ass touching*

girlinred have you been drawing him again p? liked by papayapia

papayapia he doesn’t look as good as he does irl 😮‍💨

user1 NOT THE SECOND PIC STAWP

user2 lowk don’t know if i should believe you about the whole bf thing

papayapia i live on my own small world anyways 😔

yukino22 such a dirty mind you have smh

tagged pierregasly

liked by pizzapia, pierregasly, zhouguanyu

user1 my fave couple ever 😮‍💨❤️

user2 i wanna be one of them idc

pierregasly you’re gonna get me in trouble with all of these posts and photos you make of me yuki 😭🤣 liked by yukitsunoda0511

user3 pierre??? what does that mean?

user4 yuki??? our baby??? has a partner???

pizzapia don’t mind me, i’m just waiting for your call here or something 🙍‍♀️

pizzapia u two look cute together. just together tho bc he’d be ugly without you

pizzapia i ship ❤️

tagged papayapia

liked by pizzapia, pierregasly, landonorris

user1 NAW MANS HARD LAUNCHED HIS GF 😭😭 my baby boy is grown up

user2 she’s literally hot and you’d post pierre over her???? bad move tsunoda 🙄

user3 him: ❤️ her: 👍

oscarpiastri god i was ready to scream at you for keeping her a damn secret 🤬

user4 god love oscar piastri and his love for everyone’s gfs 😭😭

pierregasly i’m finally off the hook 😮‍💨😮‍💨

papayapia says who ? 😊🤔 you’re literally on top of my hitlist

papayapia eheh

papayapia i love u yukinooooo ❤️ liked by yukitsunoda0511

yukitsunoda0511 i love u too but answer my facetime calls pls

papayapia on it best friend 🤭🫡

user5 girl weren’t you just tweeting about him? papayapia

papayapia that ain’t me, that’s philomena 😨

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sonata-stigmata · 7 months

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my dream blunt rotation:

jennifer coolidge

the 'we're just innocent men' dog

rahul kohli

miss piggy

philomena cunk

laszlo and nadja wwdits

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dilfgaming · 8 months

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if philomena cunk was a drag queen her name would be miss information

#philomena cunk

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eclvpses · 29 days

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leo fowler; revised

welcome to marina, LEO FOWLER ( demi man, he/they ) ! they are a TWENTY-SEVEN (ONE HUNDRED+) year old HYBRID (nature nymph/banshee) who resides in PROSPECT HILL. They work as a FLORIST at FOWLER’S FLOWERS and are said to look a lot like HARRIS DICKINSON. People around the island find them to be +CONVIVIAL and +DEVOTED, but also -CALLOUS and -IMPETUOUS. what do you think?

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name: leopold kristoff fowler.

supernatural relation: nature nymph from their father's bloodline, banshee from his mother's bloodline.

sexuality: bisexual.

birthday: november 12th.

star sign: scorpio.

myer-briggs: entp.

occupation: florist.

place of birth: amsterdam, netherlands.

last played on spotify: throat goat by kim petras.

general disposition: reckless and carefree.

background.

in true leo fashion, ever since he’d been able to properly manifest his abilities leo has been a force of nature (literal) (also said in a terrified voice)

much more akin to the side of them that is nymph, leo always found them self far more at home w the other fae in his family - his aunt and uncle, the brothers they grew closer and closer over the years, while their dad forced down and tried to dampen his own magical ability after discovering how weak of a nymph he was

the side from his mum is the side leo refuses to admit but is scared of, the side that gave him his banshee abilities that not long ago, sent him spiralling - the abilities always confused him, came and went, but decided to manifest deeply in his chest the day that his cousin, finn, died

leo sensed it and knew it would happen, but tried to push away the thoughts, refuse to believe in his own abilities, and it cost him his best friend, something he never did forgive himself for

now they try to brush off the exchange, cover everything with a joke as they usually do, and have become more and more impulsive and reckless w their abilities to cope

on a totally diff note. mans has a 10 month only child named hawthorne??? who allowed this. (with philomena carmichael npc this verse i miss them sm)

#marina:intro #death mention tw #teehee

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macattackz · 1 month

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One year ago today I decided to put these six together in a story. Happy Vermin Versary! I updated their refs and did some mini redesigns! (big and small!)

#art #my art #oc #ocs #my oc #my ocs #vermin #vermins vile ventures #macattackz ocs #nina richardson #sir shep #sir shep starbound vi prince of the star people #philomena #miss philomena #madgaur #morphix

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theromaboo · 8 months

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I literally just came home from the library with Emma Southon's book Agrippina: The Most Extraordinary Woman of the Roman World. I haven't even finished the first page and the writing style and humor is so good. It's like a combination of Horrible Histories books and Philomena Cunk. I sure do hope every part of it is as good as the humor. I'm interested to see how open she is to the theory that Brit wasn't poisoned.

I can only aspire to be as funny as she is.

She said it! She mentioned how different the Annals would be with one missing letter.

#i literally laugh after every single paragraph #roman history #ancient rome #history #ancient history #agrippina the younger #agrippina #emma southon #agrippina: the most extraordinary woman of the roman world

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relicariums · 1 year

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2023 Reads

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Will reblog and update monthly.

Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf (💖)

The Beauty and the Spindler by Neil Gaiman

The Nutcracker by E. T. A Hoffman

Burnout Society by Byung-Chul Han (💖)

House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones

Persuasion by Jane Austen

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier (💖)

How Fiction Works by James Wood (💖)

The Complete Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi (💖)

The Death of Ivan Ilych by Leo Tolstoy (💖)

Murder at the Vicarage by Agatha Christie

Quarto de Despejo / Child of the Dark by Carolina Maria de Jesus (💖)

O Sujeito na Contemporaneidade by Joel Birman

Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel García Márquez (💖)

Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena by Jason A. Hazeley, Joel P. Morris

The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty

Western Attitudes Toward Death by Philippe Ariès (💖)

Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1) by Terry Pratchett

Wyrd Sisters (Discworld #6; Witches, #2) by Terry Pratchett (💖)

The Palliative Society by Byung-Chul Han

Death with Interruptions by José Saramago (💖)

Suspiria de Profundis by Thomas de Quincey

The Horror Film essays organized by Stephen Prince (💖)

Carrie by Stephen King (💖)

A Man Lay Dead by Ngaio Marsh

The White Album by Joan Didion (💖)

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai

The Psychology of C. G. Jung by Jolande Jacobi

Castle in the Air by Diana Wynne Jones

O que é Arte by Jorge Coli

The Battle of Versailles by Robin Ghivan

Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin (💖)

The Devil Crept In by Ania Ahlborn

Undine by Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué

Black Skin, White Masks by Frantz Fanon

On Dreams & Death by Marie-Louise von Franz

Bunny Lake is Missing by Evelyn Piper

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou

The Honjin Murders by Seishi Yokomizo (💖)

#mel chirps #decided to be more liberal with how i use this blog. it acquires more of a diary veneer #burnout society was extremely interesting. it changed my brain a little bit #reading list

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audiofictionuk · 20 days

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New Fiction Podcasts - 11th April 2/2

Natural Six Audio RPG Welcome to the Dungeons & Dragons actual play adventures in Reliquiae! https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240402-01 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/natural-six

Out of reach Audio Drama After 3 months in space, Mark and his team lose comms with ground control. The audio diary entry gives us an insight to what happened up there. All 9 astronauts on the ISS V2 for 20 years. Their lives unfold watching the whole world be buried under violence. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240330-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f43a6e30/podcast/rss

Crisis Level: Green Audio RPG A group of federal agents learn that the world isn't quite as black and white as they thought it was. There are definitely some shades of green as well. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240403-01 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/crisislevelgreen/

Pulp Panic - A Fiasco Anthology Audio RPG Pulp Panic is a Fiasco actual play podcast, an Anthology of deception, debauchery, and desperation. Pulp Panic is not for the faint of heart and any content warnings can be found in our description. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240403-02 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/pulp-panic

The Escapades of Action Jones Audio Drama Welcome to "The Escapades of Action Jones", an uproarious scripted comedy podcast that takes you on a hilarious journey back to a time when Dick always meant Richard and nickels only cost 5 </em>cents! Join our intrepid duo, world-renowned private dick, Action Jones (voiced by Scott Norman) and his trusty sidekick, Junior Detective Tommy (voiced by Mason Heidger), as they embark on daring escapades across the globe. In this thrilling first series of "The Escapades of Action Jones", the titular private dick Action Jones is hired by ex-lover (and constant thorn in his side) The Dame in the Purple Skirt, to track down her sister who went missing on a trip to Italy. This leads Action and his Junior Detective Tommy down a wet path of murder, mystery, and high-octane gondola chases in search of the mysterious gondola guru himself... the villainous Donald Golario aka Dash Backslash. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240405-01 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f3cc7c18/podcast/rss

Rise and Fall of Gods Audio RPG A Quest actual play following Philomena and Foster as they get called on an unexpected adventure that will show them more truths than they expected, fighting for the future of their home alongside some friends they pick up on their long journey. The world was once nearly destroyed by a war between the gods. Thousands of years later, the world has been reclaimed by the people who survived with the help of the few gods who remain. Now darkness threatens the land, and history is on the verge of repeating itself. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240405-02 RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8a7a7e06-5630-4142-8b46-dc4c60eadeea

Bring to Heel Audio Drama Bring to Heel is an audio drama that explores the shifting nature of morality and how justification is often dictated by perspective. BtH on morally grey characters in a world where there is no definite right and wrong. Our scene is set in Scrinn, the fantasy setting of a world where gods and magic have long since abandoned the once mystical lands. Scrinn is both a god and the world itself, an entity that extends to embody everything it has spawned. The empress oversees her ever-shifting plot through the empire of Seviscia, and she claims the throne once held by those magicks. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240113-02 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f0a80c8c/podcast/rss

Anonymous Lover Audio Drama In the trenches of the culture war, two aspiring podcasters from Southern California explore the intersection of Q-Anon and yacht rock, where they become immersed in a dangerous quest to find an elusive pop singer. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240401-02 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2335684.rss

Roses Audio Book Steve Buchanan was a private investigator. His life changed one night three years ago, throwing him into an unknown, dangerous world. Now he is telling his story.

https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240317-01 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f38a1094/podcast/rss

The Pact and Boon: A D&D 5e Actual Play Show Audio RPG A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast set in the high fantasy world of Calignos. A world where the Gods play with the lives of mortals and magic abounds. The story begins with our heroes being prisoners in Hell. Join Dungeon Master Jake Packham from The Dungeon Mastermind Podcast and players Justin Lewis, Tanner Weyland and Cayden Ottley from the podcast How to Be a Better DM as they explore the various pacts and boons in the world of Calignos. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240404-01 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/pact-and-boon/

Eva Luna Audio Drama Eva (Blanca Soto) es una bella mujer de fuerte carácter que trabaja en las plantaciones de manzanas del Sur de California, sin embargo su padre Ismael (Eduardo Ibarrola); quien trabaja junto a ella se entera que tiene una enfermedad terminal por lo que decide viajar a los Ángeles a visitar a la madre de Eva y de su hija menor Alicia (Sofía Lama) para que cuando el falte se haga cargo de sus hijas. Días antes de su viaje, su tía Matilde (Sonia Noemí) ve en las cartas que a su sobrina la espera un futuro oscuro, un hombre que la hará conocer “el cielo y el infierno”. Ese hombre se llama Daniel Villanueva (Guy Ecker), y es el viudo más cotizado de Los Ángeles. Exitoso en los negocios y en el amor, las mujeres enloquecen por él. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240402-03 RSS: https://feeds.simplecast.com/SMiHJLgz

Safe Society Audio Drama An 11-part tale of mass psychosis in an all-too-familiar world. In this satire/psycho-thriller/horror, an influential woke entrepreneur develops an irrational OCD, making him easily manipulated to absurd and terrifying policy extremes by a fearmongering lobbying organization. Will he wake up before it's too late? https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240404-02 RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/042f954c-4c6f-481a-875b-35ae36c1e580

The Heartless Knaves Audio Book The Heartless Knaves is a new dark fantasy audiobook podcast featuring clever heists, gory scraps, sad bits, saucy bits, murderous nuns, talking donkeys, and an 8-year-old boy king who won’t take no for an answer. Set in a twisted version of the English Renaissance, the story hinges on the macabre adventures of assassins Silkin and Rooks, who may be dead, their hearts stolen by the church, their severed heads mounted on the royal battlements, but there’s no rest for the wicked... Blending black humour and squishy violence with a whip-smart plot and a cast of loveable rogues, the first book, The Pale Princess, is a bit like a haunted roller coaster: fundamentally unsafe, shuddering in the wind, and threatening to come off the rails as it gathers pace. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240407-01 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/the-heartless-knaves

Booker & Olivia Audio Drama Two idealistic young college graduates journey to the Deep South and work together to found one of the legendary HBCUs. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240406-01 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2346545.rss

Outbroken Anthology | Zombie Stories Audio Book From the outbreak's genesis to fifty years in, Outbroken covers it all. Each episode sets you in the middle of someone's life in the reality of the zombie apocalypse. From heart wrenching to heart warming, see what it's like to live it for real. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240330-04 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f4365624/podcast/rss

#audio fiction #fiction podcast

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chimiibo · 1 year

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gave miss philomena a lil makeover

#its so amazing how skin details change so much #the sims 4 #ts #ts4 #the sims #sims 4 #simblr #sim: philomena ila

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