#minecraft movie

[corviddrawsstuff]

The year is 2025. You’re sitting in the theatre watching the brand new Minecraft movie. Jack Black has successfully nailed his role and saved Dr Trayaurus, Lizzie LDShadowlady has performed her solo reprise of Deal With Destiny and Chris Pratt has joined the crew as cod in a bucket. As the cast walk into the blocky sunset, Mumbo K. Jumbo turns around and asks “Is the moon big?” Credits roll, crowd goes wild. Hermitblr does not shut up for at least 6 weeks

#minecraft movie #minecraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft #my post

[1960scomputerlog]

I THINK I KNOW THE CAST OF THE MINECRAFT MOVIE!!!!

#hermitblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #trafficblr #life series #mumbo jumbo #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #dantdm #aphmau #valkyrae #minecraft movie

[beltediris]

18 yr old former minecraft nerds everywhere just died

#dantdm #the diamond minecart #aphmau #mcyt #guys pls ignore this im just periodically gonna freak out abt this #anywhom #wtf wtf #minecraft movie #2025 #youtube nostalgia #ldshadowlady

[hkayakh]

I wonder if Jack White will make a cameo appearance as Herobrine

#196 #r/196 #r196 #funny #meme #heroine #Minecraft movie #the Minecraft movie #jack black #jack black with Pringle chips on his fingers

[jeena-says-hi]

Petition for Scar to be in the minecraft movie

He shows up, welcomes Steve/Jack Black to the game

Says, “you are in for a good time!”

Then speeds away with rockets attached to his wheelchair yelling, “YEEEOOWWWWWW!!”

#funny #meme #funny meme #hehe #trafficblr #third life #mcyt #last life #limited life #double life #secret life #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #gtws #minecraft movie #jack black

[lemonylepid]

So I've heard rumors about a minecraft movie with Jason Momoa for a long fucking time. But I feel like if it isn't just a 140 minute film with no dialog showing the beauties of nature and the true fear of spelunking in an unknown, untouched world, it will be an absolute flop no matter how hard they try to market it.

I want the film to cold open on Jason face first in the dirt, near a beach, stalks of sugarcane waving in the wind. He slowly realizes he can break trees with his bare hands and DIY his way to survival. I want him to move deeper into a cave day after day, and then after months of fighting creepers and skeletons he finds an abandoned structure. A dungeon.

Week after week he studies the books inside by torchlight, discovering an ancient portal. It drives him to be a midnight monster killing machine, searching for the materials to complete it. And then once he does, he fights and kills the ender dragon.

Not a word spoken, just over 2 hours of human muscle slab Momoa surviving and exploring with gorgeous sound effects and orchestrated synth music.

#jason momoa #minecraft #minecraft movie #I don't want to hear minecraft steve talk

[karmaspidr]

DanTDM, Mumbo Jumbo, LDShadowLady, Aphmau and Valkyrae are rumoured to be featured in the Minecraft Movie. It's a very interesting lineup.

#minecraft #minecraft youtubers #minecraft movie #dantdm #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #mumbo jumbo #aphmau #valkyrae #the diamond minecart #mcyt

[soyalexnajera]

I thought this was a joke and now it has a release date

#jason momoa #minecraft #minecraft movie #I'll be there of course but #no words

[ilumistar]

guysguysguys

what if they put herobrine in the minecraft movie?!??!!

+some bonus doodles lol

#minecraft #minecraft movie #herobrine #my art #these are so old wtf #mcsm romeo #adbrine #is the ship name i think?? #i made ship art of them too but im too scared to put it out here 😭 #im not weird i swear #traditional art

[jimmytimmyjames]

MINECRAFT MOVIE?????

#UHHHHHH???? #jack black #minecraft movie #minecraft #mine

[not-a-vegan3]

so apparently there's a minecraft movie in the works and lemmie tell you now, if it mentions DSMP and not Hermitcraft imma fucking riot

#mcyt #minecraft #mineblr #minecraft movie

[t0bythebat]

NO SHITTING WAY THERES GONNA BE A MINECRAFT MOVIE. I JHST POSTED ABOUT THE BATIM MOVIE?? NOW I FIND OUT ABOUT JACK BLACK IN THE FUCKING MINECRAFT MOVIE??!???

#minecraft #mine craft #minecraft movie #jack blacks in the minecraft movie what the hell?

[pascalisfrenchpunk]

How the "Minecraft" movie casting news has been completely made up and was never real :

#pedro pascal #unless it's from an official source #imdb isn't trustworthy anymore #minecraft movie #Youtube

[wisefoxluminary]

Wait is this legit because that would make the Minecraft movie worth watching for me?

#misha collins #supernatural #castiel #nashcon #nashville #minecraft #minecraft movie #if we gets cast i will go see this movie no matter what #i'll be so happy if he gets more roles

[radiantrookie]

LET'S GOOOOOOO!

#minecraft #minecraft movie #dantdm #2010s #2010s nostalgia

[becca4leafclover]

IM STUPID I FIGURED OUT WHATS BOTHERING ME ABOUT A MINECRAFT MOVIE

IT NEEDS TO BE A MINECRAFT TV SHOW!

the problem with it being a Minecraft Movie is that movies are a lot more widespread and generalized. There's too much of an audience that will watch the Minecraft Movie, and they're going to be incredibly critical of it because of the way Minecraft works being rather odd to people who dont know it (and there's probably a LOT of people who don't know it, because while Minecraft is the #1 sold game of all time, it's also still a game most people over 30 don't know because its out of their generations.)

If they make a "realistic" Minecraft Movie, they're going to lose their actual playerbase though, because we want Block Game! Yes Jason Mamoa looks like Steve but I think players would riot if there was a live-action Minecraft Movie. But if they make it blocky animation or something, that's too stylized to realistically appeal to the greater audience. Disney 3D animation is one thing, the people and world and items all being made of cubes I think is too much of a stretch.

There's also the method of storytelling- Minecraft, as a game, has no plot. THAT'S THE ENTIRE SELLING POINT OF THE GAME! Any stories told within Minecraft are usually made with interpretations of the player, and often use ideas or mechanics not in the vanilla game (whether that is characters, builds, mods, or just the story itself not following the rules of the game)

And with this I think of Minecraft: Story Mode. Because that game literally was an early prototype of how this can all go.

Now don't get me wrong, I love MCSM! It's what got me into fandom in the first place and everything has gone downhill from there /lh. But the fact is, that 1. the storytelling was, well not the greatest, and 2. it's major plots all revolved with things that are straight up impossible in vanilla Minecraft. (The Witherstorm still is one of the coolest forces of destruction I've ever seen, but imagine THAT being summonable in the Block Game without mods? no way.) Not to mention the portal halls and world hopping, the specially enchanted flint and steel? Or don't get me started on what MCSM S2 was- if there's too much straying from the base game, the nicher the mechanics and genre get, and the more and more portions of the Minecraft playerbase you lose.

So whoever is producing this Minecraft Movie, kind of has to choose which audience they're going to cater to and which they're going to lose: the general greater movie-watching audience, who are probably only willing to tolerate a more "realistic" movie style or typical storytelling experience, or actual Minecraft fans in the blocky format and the general weirdness of telling a story in Minecraft.

BUT!

A Minecraft TV Show can EASILY solve this conflict of genre!

MINECRAFT YOUTUBE AND MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY LITERALLY ALREADY EXIST!

These are wildly successful! When I'm describing Starlighter I literally tell people I help to make a TV show in Minecraft! This is not new! (The entire reason I got thinking about this was a photo of a fan meeting Aphmau, MumboJumbo, Valkrae, and a few more MCYTs I don't remember, in New Zealand where supposedly the Minecraft Movie is being filmed).

Making an official Minecraft TV Show, whether its on Netlfix or Cartoon Network or something else, narrows down the audience they're having to appeal to to an audience that ALREADY ENJOYS NICHE AND STYLIZED THINGS! Cause this can just be treated as a cartoon! I think of Tangled: The Series or the Big Hero 6 TV show that have their big original original format where the characters are introduced have their serious story, but these cartoons are allowed to be more stylized and silly (and yes ofc they have their serious plot but it's not the same as the formality of their full movies) or even The Owl House that had a darker, more grotesque (not in a bad way) style, but was still wildly successful because the audience for it was already prepared for weird new styles and worlds and don't mind (in fact I think a lot PREFER) unique storytelling styles like what Minecraft kind of needs!

I dont know where I'm going with this I just finally cracked the code of why I can't bring myself to be excited about the Minecraft Movie when I think it's going to be doomed, and it's because it's in the wrong format for what it needs. I can't believe they're reinventing the wheel with this JUST MAKE IT AN ANIMATED TV SHOW MCYT IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE...

#becca rambles #minecraft #minecraft movie #cant believe this has taken me MONTHS to figure out