#milfguard

[wanderingaldecaldo]

suits | heels

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cp2077edit #cyberpunk photomode #videogame photography #my screens #rosalind myers #president rosalind myers #madam president #valerie vermilion #streetkid!val #myers x v #myers x fem v #wlw ship #milfguard #aka president's merc au #hands #shippy saturday #shippy everyday #totally normal about these suits #also those poses 🥴

[aggravateddurian]

The President's Lady | Impropriety

During a break from negotiations during the Arasaka/Militech/Night Corp/Orbital Air peace conference in Night City, Rosalind and Vega sneak away... and by 'sneak away' I mean make out in the middle of the conference room while nobody else is there.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 phantom liberty #alternate ending #chorus timelines #cp2077 au: the president's lady #oc: vega 'v' hawse #rosalind myers #madame president #milfguard

[merlgeim]

Some locations in Dogtown. Honestly this entire area has been very impressive, it feels very detailed and alive.

#The neon sign saying Milfguard is a whole mood #that's also the official name of Rosalind Myers' security detail lmfao #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #cyberpunk 2077 dlc #cyberpunk phantom liberty

[pozerjacket]

2077 Unused in-game MilfGuard ad by Luke Poller

#cyberpunk 2077 #night city

[sanctamater]

I'm sure you know (this being your brand and all) but there IS a magazine brand in 2077 called 'Milfguard'. A periodical, I'm so sure, pays Amelia her royalties.

if amelia wasn't busy curating her public image to be 'our lady most chaste and true' she'd have probably done a cover photoshoot and interview with them let's be real

#theres probably at least one intern who thinks its funny to sign her corp email up to their mailing list and it makes her eye twitch every t #every time. #🕊️❝ she speaks in channels ! ( answered. ) #🕊️❝ out of redemption ( ooc. )

[camelliagwerm]

Nobody: Night City: plays the MILFGUARD ad at full volume

#harper plays cp2077 #this advert is why i will never play this game without headphones

[roguescarlett]

Enjoying Cyberpunk 2077 so far. gives me more ideas into my Arcane/LoL AU with Sevika, Renata and my oc Amelia. :>

I had to giggle upon seeing the "MILFGuard billboard ingame and my brain immediately thought of this for the older women of Arcane. whoops. 🙈

#scarlett plays CP 2077 #decided to get the game during steam discount sale as a birthday present 💕

[satellitesnotstars]

see you at the milfguard everyone

#cyberpunk 77 #my pics

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Not shown: FSS agents swarming the scene then tasing and detaining Val.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cp2077edit #cyberpunk photomode #videogame photography #my screens #rosalind myers #president rosalind myers #madam president #valerie vermilion #streetkid!val #myers x v #myers x fem v #wlw ship #milfguard #aka president's merc au #in things that would never happen but was too funny not to take a pic of when i came across the poses #from the queue

[aggravateddurian]

WIP WEDNESDAY WHENEVER

I got tagged by @ghostoffuturespast and @chevvy-yates for WIP Wednesday Whenever. It is Wednesday where I am so that works out!

Firstly, things that are no longer WIP:

I made a mod!

I'm working on creating some tattoo replacers for the Johnny + V tattoo. The first release is Ros + V and So Mi + V, for all the dedicated SongV and Myers x V shippers out there. If you're looking for a fairly innocuous display of your V's OTP, look no further!

I have plans to expand this to the most popular Phantom Liberty characters, including Colonel Hansen, Bennett, Jago, Reed and Alex. Suggestions are welcome.

Now, WIP:

I'm going to be honest, I haven't written shit this week... but that's because I'm working on CyberNoir 1957 and a couple of other photo stories.

CyberNoir 1957

CyberNoir 1957 is Cyberpunk, but with a Noir influence, occuring within the Brother's Shadow timeline. Val, the half-sister of Vincent 'V' Gonzalez, and known to be a member of the Mox, follows Judy's story arc as a 1950s Private Eye. Currently, she's investigating the hive of debauchery known as 'Clouds' in search for Judy Alvarez's 'friend' Evelyn.

Part 3 of CyberNoir will come out by the end of the week.

I Made a Cop AU

Your eyes do not deceive you. I introduce to you Detective Valerie Ocampo-Gonzalez, NCPD.

Testing the NCPD V Equipment mod and I made a theoretical Val, if she decided against joining the Mox and became a Badge instead. Obviously, Judy does not approve and they stop being friends, so Val marries Melanie.

Val also becomes close friends with River Ward and... Harold Han (aka the guy who covered up the assassination of Lucius Rhyne for Weldon Holt). River does not initially trust Val, partly because she had connections to a gang, and partly because Han had warmed up to her so quickly. Eventually, Val works with V (a completely original V, not sure if I want them to be Masc or Fem yet) and River to unveil the truth behind Rhyne's death, and River finally trusts her, resulting in this exchange...

(I genuinely like River, but he's not really Val's type).

The President's Lady

Still plugging away at Chapter 4. I want to develop the relationship between Vega and Myers a little bit before we go back to the Reed POV as he begins his dark descent into treason.

The Presidential AV sat on the White House lawn, the port access door flanked by a pair of Marines in Dress Blues. They saluted as the President approached, having changed into her iconic suit once more. Myers adjusted her Aviators, returning their salute as she boarded the AV. V followed closely behind. Myers held her hand out to V, “Up you get.” V took her hand. One of the Marines flinched slightly, perhaps shocked, perhaps angered. Either way, it was not their place to question the President’s decisions. With all passengers accounted for, one of the Marines boarded, and the other helped seal the hatch, backing away as the green and white Presidential AV lifted off the turf, the wash of its engines blowing grass out of the ground as it lifted up and away.

Hand holding!? Scandalous!

Anyway, that's it for me for now. I'm going to tag: @ouroboros-hideout @streetkid-named-desire @theviridianbunny (feel free to participate if you want, and I apologise if you got double tagged).

#wip whenever #wip wednesday #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk mods #durian's backalley tattoos #cybernoir 1957 #oc: valerie ocampo-gonzalez #river ward #harold han #badge!val #oc: vega 'v' hawse #rosalind myers #myers x v #cp2077 au: the president's lady #milfguard

[spearxwind]

Im hatewatching the witcher with my partner and every time they hear "nilfgaard" they just go "MILFguard..." and its making me lose my mind

#milfguard.... 🙏 #thunderclap #strike i love you

[mxcrayon]

just found this while playing cyberpunk 2077

reference to the witcher perhaps

#for context cyberpunk 2077 was made by projekt red who also made the witcher games #and there's a nation in the witcher called nilfgaard #there's a shop called milfguard #i just think it's funny #and potentially a reference #witcher 3 #cyberpunk 2077 #projekt red #the witcher #nilfgaard

[freckledsweetpea]

as a graphic designer I really just enjoy the in game billboards.

#and fake advertising #cyberpunk 2077 #roadtrips #wet dream be the dream or the dreamer #milfguard 30 new mares to pick from

[nastagoose]

The Witcher is a great show for one reason only. Everytime I hear someone say "Nilfguard" all I hear is "Milf Guard".

#MilfGuard is attacking! #the witcher #Oh? What ever shall she do next?

[bitch-onii-san]

the high class fem joytoy is a cutie and I love her

#cyberpunk 2077 #shes so fucking cute y'all #but there needs to be more joytoys #give us milfs #i see the milfguard signs but I see no milfs #except for rogue #and meredith #idk how old meredith is but

[captainkirkk]

Hi! I decided to watch the Witcher because of one of your fic recs- read a fic that looked interesting and had to try the original media at least once- and all the unexplained world-setting aside, *I cannot stop hearing the invading force's name as MILFGUARD.* I cannot. People are dying, beloved characters are dying and the city's being slaughtered by this mysterious great force yet I'm sitting here going "hehe milfguard",

You’ve ruined that word for me now

#milfguard...................... #ask #anon