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EVIL FISHING INC SPONSORED BY BIG PLANKTON. OUR JOB IS TO KILL LOTS OF WHALES AND THEN DUMP THEM ALL IN ONE BIG PILE IN THE OCEAN TO MAKE THE BIGGEST WHALEFALLS IN THE WORLD
IF OUR CLIENTS PAY EXTRA I’LL RECORD A VIDEO OF MYSELF BEATING THE WHALE UP WITH MY OWN HANDS
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seriously i love you palm desert
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Blind Guardian's first demo came out in '85 so I'm saying it now: Eddie 'dnd dm extraordinaire, likes to joke about the satanic panic' Munson is a Fan
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EXTREME METAL SUBGENRE AESTHETICS FOR NEWBIES
death metal: rusted meat hooks and spent shell casings. mortuary fumes and dried bloodstains on barbed wire. blood gushing from broken noses and shattered teeth. hordes of zombies pounding at the doors and windows. necromancers cackling over occult rituals as their flesh melts from the bone.
black metal: corpses frozen standing up in an arctic wasteland. whispering spirits of dead travelers beckoning humans to their doom. violent blizzards smothering mountain cabins. distant wails of damned souls in catacombs dripping with fetid water. hissing breath behind your ear, only to find nothing when you turn to look. hooded figures chanting in rasping, rattling tongues about an occult sigil, summoning creatures of untold fathoms.
grindcore: burnt tire rubber and vehicular manslaughter. screams of wrongfully imprisoned asylum inmates, locked away for political dissidence. torn vocal chords. squatters' dens in abandoned industrial infrastructure. biohazard needles left in piles of junk in abandoned factories. warehouses with roofs caved in. the stench of pollutant smog and toxic waste belched into public water supply. resistance even in death.
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getting back into regularly listening to metal again, and existing is somewhat more bearable because of it. as much as i love other music genres, nothinf seems to feel as right as listening to extreme metal which has been a very important part of my life for the past 7 years. not to be cringe and stereotypical but metal has been there for me when nothing else has. (and rn i have nothing else)
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goodnight i just discovered i do like nw's Once the full album and not just a couple songs. this is a realization
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I'd actually commit horrible crimes to hear this song live I'll literally kill a man holy shit I'm hgrgahhhhhha ahahajav
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i’m going to fucking die in barre tomorrow. also it’s been so long since i’ve been to a gen admission metal show that I was confused that there were so many people taller than me (5’7 and wearing platform heels)
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Lacazette casual clothes and stage gear, wanted to do his buhurt and LARP kit too but my hands are so god damn tired and this has been dragging for too long so maybe next time. This has been really fun but babe i need to move on
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David lynch: and this guy will be the spiritual personification of all evil, pain, and suffering
Me: wow what does he look like
David lynch: Average Metallica Concert Attendee
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Have you discovered any good new music lately?
Ngl I've just been listening to way too much SOAD & Korn so my "new" is literally a handful of things but:
New King Gizzard goes hard as fuck
If anyone is looking for early-Slipknot-worship, here you go
ACKOD's newest came out on my birthday (prog. sludge, post-metal, death-fun-stuff) & I get to see them play for the first time in 5yrs in a couple days! (I'm also just an ACKOD simp & have done some art for them & love them all as people lol)
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i love the taste of metal mmmmm yummy
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Better Call Saul Alternative Movie Poster!
The whole my alternative movie poster design is now available for purchase as Metal Posters via @displate Check the link in my profile for the whole collection.
So happy! Will also be sharing more about Displate’s super cool Metal Posters!
link:
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do other fleshcrafters have like tips on taking care of external bones . like vanity wise . otherwise theyre healthy lol . brushing them down with toothpaste is fine but theyre still not that picture perfect bleached white . on top of being inconvenient idk if teeth whitening shit would even work that well . i wish i could pop some shit like hydrogen peroxide on my claws like a manicure and not have it take like 24 hours lmao
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