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alinacapellabooks · 5 months

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In 500 years' time, if students are forced to analyse my books in college, I'm going to give them such a headache. Whenever a future English professor reads my work and says, 'The curtains were black to subtlely hint at the main character's grief and depression', my ghost, or the android housing my consciousness when my human body expires is gonna appear next to them like, 'OMG, I can't believe you got that reference!'

#writeblr #writing #alina capella #writer memes #memes #literature #analysis #the devil is in the details

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honeydrop-sweetheart · 3 months

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So I had some idiot intrusive thought because some dickhead in some show I had on a few days ago spat out the cliche retort: "Yeah, well people in hell want ice water". And IDK I know I've heard it a thousand times but it irked me at the time and I chalked it up to 1) it's trite 2) I guess YMMV but I usually only hear it used very callously.

But apparently that wasn't the end of the analysis because it would not leave my mind and the infinite melodrama/shitpost generator that is my brain finally hit some traction tonight: it feels like being talked down to in a way I have decided is entirely unearned because "it shows such a pedestrian view of everything and, frankly, I won't be condescended to by someone who doesn't even have the class and artistic flair to default to Inferno for their mental image of hell."

Anyway, then I made this:

#yes I know that not all of Hell in Inferno is cold #but the Devil's in the details #well in this case also in the dense sheets of ice he's eternally interred within #but y'know 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️#methinks #pettiness #spite #shitpost #dantes inferno #meme

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pouringmyheartoutforpaper · 1 year

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you got the wrong house my guy

#what part of me describing in detail how i want to get railed by steve harrington made u think that this was a good post to comment this on #also what are YOU doing here? 🤨#remember that meme that was like the salem witch trials were wack bc people would be like ‘i saw her at the devils sacrament!’#girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament??

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murdcck · 1 year

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MUSE OST :: //

tagged by: i stole it from @theseancekid tagging: ANYONE!

main. in the blood by john mayer. silly. the man by the killers. determination. cannonball by skylar grey. battle. club foot by kasabian. sad. paralyzed by nf. relaxed. now we are free by hans zimmer. contemplative. heavenly father by bon ivor happy. i’ll think of you by we are the messengers. hard work montage. mercy’s shore by needtobreathe. love theme. who am i by needtobreathe breakup / heartbreak. first defeat by noah gundersen. failure / defeat. panic room by au/ra. final battle. seven devils by florence + the machine.

#memes |「 THE DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS 」#(#some of these like battle and determination etc lmfao like i just imagine as background music in his show #also is needtobreathe probably just HIS band ? yes maybe ksjhfdksdjhf #)

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artificialcaretaker · 2 years

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Vaas the type of mf to say old Tyler is better than new Tyler but like. Y’know what? He’d be right! Tyler said some fuxk shii back in the day but Bastard has everybody evaporating into an entirely new dimension. Vaas’s tragic backstory is actually just the same one as the guy from Colossus. He heard the song Bastard right in the moment of heat guys!!! I cracked the code!!! I figured out what’s wrong with him!!! He’s a Tyler fan!!! That’s the final verdict!!! Hooray!!!

#far cry 3 #far cry #vaas montenegro #tyler the creator #old tyler the creator #no idea if that’s a tag #‘this is what the devil plays before he goes to sleep’ IM ON A WHOLE NEW PLAIN #‘fuxk a deal I just want my sisters email’#‘so I can tell her how much I fuxking hate her in detail’#‘wow’#‘uh’#‘so Vass’#‘if you ever had the chance to tell her anything’#‘what would it be?’#*insert some in sest meme here*#I’m sorry the in sest jokes are really really easy

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hellrazers · 1 year

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//General tag dump!

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cabaretconnoisseur · 2 years

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tag dump

ANSWERED : CHaiN MaiL SAVE : FOR A RaiNY DAY CRACK : STRaiGHTJACKET DASH COM : IT’S FaiR GAME HEADCANON : WHAT REMaiNS OOC : IT’S ME AGaiN MEME : NaiLED IT ANON : TAKE IT WITH A GRaiN OF SALT IC : DEVIL’S IN THE DETaiLS IMAGES : PaiNTED IN YOUR LIKENESS

#tag dump #ANSWERED : CHaiN MaiL #SAVE : FOR A RaiNY DAY #CRACK : STRaiGHTJACKET #DASH COM : IT’S FaiR GAME #HEADCANON : WHAT REMaiNS #OOC : IT’S ME AGaiN #MEME : NaiLED IT #ANON : TAKE IT WITH A GRaiN OF SALT #IC : DEVIL’S IN THE DETaiLS #IMAGES : PaiNTED IN YOUR LIKENESS

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tamayula-hl · 2 months

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Slytherin Boys after getting exposed to a lucky potion in an accident🫣

⚠️NSFW/Adults Only ⚠️All characters in this manga are adults ⚠️AI-based translation ⚠️This is just a comedy. PLEASE NEVER MIND THE DETAILS!🤣 ⚠️Before reading this manga, it is good to know about Victorian-style crotchless drawers

Link to the manga in undercut.

(https://poipiku.com/7505915/9923703.html)

This manga contains adult material and is suitable only for mature audiences. Read with caution and discretion.

The arrow depicting 'To Be Continued' is one of those Japanese memes, so the manga doesn't actually continue 🤣 But I just love to see stories like this about couples who get into naughty happenings, so I'd like to draw another manga like this one day!

#hogwarts legacy smut #sebastian sallow smut #ominis gaunt smut

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rainystarters · 2 months

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๋࣭ ⭑𓆩✧𓆪🗡ྀ࿔ 〖 and other stories . . . 〗 a collection of dialogue + action prompts inspired by angela carter's the bloody chamber and other stories. some prompts usfw. add +reversed for the muse receiving the meme to perform the action instead. adjust details as necessary.

dialogue :

are you sure you want to marry him?

oh! how you must want me!

soon.

i had never been vain until i met you.

anticipation is the greater part of pleasure.

all the better to see you.

what is that key? the key to your heart?

every man must have one secret, even if only one, from his wife.

all is yours, everywhere is open to you.

but now... what shall i do now?

my darling, i cannot wait for the moment when you make me yours completely.

there is a striking resemblance between the act of love and the ministrations of a torturer.

you are in some great distress.

any bride brought to a castle should come ready dressed in mourning.

oh god. i can smell the blood.

i thought all these were old wives' tales, chattering of fools, spooks to scare bad children into good behavior!

can't it wait until morning, my darling?

who can say what i deserve or no?

i've done nothing; but that may be sufficient reason for condemning me.

i have a place prepared for your exquisite corpse upon my display of flesh.

good fellow? i am no good fellow.

forgive me for robbing your garden!

all she wanted, in the whole world, was one white, perfect rose.

and what else was there to be done?

they are the death of any tender herbivore.

so late! you will want sleep.

you will come back to me? it will be lonely here, without you.

i will come back. soon, before the winter is over.

i am sick and i must die.

if you'll have me, i'll never leave you.

i think i might be able to manage a little breakfast today.

i have lost my pearl, my pearl beyond price.

if you are so careless of your treasure, you should expect them to be taken from you.

for all my pride, my heart is heavy.

if you wish to give me money, then i should be pleased to receive it.

i shall twist a noose out of my bed linen and hang myself with it.

you are a woman of honor.

nothing human lives here.

we have dispensed with servants.

take off my clothes for you, like a ballet girl? is that all you want of me?

all cats are cynics.

you read my thoughts, my love.

the woods enclose. the wood swallows you up.

all will fall still, all lapse.

it is easy to lose yourself in these woods.

i thought that nobody was in the wood but me.

there are some eyes can eat you.

sometimes the birds, at random, all singing, strike a chord.

eat me, drink me.

dive in and fetch it for me.

now you are at the place of annihilation.

and she is herself a cave full of echoes, she is a system of repetitions, she is a closed circuit.

can a bird sing only the song it knows or can it learn a new song?

beauty is a symptom of disorder, of soullessness.

a single kiss woke up the sleeping beauty in the wood.

be he alive or be he dead.

coffee. you must have coffee.

welcome. welcome to my chateau.

i rarely receive visitors and that's a misfortune since nothing animates me half as much as the presence of a stranger.

this place is so lonely.

now the village is deserted.

often i am so silent that i think i, too, will soon forget how to do so and nobody will ever talk any more.

i must apologize for the lack of light.

you have such a fine throat, like a column of marble.

i am condemned to solitude and dark.

i do not mean to hurt you.

i will be very gentle.

and could love free me from the shadows?

i've been waiting for you in my wedding dress, why have you delayed for so long.

you will feel no pain, my darling.

so delicate and damned, poor thing. quite damned.

the end of exile is the end of being.

it is a northern country; they have cold weather, they have cold hearts.

the devil is as real as you or i.

do not leave the path.

you are always in danger in the forest.

they are as unkind as plague.

fear and flee the wolf; for, worst of all, the wolf may be more than he seems.

besides, aren't you afraid of the wolves?

actions :

clasp. from behind, the sender places their hands over the receiver's eyes.

opera. through opera glasses, the sender watches the receiver.

choker. the sender fastens a gemstone necklace around the receiver's neck.

carriage. the sender locks the receiver in with them in their train compartment.

spine. the sender presses a kiss to the back of the receiver's bare neck.

cigar. the sender leans in and blows smoke in the receiver's face.

ermine. the sender wraps the furs around the receiver tighter as the snow falls.

keys. the sender silently enters the room and listens to the receiver play piano.

harem. the sender undresses the receiver before a collection of mirrors.

lazy. the sender brings the receiver breakfast in bed.

call. the sender calls the receiver and bursts into tears upon hearing their voice.

note. the sender discovers a love letter sent to the receiver from a previous lover.

death. the sender finds the receiver with the body of their latest victim.

hospitality. the sender watches from the shadows as the receiver take refuge from a storm in the sender's seemingly abandoned home.

servant. invisible, the sender feeds/washes/cares for the receiver.

hearth. the sender and the receiver talk past midnight by the fire's light.

hands. the sender falls to their knees before the receiver and kisses their hands.

bouquet. the sender has a hundred white roses sent to the receiver.

reunion. the sender lays eyes upon the receiver for the first time in an age.

bad luck. the sender hangs their head having lost a bet to the receiver.

voice. the sender sends their valet to speak their desires to the receiver.

powder. the sender dresses/makes up the receiver before an important night.

stallion. the sender grabs the reins of the receiver's horse and leads them away.

weep. the sender cries at the sight of the receiver in such a state.

dry. the sender brushes a tear from the receiver's cheek.

flush. the sender pinches the receiver's skin, watching it redden with blood.

prey. the sender guides the receiver's hands as together they skin a rabbit.

song. the sender sings and the receiver is spellbound, their feet following their song's command.

caught. the sender locks the receiver into a cage.

green. by the sender's command, the growth begins to take over the receiver.

tarot. the sender tells the receiver they are doomed to a sad fate.

stain. the sender touches the bloodstain on the receiver's white negligée.

wild. the sender rides hard through the night, chasing the receiver.

thirst. the sender sinks their teeth into the neck of the receiver.

china. the sender pours tea for the receiver and offers them biscuits.

blemish. the sender explores the receiver's skin and finds the mark of a witch.

wolf. the wolf reveals themself to be the sender before the receiver.

muzzle. the sender kisses the monstrous mouth of the receiver.

#rp memes #action rp memes #fantasy rp memes #rp sentence starters #sentence starters #rp prompts #rp starters #action prompts

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gallusrostromegalus · 7 months

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Lightly belated Drawtober Day 6: The Devil In The Details

Featuring Sosuke Aizen, his fat tits, and a stealth meme.

#AEIWAM #an elephant is warm and mushy #drawtober #sosuke aizen #bleach #Bleach fanfic

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vole-mon-amour · 4 months

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is it just me or the way Wyll blushes and hides the pic of Mizora in that xbox ad doesn't sit well with you as well?

so Mizora traps him in a contract, owns him via contract, can boss him around, yank his invisible leash, and, if he disobeyed or if she dies, he either dies as well or immediately goes to hell for an eternity. I'm a way, he's her slave. as far as he knows, he can get out out of the contract by sacrificing himself (or he can sacrifice himself to save his dad).

sure, you can go behind Mizora's back and save Ravengard, buy we'll go with Wyll Doesn't Know That for the sake of my point.

and canonically Wyll dislikes Mizora and her company. he wants to get rid of her. he hates that she turns him into a devil. he hates how he looks. he hates everything about that.

and what Larian say in that xbox ad? oh, Wyll actually blushes and keeps the implied sexy pic of Mizora and it's implied that he has a crush on her/would have sex with her.

AND Karlach, who was also a slave with no means to get out, who was sold to slavery by a person she trusted and protected, elbows Wyll and goes, "what, you don't want it?" Karlach who KNOWS how it feels and who wants to kill Gortash for what he did to her, and Mizora is Wyll's Gortash in a way.

so first we have Halsin being a sex slave for three entire years and he feared for his life every single day. yet, that info is hidden very deeply and is easily misseable, and its written in the manner of him victim blaming himself with "i was a young druid" and he chuckles as he says that and it's presented in a way way as if he had fun? as if he was there willingly? as if it's all a big joke and not a big deal?

like, i know it's a big topic, but why is only Astarion's trauma taken seriously? why is Astarion's story written and loudly told in a way that we know that Cazador tortured him in every way, including rape, and not once it's treated like a joke? but when it comes to other's slavery, abuse, and trauma, it's suddenly treated like a joke?

Halsin's story is generally badly written/portrayed & he deserves way better, and maybe I'm reaching with this because neither Shadowheart's or Gale's stories show their captors as something good (still not as detailed as Astarion's though), but somehow that slips/gets dismissed when it comes to others.

I think Larian should stop with memes and hehe haha teeheee and be serious when it comes to others' trauma, not just Astarion's.

#wyll #halsin #mizora #astarion #bg3 #karlach #baldur's gate 3 #natisplaying #i should edit that feedback i wrote on halsin #and send them #well forgive me for caring about halsin so much #and for his trauma being written like it's a joke to brush past #meta #bg3 meta #i guess #merry crisis!#larian studios

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dlartistanon · 4 months

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It’s simultaneously fascinating and frustrating how perception of a character can be so thoroughly warped via memes and hearsay and even continue to be so despite more and more lore being put out to explain them to people who just don’t listen.

There’s a good chance that any random person you talk to will think Arturia is some kind of psychopathic serial killer who persuades people to kill themselves for fun. That she’s an unhinged criminal who indiscriminately uses her Arts on anyone and everyone for shits and giggles. Because she’s evil and wants to see the world burn.

When that is not her character… at all.

Bizarrely enough, both fans and detractors exhibit similar behaviors. They over-exaggerate her criminality. Fans play her up as some sort of AK Joker. While detractors think she's objectively a worse person compared to people like W and Kal’tsit who bombed civilians and essentially spearheaded a Sarkaz genocide in the past, respectively.

She gets 1-2 manhua detailing her past and motivations, as well as an event delving deeper into her character, but the most widespread and popular interpretation of her continues to be this flanderization of "the devil on your shoulder urging you to do bad things" for her own amusement.

Hindsight is 20/20, but even with additional lore giving context and clarification, I still see it. Even people who aren't familiar with AK know her solely as a "murdergirl". It's breached containment.

Hortus de Escapismo is where it started. And I'm genuinely wondering how people came away with such a read on her character. If they saw/read her doing something, in a bubble, without taking into consideration everything else going on. Curious.

#dltext #arturia giallo #dl talks ak #this isn't even defending her #just bafflement at the constant reductive depiction into a one-note villain/'evil' woman #who does what she does... 'for fun'

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phantomrose96 · 9 months

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With respect, have you considered lying to people about your social media presences ? Like I’m ALSO at the devils sacrament because I enjoy this awful website, but if you want to ~diversify~ your social media usage that doesn’t actually entitle people to KNOW about it

(Re: this post)

Absolutely true and correct, it is always right to lie about what social media sites you're on.

In my case though, specifically, I've had enough posts breach containment that it verges on fun-fact territory, which tends to get brought up in different ways.

So it's not about a coworker point blank asking me "what social media sites are you on?" and me saying "tumblr." It is always significantly more convoluted and significantly more stupid like "that time Buzzfeed wrote an article about me and my friends" or "that time someone got a FFXIV voice actor to read something I wrote (unbeknownst to me) in character and now it's a micro-meme within the fandom" or "that time someone relentlessly accused me of being the cause of a 2017 mass shooting" and there's only so much pussyfooting around the details before I have to cop to "okay so it's tumblr..."

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murdcck · 2 years

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CHARACTER TRAITS --- REPOST, DON’T REBLOG! italics - sometimes. bold - all the time.

FLAWS.

STRENGTHS.

SKILLS & HOBBIES.

TAGGED BY: @theseancekid

TAGGING: everyone!

#ch. study |「 THE DEVIL'S GOT NOTHING ON ME MY FRIEND 」#memes |「 THE DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS 」

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houseofmarcella · 1 year

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Obligatory Philip/History Essay for my friends (pt1)

Recently I have been seeing various memes and art pieces (that are all lovely and beautiful) and some weird twitter discourse about Philip, the show's lore, real-life historical tragedies, and a complete misinterpretation of 17th-century christianty. I was hoping to clarify some things and put out some of my pet theories.

Obligatory: I am but a humble fan and history enthusiast, and this is all written in good fun and with the understanding that any children's cartoon depicting historical figures (even fictional ones) is not always going to portray things accurately to the finest details. To begin,

THEY'RE DUTCH (ethnically?)

'Witte' is a Dutch surname meaning white or blond. Combining it into Wittebane gives us 'the white bane', and the rather obvious allusion to the European colonization (and Christianization) of the Americas. Contrary to the common belief that the continent was only colonized by the Spanish/French/English, the Dutch were the first Europeans in the area. I have always had the pet theory that the brothers were Dutch orphans who were forced to join an English settlement.

The whole "tryed to fit in with the town by becoming witchhunters" thing could easily be interpreted as them doing their best to acclimate to their new town.

I really like how this could parallel Luz and Camilla too. Caleb 'taking care of Philip by pushing witchhunting as a way to protect him from townsfolk with hawkeyes for anything weird/of the devil. This can also feed into the 'betrayal' aspect of their relationship, where Philip feels that Caleb left him, but Caleb was older and just trying to keep them safe. (Flapjack choosing Hunter when he expresses the desire to "choose his own future" in HP feels... relevant)

Earlier in the fandom, it was a general impression that the brothers were the town founders, and not just some orphan kids from an ethnicity the townsfolk didn't like. I wonder if this was a change from the shortening of s3, but the nature of the statue seems to imply they were literate and probably did something important enough to be remembered besides disappearing mysteriously into the night.

Timeline for quick reference

1613 somehow, the Wittebanes arrive in Gravesfield, a town that should not yet exist (from TtT).

1614 Adriaen Block (dutch) sails up the Connecticut River and opens the door for the Dutch West India Company to trade for furs with local Mohegan and Pequot tribes. THIS IS THE FIRST EUROPEAN SURVEY IN THE AREA, let alone a settlement!

1634 Wethersfield, the first English/Puritan town in Connecticut, is founded, this is the town that has a historic district called 'Old Wethersfield' and was the location of the conneticut witch trials (sound familiar?).

1636-37 The Pequot War

1647-70 The Connecticut Witch Trials Occur

1664 The English take over New Amsterdam and rename it New York

Wethersfield... Gravesfield...

The town Wiki page cites Wethersfield as Dana Terrace's hometown, and though her official birth location is actually a town nearby, the parallels here are so overt I will simply summarise.

Wethersfield has a historic district called "Old Wethersfield" and just LOOK AT THIS CEMETARY! A few of the town's founders were pretty damn important to the Pequot War as well.

Most importantly, Wethersfield was the site of most of the major executions in the Connecticut Witch Trials.

The Witch 'Hunter' General & Hopkins

Matthew Hopkins (obv. the inspiration for Jacob Hopkins in show) was an English (this is in England btw) puritan who hunted women and poor people on a religious zealot murder spree from 1644-1647. He killed at least over 100 people and could arguably be held as the person who started this frenzy.

He published The Discovery of Witches and called himself the "Witch-Finder General". The change from finder to hunter in the show is probably just for clarity, but the reference is there.

Pt2, with a discussion about puritanism/calvinism, how Belos probs used his view of catholicism to build the government and religion of the modern BI, and how the grimwalkers relate to the Calvinist idea of predestination and salvation... will come soon.

Thank you @ter-claw-thorne, @theawkwardarchaeologist, @triple--a--threat--a--threat, and @died-of-ligma, for dealing with my rambling.

I apologize if there are any spelling errors in this essay, it's 2 am and I had a real history essay due two hours ago.

#toh #the owl house #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #toh hunter #history #original post

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denjilvr · 2 years

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dating hcs pt. 2!

synopsis: dating headcanons with the chainsaw man characters!

includes: reze, kishibe, yoshia, & kobeni

reze

love love loves you to the point of bone crushing

god she’s so flirty and always making you blush even with the cheesiest compliments

you definitely go out on a lot of shopping dates, reze wants to match with you so bad. not in the "im with stupid" cringey kind of ways, but like actually really cute matching outfits (im thinking the strawberry dresses)

sends you those little fb memes and says "us" about the most random things oh my god she’s cute

sometimes reze withdrawals from you when she’s feeling down on herself and everything she’s been through— please just give her reassurance that she’s good and worthwhile

build-a-bear dates. she takes you on build-a-bear dates and you each dress your bears like each other. reze would sneak in a little voice memo of her saying that she loves you and you don’t find it until you cuddle the bear at night and accidentally set it off

she would memorize all of your favorite drinks when you went out to coffee shops and surprise you

she loves rainy days, so you just know that when there’s a storm, she’ll take you out so you can go dancing in the rain together

after you come home all sopping wet and giddy, you’ll both make hot chocolate and cuddle on the couch until you fall asleep

you’re gonna get a cat. like, it’s inevitable. you’ll find some little stray cat on the street and bring it back home, expecting reze to say no, but she’s even more excited about that cat than you are (his name is mr munchkin)

serenades you at karaoke nights and it’s… not great. like, she tries, oh, reze tries, but belting out classic love songs and pointing across the crowded room to you isn’t as romantic as she may think

has no problem telling off anyone that bothers you or just makes you even a little uncomfortable <3

kishibe

grumpy old man. done with the world. done with everyone. hates everything— oh wait there you are!!

you’re the sunshine of his life, and it’s so obvious. whenever you enter the room, he perks up a little, not too much though, he has a reputation to keep

always brings you things he think you’d like, whether it’s as simple as hershey kisses or a necklace he bought while out on the job

speaking of his job, he tells you nothing. like, you know what he does and you can tell when he has a rough day, but he tries to spare you from all the nasty details

nobody at work really knows about you, either. like, one day you show up to drop off lunch for him and denji went into cardiac arrest— the old guy is dating you?? but you’re so nice!! and you’re so pretty!! what kind of brainwashing are you under??

denji is a little jealous

he likes movie nights, but especially when it’s a horror movie night. he’s a bit selfish, but kishibe loves when you curl up into him when you’re scared of the movie and cling onto him. it makes him feel like he’s your hero, and he miserably wants to be something monumental to you

he lowkey puts you on a little bit of a pedestal, especially if you’re not a devil hunter. your life is good, clean, and kind; you’ve never seen the terrible things that he has and you’ve certainly never done the terrible things that he has

tries his best not to smoke around you

he really doesn’t like going out for dates, he’s much more of a stay-in & relax kind of guy

those nights are the best because he’ll let you tie up his hair with little elastics and clips, and he’ll grumble about you being lucky he loves you, but he loves the attention you give him, no matter what form it takes

you know you have the key to his heart and he knows he’s the only one for you— it’s a very secure and sweet relationship

yoshida

cocky bastard.

he knows he’s attractive, all right? we all do, but here’s the thing: he only accepts it when you tell him he’s attractive

mf will lie his head on your lap while you’re reading or on your phone and ask if you think he’s pretty

he’d really like study dates with you, despite the fact that he absolutely hates studying, he loves any excuse to be near you & make you blush when he gets really close to you

i feel like his love language is words of affirmation, so he’d definitely remind you of how wonderful & beautiful you are whenever he gets a chance

yoshida really likes resting his head on your shoulder, it lets him look over at you and he has the habit of whispering in your ear a lot when he’s in this position (usually that he loves you)

before you were dating, he was always lounging around you and inviting you out. of course you never took him up on it, it was impossible to know what he was thinking! but rest assured, he almost always had completely pure intentions when dealing with you

he’d take you out to parks a lot, pushing you on swing sets and playing games of tag just for an excuse to touch you— he’s knows you’re dating him, but he still feels like he has to be coy with his affection

really, really likes it when you wear his clothes, especially his jacket. it’s a way of looking after you & making sure other people know you’re taken he’s a little possessive

acts like he’s really into action movies, but you both know he’s an absolute sucker for romantic comedies— like, he knows 10 things i hate about you word for word and can quote it down to the second

probably thinks babe is your first name judging by often he uses it

kobeni

little ball of anxiety, i just wanna hug her omg

you’re gonna have to make the first move and ask her out, okay? like, it’ll be so painfully obvious when she has a crush on you— in addition to her usual stammering, she blushes whenever you’re around & can’t even meet your eyes

violence knows all about you & is probably your biggest shipper; he’s always encouraging kobeni to take a risk and go talk to you!

once you’re together finally she gets a bit clingy. she knows she’s not the bravest, and probably won’t be your knight in shining armor, but that doesn’t mean she won’t do everything in her power to make you smile! and boy, is she great at that!

definitely makes you a playlist, if not ten, and she listens to it when she’s traveling— she hopes to one day send it to you, but god, the idea seems so mortifying

steals your clothes. it doesn’t matter if you’re bigger or smaller than her, kobeni’s gonna swipe all your stuff and sleep in it. don’t make any comments or she’ll cry

every time she sees you, it’s like the first time and she falls head over heels in love with you all over again

she actually kissed you first!! girl spent all night working up the nerve, and just as she was dropping you off at your place, she just went for it! eyes squeezed shut and she ran off afterwards

i feel like she has a really big sweet tooth, so she’ll probably be a regular at some candy shops & always brings you your favorites

pure little spoon energy

every time she wants to quit, kobeni runs to you and attempts to convince you to run away with her and live in a little cottage away from the city and devils she’s very convincing

#god i love them all #chainsaw man headcanons #chainsaw man #csm #csm hcs #csm x reader #chainsaw man x reader #reze #kishibe #yoshida hirofumi #kobeni #kobeni’s car

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