#me and chris are one in the same

[notfernintheslighest]

the holy trinity of homophobic gay men

#hannibal #hannigram #venn diagram #i feel like house and wilson are a lot better at functioning apart #because they know the other one will come back #codependent fr #but the others know it could be a fr end #also chris becomes the antichrist without dan #dan vs #i feel about dan and chris the same way i do macdennis #not elaborating #house md #hilson #hatecrimes md #overtagging #you can’t call me out if i lampshade hard enough

[whomst-yall]

cringetober day 12: niche interest! this is the smallest fandom i am currently in, so heres the brothers ever :)

#wild kratts fanart #wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #cringetober #cringetober 2023 #fandom: wild kratts #event: cringetober #call me basic but thomsons gazelle chris is one of my favourite cps. same with the cheetah power suit. nothing beats the classics :)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Danny + Mindy & Ben + Devi Parallels Season 4

#you know i had to do one last round of these #mindy is insane for most of these #like girl #some of these had me cackling so hard #like the same shirt size #size medium #queen mindy #never have i ever #nhie #also the last season of both shows is hella similar #i love her endgames #ben x devi #benvi #ben gross #devi vishwakumar #mindy kaling #chris messina #danny x mindy #mindy x danny #danny castellano #mindy lahiri #tmp #the mindy project #Jaren Lewison #maitreyi ramakrishnan #the last scene in both shows though #cinematic parallels #poetic cinema #gif #gifs

[valenfield-inspo]

Chris Redfield & Jill Valentine - BSAA Era Moodboard

#valenfield #chris x jill #jill x chris #i took a stab at this #might be kind of amateurish but it's getting me somewhat in the mood to possibly do more down the line #i might do a stars era one next or post re1 one or something #not sure if i'll continue to do it in this same style #i was gonna put it through a collage app but I decided to leave it like this so you could click on the images to view #also i don't think i'll do a 9 box style i just might do 6 next time #keeping this in the ship tags only b/c i am not that confident to put it into the main re/characters tags #it's more of a headcanon/ship indulgent kind of a thing anyway #if that makes any sense #moodboard #aesthetics #crxjvr #my edits

[detroitbecomeonline]

i just thought of the stupidest headcanon ever: deviant connor now attempts to greet hank with a hug every time ever since the chicken feed hug. he doesn't care. he's a deviant he can do what he wants. and if that means he opens his arms up for hank in the office and hank has to embarrassingly reject and swerve out the way and then get hugged from behind and then push him away-- lmao

second stupid headcanon: connor turns into a hugger after the chicken feed and he attempts to hug everyone instead of a handshake because hand = android greeting and hug = human greeting. he saw some teenage girls on the street hug each other why can't he do it. "captain fowler you wanted to speak with me?" leans in for a hug

#it's not that he doesn't get the picture but he likes messing with people #chris miller would give him 1 hug and the second time it would be weird and he avoids it #“perkins i'm glad you have visited the station today what can i help you with” opens his arms for a hug #gavin would punch him in the throat #tina would feel so awkward #hank would allow it on a crime scene but he'd stand there like a statue #no one can tell him to stop in a way that's effective because he's the best out of all of them at their jobs #ofc this is in a universe where hank keeps his job and connor stays with the dpd for whatever reason #the tracis come into the dpd to testify and connor gives them a handshake each and all the humans lose their minds and snap pencils #“nice to meet you christina warren” opens his arms #his face and tone stay the same #“i'm glad we could crack this case” in a deadpan tone and then he opens up to hug hank in celebration #this is so funny to me even tho it's so unrealistic let me live #dbh #mydbhbrain #mine #connor rk800

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

If I cannot live in a world without you, I will become you

#went out for a walk and randomly thought of it #now i'm dying inside #villain chris is a juicy concept #makes me think of that gay asian drama when one of the characters dies and the one that was in love him with starts acting like him #because of how grief stricken he was #even deliberately inflicting the exact same physical injuries and scars on himself his lover had and experienced just to be close to him #imagining Chris doing the same thing or something similar... #chrisker #chris redfield #wesker

[try-set-me-on-fire]

I don't think Buck knows what anime is but I'm once more watching hunter x hunter and thinking about the absolute breakdown it would give him

#two characters who are best friends were captured by the bad guys #and one of them said ill sacrfice myself to distract him so you can escape #and the other was like no! thats selfish! dont die and leave me! #and the first was like literally before they put us in this room you said you were going to do the exact same thing!!! #and the second was like well its different if its me! #anyway chris watching this on the couch with his dads and theyre avoiding eye contact over his head and hyperventilating

[evansbby]

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#can i just say something #idk if it’s controversial or not it’s just my thoughts #so years and years ago when chris said in an interview #something along the lines of #‘Sandra bullock is the type of girl you take home to meet your mom’ #and ‘Salma Hayek is the type where you yell action and go to town’ #(on who he’d rather film a sex scene with) #and it’s so funny bc it just clicks with me how… #men boys whatever they’re all the same #I’m not Mexican like salma but #I’m south Asian and I’m brown and this is literalllyyyt how all boys think #like white boys #they date white girls #but on the down low they fuck with us but don’t want to be seen with us or take us home to their parents or make us their girlfriend #treated like a ‘dirty little secret’ fr 😂😭 #I remember back in secondary school #my friend who is Indian #was hooking up with a white body and at one point he made her walk on the other side of the street from him bc he saw his friends 🙃🙃🙃 #white boy* not body lmao #and YES dumb of us to be even giving these white boys attention but like… #we were 16/17/18 year old KIDS who just wanted validation #but anyways it’s crazy…. obviously not ALL white boys and ofc they grow out of it (some of them) #but like it’s so sad #also with Chris like… he’s always only ever dated white women which is FINE like that’s his preference that’s his vibe good for him #but then all this chris ‘Jamal’ evans stuff is like…. kinda sad imo bc #like most white men he might hook up with poc women but of course his girlfriend (now or in the past or in the future) will most likely be #white #which is why I find the jamal stuff kinda iffy lmao #please don’t come at me if you think I said something wrong just tell me nicely or whatever like I’ll understand #I’m just speaking my mind

[nums-bird]

Yk what,I need to stop liking assholes in sports anime cuz it's getting out of hand.

At first,I was like,okay yeah,I really Aomine.He's cool,I love him so much.Even tho he literally insults Kagami like he's life depended on it like bro,idc if you had a lil crush on Kuroko and makes you mad to see him with another person.Same with Kise but a little less of an asshole.

Then......i watched haikyuu.Now haikyuu has A LOT of assholes(mainly blonde) but my main asshole is Atsumu and I would inhale opium willingly just to see him smile.This little bitch has my soul and I find it unfair.He is just so pookie🥺.

Then....then I finally read blue lock.Good lord,everyone is an asshole in blue lock.EVERYONE.So many to choose but I then go and choose of course,the blonde one since it is a recurring theme.Fuckine Kaiser,German ass mf.Little theatre kid bitch.I LOVE HIM.He is literally the worst thing I have seen.Would probably sell me for a KitKat and yk what, I'd still love him

And one thing that is similar between the three of them is just how much work they put to reach where they are.Yes,they have talent but to reach the level they are at they put in the work and seriously,love them for it

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

#haikyuu!! #blue lock #kuroko no basket #miya atsumu #michael kaiser #aomine daiki #assholes in sports anime make me feel things #please tell me I'm not the only one who genuinely loves all three of them and would kill them at the same time #love them to death #gay sports anime #sports anime #the big three #no one dare say what about free #never finished it #also in yuri on ice #there is no asshole only Chris

[mysticalcloudkingdom]

I'm hyperfixating on a production of Jesus Christ Superstar I saw live last week. In case anyone was wondering

#there is no content for it #obviously #its the 50th anniversary north american tour #same as the 50th anniversary broadway tour production but some actors are different #please ask me questions about it #i know no one cares #but i care #jesus chris superstar

[giyuulatte]

has anyone made spider-buck fanart? if so please point me in that direction. thanks !!

#BIG yap time #had a thought while i was walking to work #pictured myself swinging peter parker style like the loser i am #then i was like BUCK #please someone has to have had this same though as me #what i would do to have my art skills back rn y'all don't even know #like buck is spiderman right and is still a firefighter and no one knows (obviously) but he ends up with more bruises than ever #he tries to balance being spiderman and doing his job AND hanging out with the 118 and burns himself out faster than ever #chris loves spiderman and wants to be him and all that good stuff #lots of angst too #the 118 finds out and eddie gives his whole “you're not expendable speech” #ooooooooooo #i'm about to HUNT for this content #911 #911 show #911 on abc

[obxsprincess]

chris sturniolo is so comfort character btw.

#🎀 princess gossips #chris sturniolo #even tho hes real or wtv idc #me n him #one n the same #annoying ass bitches

[faunandfloraas]

inadvertently stopped using my freckle fade cream without thinking.... right around the time i started making gifs of felix.... coincidence?

#positive influence..... #i do wonder sometimes how jarring it must have been for he and lil chris to go from australia to korea #bc i copped shit for being pale and freckly as a kid #i have a core memory of this girl talia wearing a country bumpkin costume with these cartoonish freckles drawn on and she pointed at me #and was like Lol im jessie haha and i was like Okay so you want to fight?? #another time had to do some speech and when i finished and had questions from my classmates and two boys just asked me why i was pale #and why they could see idk i guess my bloodvessels in my legs ??? i didnt even notice like i was just like UHHHH idk ask about my topic #had so many instances like that and they werent terrible but it did make me insecure #like in the 00s here being tan was /it/ you had to be nice and tanned- go lay in the sun and ignore we are number one in melanoma deaths #like it was so consistently the thing... prob why i have so many freckles bc i didnt tan in the sun i freckled #but in both felix and chans aus photos they were quite tanned! #so imagine going from Hey go lay in the sun and get nice and brown ya pale fucker to Do Not Do That. Be pale as a ghost #white as fuck twilight vampire printer paper ass complexion or else you arent the beauty standard must have been so...... odd #idk beauty standards are so fucked and stupid #at least for me it was just like mean it wasnt like systemic. still wasnt nice but its not damaging the same way #but yeah I imagine some of the cultural differences must have been jarring and weird #like when chan said he was glad to get sex ed in australia bc it was comprehensive here and its not something i would have thought about #but yeah he went to school here and there he would know #idk must be hard to be an idol and straddle that line of not wanting to cause any ripples but having your own ideas and beliefs #oh i'd love to talk to him off the record lmao #dont take this as anti korea sentiment btw like australia is also wack #it just must be interseting and sometimes hard... #wow these tags are long SORRY

[masterbaiting]

two reviews on the look of love (2013) lmao

#tell me how you really feel #real ones will understand that he's the same because of all the coke #shut up ulrike #chris addison #the look of love 2013 #the thick of it

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

currently writing yet another argument between jean and peter. problem: i also just watched one and a half episodes of life on mars.

which means that i'm putting jean and peter's argument right over the blueprint of gene and sam arguing (not a problem, they're basically the same like for real), and also i keep imagining jean's dialogue in gene's voice. like, very strong manchester accent, exact tone of voice and all. it fits too well. i cannot get rid of it. i hardly even manage to keep all the very british slang out of my fic. shaking from the physical exertion of not piling twenty bloodys and five bollocks on top of each other. i'm writing a professional by-the-books 30s usamerican fbi agent here not the 70s copper with morals hidden very deep behind layers of alcohol and sarcasm and physical violence. it's so bloody hard

#i love both i really do #ive been having fun with jean and peter's relationship for so long like SO much fun #and seeing a relationship that works like literally EXACTLY the same but its canon is so hilarious and so much fun and i love it #and i love the way gene speaks its so Character of him its wonderful #and its even funnier that the high-ranking law official caught in this hate-hate (w/ reluctant respect) relationship is called jean/gene #like thats not even parallels thats pronounced exactly the same its so funny a little freaky #but theyre also very different from one another. and I Can Not have jean talk with a manchester accent and british/cockney slang #it just doesnt work that way #they dont even talk similarly theyre too different personality-wise T~T #a biscuit's rambles #my fics #wbiwwtif #my brain is still singing life on mars? by david bowie on loop btw. thanks life on mars (uk) ur an amazing tv show and i love you but chris #let me live. theres more to my life than life on mars. theres also spider-man fanfic.

[jrueships]

avon 'EXCUSE ME!! he ASK for no

P I C K L E S . '

barksdale

#avon: my man here-- #stringer: *looks down and fidgets with hands in bashful and shy husband who hates confrontation* #avon took one glance at string and said ok ure my nerd husband now i guess #i love them theyre such a problematic power couple #it takes a problematic power couple to fight a problematic power couple (avon and string vs marlo and chris) #avon being a leo and string being a virgo is so extremely important to me #a leo taking charge can either be an extremely good or extremely bad thing #THINKING they know something vs ACTUALLY knowing something makes a BIG difference here #STRING BEING SO EMBARRASSED OVER AVON IS SO FUNNY 😭😭 #the construction workers glancing over at string for help like he can reign in his upset husband or smthin #how is this clip not on utube like it's so funny #legit a little treat for me holding out thru the civilian part of season 2 #avon and his pretty pink shirt being the girlboss king defending his malewife queen adamantly and loyally #string awkwardly staring at the ground thinking 'ok babygirl.. dont embarrass daddy at work now' or smthing LMFAO im ruining this show #but my friends are forced to watch it with me bcs i cant stop noticing things #when a leo and a virgo are on the same page against the same enemy.. they are a force to be reckoned with #leos have the creative analysis of insult and virgos have the methodical movement to approach #but when theyre warring against each other on opposite pages ... their opposition rlly tears them in two #when a virgo starts seeing a leo as lesser.. and the leo can start sensing it.. steer clear of their argument bcs 😭 uh uh #that shit gets heated mad fast #'he has to wear a hat on this site. code. u know-' #string shuffles past silently. as if he had a major say in whatever avons set his mind on #he can adjust the approach or ground it but whatevers gonna takeoff is gonna takeoff unfortunately #sometimes string is tired of playing stabilizer #avon not being a fan of cramped places.. always on the move and always looking around #he doesnt know where hes going or why but he does know that him and his husband need to be treated right dammit !! #hes ambitious but hes aware of lanes. he does what hes good at string does what string is good at. strengths and weaknesses is a big thing #...when he can see them properly. sometimes his stare can be a little skewed. a little tilted #stunted by himself without realizing it at times. a second pair of eyes help steady his aim #they were such a perfect couple and thats why they had to be the ones to essentially destroy the other UGH i hate poetry I HATE POETRY