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Connor seeing the newly activated RK900, fresh out of the CyberLife box, knows nothing about the world. Or how to interact with it. This is due to the speedy process to finish the RK900's AI, therefore a lot more learning has to be done before the he catches up to Connor's level. Connor turns on Dad Mode and they're both deadpan about it. "Nines, cross the street when the signal-" "I'm a deviant I can do what I want" Connor grabs his hand to hold him back from getting hit by a truck. Now Nines has to hold his hand whenever they cross a road. Nines wandering into the DPD where Connor is doing paperwork and the RK900 is like "Hey... I fucked up :(" Queue a groan from Connor as he gets up from his seat. Nines wandering into the DPD where Connor is doing paperwork and the RK900 has dried thirium down his chin and shirt and is like "Hey... I frewed up :(" Queue a groan from Connor as he gets up from his seat. Nines wandering into the DPD and Connor is like "WHAT are you wearing" and Nines guiltily looks down at Connor's fresh kicks he "borrowed". "Don't lick that" "Why" "We have dead birds at home." Connor being worried sick when Nines comes home a little too late. Eventually the RK900 grows out of his state of ignorance and Connor is just so proud at everything he does. :(( he can coin flip like me :((((. yeah that was an awesome back flip. well done on securing a job. you can tie a tie really well now! :) but one thing stays consistent- Nines following him around like a lost puupy

#edit for topic clarity: dad-connor son-rk900 #I see RK brothers #I see RK1700 #I see Connor and RK900 friendship and coworkers #I do not see Connor being a dad figure to the RK900 #So here are my thoughts #dbh #dbh textposts #mydbhbrain #mine #connor rk800 #dbh rk900 #rk900

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connor: passed out on the couch recharging

hank: passed out in bed

connor: not a household model

hank: depressed

the house: a mess

fowler, who has called hank 7 times: stumbles through the front door

fowler: oh hell, you live like this??

connor, groaning: im not alive

#dbh #detroit become human #connor rk800 #hank anderson #captain fowler #dbh cops #mydbhbrain #mine

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connor goes to piss in the men's toilet at the urinal but he doesn't have a dick he has a pistol and the man at the urinal next to him is shot dead because he was his target. mission successful

#sorry for my brain #mydbhbrain #dbh #dbh connor #mine

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Connor finds the analysis of substances mentally stimulating and the different grades of fire extinguishers are a good snack for him when he sits down next to Hank for a basketball game. He sprays it into his mouth like whipped cream because let's be honest, he's as depressed as Hank is. NH₆PO₄ is used for electrical fires and oil fires which he has inside him (the substances, not the fire), so it's soothing, kind of like a good beer with the game.

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #connor rk800 #dbh hank #platoniconk #hank and connor #mydbhbrain #mine

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rk1k connor would drive markus everywhere like he drove hank places but instead of markus being a drunk human, connor chooses to show his love through this act of service and also just wants to treat him like the president. because he so badly wants him to lead. he runs around the car and opens the door for him. and markus is overwhelmed because he used to care for carl and would have to do that exact thing for his human. but now someone else chooses not by programming, but by free will, to care for him with no benefits/expectations in return. they both think the other is top shit and it's just an honour to even ride in the same car

#dbh #rk1k #dbh textposts #mine #mydbhbrain

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Connor having memory problems any time he dies. Connor staying by Hank's side as the human grows old. Hank having memory problems as he grows old. Connor choosing to wipe his memory when Hank dies. Connor losing his sense of identity due to not knowing his past. Connor straining his hard drives to remember. His hardware giving way as he consistently overclocks everything. Connor dying one final time never recovering what he chose to delete.

#interpret this in whatever relationship you want idm #dbh #connor rk800 #hank and connor #mydbhbrain #mine #dbh textposts

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I keep thinking about if either Hank or Connor were a woman. Same storyline(s), just one of them gender-swapped. Imagine Connor as he is, but he approaches the only woman in Jimmy's Bar looking for Lieutenant Anderson. Nothing's different. Her hair is still unkempt, she has wrinkles, an eccentric collared shirt, and a gravelly voice. She's shorter than Connor but like maybe Gavin's height. She had a husband who left her and a child... who she drinks to forget. Can you imagine her beating the shit out of the android on the rooftop? An absolute tough unit. Connor processing trauma from one female authority figure (Amanda) through the humanity of fem!Hank? Yeah. The feminine, grumbly tone of: "Go ahead. The suspect's all yours."

Now imagine Connor as a young female detective. Hank wouldn't push her around as physically as he does with canon Connor but he'd get up in her face. She fulfills some sort of "hot lady partner" trope that you see in a lot of movies but Hank's not into it at all. His ass is so depressed?? He doesn't care?? Instead of being physical when he's angry, I think Hank would be physical when he's pleased, like patting her on the shoulder if she spares Chloe. Okay hold on sorry but fem!Connor's shirt ripped open when she shoots down the deviant at the Stratford Tower? Tasteful. Elegant. She's still a plastic prick though. Gavin finds it funny to call her a Barbie. She knocks him out in the Archive Room.

#dbh #dbh textposts #hank and connor #mydbhbrain #connor rk800 #dbh au

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Hank and Connor being friends as seen in canon, like, after peaceful canon, just hits so well. Hank being like "Well you can't sleep on the streets" so they become housemates. And the house is a mess. Connor doesn't know how to clean. The best he can do is make a coffee. And Hank's ass is depressed so he's not doing anything. Catch Connor sipping thirium out of a frying pan because Sumo mistook a bottle as a toy and punctured a hole in it. "Hank can I borrow a shirt Markus is holding a gathering tonight" "Fuck no get your own". "Connor how do I do this on my phone" "Okay I'll show you". Connor walking Sumo while Hank's passed out on the couch. They watch Sports together. "Connor! What's that word again?' -Hank from his bedroom. Connor, lying down in front of the TV texting, not looking up from his phone: "Ornithophobia." "Thank youu." They're broke as heck. Once in a blue moon, Hank finally vacuums and Connor lifts up the entire couch for Hank to clean under. "Hank can I have friends over" "As long as you're quiet about it." Cue Connor inviting twelve deviants over for a LAN party. Connor standing in Hank's doorway in the middle of the night: "Hey Hank I think I figured something out-" "FOR FUCK'S SAKE"

#a thought dump #dbh #detroit become human #hank and connor #hank and connor friendship #dbh textposts #mine #mydbhbrain #platoniconk

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slamming my fist on the desk about a father-son relationship between hank and connor. hank's like okay FRIEND i'm going to take you fishing. here's how you hook a line. no not like that. no. no stop let me NO STOP okay connor listen to me. no hey look at me. you cant throw it out like that or you can get the hook caught on your clothes or even other people around you. you could take out someone's eye. okay get into stance. connor no for fucks sake let me do it just get me a beer from the cooler.

connor's like okay FRIEND can you help me change a tyre because i have not been programmed to do so. okay this is quite straight-forward. no don't bend down like that or you'll hurt yourself. i'll do it, i'm a lot stronger than you. i can lift up the tyres, can you show me, no, wait i didn't see that, go back, no, oh why is there grease. i anticipated dirt, not grease. thank you for the towel. this isn't so bad. thanks for being patient and showing me.

"hank can you fold my shirts?" "no do it yourself" "i don't know how to" "ughhHHHHHHHHHHH i have to do everything in this gotdamn house myself" "you barely do anything in this house" "shut the fuck up"

"hank it's 1 am why are you still up" "just wanted to see if you got home okay." "i'm fine, i was with my friends the whole night" "and now you're home. night."

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh hank #dbh textposts #anderfam #hank and connor #mine #mydbhbrain

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something something about Connor's "trim little waist" and I remember that I took this screenshot which directly supports the flat ass trim waist argument:

:)

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor rk800 #connor dbh #connor rk800 #rk800 #connor #mine #mydbhbrain

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Android gender is actually undetermined since an android's role in society is bestowed on them through their programmed abilities, providing them a gender through their job and outward presentation that links strictly into their line of work. For example, a WR600 and an RK800 may both be masculine-presenting by human standards, but their roles and therefore outward presentation are completely different. Gardener and Detective are different genders. Therefore, Connor is actually crossdressing in Crossroads. In this essay I will

#don't take this too seriously i just thought of it #but if you want to go nuts then please do #tis the season #dbh #mine #mydbhbrain #dbh study #dbh connor #dbh memes

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I know I have said it before and I'll say it again: The writers/director did North so dirty when we first meet her. Evading her eyes like a shy schoolgirl. No weapon on her person, not even a metal poll if not an AK-47. A human-lookin' ass falls through the roof and she doesn't kick his ass?? Give this woman a BUTTER KNIFE I don't care. She deserved better. She deserved to have a rocket launcher on her shoulder or something idk <3

#it would have immediately laid out her actual personality instead #of the shy woman love interest trope #i guess you could argue that it shows her opening up to the outside world over time in order to change it #but let's be honest DC was not thinking that #he went for 'bitter shy uwu fall in love when she opens up' and we know it #she should have had a shovel to foreshadow mistakes in capitol park or something #or at the minimum held eye contact like the rest of the gang ffs #i'm open to opinions #dbh #detroit become human #north dbh #mydbhbrain

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i just thought of the stupidest headcanon ever: deviant connor now attempts to greet hank with a hug every time ever since the chicken feed hug. he doesn't care. he's a deviant he can do what he wants. and if that means he opens his arms up for hank in the office and hank has to embarrassingly reject and swerve out the way and then get hugged from behind and then push him away-- lmao

second stupid headcanon: connor turns into a hugger after the chicken feed and he attempts to hug everyone instead of a handshake because hand = android greeting and hug = human greeting. he saw some teenage girls on the street hug each other why can't he do it. "captain fowler you wanted to speak with me?" leans in for a hug

#it's not that he doesn't get the picture but he likes messing with people #chris miller would give him 1 hug and the second time it would be weird and he avoids it #“perkins i'm glad you have visited the station today what can i help you with” opens his arms for a hug #gavin would punch him in the throat #tina would feel so awkward #hank would allow it on a crime scene but he'd stand there like a statue #no one can tell him to stop in a way that's effective because he's the best out of all of them at their jobs #ofc this is in a universe where hank keeps his job and connor stays with the dpd for whatever reason #the tracis come into the dpd to testify and connor gives them a handshake each and all the humans lose their minds and snap pencils #“nice to meet you christina warren” opens his arms #his face and tone stay the same #“i'm glad we could crack this case” in a deadpan tone and then he opens up to hug hank in celebration #this is so funny to me even tho it's so unrealistic let me live #dbh #mydbhbrain #mine #connor rk800

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After playing/watching 3 David Cage games, it's so funny to pick up on the type of woman he personally thinks is sexually appealing. It's always a fair-skinned woman with a wide strong jaw and high cheekbones.

Here is the Mother -> Prostitute scale lol (mother, mother & prostitute, prostitute).

#I probably can do more analysis but. I do Not Want To #dbh #dbh meta #bts tuesday #hr lauren #dbh north #mydbhbrain #mine

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I like to headcanon that while Connor blinks during interfacing, Nines' eyes roll back to white (to match his jacket) so the first time they connect hands, everyone's like wtf is this exorcism situation goin on lmao

#connor: BLINKBLINKBLINKBLINK #nines: W H I T E BRRRRRRRRRRR #dbh #dbh headcanons #mine #mydbhbrain #connor and nines

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I love how, collectively, the cartoon-style artists stick a bandaid on Sixty's head so you can tell the difference between Connor and Sixty... Like a bandaid is going to fix a bullet hole. That's top tier humour to me lol

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