#me @ demetri

[nadjasnandor]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.03 – “Pride Parade“ 

#wwdits #wwditsedit #wwdits spoilers #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #natasia demetriou #nadja #5.03 #gifs #mine #this would work on me.

[laszloslover]

They are icons

#matt berry #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits #laszlo and nadja #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #guillermo de la cruz #harvey guillen #THE HAT LASZLO IS WEARING MAKES ME FERAL

[lizardsparkles]

No close female friends you say 🤔🤔🤔

#its-a me! #im back and with a new kind of vampire art haHA #been super enjoying the new season of this show #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #the guide #nadja wwdits #natasia demetriou #kristen schaal #wwdits season 5 #wwdits s5 #art #artists on tumblr #drawing #shadowsart

[demetris-cocksleeve]

🚨WHOOP WHOOP IT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE🚨

I've decided to do Kinktober even though I can never seem to finish it😂

Maybe this year lol

32 prompts, 16 days as following:

Somnophillia + Body Worship x Twilight Felix Volturi (Fem Reader) October 1st

Corruption + Anal x The Arcana Count Lucio (Male Reader) October 3rd

Public Sex + Brat Taming x Obey Me Satan (GN Reader) October 5th

Nipple Play + Fingering x AHS Tate Langdon (Fem Reader) October 7th

Breeding Kink + Creampie x MHA Keigo Takami (Fem Reader) October 9th

Size Kink + Cumflation x Twilight Emmett Cullen (Fem Reader) October 11th

Pain + Humiliation x Twilight Alec Volturi/Jane Volturi (No Twincest) (GN Reader) October 13th

Cock Warming + Bullying x Obey Me Solomon (Male Reader) October 15th

Bondage + Lingerie x The Arcana Julian Devorak (Fem Reader) October 17th

Mirror Sex + Spanking x MHA Aizawa Shouta (Male Reader) October 19th

Voice Kink + Dirty Talk x Twilight Demetri Volturi (GN Reader) October 21st

FemDom + Edging x Twilight Jane Volturi (Male Reader) October 23rd

Breathplay + Blowjob x Twilight Jasper Hale (GN Reader) October 25th

Uniform + Authority Kink x Twilight Charlie Swan (Fem Reader) October 27th

Doctor Play + Exhibitionism x Twilight Carlisle Cullen (Fem Reader) October 29th

Monster Fucking + DubCon x Obey Me Leviathan (Fem Reader) October 31st

Wax Play + Choking x MHA Shouto Todoroki (Fem Reader) October 28th

Navigation

#leviathan smut #demetri volturi smut #count lucio smut #keigo takami smut #kinktober #kinktober 2023 #alec volturi x reader smut #twilight x reader #mha x reader #obey me smut #ahs murder house #tate langdon smut #felix volturi smut #aizawa shota smut #the arcana x reader

[thecranekick]

all found-family shows have... (in/sp)

+ bonus

#<3 #my family #ok tagging everything bc i'm kinda proud of this one don't make fun of me #except t*mblr killed the quality a little #ckedit #cobra kai #eli moskowitz #sam larusso #samantha larusso #demetri alexopoulos #amanda larusso #carmen diaz #miguel diaz #tory nichols #robby keene #anthony larusso #.gif #hawk #sam #robby #anthony #tory #carmen #amanda #demetri #ck #gifs #*mine #carmanda

[selenevassos]

ur dead ur dead ur dead ^_^

#she is very gorgeous to me #nadja of antipaxos #yows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #natasia demetriou #nadja

[laz-kay]

Me and who tbh?

#wwdits #nadja of antipaxos #nadja wwdits #the guide wwdits #the guide #natasia demetriou #kristen schaal #guidja #me and who

[im-echolocating]

Promo frame from the upcoming episode “Hybrid Creatures”

#MY GIRL MY GAL #MY WIFE #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #tash demetriou #wwdits fx #nadja #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #she can hit me with that #I can also hit her if she wants

[vinylattes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) | 5.01 (The Mall)

#what we do in the shadows spoilers #wwdits s5 spoilers #wwdit5 spoilers #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #natasia demetriou #matt berry #wwditsedit #wwditssource #*the mall (05x01) #dakotasvibe #userligaya #me after freddie #idk why this is the first scene i giffed

[neverswungonswingingstars]

These vamps and their selfies 🤳

#ok i know the last one technically isn't a selfie but just let me have it haha #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #taika waititi #jemaine clement #matt berry #kristen schaal #natasia demetriou #kayvan novak #jonny brugh #wwdits film #wwdits tv #mp

[laszloslover]

This is my favorite moment of all time

#Matt referencing IJ literally destroyed me #matt berry #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits #sal vulcano #impractical jokers #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #harvey guillen #guillermo de la cruz #private school

[deliciousnecks]

Nandor The Relentless  +  {  being all too relatable  }      ↳   👑  part. 2 // ? 

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwditsedit #kayvan novak #harvey guillen #natasia demetriou #same!king #these were for me

[alecvolturi]

Dual Uses of a Secretarial Desk - Felix Volturi Smut

A continuation of "Uses of a Secretarial Desk", which is Demetri focused.

Part 3 here - Ft Demetri & Felix.

Characters: Felix Volturi, a reader with female genitals. Brief Demetri.

Names used to refer to the reader: spoiled/good/sweet/darling/desperate/perfect/lovely girl & little one.

This work contains acts such as dirty talk, praise, vaginal fingering, and oral sex.

That night, after Demetri and Felix had left, you returned to your assigned quarters (unfortunately located close to BOTH Felix's and Demetri’s own) with your cheeks red from your embarrassment. An embarrassment that renewed every time you replayed the memory of Demetri’s kisses, his words, his cock, and worst, the fact it had all been a dream. A dream that Demetri, and Felix, had apparently gathered the context of, if not the content altogether. Felix’s parting words had proven that.

Sweet dreams

You could still see the smirk he’d given you, taunting and amused, and the humiliation you felt burned almost as hot as the fire still throbbing between your thighs, the heat curling low in your stomach. Huffing in irritation, both at the situation and your persistent arousal, you change into your pajamas and throw yourself into bed determined to approach tomorrow as if nothing had happened.

Demetri and Felix had manners. If you pretended it didn’t happen, surely they’d play along. It’s the gentlemanly way to handle this, you thought reassuringly to yourself, before slipping into sleep.

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The desk was unforgiving against your hip bones, hard, smooth from regular polishing, and cool to the touch. Your hands were in front of you, forearms braced flat against the wood, and your palms lay upon the subtle wood grain. Your forehead lay upon one of your forearms, your head had lowered once the effort of keeping it lifted became too much. Felix’s firm hand on the small of your back kept you bent over your secretarial desk, and your hips pressed against the edge of it.

“Relax,” he murmured, seemingly not caring whether you could hear him or whether you understood the words, muffled by your cunt as they were. The vibrations of his mouth moving against you, of his breath, created more vibrations to make your body shiver, and he used the distraction it created to slip one hand under your belly, drawing it down to join his mouth as it pressed into your pussy. You didn’t need to follow verbal instructions; the other kind would suffice.

He cupped your clit. Then he stroked the edges of your lips with his tongue. As anticipated, you let loose a strangled, ragged moan.

“No more whining now, eh? What a spoiled girl, wanting to be fucked by Demetri, and wanting to be devoured by me.” You yelped softly as his tongue ran over your folds again, breath hitching as he moaned at your taste, the sound vibrating against you just right and stimulating a sensitive spot.

“And what a sweet girl you are,” he paused to make a pointed lick starting at your clit, his wet, cool tongue dragging up to bury itself briefly inside you and his hand pinned you more firmly to the desk as you buck in response “pretty little cunt dripping so endearingly on my tongue. So sweet too, I could spend hours here.”

There was a smile in his voice now, and it sounded almost devilish.

“I bet Demetri could too.” You opened your mouth to respond, your head making a slight motion where it lay but the words died on your tongue, viciously shoved to the side and replaced by a wanton moan as Felix slid two of his fingers from his free hand inside of you, their size larger than your own and making you feel so much fuller than you could ever achieve with your own. The stretch was unbelievable, a pleasant ache that gnawed at you but without causing pain, likely helped along by his saliva and your fluids. 

“There we go, little one. I know it’s not the cock you crave, but from those pretty sounds you’re making for me, I assume you’ll make do.” He curls those same fingers downward, seemingly searching for something and you think it odd as he feels so good inside you already what could-

The thought cuts off abruptly as the pads of his fingers find a spongey spot along your front wall where his fingers are curling and it’s like you’ve been electrocuted. You jerk suddenly, hips canting, the pleasure intense and unexpected, a moan ripping from your mouth as a sob. Felix makes a pleased sound, dropping a kiss to your folds, lips likely grazing his fingers steadily pumping inside you now, before his lips travel further downward to find your clit again.

His tongue laps at you teasingly, and you mewl, before his lips close around your clit, sucking, and then you’re begging.

“Please, please, oh fuck, Felix please.”

Over and over again, a desperate symphony as your eyes roll back. Sometimes it’s not Felix’s name, but Demetri’s that spills from your lips. Not that Felix seems to pay it any mind, or care. The pleasure is almost too much and somehow also not enough. That knot that’s been steadily building in your stomach, winding tighter and tighter in your lower abdomen since almost the moment Felix knelt behind you seems ready to snap and, god, you’re not sure you can handle that. The strength of it. Your hands that have been flat against the desk have curled, fingers bent and digging into the surface of the desk. If you were a vampire like the one currently making a meal of your soaked cunt, you’re sure you’d have turned the wood into dust. As it is, you feel as if you could gouge grooves into the wood's perfect surface with your fingernails.

Felix’s mouth pulls from you, and you make an undignified sound as his fingers settle into a faster pace to compensate for the loss. A loss that isn’t complete, as he now uses his mouth to speak, his words causing you to clench around his fingers and further increase the sharp pleasure burrowing itself into you.

“Look at you, squirming on my fingers. What a pretty sight you make, pleading for them to make you cum. And you will, won’t you? You’re so close, darling girl. I can feel it, my good girl.”

You’re panting, gasping for air, and fighting to keep your eyes open, the urge to close them against the onslaught of pleasure almost too much. His praise causes a tingling feeling, and your head seems pleasantly fuzzy. The squeak of your office chair shifting in front of you is a distant reminder, clouded in your preorgasmic haze, but the words that follow are clear.

“Our good girl”, Demetri drawls from his place in the chair. The chair he had claimed and placed on the other side of the desk, facing you, with the perfect view to watch your face as Felix made an effortless mess of your pussy.

You open your mouth to respond to him, to them, because, yes, yes you are. God, you’re theirs. Always, forever, and for however long they wish to keep you. You’re dragging your head up to meet Demetri’s gaze, your eyes gliding over the confident smile upon his face, when Felix seems to hit gold. His fingers thrusting and curling against that spot inside you perfectly line up with the sensation of his mouth on your clit and just as your eyes lock with the stunning red of Demetri’s, you’re gone. Lost, saved. Thrown. There’s a final, strong clench of your cunt around Felix’s fingers, almost as if to make sure they won’t leave you, before you’re clenching rhythmically, whiney gasps and hitching breaths leaving you as your eyes are again rolling back and then finally closed, clenching tightly shut in the onslaught of sensation.

“Oh, fuck. Such a beautiful sight.”

“God, you’re gripping my fingers so tightly. Next time, you’re coming on my cock, lovely girl.”

“Desperate, perfect sounds from our desperate, perfect girl.”

“There we go, pretty girl. That’s it. Let it out. Such a good girl for us.”

Two voices are speaking, overlapping praise filling your ears and you’re seeing stars behind your lids, hips moving in an attempt to milk as much as the sensation possible out of the experience and you’re-

You’re shooting upright in bed, the silken sheets tangled around your legs and your chest heaving like you’d just gone and finished a marathon.

“Fuck!”

If you’d had any hope of existing at all within the same room as them tomorrow without further embarrassing yourself and maintaining a possible semblance of normal, that dream destroyed it.

#posting this and then disappearing #I don’t post writing regularly but I do reblog it so if you’ve stumbled across this and look for more there IS more just not by me #the twilight saga #twilight #twilight saga #original #felix volturi #felix volturi imagine #felix x reader #felix volturi x reader #felix imagine #twilight imagine #sin tag #felix volturi fanfiction #drabble #twilight fanfiction #tag talk #twilight imagines #slight demetri volturi #demetri volturi

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do In The Shadows - Hybrid Creatures

#nadja of antipaxos #Nadja #Natasia Demetriou #What We Do in the Shadows #WWDITS #Tash Demetriou #my gifs #ndedits #wwditsedits #tv : Comedy #tv : Mocumentary #What We Do in the Shadows Episodes #Hybrid Creatures #Spoilers #What We Do in the Shadows Spoilers #wwdits spoilers #She is such a babe! #And Nadja's looks this season are killing me softly

[selenevassos]

drug blood x3

#still my fav part idc #when baron pulls the fuckin squeaky toy out of his pocket... it makes me laugh so much #nadja #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #yows #natasia demetriou

[amadeusevenstar]

ik i never post abt them but i am manifesting binary boyfriends in s6 for some reason they seem the most likely of all the potential gay ships to actually become cannon so

#even if they don’t it’s cannon to me #eli and demetri i know what you are #cobra kai #karate kid #hawkmetri #binary boyfriends #cobra kai season 6