#maybe one day I'll share the audio from one of those occasions

[kinkymcbutweasel]

Have you ever been caught masterbating or having sex? If so who caught you?

Thanks for the question, sweet Nonny!

I've been almost caught masturbating in my car on the side of the road twice by good samaritans who were innocently checking to see if I was OK. Both times, I assured them I was just fine and went right back to what i was doing once they left.

#asked and answered #my asks #hey nonny nonny #me #my pics #maybe one day I'll share the audio from one of those occasions

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

Reaquaintenance

As will be recalled from last time, Snorky, per The Banana Splits, was giving me a message ... which Drooper, as Snorky's interpreter, would explain unto us as meaning they want us to follow them to find out something that would benefit both Huckleberry Hound and yours truly.

And so it was that somewhat interesting Saturday afternoon welding into evening that such an unlikely troupe were to lead Huck and I to a storage garage in the back streets of North Myrtle Beach, well out of the tourist districts, obviously ... which was more like in close range of the Intracoastal Waterway, as it turned out.

"Hopefully," Huck confided in me, "such isn't some trick by them there Sour Grapes Girls like they are forever fond of giving those Splits on occasion."

"Or, for that matter," said I, "Dick Dastardly."

"How do you figure it might not be Dick Dastardly, to begin with?"

"Remember those treasure-sailing assignments with Yogi? The Fender Bender 500, even? And how Dick Dastardly sought to spoil everything with dirty tricks and that?"

"Oh," said Huck nonchalantly, "that figures."

Which, at any rate, would lead us close to some Disreputable Trailer Park ... and on signal, Fleegle, leader of said Banana Splits, directed us to some half-baked-looking garage which seemed to be unprepared for the next hurricane to hit Myrtle Beach, as Hazel did in 1955. Bingo got the key to the garage, and on opening the door, was nothing less than--something of an old friend.

Otherwise known as the shared entry of Huck and I from Fender Bender 500 days, as in the #2 Half-Dog, Half-Cat, Half-Track.

"And you wonder how it wound up in storage on this here old Grand Strand," Huck exclaimed as we looked same over--which, as we were quick to learn, was redone with the help of as much the Splits as their musical rivals in a way, the Cattanooga Cats. Redone as in improved, state-of-the-art even, sound and lighting systems, including digital audio and PA, stage lighting designed to reduce glare as well, not to mention a generator system which can be powered with biodiesel (that's waste cooking fats and oils from restaurants, I'll remind you at this time).

Not to mention a repainting job incorporating metallic powder coating to make things even more impressive.

Which impressed us at any rate so that ... it was felt to keep such in storage for the time being, perhaps taking it back out on the road after Easter weekend, laying the way forward, shall we say, for our next Character Convocation in Ocean City, Maryland at the start of May, coincident with Springfest there. Complete with Home Talent Shows in many of the smaller, off-the-map mostly, one-horse towns as aren't much of anything for the most part, staged mainly for the sheer joy of it.

"So," as Bingo asked, "we're going to Ocean City this spring?"

"First full weekend in May," exclaimed I, "coincident with their Springfest weekend."

"That explains much," Fleegle observed. "Maybe a Battle of the Bands with the Cattanooga Cats?"

"Which could be arranged," Huck remarked.

And after getting things squared away on the storage front, the Splits invited us to some barbecue joint in North Myrtle Beach they heard about from some friends of friends of theirs for something of a night cap in the barbecue arena ... and it came out rather well, even where the sauce turned out to be a little on the tangy side of things.

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