i love my gender. i'm a nothing who's a boy who's a really pretty girl in a gender neutral way and while all of this is happening i am putting on beautiful makeup so that i can stay at home at pretend i'm May Bellerose. and i have a kazoo
Francois: Seeing as you two have adopted May, I thought I should ask... do i have your blessing to marry them?
Anne, laughing: William, don't.
William: What the fuck? What year is it? You know what. Fuck you! Just because you asked, no! Beat us in a duel first.
Been rewatching Star Wars, and because I’m going insane here’s my obligatory R&J AU, changing the plot just a little and ignoring all of the weird incesty stuff at the beginning
Romeo: Luke
Benvolio: Leia
Mercutio: Han Solo
Tybalt: Lando
Paris: Jabba the Hutt 💀
Friar Lawrence: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Chewbacca is either just himself or Valentine?
C-3PO and R2-D2 are themselves, or Frankie and May because this account needs more &J
I’ve yet to find good roles for Juliet and the Nurse, so I may just write them in as their own characters when Tybalt shows up
Darth Vader is Lord Montague, but also in order to keep the ‘both alike in dignity’ thing, I think that Lord Capulet will also be a second Darth Vader? Or maybe some kind of stand in for the Emperor? which also means that Tybalt and Juliet will play bigger roles
Also in this version Benvolio confronts Vader with Romeo because I think it’s a crime that they introduced Leia as the other hope and then didn’t really do much with it. Also Ben & Ro and Ty & Jul are twins instead of cousins
&juliet has changed my life in so many ways , its helped me to love myself , its helped me accept myself and live more openly and fearlessly , and its just been so . much . fun .
to the amazing cast that are all my babies ! to the world of &j ! to the amperstans and my amperstan moots that are basically the only people i talk to on here ( @thetisming and @catboyrichardkarinsky im so happy i met yall on here ) ! to my absolute favorite show ever !
and to hopefully getting to see it on broadway next summer !!
so, it takes place in nyc with juliet and romeo as spiderpeople together. they grew up close but their families had an ongoing feud like in the og play. may was one of juliets neighbors in the grade above them who she befriended.
juliet and romeo got bit by the same spider while out on a date towards the beginning of high school. they gain their powers soon after. and romeo, who has a talent for sewing things, makes their suits
juliets name is spigress (a combination of spider and tigress) and romeos name is the dope spider (which he picked out because it sounded cool)
they fought villains side by side while hiding their identities from almost everyone in their lives (except may, who was chill with keeping their secret)
however, one day in a battle, juliet is injured and passes out. romeo believes that she’s dead, and decides to let the villain kill him because he couldn’t fathom living without her
juliet and may are devastated by romeos death, because juliet lost her bf and crime fighting partner, and may lost their little brother figure.
however, romeo is still trapped in the realm as a ghost. he apologizes to them for what he did and still visits them all the time. he chooses to only show himself to them.
then, francois arrives in the dimension. he is thrown from his own world (where he was paris’ spiderman) into this dimensions nyc and he starts attending may and juliets school.
he went by L'araignée bleue (which is french for the blue spider) and juliet quickly found out he was also a spiderperson.
(may also still crushes on him and they do end up getting together)
romeo at first actually dislikes frankie because he starts fighting alongside juliet and he feels like he’s being replaced, but frankie clears everything up and they become friends.
as for the older characters:
angelique is a family friend of juliets who finds out she’s spigress when she’s rescued by her and francois on a mission
lance was transported to this new dimension with his son but he still believes everything is completely normal
anne and william are teachers and mentors to juliet and romeo respectively (before romeo died at least)
tumblr users will see the name 'Romeo', black out and hit reblog
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🪶 the-bard Follow
By the way my play Romeo & Juliet is really good and my wife and all my players are wrong the ending is amazing and I'm a genius
🟦 croptopman Follow
yeah! i agree! i hate it, so it's probably great!
🪶 the-bard
Richard I want you to stop speaking to me for a bit
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Hey guys! I'm recently unemployed (my wife took my job...) and here is my resume!
-I am a writer
-I have a background in acting
-I am a wizard
-I can drive carriages
#please hire me i need to get back at Anne
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🐯 hearmeroar Follow
MY HUSBAND ROMEO WHO KILLED HIMSELF TWO DAYS AGO JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?? HELP WHAT DO I DO
🐯 hearmeroar
BY THE WAY I'M ENGAGED
🐯 hearmeroar
cool! i will be ignoring all of your suggestions
#y'all are fucking gay
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⚜️ slur-de-lis Follow
signed, penis king of France
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Hey guys! So, I kissed my fiance's best friend, and I really liked it! There are two things about this that aren't good.
THEY ARE MY FIANCE'S BEST FRIEND.
I am a prince. They are non binary. I'm in love with them. This confirms my suspicions that I am not straight.
The main issue is that they're my fiance's best friend, the not being straight is fine and I already kind of knew. My father probably won't accept me but hahaha. I will be fine.
Basically! I need to either call off this wedding or break up with the love of my life. I don't want to break their heart but I also promised Juliet... please help.
#please help me #french #prince #french prince #relationship #relationship problems #marriage #queer #lgbtqia+ #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #pan #pansexual #demisexual #asexual #arranged marriage #marriage of convenience #romance #love
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🏳️⚧️ its-super-dope Follow
HEY QUEERS WHATS UP I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! TIME TO GO SEE MY WIFE!
🏳️⚧️ its-super-dope
um. what happened
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🌹 beautiful-rose Follow
I'M IN PARIS! it's beautiful here :)
🌹 beautiful-rose
omg i just saw the cutest boy EVER!
🌹 beautiful-rose
just got misgendered.
🌹 beautiful-rose
oh. okay
🌹 beautiful-rose
THE BOY KISSED ME
🌹 beautiful-rose
he is engaged to my best friend
🌹 beautiful-rose
oh well!
🌹 beautiful-rose
um. okay
🌹 beautiful-rose
yeah uh he just broke up with me
🌹 beautiful-rose
yay! my best friend's wedding to the love of my life!
(I didn't pick super niche characters so most people could understand it and also it's sadly unrealistic to think they'd all be comic nerds)
Juliet: Jubilee! Got into the X-men because of Frankie.
Romeo: Spiderman! Mostly Peter Parker but he goes crazy over any spiderperson (he just thinks they're very cool). Also likes Deadpool, but prefers Gwenpool.
May: Starfire, but not 2003 teen titans version. Saw her in one of Frankie's comics once and she's just a fashion icon.
Francois: I'd say also spiderman but it's Shazam/Captain Marvel (Billy Batson). He also loves the X-men. Comic nerd fr.