#man I'm gonna miss the guy

[the-loneliest-hour]

Blooper from "The One with the Cop", S05E16

#matthew perry #rip #friends #tv shows #pivot #man I'm gonna miss the guy #The One Where We All Lost a Friend

[coquelicoq]

if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.

this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.

incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?

#he also goes on for another six pages after this but by then he has remembered the existence of the full stop #the endnotes say that hugo 'se devait de faire [ce portrait] aussi favorable que possible à la personnalité de l'homme #qui avait favorisé sa carrière' (had to make this portrait as favorable as possible to the character of the man who had favored his career) #in fairness to hugo it's not like louis-philippe was alive to read this. so he wasn't just sucking up to get something out of it #he says at the end of the chapter that this description is 'entirely disinterested'. which like on the one hand i get #bc like i said louis-philippe was not in power and reading this. but otoh victor 'ancien pair de france' hugo u r not exactly unbiased. lol #les mis #lm 4.1.3 #i just looked up the english translation and gasp! hapgood turned it into four separate sentences!!!! #so i think y'all who are reading it via les mis letters (which uses hapgood i think?) are gonna miss out on the full experience :/ #my posts #linked to #syntax #idk if i got this across but the worst part is that the subject of the sentence - the beginning of the independent clause - #doesn't occur until the very end. so for the first 95% of the sentence you're just waiting for the bass to drop!!! #like reading it out loud you have to raise your pitch at the end of every dependent clause because you haven't gotten to the subject yet #AND THERE ARE SO MANY CLAUSES!! 49 SEMICOLONS PEOPLE!!! FORTY-NINE!!!! #victor hugo would be TERRIBLE as a hype man. he would take so long that the crowd would tear him to pieces with their fingernails #before louis-philippe could come out on stage. and then they'd be so mad at louis-philippe for inspiring him that they'd tear LP apart too #actually i think i'm using hype man wrong. i'm thinking of the guy that gets the crowd hyped up for the main guy before the main guy #makes an appearance. a hype man is the guy who makes interjections during a song. victor hugo would be bad at both of these #like just imagine the announcer at the beginning of a basketball game. and now...your starting lineup...at power forward... #and then he just says the 760-word louis-philippe sentence. #dead. murdered at the hands of the fans. microphone shoved down his trachea.

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Someone who I really wish would play a little more is– I'm going to say it: it's Luzu. Because Luzu – I was in a past server with Luzu called Karmaland, which Vegetta owns – and we did some crazy ass stories. [...] I would definitely love to do more stuff with Luzu, you know? [...] His thing is the time zones, though. Which makes sense, 'cuz he's like 60.

Foolish: Is he more of an early bird?

Quackity: No, he's like 60. He's 60. He sleeps early, wakes up early. That kind of like, BS. He's like, "Oh, I have a kid to take care of." It's like, "So?"

Foolish: Tell the kid to grow up!

Quackity: That's like a hobby. [Laughs] That's like a hobby, bro, that's like fcking–

Foolish: Just kick the kid out.

Quackity: Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you told Ollie [Luzu's son] to fcking– to just grow up, he would.

[ Full transcript ↓ ]

Quackity: Someone who I really wish would play a little more is– I'm going to say it: it's Luzu. Because Luzu – I was in a past server with Luzu called Karmaland, which Vegetta owns – and we did some crazy ass stories because– Ok, so the thing with Karmaland and the problem with Karmaland was that every.

Foolish: The problem with Karmaland!

Quackity: –was that everyone were Spaniards. Everyone was Spaniards. Everyone from Spain, they all had Spain timezone.

Foolish: And that's a problem

Quackity: So I would always start streaming at, like, 5 pm, and all the people from Spain would be asleep. Everyone from Spain would be asleep. So, it was just me doing content, and occasionally, it'd be with Luzu, and I miss that a lot. You know, Luzu– the reason he doesn't play on QSMP as much is because of timezone, so that is literal fcking revenge. That is revenge because Luzu had a fun time being Spaniard and making sure that when I connected late times in Karmaland, there would be no one! Well, guess now– guess what now, Luzu? You wake up at fcking six in the morning– [in a sad crying voice] –and if you ever want to come back, I'll fcking log in for you. No, I'm kidding. But I think- I think– no, I would definitely love to do more stuff with Luzu, you know?

Foolish: Yeah.

Tina: I wanna meet him.

Quackity: His thing is the time zones, though. Which makes sense, 'cuz he's like 60.

Foolish: Is he more of an early bird?

Quackity: No, he's like 60. He's 60. He sleeps early, wakes up early. That kind of like, bullsht. He's like, "Oh, I have a kid to take care of." It's like, "So?"

Foolish: Tell the kid to grow up!

Quackity: That's like a hobby. [Laughs] That's like a hobby, bro, that's like fcking–

Foolish: Just kick the kid out.

Quackity: Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you told Ollie [Luzu's son] to fcking– to just grow up, he would.

Foolish: Yeah, absolutely.

Quackity: That's a horrible question. That really hurt my feelings. OK, Foolish: you have to ask a question now.

#Quackity #LuzuVlogs #Karmaland #QSMP #Beanie duo #Luzu #FALLS TO MY HANDS AND KNEES #I MISS LUZU SO FRICKIN MUCH MAN #YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA #YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AMAZING HE IS #HIS CHARACTER IS INCREDIBLE #THE STORY HE AND QUACKITY WROTE IN KARMALAND CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY #Ok. I got it out of my system. I'm normal again (lying) #For real though... I'll always be so devastated that English fans don't know more about Karmaland #frick it. I'm gonna dig up some clips myself

[elitadream]

I HAVE RETURNED!!! 💃🎉✨

#Hey guyyyys 😭 #I'm finally back!! #How have y'all been??? 😁 #Man... I've been logged in for five minutes and can already tell I've missed so much RIP ☠️ #I feel like I've been gone for 300 years or so #I have admittedly no idea how I'm gonna catch up 🙇‍♀️😅 #Guess I'll have to go little by little! #This may take a little while 🥲 #I'll do my best to answer messages and see what you've all been up to! 🤗 #But just so you guys know; I'm very excited to be back once more 😎💗 #I've missed you all! ☺️ #💖💖💖

[r0semultiverse]

well, this all looks rather familiar...

#the llama or alpaca gem literally looks like one of the gems from the ice king crown #though thats interesting because I thought the ice elemental guy got it from a lava monster #also the wizard looking guys on the part about the magic beans remind me of those things shown in the cosmic imagination explained vids #those ones by paxw on youtube & other creators #im getting a bit tired pardon me if I miss on names & things im still reeling from the 7-8 episode experience; thank you to the AT crew #the next slide looks a LOT like the land of Ooo though I can't pinpoint where; im already terrible with irl geography #this man has been fixated on cursed objects since like day 1 lmao #doomed by the narrative fr #petrigrof got me crying though im ngl #im gonna miss my partner a lot when I go to finland :((( It might be a few years before I can see them in person again because travel #is very expensive 😭 thats probably partially why this hit so hard for me; I'm gonna miss our dates & adventures #mine #op #adventure time spoilers #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov

[frostbitten-screams]

after spending 2 days binging the entirety of rick and morty and then coming online to check if the fandom is normalish since I last saw several years ago. I'm convinced I didn't watch the same show as yall.

the fuck do you mean you hate rick? the man whose wife was murdered before his eyes? the man who spent his entire life searching for a way to get her back? the man who tried to get revenge on the one who killed her, and upon doing so felt the same emptiness he felt for decades and realized that no amount of grieving and pain and backwards travelling could change the outcome? the man who cries when he knows he's in actual danger of losing his grandson? the man who, after years of fuckups, slowly gets better and truly loves his family even if he still makes human mistakes sometimes?

as much as this show is made up of admittedly cringe "lol randum penis poop" humour, there IS a deeper gut wrenching story of an ordinary man driven to genius insanity, drowning himself in liquor every hour of the day to forget that he fucking watched his wife die horrifically in front of him, and knows he'll never be able to make it right.

#I'm gonna be so honest I cried a few times for this guy. #and to see people say they hate him as if he never changed and became a better grandfather. a better father. a better husband. #is insane to me. what episodes were YOU GUYS watching #and even when he WASN'T getting better and just kind of sucked? I saw (and still do see) a lot of myself in him and I sympathize #with his reactions to events and people and the way he handles his grieving and the world around him #I need to binge it again with all of the knowledge I have now and like. deeply dissect this husk of a man #I don't think I've been this emotionally invested in a single character since I first played what remains of edith finch and saw lewis #rick and morty #rick sanchez #does anyone have a list of JUST the episodes where we get rick c137 lore. that'd help the binge go faster instead of sitting through #episodes without any lore Just In Case I would miss anything small

[dollypopup]

like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone

#polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #like. . .i keep seeing all these theories about debling and i'm going '. . .and?' #someone: what if debling- #me: don't care. when is colin back on screen? i miss my boy #because really. . .who gives a fuck? he's a random oc who's gonna be gone by ep 3? #frankly i don't give a shit about him in any capacity #and tbh. . .like it's not even a contest for me. colin is SO much more attractive and appealing than debling #no shade to the actor i'm sure he's lovely but guys. . .luke newton is SO fucking fine #tired: colin gets jealous of debling because he's courting penelope and thus disapproves of them #wired: colin distrusts debling because he's a vegetarian and colin the foodie cannot trust a man who cuts out an entire food group #inspired: colin is friendly to debling and can always hype pen up around him but debling isn't listening because he's queer and likes him #y'all just 'care' about debling because he has no traits rn and you can turn him into your perfect male oc prize for penelope #'i ship pen with options' and i ship pen with colin. . .you know. . .like a polin shipper. . .crazy how that's. . .how it works #anywhoozle i am first and foremost a hater #fellow haters come join me we meet up on tuesdays and we have snacks

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

My birthday was full of unexpected interactions

#i had a lot of weird but heartfelt conversations with strangers #shared my vape with 2 different people #bought weed from a guy who had such a fun vibe #and older man told me to live my life #another remembered seeing me earlier in the day and asked how i was and if i was happy and to do what makes me happy #a girl i shared my vape with was trying to flirt with me but was also drunk and asked me to dance just before her uber arrived #i shared my vape with the older man too #multiple people chatted with me in the smoking area at the casino #people also said some really insightful and thought provoking things to me #as much as today was all over the place... #i has been a good birthday overall and i have enjoyed the little things #i cherish all the meaningful interactions i had today and enjoyed the small things i did for myself #i can't believe i'm in my mid 30s now #which is old af to most of the people on tumblr lol #anyway i'm gonna miss new mexico for another year but i miss my new life now and you know what? #i am happy i am living my life i am blessed with enough #what more could i ask for really? #kfi txt

[existencebringsonlypain]

god fuckin damn it man that video got me

#game theory #matpat #i didn't watch his theory videos all too often. a bit too high energy for me #but i watched his gtlive videos ALLLLLLL the time. #i can quote a good chunk of the ddlc videos #man. some people really don't like him but tbh from the impression i got of him he's just a passionate n kind guy #and i'm gonna miss him. to be totally frank. #ik it's a thing for utdr fans to dislike him but i don't think i can #i'm gonna miss him. #i'm full on crying right now. jsyk #i'll probably still go rewatch some of the gtlive videos i particularly liked #when i first saw the thumbnail i thought it was. like. a fnaf theory but framed oddly. no he's retiring #other ppl are gonna run the shows now #i hope he has a great life free from the shackles of content creation #i love this guy. he's a sweet dude and knows what he likes and i'm gonna miss him. #and slightly off topic but i'm glad toby fox wasn't still angry about whatever marketing thing the game theory channel did #or gtlive i think #and they're both willing to joke about the whole sans is ness theory. there's an entire segment in his video joking about it #matpat is playing the role of ness in earthbound kinda. he's also ness in the fnaf movie. which means he's sans too. it's a whole joke #a mock thumbnail n everything #i'm getting off topic. sayonara man. you did great. hoping you have a good life out there #existenceunrelateds

[despairforme]

WHAT FUCKIN YEAR IS IT ????

#[ HELLO !! ] #[ wow oh wow i left on saturday thinking i'd be gone for one (1) day ] #[ - here i am almost a week later RIP ] #[ and i'm still pretty busy t-t ] #[ gonna try to get some stuff done this morning bc i have SOME time ] #[ but man oh man i just don't get the time to write these days ] #[ MISS YOU GUYS !! MISS WRITING !! MISS NNOI!! ] #[ sorry for taking 200 years with things and thank you SO MUCH for your patience! ] #[ i appreciate you all so much !! ] #[ - crying emoji - ] #[ hope you're all having a wonderful day! ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #burn the city. ╱ main verse.

[waters-and-the-wilde]

no okay we can get some mileage out of 'interested parties witnessing the Dark Matters broadcast'

Alessandra Strong. spends two years thinking Juno walked to his death in the desert 'cause he never did manage to reach her in Long Way Home. and then there's this fuck-off Dark Matters press conference airing on every channel everywhere.

and her wife's in the other room having Noped halfway through the speech on account of having Seen Some Shit and deciding it wasn't worth the number it would do on her ptsd, but comes running back in bc all she can hear is alessandra yelling at the monitor JUNO???? JUNO STEEL. JUNO STEEL WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL. HOW. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE THIS. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

her wife: 'the fuck. is that that lady? oh no this is gonna do a number on your ptsd. your weird presumed-dead sort-of not-ex is a space pirate? omg is he seriously about to do a bit cause the director kinda looks like she thinks he's OH HUH THE SCREEN JUST WENT BLACK. welp. jfc not this fucker again. honey listen to me. you're not helping him. whatever's going on you're not helping him. you literally lost part of your hand last time you did that. you were gone for a week and you straight-up did not come home in one piece. that was an extremely bad time for both of us.'

alessandra: 'I FUCKING KNOW OKAY. doesn't matter. he's gonna die there, he's not gonna do it, those people are his friends. did you see his face he looked like he was gonna be sick. he’s never gonna - shit. they’re gonna take him out.’

her wife (who is maybe uh suuuuuper disillusioned with the solar authority after being stuck as a pow in the outer rim for years bc they couldn't get their shit sorted): 'hey. hey. nah come on they wouldn't have cut the cameras if they thought they had this one under control. good for him tbh? i mean. fuck dark matters, right? that speech was some bullshit. that's off the fucking deep end. shit. i'm invested now. we'll keep an eye out for how they spin this okay? hey maybe he'll turn up again in two years somewhere even weirder.'

alessandra: 'you're not funny'

her wife, who is funny: 'yes i am'

alessandra ‘my wife isn't nice but she's pretty and smart and tough and funny’ strong: 'yeah. yeah you are'

#hi i miss my wife #i wanna meet her wife #i still cherish a lil headcanon where she's like #'can't stand the concept of juno steel. but if i ever meet that guy he was hung up on? gonna buy him flowers.' #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #alessandra strong #tpp #you know i'm not clear if nureyev cut just the lights or all the power? #got the impression it was the latter but if it was just the lights and the audio gets out? #man that'd be something else #ptsd mention

[myeyesblurry]

why do you call it snake bite?

got mauled by a snake obviously

#👀👀👀 #the doctors maul me with a snake #but i guess blurry's canonically 👀👀👀 #i'm not gonna claim no fucking hard injecting drugs msyelf fek rhat never do that guys lil #lol* #and lils dont do drugs wherever they may be i have vegue hallucinations of them and an egg ??? man i t makes me miss them #unreliable narrators

[llycaons]

been noticing that I'm getting more comments about being blond from creepy old men....why doesn't my dead fish stare repel them 😭

#one guy this morning was trying to talk to me? #I was like man just let me in I'm gonna miss my train #he was saying something like 'they say blondes-' and then something abt my voice? #man. I'm kind of curious now #cor.txt

[lyctorhood]

saltsapphic >> lyctorhood

changed my url for the first time in years, hello!

#gabby's shit #please recognize me guys #gonna miss saltsapphic man it was my longest url i think #also fun fact i specifically chose saltsapphic so it wouldn't be a fandom name and i wouldn't feel compelled to change it #if i changed interests and now i'm switching it to a fandom url again #the world takes turns

[frozenambiguity]

Fontaine hype — REAL!

#【 out of cryo 】 #{{ Would you believe me if I told you I got literal shivers during the hoyomix concert bit? }} #{{ I am worried about a few mechanics they introduced but overall? so so SO HYPED! }} #{{ I'm ready for Fontaine to become my second home; after Mond }} #{{ and the story has so much potential too!! And the potential to be a tragedy... in a good way of course. I hope hoyo goes for a more }} #{{ vivid experience. in which actions really have consequences. I've been missing that sort of realism/darkness for a while }} #{{ if you've read so far ---- I'm gonna talk about spoilers now so ~ }} #{{ but my boy C H I L D E..... HELLO??? }} #{{ visionless and ready to challenge the system and neuvillette? I stan the right man }} #{{ he single-handedly STOLE the show sorry guys wwwww }} #{{ aaaa fontaine's over all aesthetic is making me go heart eyes }} #spoilers

[dixidin]

Dude I look away from the ghost fandom for a month to focus and genshin AND AETHER FUCKING LEFT??

#NOOO #WERE GONNA MISS YOU BANANA BOY #Tbh I'm only a bit sad since this has happened before and will continue to happen #also I love phantom so much mwah mwah #BUT WE WILL MISS YOU AETHER/CHRIS<3 We will all miss you!!!! #GO SUPPORT HIS BAND BTW. THEIR CALLED UGLY KID JOE #I AM LISTENING TO THEM RN!!!! #on a side note what the hell else happened while I was gone like???? #I'm confused as hell because there doesn't SEEM to be anything happening but I know you guys are hiding something from me #WHERE IS IT??? WHERE'S THE LATEST NEWS IN THE GHOST FANDOM #the band ghost #aether ghoul #Also don't give any of the members or papas or just ghost in general hate because THATS NOT COOL MAN‼️🗣💯