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natureismynature · 3 years

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Can you tell me all the ship names in DSMP?

I’m gonna tell only the canon ones because idk how to feel about some of the fanon ones XD (Also I’m gonna give a description :>)

Awesamponk - Sam (Awesamdude) and Ponk (Dropsbyponk). They were the sweetest and most adorable mutually pining dorks for like... a month, or even more, and when they were finally official (in rp), the whole trident shebang happened and all went to hell from that point forward. Imagine making a whole love train to woo someone and end up losing a canon life and an arm because of a silly prank- lol couldn’t be me :’).

Puffychu - Niki (Nihachu) and Captain Puffy. They were happy and healthy for like... three days and then nothing. They just stopped talking. They abandoned their flower shop and didn’t even know they were on opposing sides. Imagine trying to kill this annoying child because he is the cause of all your problems while your estranged fiance(?) was trying her best to protect him- lmao they didn’t even know they were indirectly trying to hurt each other :’).

Karlnapity - Karl Jacobs, Sapnap, and Quackity. These three fiances have been engaged for two seasons now, and when we finally thought we were gonna get a wedding, they take the idea and ripped it to shreds in front of our eyes without even breaking eye contact. Imagine making a whole ass country for you and your loved ones only to find out they went off and made their own country and didn’t even tell you, not to mention one of your fiances may or may not have already forgotten about you because he’s an amnesiac- ppfff and he wanted to propose :’).

Schlakity - Quackity and JSchlatt. They got married because of ‘political purposes’ when in reality they both very much loved each other but one of them (Schlatt) doesn't know how to express that properly so their relationship turned toxic and Quackity had to kill him as a form of divorce. Imagine being in love with a man you didn’t know loved you back and thought he hates your guts but in reality, he just doesn’t know how to express it properly and you two go down in two different dark paths- lmfao he also ate his heart :’).

Fundywastaken - Fundy (ItsFundy) and Dream (Dreamwastekn). They were actually really cute?? But then their marriage got ruined by George. Imagine planning a grand wedding and making canons to satisfy your future husband's chaotic nature, only to have your wedding crashed by his jealous best friend who pulled him away and kissed him- XD he didn’t even pull away :’).

Bee duo - Tubbo and Ranboo. Platonically married and has an adopted child named Michael. They look healthy? Look again. Imagine hiding so many secrets from your platonic husband and feeling guilty about it, but in reality, he’s hiding so many secrets from you as well- ahaha there’s also a possibility that their child might get killed by his own hands :’).

Mamamexi - Mexican Dream and Mamacita (Girl Dream). They’re not a healthy relationship by any means because who the hell dates an alternate version of themselves?? Imagine visiting a child in exile because you want to cheer him up only for your partner to get killed by another alternate version of yourself- XP she just went away for a bit to talk with her girl friends and now he’s gone forever :’).

Wilbur x Sally - Wilbur Soot and Sally the salmon. Yes, Wilbur f’ed a salmon :’).

Philza x Samsung Fridge - Philza M!necraft and Samsung Fridge. Yes, Philza f’ed a refrigerator :’).

I conclusion. Love is dead :’)

Can’t have anything in the Dream smp smh

#dream smp #awesamponk #puffychu #karlnapity #schlakity #fundywastaken #bee duo #wilbur soot x sally the salmon #philza x samsung fridge #ask #timb answers #mamamexi

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metalichotchoco · 3 years

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A strong woman and her ghost of a husband.

I really liked fan arts where dream is like a white enderman so I thought it would be fun to do that with the ever stunning mamasita. I headcannon that all mask wearing dreams are a specific species, who try to look more like the gods they worship with masks.

Though Mexican dream was very attached to the material world and was sadly killed for having too much heart, too much loyalty. I know these characters probably won’t show up in lore really ever again but there’s always hope

Like mexican dream also has white fluffy ears but he dyed his hair when he was alive

Also buff mamacita truther time

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