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bittertoxicity · 9 months
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🧶👁️Uncanny Strings🧵🪡
Another fav interest gets hit with the plushy beam lol
All characters belong to mortisfox !
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chronicbeans · 2 months
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Me: Mom, I'm alright. My fictional pookies are completely normal-
Mom: Look at them.
Them:
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Me: But mother, they're babygirl.
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xiaozhuixz · 1 year
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Two of my fav
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abs3nthy · 10 months
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First post here in Tumblr, sup yall ✨
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bloodsuckerproxy · 7 months
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More John Doe stuff I did a few months back!
I love the idea of the House Hunted characters and John Doe going to the beach. Even though canonically Doe would melt and the Realtors wilt in heat, I couldn't help myself lol. I just wanted cute summer fun :3
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kefirstushyu · 25 days
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🏠🔪Approximately two months ago I made my first House Hunted/John Doe Game fanart and my first MaiDoe scetch
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★SO HERE'S A REDRAW
(Here's the original one)
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eating-plastic · 8 months
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Headcanons: Dating Maison Talo Would Include
A/N: Yay, more House House! I love Maison a lot but unfortunately it's hard for me to come up with ideas to write for him. I don't know why, but it kinda bums me out. Never mind that tho, let's get to the headcanons!
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🏠- Well this is...yep
🏠- Maison can't even remember the last person he genuinely loved or if he even had one, so this is gonna be interesting
🏠- First things first, he knows dating him is very unconventional, so he tries to make the relationship seem as normal as possible.
🏠- What I mean by this is he finds himself in his human form much more often than he's used to, and unless he has to eat, his house form doesn't degrade it's true shape
🏠- He'll also always let you know when he's about to feed so you have enough time to get outta dodge or stay away for a bit
🏠- He's got two phones now. One for "potential buyers" and one for you
🏠- He makes sure to send you a lil "I love you" text everyday
🏠- Although I should probably mention that he prefers calling you over texting, but he understands that calling you takes time and that texting is more convenient
🏠- Maison is romantic as fuck, man. He does the whole gentleman act like holding doors open for you and pulling your chair out for you
🏠- Dude knows how to shower you in the most passionate words possible, but I mean he's had a lot of experience with knowing what to say to get people to trust him
🏠- Speaking of trust, you trusting him despite knowing what he is makes him feel...he can't even describe it. Your trust, your acceptance, you love, it's no wonder why he's so infatuated with you
🏠- That is why he is so protective over you. I went into more detail in my protective headcanons I made for him (shameless self promo I know lol). Anyhoo, Maison knows that someone like you is extremely rare. He knows he'll never find someone that loves him despite who he really is. He knows he'll never find someone that makes him feel so good, someone that makes him feel so alive
🏠- He doesn't want to lose you. He can't lose you
🏠- Moving away from that lil bit of angst, that is why he does everything he can to make you happy
🏠- Yeah, this man spoils you a lot, in both the gifts and affection department
🏠- He's touch starved too because I said so. Come on, you can't tell me that when you hug him for the first time that he wouldn't tense up before relaxing, and then growing addicted you snuggling up with him
🏠- Kisses too, he loves your kisses
🏠- Oh my God, imagine him getting ready to head on out to find a "potential buyer" and you make sure his outfit's all straightened out, like adjusting his lil pin and placing a kiss to his cheek before he leaves like you're a fifties house wife from a sitcom ❤️
🏠- I mean if you are fem then a guess you would be a "house wife". Get it? *gets shot*
🏠- Oooo, slow dancing with Maison too. This man loves slow dancing. If you're shorter than him (which you probably are this guy's tall as shit and wears heels), you stand on the toes of his shoes while you both slowly sway to the music
🏠- He would especially love cuddling you if your smaller than him because you're like a human teddy bear for him. It makes him even more protective because you're so smol and he's so much bigger so he feels like he has to protect you
🏠- In conclusion, dating Maison Talo would be a bit odd at first, but then cute as shit after you get past the whole "I'm a house creature that eats people but you cute as shit so I wanna date you instead of eat you" lol
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39confetti · 1 year
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Uncanny Valley kissing Headcanon
John Doe : 
-His kisses are ROUGH, Doe absolutely jumps on you just to press his lips against yours.
-Doe acts like every kiss might be the last one, so it’s always very passionate and wild.
-If it’s too much for you, that you want him to be gentle, he’ll try his best to be the sweetest man you’ve ever met.
-But in those cases, he’s shaking a bit, it’s not in his habits to be careful about being delicate. He doesn't want to hurt you. 
-That’s why his bites are very occasional. He tried to bite your lips, he thought you'd like it but he went too hard and you ended up with a bloody mouth. He felt so bad that now, he’s scared of hurting you again.
-Does he have a favorite place to kiss ? Not really, he loooves Ě̷̝͍V̷̝̉̑ͅE̷̬͂R̶̫͑̕Y̵̬̎Ţ̵̝͒Ḫ̶̰͛I̷̜͎͛͊Ǹ̸̗̞G̵͕̗͐ in your body, all of your face, your hair, your chest, your tummy, your thighs, even more private parts like your butt.
-Doe absolutely adores your lips, and welcomes them anywhere on his body. But when you softly kiss him on his forehead… Boy think he is going to melt with joy, he always feels so peaceful when you kiss him there.
-If you kiss him, then he’ll kiss back, with an extra kiss. At this point, it’s almost a competition between you and him.
-He’s the one who gives you more kisses.
-Doe can receive kisses at any time, really he could spend his whole life doing nothing while feeling your lips against his skin.
-It’s pretty hard to break a kissing session with him. Because he w̶̐͝ͅó̴͖̓n̵͖̍̇’̷͔͋̚t̵̟̱̄̓ let you go. You ç̸̰̔͠ạ̵̽̈́ņ̵̃’̸̡͇̍t̴̳̂ escape his love and affection.
Maison Talo: 
-He is NOTHING like Doe. His kisses are naturally sweet and delicate, and he absolutely loves kissing you all the time.
-That man really takes his time with it. 
-He knows what he's doing. Maison loves the way your breath asks for more, and he’ll reply to your command with all of the passion he has.
-When you become wilder, he’ll probably follow your lead, careful to not provoke him too much or you might end up in a risky position…
-Maison is way stronger than you, so if your kisses start to be rough, he’ll try to remind you who’s the greatest at this game.
-He likes when you kiss him on the lips, it makes him hungry. But his soft points are his cheeks. When you press your lips here, he immediately blushes and tries his best to concentrate again on his gestures and behavior, yet he really needs some times to process the sweet action you made.
-Maison is passionate about your whole body, after all it looks tasty, but his favorite places to kiss you are your hands. He likes to act as a gentleman to you, and this is the way a gentleman kisses.
-Even though he likes your kissing session, he doesn’t always return the kiss, it’ll depend on how needy you are. Sometimes he softly pets your head, other times he’ll respond with a smile to it.
-He can receive your kiss anytime, except when he’s trying to sell his house. He gotta act a certain way with potential meal clients, you understand ? After all, isn’t he Maison Talo #1 Realtor in all of the Uncanny Valley ?
-Yes, Maison loves your kiss, but he is almost always the one breaking them, and for a stupid reason. He absolutely wants you to visit that house. But WHY, you already told him you weren’t going to see it ! Right..?
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Uncanny Valley series fans: These your men????
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irokitooo · 3 months
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улыбается,значит добрый
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mariahyanderes · 10 months
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Yanderes·
Yanderes reacting you sick
John Doe-
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He would be in doubt what that was but after you tell him He would understand that you are sick he would try to help
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Maison Talo
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He would already know that you are sick But he wouldn't pay much attention to it but when he has time he'll take care of you
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Tk
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Think of a baby he would take care of you I would spend the whole time spoiling and caring for you, he would take vacations to take care of you
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Peter
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He would be like TK but a little more nervous but he still won't stop teasing you
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Tate frost
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He would also take care of you he would make chicken soup for you very warm
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Sunny Day Jack
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He would be more very very very worried about you he would ask if you are ok all the time
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Tk is not yandere, I just put it :]
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chronicbeans · 4 months
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My Favorite Quotes of my Mom Roasting my Fictional Crushes
Stanford Pines: "He looks like he could be the ex-husband of one of the Golden Girls."
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Bill Cipher: "HE'S LITERALLY A TORTILLA CHIP."
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Simon Petrikov: "You're standards are low if you're looking for someone as mentally ill as you."
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Maison Talo: "How did you find someone who is some literally a house, a plant, and an old guy at the same time?"
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bloodytittiez · 1 year
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kicking my feet and giggling every time I see this house/man abomination !!!!!!!! [he’s my babygirl]
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xiaozhuixz · 1 year
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John Doe & Maison Talo
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MazM Jekyll and Hyde
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abs3nthy · 6 months
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I remake the old sketch I made few months back ye-
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yldaro · 1 year
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Maison Talo this, Maison Talo that, where are my Heim’s enjoyers at ??
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