#mail pit

[kodzukoi]

HAHA HI I'M DOING PRETTY WELL HRU

JACKKKKKKKKK IM DOING GOOD WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO i was wondering why i haven’t seen you in a while but i just figured you were taking a break ajshsjnsns :,)))

#mail pit #jack !

[nixiecat]

the "shave your pits" guy is back in my notes and this time is being transphobic to my followers so it's pit posting time again!!!

#I've been getting a spike in transphobic hate mail recently which I'm taking as a sign that I'm doing something right #i wonder if they're aware that their hatred only makes me more sure of myself and more confident that I'm on the right path #straight up the opposite effect of what they want me to feel lmao but like yeah #bring it on fuckers your rage is as kerosene to a forest fire #nixie pics #nixie pits #muscle mommy

[maskednerd]

#in honor of twitter apparently finding belpapa I shall welcome death #the darkest pit of hell has opened to shallow us whole #so don't keep the devil waiting old friend #hehe henry emily reference #anywho pinky promise this is my last belpapa meme for now #trying to avoid those death hexes showing up in the mail #the owl house #toh #emperor belos #belpapa

[amethvysts]

Pensando muuuiiiitooooo no sainz ou verstappen com uma br estudante de jornalismo que foi pro GP de Interlagos como estagiaria/primeira cobertura de um esporte da vida😭😭😭

Ela fazendo o trabalho dela toda bonitinha e na cabeça dele só se passa uma única coisa "save a car, ride a pilot" toda vez que ele olha pra ela de longe

porque we all know que as fãs fariam aquelas compilações de "verstappen/sainz sendo apaixonado pela repórter mais linda do grid por 5 minutos", e todas as fãs iriam AMAR e começar uma campanha online pra juntar os dois ☝️ tipo, imaginando que você conseguiu a chance de entrevistar um deles (ou os DOIS bc we loooove uma competição masculina) e bastou uma interação para eles ficarem bobinhos, bobinhos com o seu jeitinho meio desastrado e o seu sotaque gostoso. tenho pra mim que seria a primeira vez que o max daria uma entrevista que nem uma pessoa normal, dando umas respostas úteis e bem-humoradas. já o carlos ficaria te olhando com Aqueles olhos™ brilhando e Uma Carinha™ de coitado apaixonado, tentando te fazer rir e exalando charme pra cima de você.

isso sem falar que, justamente por você ter chamado tanta atenção dos fãs por tê-los flertando tão descaradamente (bom, pelo menos no caso do sainz), vai ser muito fácil deles te encontrarem nas redes sociais e imediatamente depois do GP, vão te seguir no instagram. acho que eles, principalmente o max, vão te cozinhar um pouquinho porque vão acompanhar tudo o que você posta, mas não vão te chamar na dm de primeira. o verstappen, então, vai curtir todas as suas fotos no SEGUNDO que você postar (tem print dele fazendo isso com as fotos da k*lly então tenho embasamento pra fazer tal afirmação ☝️ – e também sabemos que ele é super obcecadinho e vai ter suas notificações ativadas hihi). já o carlos demoraria um tempinho pra curtir o que você posta, mas teria a patchorra de comentar em todas; e é sempre alguma coisa engraçadinha, tipo uma piadinha envolvendo a sua legenda, ou algum emoji muito querido do tipo 👸😍. quando não te encontram no próximo GP vão ficar tipo "ué?? cadê aquela jornalista?" (no caso do max, "cadê a única jornalista que eu suporto?"), e é provavelmente por isso que vão te enviar a primeira mensagem na dm. e ao ler a sua resposta dizendo que é só uma estagiária vão lançar um "ah é? poxa, nem pareceu! pensei que já tava cascuda, já" (sendo que pareceu sim porque você tava tremendo na base e eles perceberam super). e, depois da conversa rolar mais um pouco, vão mandar um "então, tava vendo com o pessoal aqui e eles disseram que tão precisando de uma pessoa para trabalhar com o time no GP da semana que vem. você topa?"

#⋆ ࣪. amethvysts ۫ ⁎ #⭒ ݁ . you've got mail! #◟♡ ˒ anon #pit stop da fofoca #max verstappen x reader #carlos sainz x reader

[buckttommy]

I held back on asking this because I didn’t know if you would be receptive to it. But your last post makes me think you would be, so, for buddietommy: if one of them died, how do you think the others would respond? Do you think the remaining two would cling tighter to the person who was left, or do you think the loss would be insurmountable and break them apart?

they're not breaking up, like. what they have is forever even if one of them is gone. but. how they cope with it depends entirely on who's left. so. like.

if it's tommy who dies and buck and eddie who are left, they would just. go into their bubble. you know the one. it's the one that exists already, the one where they take their codependency and amplify it by a thousand just so they can heal themselves and each other. it takes a long time and they never get back to where / who they were because loving him, being with him changed them on such molecular levels. but. they heal and they recover and they find equilibrium again. eventually.

if it's buck who dies... this is a tough one because i feel like... like. it's wrong to say buck is their glue because he isn't, like, tommy and eddie had a relationship before buck even entered the picture. but, like. tommy and eddie are so similar that buck is like their balance. he's the odd man out in the best way. and so... losing him, i think, would force tommy / eddie to reevaluate their relationship. not reevaluate whether or not they want to stay together — because that's non-negotiable — but reevaluate who they are as a couple in the wake of losing such a vital piece of their dynamic. it would be like learning who each other is for the very first time, and it would take a lot of time. so much time and so much grief and so many sleepless nights but. they would get their eventually.

and then. ah. if eddie is the one who died (and this is the part of the proceedings where i remind everyone that i am an eddie girl first and the thought literally makes me want to barf), i feel like the response would be similar if it was tommy who died. like. just very much so buck and tommy withdrawing into themselves and shutting the world out, caring for each other, holding each other together and holding each other up until they're ready to emerge. and they're always a little bit sad forever. like. that's grief for you. but eddie's absence is so. noticable. literally until the day they die. it's hard but they're in love and the love doesn't change just because one of them is missing.

anyways. i'm upset so Enough of That.

#tv: 911 #jack answers mail #buddietommy #not to be dramatic but i am in the deepest pits of hell

[bloodbruise]

thinking about jegulus

i feel u nonnie, i'm always doing that even when i shouldn't be (like last night, when i desperately needed to study).

but i've been thinking ab how their morning routine would be. i am a firm believer in james being a morning workout person. he switches it up—boxing, lifting, hiit. if its running he takes their pittie w him. if he asks her if she wants to go outside she’s just cracking an eye open, giving him attitude that is somehow all regulus, before huffing and closing her eyes. so he has to lure her out of bed with a sing-songed “want your ball?”

i think reg would sleep through the whole thing…maybe he wakes up from the dog moving from under his arm, just long enough to mumble a sleepy, “hav’ a good workout jamie, love u,” before he flips over and stuffs his face back into the pillow.

#this is in fact how i get my own pit out of bed every day 💀 #mail #regulus black #jegulus #james potter

[randombubblegum]

Lol, check out the ticket sales for the panic shows in Toronto and Montreal. Someone is getting Covid or claiming border crossing problems next week for sure 🤭

HDKHSSLKDKDDJ 😭😭😭😭 oh we are gonna get brendon “stuck at the border” or “unforeseen circumstances” for sure

#yall i wish i could express to u how fucking empty the minneapolis show was #we took a pic of me in pit after the 1st opener just looking around the EMPTY room #its so badddd #mail time!

[badnewswhatsleft]

dance dance nerdtrick’s worst crime was being awkward as fuck and a little oblivious. NOT shy and flustered. my guy shot his shot and then started a moshpit okay

#mailing letters #post prompted by dance dance yuri which i LOVE but girltrick is always for some reason shy and blushy . PLEASE. #GIRLTRICK SHOULD BE IN THE PIT PROM DRESS AND ALL

[mantisgodsdomain]

Hello! The 3DS/WiiU online services shutdown is in less than 24 hours! For the love of god, if you have anything that requires online services right now, any sort of Pokemon Bank or unfinished Mario Maker level or anything at all, DO YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW. You think you have time. You don't. Less than 24 hours remain.

#we speak #nintendo 3ds #wii u #we are having a normal one bc thinking of the shutdown has been sending us into a pit of Emotion so deep that we struggle to function #and now we no longer have time remaining #so we guess now it's time to muscle through our emotional hell to mail some shits through pokebank. hooray! #it's going very bad.

[honestlydarkprincess]

Ummm 🥺 and 😈 both sound soooo

I NEED to know more

heeheheh

Tommy cursed. “You’re perfect, baby. So good for me and we haven’t even started yet.”

and

“Whatever I want, huh? You sure you want to make promises like that?” Tommy purred, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

make me write

#teeheee #writing games #bucktommy #911 #princess-of-the-snake-pit #jess gets mail! 💌

[safety-pin-punk]

Just dropping in to tell you I genuinely look up to you

Your blog and your opinion means a lot to me, not in a “need to get a good grade in puppy punk, something that is both…”-way but in a “you are someone people can turn to, you help us baby punks, I value your opinions” way

Okay I wont lie, I havent posted this one yet, not because I've been busy, but because I genuinely like reading it. So to whoever sent this, thank you <3

#mail tag #getting asks like this makes my day #but it is also so wild to me cause Im just a 24 year old who likes to research and also happens to hate the government and love mosh pits

[kodzukoi]

HI KOIIIII <3 i wanted to wish u a very belated happy birthday but i hope yesterday was so so incredible and that you had such a lovely n wonderful birthday <3333

SLDKFJWOERISDLFJSLDFK OPAL THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAHHHH you're so very kind—my birthday was so fun :3

#mail pit #opal !

[skunkes]

If you were truly an abandoned project like you say. You wouldn't care so much. Even in your comic you mention you being worse for "the next person" you already are thinking of another person. That's not a bad thing. You're young. And by God you have some fire in you. I hope you become happier with yourself. I hope good things happen to you and the people around you will cheer for it. -💛🦭

thank u... im actually flopping between it rn... though i know i dont have the actual power to decide to be done with it, bc life is full of unexpected events, and i am young, but my line of thinking was, well because it would be so much more of a hassle for a next person, its best to just remove that hassle from the "market" completely lol...

but its out of my hands in either direction. i already wasnt expecting much as just the one time was such a rarity. now its just made the whole ordeal much much more difficult for all parties...aroo...anyway thanks again

#skunk mail #Anonymous #ykwim...i keep wanting to make ''good luck getting in now !'' jokes but they dont work #because well who's even going to bother. took long enough the first time #and also because what a gross thing to say and assume. that anybody would deal with me. ykwim... #and FINALLY because even despite being so sucks ive come out of this even more unrealistically picky despite already #having severely limited options. like ok man have fun with that. #best to just continue to isolate until i can fix myself which has been set back a LOT after recent events #this isnt fantasy romance nobody is going to be patient with me. i have to do it alone and the work will never be done. so...why bother #hope tht makes sense...! #i keep climbing out of the pit and convincing myself i do deserve it! i am kind i am loving im so good at loving #but i fall back into it bc the issues outweigh all of it. all of it. too much bad in me

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

here's postal 2 condensed and filtered through my brain because i wanted to impose it on my mutuals. will probably wind up doing paradise lost too

#postal 2 #i am very. very tired #but i wanted to get it done before i got my alien shirt in the mail because when i get that #im going to curl up into a ball for like 7 days #and just marinate in it #i already know when i wear holes into the pits i'll cut the sleeves off

[amethvysts]

É o seguinte ames☝️☝️

SR CARLOS SAINZ JR APARECEU EM IMOLA HOJE COM BIGODINHO

TODO MUNDO SE LEMBROU DAQUELA MUSICA E EU SEI QUE VOCE TAMBÉM!!!😭😭😭😭

Precisamos do Carlos botando o bigode na xota

minha diva, vou ficar te devendo um super blurb mas queria divulgar algo que eu pensei 🎀💭

assim que eu vi a foto eu ENGASGUEI com a minha própria saliva porque tive flashbacks de guerra para o meu carlos favorito (ele de bigode na renault), mas agora o nosso divo tá mais maduro e eu não pude deixar de pensar em um cenário em que ele é um dilf recém-divorciado e que, muito sem querer, acabou se apaixonando pela vizinha universitária que o ajuda a cuidar do filho de cinco anos nas (raras) horas vagas.

aquele combo bigode + cabelo penteado pra trás me fez pensar imediatamente que ele tá envolvido com a máfia, mas vamos deixar essa fofoca pra outro dia hihi.. o que é importante aqui é que o carlos é muito egoísta quando se trata de você, a mais nova paixão da vida dele. tem vezes que, mesmo trabalhando de casa, ele vai te ligar, se fazendo de pobre coitado porque é pai de primeira viagem e é muuuito difícil cuidar de uma criança sozinho naquela casa imensa :/ e ele precisa da sua ajuda, poxa! e vai pedir que você tome conta do moleque durante o dia porque ele, como homem trabalhador, precisa se concentrar no escritório.

é a mentira mais ridícula de todas. assim que você chega na casa dele, carlos vai mudar todo o material pra sala de estar e vai ficar te observando tomar conta do garoto — não porque quer te marcar, mas é o jeitinho maluco dele. e acaba que ele vai ficar tão encantado pela maneira que você conversa com a criança que nem vai fazer muita coisa no trabalho. os pensamentos vão longe, te imaginando como a parceira dele, o ajudando a criar o moleque. uma fantasia onde você age como parte da família sem ele ter que te pagar pelo serviço de babá.

e quando eu digo que ele é egoísta é porque ele quer que todo o tempo livre que você tenha, aquele em que não passa estudando ou no seu estágio, seja dedicado a ele e ao filho. além de te pedir para cuidar da criança, vai sugerir que você fique para o jantar, ou te convidar para alguns eventos totalmente aleatórios, com a desculpa de que precisa que você tome conta do filho dele — mesmo que ele nem devesse levá-lo, para começo de conversa.

inclusive, acho também que ele demora alguns bons meses para dar em cima de você de vez. e quando dá, é impossível ser mais óbvio. carlos é lerdo? sim, e talvez justamente por isso ele não tenha tempo para fazer doce, ou joguinhos. além disso, passou tanto tempo fora do mercado que se sente um tanto enferrujado. penso que ele vai se sentir um pouco inseguro de primeira porque você é tão nova e tão… fora do alcance dele. o que você iria querer com um quase-quarentão com um filho?

se surpreende muito quando você aceita os avanços dele. e depois disso, não para mais. é como se você liberasse uma fera, de verdade. e saiba que carlos vai querer fazer todos os pensamentos que teve durante todos aqueles meses de pura tortura uma realidade. desde te foder no quarto de visitas depois de você ter colocado o filho dele pra dormir, gemendo manhoso bem no pé do seu ouvido pra você deixar ele gozar dentro até te chupar enquanto você tá sentada em cima da bancada da cozinha, deixando suas coxas ardidas com os beijos lânguidos que deixa na parte interna até suas pernas tremerem em cima dos ombros dele.

penso também que ele vai ficar se fazendo de homem paciente, mas vai constantemente negociar com você sobre ter um bebê, ou casamento…

ai, primas, me empolguei, mas enquanto escrevia também tive o seguinte pensamento: carlos sainz jr. dilf pegando a namorada do filho universitário 🥸 o que achamos?

#⋆ ࣪. amethvysts ۫ ⁎ #TECLANDO MALDADES #infelizmente meu sossego foi interrompido por esta ask ☝️ #⭒ ݁ . you've got mail! #◟♡ ˒ anon #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #pit stop da fofoca

[gay-ppl-real]

I see yet another piece of Welcome Home art where Eddie is depicted dropping parcels or losing mail or what have you to demonstrate that he's a bit clumsy and all over the place and another part of me becomes dipped in frustration about people not understanding the source material

#innisthoughts #eddie dear #welcome home #welcome home arg #Obviously fanart is still wonderful and amazing and I'm never ever saying this to shade anyone #but c'mon man ;-; #this is not canon accurate and you're duping my boy #That's his JOB #He does it FLAWLESSLY #He does it METICULOUSLY #He would throw himself into a pit of fire to rescue it before he let a single piece of mail get damaged #he would never let mail go undelivered or be okay with giving it to the wrong person just because he got muddled #he'd check again and again and again that he'd gotten it right #NOTHING matters more to Eddie Dear than his job!! #It's what he takes the most pride in #it's what he puts the most importance into #It's the basis for all his self-worth #If he dropped a letter and it got dirty he'd probably like. implode #Something horrible would happen and he wouldn't be able to save a package from getting dented when he tripped #and Wally would find him there three hours later curled up in a ball of devastation and shame #If someone told him they hadn't received a due parcel he would immediately be the most stressed he has ever been #I may be overstating a little for comedic effect by y'know what it's still more accurate than him just being absent-minded about the mail #Get it right: he's absent minded about everything BUT mail!! #/lh