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#lyrics: ''the devil's rejects'' by rob zombie
tiffray · 2 years
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i am not same anon as Yesterday, but I read your response and I don't know where your getting youre information from...it feels like you just want to excuse shipping a dad x son dynamic...In the song pussy liquor by Rob zombie it says otis is Mother Firefly son, he has different dad than baby and tiny and none of them have ages or birthdays...Captain Spaulding is his step father and he married mother Firefly and have baby firefly because baby is youngest.
okay you know what. slay. im obsessed with every single individual letter in this ask btw.
but anyway. Rob Zombie wrote Pussy Liquor before he even thought to make Spaulding Baby’s dad, it still says Earl is Baby’s father. It is never even explicitly stated in the lyrics that Otis is from Mama. So there goes all credibility of the song unless you wanna also argue that Baby ISNT Spaulding’s.
and I’m getting all that from the official Devil’s Rejects bios as well as the comics and just my 5 years of nonstop obsession with these films. Watching con panels and reading decades old forums etc etc. (and if it’s still this hard to believe, dm me for the bio links. they got a lotta surprises in there if you get all your info from a Rob Zombie song that doesn’t even have the correct lyrics posted anywhere :-))
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robzobimerch252 · 8 months
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Survey #477
“hell doesn’t want them  /  hell doesn’t need them  /  hell doesn’t love them”
Which breed of dog do you find most scary? I'm not scared of them personally, but the sheer potential of the Tibetan mastiff is terrifying. I mean the thing hunts bears. What’s the secret to your success? What success? Do you keep any photos in your wallet? Yes, of some of my nieces and nephews. I need to organize my wallet and get all of them... Would you ever wear a white tuxedo? Eek, I think white wouldn't look good on me. I'd wear a black one, though. Do you prefer brown or white bread? Brown/wheat. Have you ever spent an entire day in bed? Ohhhh yes. I did that for years, literally until yesterday. I used to do everything in my bed. Now I've finally moved into the spare room when I'm on my laptop. Don’t you just find it annoying when people get too much plastic surgery? No? Do what you want with your body, boo. Whose birthday is next, out of all the people you know? My boyfriend's. Do you have embarrassing parents? Dad can be embarrassing. What’s something that really matters to you? My mental health. Tell me something interesting about one of your close relatives: Uhhh. I'm blanking. I'm not really close to my extended family. Do you like the smell of freshly-mown grass? NO NO NO I HATE IT. If given the opportunity, would you employ a monkey-servant? Absofuckinglutely not. That's horrible animal abuse. Do you get a lot of earwax (don’t be shy)? Yes. It's partially why I got wax adhered to my eardrums: I was pushing too much back with using q-tips too much. Do you find green eyes attractive? Very. Who depends on you the most? My pets. Would you ever donate a kidney to anyone, and who? My mother comes to mind absolutely instantly, given she only has one kidney. Can you really be racist to a white person? It's possible to be racist towards any race... I've never understood this question. What was the first website you made an account on? I want to say Neopets. Do you listen to any podcasts? No. I'd love to listen to Mark, Bob, and Wade's, I'm just so bad with keeping up with podcasts. I've tried. Do you prefer long or short surveys? Long ones, if you couldn't tell. I combine surveys for a reason: I'd be spamming the FUCK out this place otherwise. Do you enjoy making YouTube videos or just watching? Watching. I miss making them honestly, but I just don't have the motivation to dedicate to even a short project. When I edited videos, I was VERY slow at it, and I just don't wanna invest the time anymore. Do you think vlogging in public is scary? I would be MORTIIFED. I don't know how some people can do it so confidently. Would you want to be in a collab channel on YouTube? I could see myself having a gaming channel where I was either with a friend or s/o. It'd be fun, like chilling on the couch and just chatting while playing. Not trying to be funny or anything, just... chillin'. Some people (myself included) enjoy that content. Have you been to an escape room? Was it a success? I haven't, but it'd be cool. Have you ever recorded a cover of a song? No. Do you prefer hoodies or sweaters more during the autumn? Hoodies. What's the best Halloween costume you had as a kid? I don't remember. Does family come to your home for the holidays, or do you go to theirs? We go to my older sister's place. Have you been diagnosed with CoVid-19 since the pandemic began? Not yet, but I'm getting tested Friday. How often do your pets have to visit the vet? Venus, essentially never unless she has a serious issue. Reptile doctors aren't very available here. Roman has only been to the vet once to get neutered. And I think his shots? How many times have you been in the hospital in your lifetime thus far? A good number of times. Cheese-Itz. Cheese Balls, Goldfish, or Cheetos? Ohhh, I think I have to go with Goldfish, but I like them all, save or Cheese Balls. Have you ever made your own trail mix before? What did you put in it? No. What is your favorite thing to eat alongside peanut butter? Chocolate. Do your pets sleep on the furniture or in their own pet beds? Venus is obviously in her terrarium, usually sleeping behind her water bowl. Roman always sleeps in my bed snuggling me. :') If you have dogs, how often do you take them for walks? We don't have a dog. Does anything on your body cause you chronic pain? Any chronic illnesses? Yes, my legs. I have chronic mental illnesses for sure. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food? Just rolls, ha ha. I'm not a fan of Thanksgiving food in general. Would you prefer cake or pie as a birthday treat? Cake; I don't like pie. What is something annoying about the person you like/love? Nothing he does really annoys me. What is something that makes you feel old? My knees and energy level in general, ha ha. And how early I can go to sleep nowadays. When's the last time you experienced a panic attack? Over what? Hm... I don't like to abuse the term panic attack, so I'm not entirely sure. I'm definitely familiar with them, but shit's gotta be pretty extreme for me to consider it a genuine panic attack and not an anxiety attack. Which professions do you feel deserve the highest amount of pay? Probably surgeons. Do you donate to a specific charity or cause on an annual basis? No, but I desperately wish I could. :/ What's the highest amount of money you received in a card? I want to say $300? My paternal grandpa was way, WAY too generous. Like seriously, I think the dude met my sisters and me ONCE. I really do wish I'd taken up Dad's offers to go to Michigan with him before he passed away. I only turned it down because he didn't have WiFi, which is a horrible, selfish excuse. I wanted to know him better. Did you get any scholarships or grants towards your education? I think? Have you ever wondered what your pets are saying to you? Roman? ALL the time, especially because when I talk to him, he usually answers in his own kind of meow. It's adorable. Have you ever had to turn someone in before? For what? No. Describe a time where one of your parents embarrassed you. Oh my goddddd. When Dad was helping me take care of my laptop when it was broken, he was consistently SO rude to the employees, convinced they were trying to scam him into paying more money. Which they certainly weren't. I wanted to DIE when we were in that store. Do you prefer grapes, raisins, or prunes? Grapes. The other two are gross. Have you ever had a party when your parents weren't home? No. What is something that irks you about your sibling(s)? Nothing. They're wonderful women. If you get married, will you take your spouse's last name? Yes, please get rid of my last name. Do you still eat Lunchables as an adult? Hell yeah, man. What's your favorite comfort food? Ice cream. If you had to work in a store, which would you choose, and why? An actually good pet store. Not a chain one that gets their pets from breeding farms and doesn't know jack shit about the animals. You won't ever see me adopt a pet, especially a reptile, from places like PetSmart and Petco. They are so goddamn ignorant. Hell, I'd probably be willing to work with people if I was an employee in a proper pet store, because I'd be so excited about the animals and helping them get adopted into homes that will suit and treat them well. If you were a teacher, which subject would you teach? English or science. Do you spend a lot of time outdoors in the summer? Hell no, I HATE summer. Do you have a desk in your room? Not my bedroom, no, but in the spare room/my "office," I do. I've finally moved into there to get out of my bed except for sleeping. I'll tell you, my back sure hurts, though. What did your favorite backpack in high school look like? Yo, I had the COOLEST Ouija board backpack. The zipper was even a planchette. Do you wear band tees? Of course. Frosting: chocolate or vanilla? Chocolateeeee. Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla? Depends on my mood. Do you drink protein shakes? No, I can't stand the taste. What is the highest name-brand thing you own? Nothing unrealistically expensive. What color GameBoy did you have as a kid? Red. What was your favorite GameBoy game? Man, I can't pick! My sisters and I had a whole lot. Do you have a PayPal account? No. Would you be interested in building a water feature for a garden? If *I* wasn't the one building it, sure, ha ha. A koi pond would be amazing. Do you consider the letter "Y" a consonant or a vowel? I see it as a consonant, but I know it can be a vowel. Pick a side, Y. Would you rather wear a tie or a bowtie? Hm, idk. Which birds are most common around your neighbourhood? Sparrows or robins? Idk. Are you the kind of person to look at accident sites, when passing them by? Admittedly, yes. Morbid curiosity is real. Have you ever seen a polydactyl cat? Only online. Are there any languages you could try to work out what some words mean? A good deal of German, probably. What is your dearest stuffed animal that you own? Why is that? My stuffed moose Brownie, which I got from Cabela's in Ohio. I cuddled him every night as a kid for MANY years. He's on my shelf now. <3 Have you ever had to try to pronounce words that have letters with umlauts? That's common in German, so. Are you more an Eeyore, a Piglet, or a Tigger? I'm Eeyore and Piglet's child. Name something awesome from another culture that is not part of yours: I'm not educated enough on other cultures to answer this, sadly. What are you grateful for NOT having? Various health conditions. What do you think is the most interesting sea creature? Man-o-wars. I mean c'mon, they have no brain. Do you currently own any teddy bears? Yeah, stored away. Have you ever caught fireflies? All the time as a little kid! My sisters and I loved that. Do you know anyone who has changed their first name? Not legally (to my knowledge), but I have a number of trans friends who have. Do you know anyone who has been on life support, and survived? No. At least, I don't think so. Do your parents have a strong relationship together? Holy fuck no. What was the last necklace you wore? It was my bottlecap one with the Halo of the Sun from Silent Hill 3 as the center. If there was such a thing as a mental health first aid kit, what would you want to be in it? Can it only be physical items? If that's the case, gimme a bit of candy, some money for a tattoo, a Mountain Dew, a new meerkat plushie to cuddle, a weighted blanket... Stuff like that.
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coff33jelly · 3 years
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AOT characters and what Rob Zombie songs they would listen to
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why? cus this man s a legend
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eren - scum of the earth
mikasa - living dead girl
armin - cease to exist
levi - in the bone pile
erwin - let it all bleed out
hange - return of the phantom stranger
sasha - dead girl superstar
jean - superbeast
connie - get loose
annie - everything is boring
reiner - feel so numb
bertholdt - never gonna stop
ymir - demon speeding
historia - the devil s rejects
zeke - revelation revolution
floch - iron head
yelena - feed the gods
pieck - spookshow baby
porco - lords of salem
onyankopon - teenage nosferatu pussy
hitch - sick bubblegum
marlowe - shower of stones(pun intended🏃)
kenny - pussy liquor
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this is what i think they d enjoy, not all of the lyrics are fitting !! they all bangers tho
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arttheclown · 4 years
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5, 6, 24, and 30 for the music asks? :D
5) a song from a lifelong favourite artist?
  it took me a couple minutes to think of an artist i’ve been listening to my entire life, or at least most of it, but eventually i settled on britney spears. i’ve been a fan of britney and her music since i was very very young (despite my grandmama’s claims she was “trashy”), and have come to massively respect her in recent years upon learning more about her personal life and the issues she continues to battle to this day.
   if i had to pick one song by britney, i’d have to go with piece of me, because it’s basically brit sticking up her middle finger to the media and satirizing their criticisms of her. i have to respect that.
6) your current “on repeat” song?
   anxious alien by HANA! a week or two ago, i was going through songs recommended to me by spotify and this was one of them. at the time, i was in the middle of making a difficult personal decision. this song started playing and i just… immediately knew i was going to be alright. the lyrics and mystical ambience of the song really struck a chord of me. i can’t recommend the entire album (HANDRIEL, which you can listen to on spotify) enough. apparently it was created in real time by the artist on twitch, streamed over the course of four weeks! HANA says that she basically poured all of her interests into the album and tried to make it sound like the things she loves: anime, video games, fantasy, cybergoth aesthetics, etc. as a content creator with a lot of specific, varied interests of my own, i deeply respect that and think she created something truly unique and amazing. i’m looking forward to seeing what she does next! 
   24) a song from a soundtrack?
   as a lot of my followers can probably tell, i’ve been really into anything involving freddy krueger and jason voorhees lately. so of course i’ve been obsessed with the freddy vs jason soundtrack, especially how can i live by III nino. that song has actually been a favourite of mine for years, but since becoming invested in those two characters and their dynamic, i find myself appreciating the lyrics - and thinking about what they mean - a little more deeply. these are my personal favourites:
   “I am your mirror image,    I’m all you left behind.    You made me what I am,    Then who the hell am I?”
   not gonna get into fandom stuff rn because these asks are about Music Specifically but it’s. kind of eerie how well those particular lines fit some headcanons of mine.
30) favourite song of all time?
   i have a lot of songs i really, really love and have loved for many years, so i don’t know if i could pick Just One above everything else. (i have thought about making a playlist specifically for my all-time favourites; i might have to start working on that sometimes this week.) but if there’s a song that really pulls at my heartstrings every time i hear it, it’s midnight rider by the allman brothers. that song has a lot of sentimental value for me. it’s from a movie that i fully admit is fucked up and gruesome (the devil’s rejects), but still holds a lot of meaning to me because of the impact it ultimately had on my life. when i hear this song, i remember being a teenager and getting to explore the horror genre for the first time. i remember creative projects of mine that were ultimately spurred from my love of that film and its aesthetic, of rob zombie’s (admittedly very flawed) work and of horror in general. i think of friends i made Because of my interests in these things. i think of a character and actor who mean the world to me - who i probably wouldn’t be the person i am today without. 
   i know it might seem kind of silly that one old song can invoke all those feelings in me, but it absolutely does.
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Bill Moseley Calls Rob Zombie’s 3 FROM HELL ‘A Masterpiece’
If you were to ask horror fans what their favorite Rob Zombie film is, it’s likely that they’d tell you The Devil’s Rejects – and for good reason. It’s a masterpiece! How could Zombie possibly top such a swan-song for the Firefly family? Well according to the man who brought the unhinged Otis Driftwood of the Firefly family to life, Bill Moseley, we may have another “masterpiece” on the horizon with Zombie’s latest 3 From Hell.
Moseley used the m-word on his Facebook page, when referring to the new film;
“Great time last night, got all the shots we needed before we picture wrapped on the Valuzat movie ranch in dear old Santa Clarita, and now the trucks are packed and rolling, the actors all changed out of their wardrobe & makeup and off to new adventures…[]”
  Moseley goes on to say how proud everyone involved in the making of the new film is and also that a much deserved rest is in order, saying “It’ll probably hit me in a day or two what we did, the enormity, the intensity but meanwhile, I’m going to eat a lot, sleep a lot, brush em like crazy (Beach Boys lyric).”
Along with Sid Haig (Captain Spalding/Cutter) and Sherri Moon Zombie (Baby Girl), Moseley helped bring the Firefly family to life in 2003 with Rob Zombie’s feature film debut, House of 1000 Corpses. Two years later, they returned in the fantastically twisted, and critically acclaimed, The Devil’s Rejects, where they met their bullet-riddled end.
So what exactly is 3 From Hell? Is it a prequel or a proper sequel where Otis, Baby, and Cutter survived? Zombie has been intentionally secretive with the film and even a quick check on IMDB will yield nothing. So I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. Fortunately, Moseley had some encouraging last words.
“One thing I can say, when this movie comes out, your guys’s mindsies are gonna be big time blown!”
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karthik82 · 4 years
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The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) Directed by Rob Zombie Rob Zombie has made some interesting movies. His best work in my opinion is the revenge story "The Devil's Rejects", the sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses". In 2009, this very curious effort — an adult animated comedy was released. This follows the adventures of El Superbeasto (voiced by Tom Papa), a former Mexican wrestler turned pornographic filmmaker, and his sister, superspy Suzi X (Sheri Moon Zombie), as they try to prevent Dr Satan (Paul Giamatti) from marrying a woman with the devil's mark, which will give him the powers of Hell. I liked this movie a lot, and feel it's underrated, and didn't get the attention it deserved. But then again, it probably appeals to a more niche kind of crowd. A lot of it is inspired by old school horror movies, Zombie's own characters and non-mainstream 70's/80's animation. The animation style is colourful, cartoonish and suitably slapstick. It's based on a comic book series that Zombie himself created, and I appreciate it because it's obviously his vision on screen, there's nothing like it elsewhere. It has cartoonish violence, nudity, and songs with vulgar lyrics, and it goes by quite quickly (just 77 min). One might think the storyline is a bit thin and the whole thing could have more substance, but then again considering the type of movie it is, I think one should not have those expectations and just enjoy it. The filmmakers obviously had a good time making it (though I believe it took a considerably long time in production). One of my favourite characters in the movie is the stripper Velvet Von Black (voiced by Rosario Dawson, who I thought was excellent). She is the woman with the devil's mark (666 on her butt). I drew Velvet, the drawing was done with multi colour ballpoint pen on A6 sketchbook and scanned. #dailymoviesketch #ballpointpen #515 / 13-Feb-20 (at Secunderabad) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8gPoaiAgYx/?igshid=zqam6xchm8i3
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flickpicks · 7 years
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The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Scary Movie Fest Day 3
Film: The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Directed by: Rob Zombie
Run Time: 109min
Available on: Starz (expires Oct 13th)
As an avid horror fan, I’m embarrassed to say I’d never seen this film before. It’s one of those that I’d always heard about and knew wholeheartedly that I should see it; I just never got around to it.
This is a hard one for me to talk about, because I feel like I should love it more than I do. Don’t get me wrong, I liked the film, but there were many artistic choices that stopped me from loving it. The whole thing reminded me of The Hills Have Eyes (1977) (hell, even Michael Berryman, who played Pluto in the original, was in this film). And The Hills Have Eyes is one of my all time favourite horror films. So it’s already got a high bar to go against for me. And it almost made it. But Zombie’s questionable choices about what to include and what not to include in this film just struck me as bizarre.
There are several scenes where I found myself asking “what does this have to do with this story?” The majority of these scenes were with the Sheriff (William Forsythe). I get that he’s neurotic, but it still feels that many of his scenes were not needed. When he meets with the movie critic and they fight about Elvis -- it just didn’t fit. It was such a weird scene that it took me out of the story. It didn’t feel relevant to the film (and as it turns out, it really isn’t). Scenes like this strike me as disruptive and made me lose interest in the film. That in conjunction with Rob Zombie’s borderline obsession with his wife (Sheri Moon Zombie who played Baby) almost made me want to turn off the film. There are so many unnecessary shots of Baby all the time. And her lines are played on loop at times when she’s not on screen. And if she were actually a good actress, I would understand. But she’s not. Her obnoxious laugh and horrendous line delivery were grating and unbearable. Most everyone else in the film gave a phenomenal performance; it only makes sense to give the others more screen time. A stronger performance makes a stronger film.
That being said, there were several elements of this film that I did enjoy. First and foremost, the soundtrack. As a classic rock lover, I found myself paying more attention to the music than what was happening at times. But hey, you just can’t passively listen to “Freebird”.
The dialogue at times is lyrical, in the beginning. But as the violence increases, it eventually just becomes a never ending stream of expletives and shouting. Until the dialogue just stops, and “Freebird” begins.
So, let’s talk about that ending scene. It was beautifully done. The song was well chosen; the scene was well shot. It’s emotional and exciting. It reminds me of the ending of Thelma and Louise (1991). I felt like pumping my fist in the air and shouting. The quick interchange between shots and the handheld effect of not having perfect framing all the time feeds the excitement and adventure. Part of me was rooting for this family of serial killers to go out in a blaze of glory. The ability to elicit that sort of response for characters such as these shows me that Zombie has the capacity to make a great and wonderful film; he’s just got some fine tuning to do.
--Victoria
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Survey #476
“yeah, i am the brain, some say insane”
What is your favorite Pixar film? Finding Nemo. Who was the last person to send you any sort of message on social media? My sister Misty. Would you rather build a snowman or a snow fort? Why? Snowman. I think you can personalize them better. At what age do you believe children should begin having screen time? I don't know. I guess it would depend on the kid. Have you ever failed an important test? Which subject? Yes; I failed my last Algebra final and the course. Who taught you how to ride a bike? How old were you? My dad. Idr how old I was. Do you know what your ring size is? What is it? Nope. When you picture dinosaurs in your head, what color are they? Like a darkish red or green. Last candy you tried that you did not enjoy? Or one that you did enjoy? No clue. Were you a chubby or thin baby? I was your average size. What is the most outrageous thing you’ve considered doing lately? Trying to get a cubicle job. Like seriously, NOBODY wants those. I don't either, but I just don't know what other options I have that don't require a degree and I'm not flocked by other people. I'd probably have some duties on the phone, but like... I'm not going to find a job I qualify for that is perfectly reclusive. Have you ever known somebody who ran away? Not personally, no. Rollercoasters that go upside-down… yes please or no thank you? NO FUCKING THANK YOU. Can you have kids? I would assume so, but honestly I wish I physically couldn't with how intensely I fear being raped. Are you a fan of Elton John? I've never really listened to his music and know very little about him as an individual. What does your town’s name begin with? "R." Are you a seafood fan? Nooooo. The one and only seafood I enjoy is shrimp. Give me a random word in another language. Tell me what it means. "Himmel" is "Heaven" in German. Odd how that was the first one to come to me, ha ha. Which city would you like to visit- Rome, Tunis, London, Madrid or Paris? Rome. New tats in your near future? Sadly no. :/ I have to focus on more important things. Did you ever participate in beauty pageants as a child? No. I don't support those. Have you ever ridden in a limousine before? No, but I've always wanted to. :( What's the most amount of money you'd pay for a house or a vehicle? Idk, considering I'm not familiar enough with what is considered reasonable and average for either. What's the longest wait time you'll wait at a restaurant to be seated? If it was actually up to me, shit, maybe only 15 minutes. I am way too impatient, and I'd rather just go to another place than wait for a while. Have you ever been given a responsibility that you couldn't handle? Did you mean: my past three jobs? Did you ever try to start a club as a child? For what? I feel like my friends and I did before... but I remember nothing of it. Who was your favorite babysitter as a child? My sister had this friend in our neighborhood as a kid whose grandparents used to watch us. The grandpa we knew as "Uncle Donny," and he was bar none our favorite. He was such a sweet man. Have you ever cared for a stray animal before? Cats, on many occasions in the past. [TW: SUICIDE/OVERDOSE] Have you ever contacted a suicide or crisis services hotline? For whom? Yeah, for me. I tried first to reach them online in one of those private chatrooms, but I want to say I waited around 30 minutes with nobody available. I was so desperate that I tried calling too, but again, it was too busy. That's when I ODed. Is there anyone from your family that you no longer associate with? I have an uncle by marriage that's an abusive, manipulative fuck that NOBODY associates with, except his brainwashed daughters. Do you have any illnesses that reoccur frequently? I mean, I have mental illnesses that flare up now and again, but no traditional illnesses. What is your sexual orientation? Queer or pansexual, idk man. Have you ever done any drugs harder than marijuana? I've never even done weed. What is one job you would never want to have? I would, no exaggeration, rather die than be a butcher. I could never in five trillion years. Do you bite or peel your string cheese? I don't like string cheese. Who crosses your mind the most? Girt, nowadays. I know, a fucking shocker who wasn't the answer. Have you ever been on a scavenger hunt? In school, yeah. Ever been to an auction? No. Are there two colors that you just simply despise? Puke green and yellow. If you were a fish, what colour would you like to be? I wanna be the Rainbow Fish. :') Did your first real significant other change you at all? You have literally no idea. Are you waiting to have sex until you’re married? No. What’s your favorite football team? I don't like football. Or even understand it. Do you have anything autographed by a celebrity? No. What’s your favorite way to eat peanut butter? Gimme a Reese's and I'm a happy bitch. :^) What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? I'm basic, just hand me a pb&j. How are you today? Worried about my mother since she has Covid now. I'm not feeling too hot, either. Was any of your home decor inspired by Pinterest? No. What is this month’s calendar picture? I don't own a current calendar. What is your last ex-boyfriend’s or ex-girlfriend’s name? Sara Jane. I prefer to refer to her as just my best friend, though; "ex" usually implies negative feelings in some way or form, and I've none of those. Do you use Snapchat? I never have. Would you rather go out for pancakes or steak? Yum, pancakes. Are you the clubbing type? No. Clubs don't appeal to me at all. Is your ex sexually attractive to you still? I haven't seen him in literally years. I wouldn't know. What is unattractive about them? The fact he apparently can't accept a mentally ill partner. Supposedly, he broke up with the girl he dated after me for the same reason he left me: her having depression. Like bro, good fucking luck finding a girl who doesn't struggle with something. Good luck finding someone who's going to be on Cloud 9 all the time. And also, he never communicated what he was feeling. Do you have a crap load of friends to hang out with? God no. The only person I hang out with is my boyfriend. Honeymoon, where? Alaska, if it's a good time of year to see the Northern Lights. If not, maybe the Bahamas to visit their black and pink beaches. The heat and humidity put me off, though... Lipstick over the actual natural lip line, your thoughts? It's capable of being attractive if done well and it's not too extreme, unless you're only looking from a distance. It can look especially great on drag queens imo. How would your wedding bouquet look like? Depends on the time of year, really. I kind of want to say black regardless, but I think that would blend too much with my dress (which I want to be black). Maybe if it was in the fall, which I want, it'd be orange and black to fit the Halloween vibe I'd love to have as a theme, perhaps a rich red, or light pink and white... idk. That's far in the future. What kind of game would you like to play that doesn’t exist yet? Bro, give me a meerkat simulator. There's the Lead the Meerkats Wii game that I ADORE, but I think the concept could be greatly expanded upon and made more realistic. What is one thing you would never ever eat? Balut came to mind very quickly. That looks like the grossest shit imaginable. I'll never forget seeing it for the first time on GMM and wondering how neither of them literally died where they sat lmao. There are a LOT of other foods, too. I'm incredibly picky. Which character in your favorite movie do you hate the most? Every single character from The Lion King is so lovable. Which non-existing (sci-fi and such) weapon and/or vehicle would you like to own/use? Bro, I want Thori'dal from WoW. A bombin' bow with unlimited, magical arrows? That shit's dope. Could save your life, and plus I love bows. How do you think the world will end? Humanity's end will almost certainly be rooted in human action. The end of the planet itself will probably be a black hole, gamma ray, or something else supremely powerful. If you could take a pill that would cure something in you that isn’t an illness - what would you be cured of? The fact I'm fat. :^) Take it all away pls. Has anyone besides your family seen you naked? If so, who? My ex. Do you remember anyone’s number by heart? Literally nobody's. Not even my own. :x Name something you will never try in your lifetime. Hunting. What’s the best place you have ever eaten at? The Cheesecake Factory, omlllll. Are you at home right now? Yep. What’s worse: Crocs or Uggs? Crocs are so fucking ugly to me. Do you knock before you open doors? Always. Does Fred from YouTube annoy you? Now THIS is a throwback. I liked him as a kid. He'd probably annoy the shit out of me now. Anything exciting taking place today? No. Who have you texted today? My mother and Becky, the receptionist at my psychiatrist's office. I rescheduled my appointment to tomorrow with my mom being sick (she wants to talk to him, and she's in no shape to today) and me not feeling well, either. Do you like grapefruits? No. Have you ever had the Reese’s PB candy bars? Omfg, the ones that are a bar of smaller squares is my FAVORITE candy in the world. Where’s your mother? In bed. She was directed to mostly quarantine in her room away from me. Are there any pets you’re wishing for? Always. :( Do you like oatmeal raisin cookies? I HATE raisins, so guess. Is your belly button pierced? No. Do you watch PewDiePie? Not anymore, no. His content changed a long time ago and doesn't interest me anymore. Do you like "Despacito?" Omg my sister showed it to me once and I hated it. Do you have any subscribers on YouTube? uhhh *checks* I have 71. More than I expected, ha ha. What’s the first word that comes to your mind if I say: "Boop!" Booping a snake on the nose. :'3 Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy’s? Nah. I enjoy watching YouTubers play it, and I like the franchise, it's just not my kind of game to actually play. Can you twerk? Oh god, never tried, don't want to. Do you like dabbing? It looks stupid to me. It looks like you're smelling your armpit, dude. Can money buy you happiness? You are 110% full of shit if you think it can't to some degree. I would be so, so much happier if I wasn't poor. Have you heard of Blizzard Entertainment? Well, considering they're the company that owns World of Warcraft, obviously.
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